SethTaylor

@SethTaylor@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wash up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing confusing there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sergay Lovecock would make for a badass porn name though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just scanning for the bear...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I aggressively look every direction. Mine is 360

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevermind the drink I'm holding⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Platypus. Final answer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is now 18 pounds, until the chicken is digested 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They will never own a home

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuh-uh. Caught that chicken fair and square

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHOLE MILK⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme comes back every few years

  And every time it does…

  It’s still got it 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Must be nice⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow me for more shitty diet tips⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.

  This idea brought to you by ChatGPT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wicked hangover⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing should be. Grams are so much easier. Imperial units feel like trying to do math while on mushrooms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cant take it anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not real

  I’m a figment of your imagination

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogs welcome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bang bang! Feuer frei!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogs welcome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When my dog is a little hoarse I take him to the vet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes science do be cruel like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What… the actual… fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must tell me, please!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s not a billionaire, though. She works 9 to 5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must tell me, please!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what’s funny, though? I think about this all the time. There’s thousands of “Jesus of our times” people, but we don’t know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because… well… they didn’t hoard money, cause… well… they’re “Jesus”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have several thousands of millions of food intolerances, so I love that British simplicity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That list does not affect him because he doesn’t consider those things to be achievements.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After all these years...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On Reddit this post would have a depressing -7

  On Lemmy I know that 8 people still remember Shoes 😆

• After all these years...lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tells a true story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Involuntary committment to psych ward, you say?

  My odds have just increased significantly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  BILLION DOLLAR IDEA: A BAR, BUT YOU CAN HEAR THE PEOPLE YOU’RE WITH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, right? Might as well not wear one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We are also making serial killers smarter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mama!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Knowing there’s no chance imaginable of being able to witness all this is so depressing… My death anxiety feeds on thoughts like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mama!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on you. I can do both those accents.