SethTaylor
@SethTaylor@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm tired 1 day ago:
The thing I love the most about The Last of Us is the silence and nature
- Comment on Tell me 3 days ago:
🎶 " Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I will insert you anally " 🎶
- Comment on Why do we need legal genders at all? 4 days ago:
Also, men aren’t screened for breast cancer and vice versa for prostate check-ups. I don’t think that’s done on a legal basis though, it’s just a healthcare service aimed at different demographics. Anyone can request a prostate check or mammography and get it if the doctor finds it necessary.
“Miss, I can confirm you still do NOT have a prostate. Please, stop coming here. This is very inappropriate”
- Comment on Drink up 1 week ago:
Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?
- Comment on What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat 1 week ago:
Holy shit over 200 upvotes on Lemmy. Well deserved
- Comment on What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat 1 week ago:
Joke’s on you. They’ll outlive us all
- Comment on Why? 1 week ago:
I have Sennheiser HD 280 headphones. They have a telephone cord for a wire. So good. So worth it. Cable still going strong after 6 years. And get this… when it breaks? I can replace it. They make spare parts. Saved me a ton of money in the long run
- Comment on Truth 1 week ago:
Yep. Pretty sure we have laws against that.
- Comment on Nostalgia 1 week ago:
I imagine any adults with poor handwriting did not benefit from this cigarette home delivery system
- Comment on Nostalgia 1 week ago:
Where I grew up you could smoke in bars when I was in high-school. Not only was I allowed to go in but the place was also absolutely full of cigarette smoke. Many of those basement bars shut down completely after one caught fire a few years ago. It was a huge scandal
- Comment on Nostalgia 1 week ago:
I remember that. It was so annoying. Her brand smelled awful. The ones I smoked were way better.
- Comment on GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him. 2 weeks ago:
You’re not gay enough
- Comment on el tigre 3 weeks ago:
You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
- Comment on When it was all trial and error 4 weeks ago:
Yes. Brian from Family Guy had mushrooms one episode. Bojack Horseman did drugs to write his autobiography. Pretty sure Snoopy smokes weed, and Scooby Due is definitely second-hand high from Shaggy all the time
- Comment on Won't you come? 4 weeks ago:
Hey isn’t exotic plasma that thing ghosts leave behind in Ghostbusters?
- Comment on Thanks, doc 4 weeks ago:
“Keep your mind light and your booty heavy. Ask your doctor for our antidepressant today!”
- Comment on Thanks, doc 4 weeks ago:
me: I’m sad
Local feral cat: Here’s my three kittens. I must go now, my planet needs me
Vet: This will be expensive and exhausting for you
Therapist: Pets would be good for you, but you won’t be able to keep up with the necessary work and routines. Maybe at a later time.
me: Oh yea? I’ll show you! I will attempt to keep up with the necessary work and routines!
Me again: I failed and broke down immediately
Still me: gotta give up the cats
Yet again me: Perfect…
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 4 weeks ago:
Wanted to use a hammer
Accidentally became the sharpest tool in the shed
- Comment on It was cold this morning. You all know what this means. 5 weeks ago:
Wait… wouldn’t it… make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?
Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June
- Comment on Anon hates tiktok 5 weeks ago:
Worth it
- Comment on Football. 5 weeks ago:
I mean… I don’t know that ALL British people would look good in that
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 5 weeks ago:
Communism is the honeydew of left-wing ideologies. Stop trying to work it into every post about free healthcare, income inequality, human rights and so on. Stop trying to normalize. It’s literally banned in multiple countries for legitimate reasons. It’s been used to oppress millions of people. If you support it you clearly don’t understand it. And people who put it next to socialism are clearly trying to smear socialism. Seriously.
Socialism and communism are not the same thing and American right wingers in particular keep trying to make it look like they are because it helps them win elections. Trump’s new thing is “Democrats are communists”. Think about it. He’s calling democratic socialists communists. Grasp the nuance and use it to your advantage. Stop upvoting this type of stuff. You’re digging yourselves into a hole.
Anyway… I wish I could be telling this to OP, but that is a Twitter screenshot there, I think, and I sure as fuck am not going there.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
It also makes posts with extra cheese
- Comment on Tasty! 1 month ago:
That’s it. I’m done. I’m transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.
- Comment on Bunnies are metal 1 month ago:
Oh my god wait does this mean T-Rex was a cutie-wootie-rootie-patootie? 🥹
- Comment on White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin 1 month ago:
Your taxes paid for this
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
“You mean that tall bald cat that walks funny? Yeah, weird fella. Good scavanger though, always has food around”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I got scratched by a feral. Had to get a tetanus shot and five rabies shots
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
My cats never attack me. Probably cause they’re never bored. Big wild yard with lots of plants and trees. Lots to do. Lots of neighborhood cats visiting. They live a life of privilege. Now city cats on the other hand… you wanna keep one in an apartment, you better be working full-time entertaining that thing.