SethTaylor

@SethTaylor@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dare to dream⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My main laptop is also 16GB. It’s from 2017 and was one of the last models left that had an incorporated DVD-player. It still runs so well I have no plans to replace it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anti-fish language⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did the convict blenny go to prison?

  For immitating a catfish

  And there is nothing funny about identity theft, Jim. Millions of people suffer every day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anti-fish language⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you call a fish without an eye?

  Partially blind. And there is nothing funny about visual impairment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it makes you feel any better, I want you back. Polanski of UK Greens wants out of NATO and into an EU-exclusive military alliance

  I want the US to go to rehab and then move back in with us. I’ll even make your favorite dish: string cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude Romanians hate them so much it breaks my brain… I hate it here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea we did

  I swear to god the US is simply incapable of original ideas. Fascism? Stole it from us. Nuclear bombs? European scientists. Absolutely destroying native populations? Uhm, hello? WE literally did that. Like… that’s why you even exist today. You’re WELCOME /sarcasm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, tbh I was shitting my pants a year ago but most far-right parties have plateaued or reversed in the polls recently. I think we just might have too few morons to turn far-right. Juuuuuust might.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that Aussies, USA #1!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My country was founded by “Please, Mr. Big Empire, please stop hitting me!”

  (I’m Romanian. We’ve been invaded by everyone. Interestingly enough, never by the British Empire. You’d think we wouldn’t miss that one. Bit odd, innit?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude I am fully and thoroughly committed to hating communism with a deep and heartfelt passion, but capitalism absolutely can be a nightmare if abused, and right now it absolutely fucking is. This level of income inequality is like capitalism laced with meth, rat poison and literal shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “I'm thrilled to report that after 35 years, on July 4th, we will end the subsidies for wind and solar projects”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Romania is averaging 70% renewable production on sunny days

  Solar is about 40%

  People keep pointing to China, but there’s plenty European countries doing way better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s hard being a working stiff, but Giorgio is always up to the task

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just imagine how sore she will be after that weekend

  We salute you, Karen! 🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A perfect world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish a girl would venmo me some titty…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discovery phase⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you take one shroom you grow. If you take two, you can shoot fireballs. And if you get injured you become short again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discovery phase⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until they realize they enjoy interacting with it too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Demon slayer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶 There’s a devil in my dick And some demons in my semen 🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love houses that trap heat! /s⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I second this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little treat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemmy is male dominated and sometimes progressive on these issues, but mostly it’s a bunch of raging incels who want to “free the nipple” so they can stare at the nipple all day long

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teehee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get outta here, Chandler! Go on! Get! Get on outta here, Chandler!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little treat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the road sign speaks for all of us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well… this is a shitpost, cause that thing’s definitely going in someone’s poophole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple that makes eunuchs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trans lifehack?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especially of they have 6 fingers.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Betcha that postman plays a mean guitar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The kid couldn't commit to the role⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bill Skarsgård underwent heavy surgery to turn himself into a gigantic spider for the scene in Pennywise’s lair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Human animal cracker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I puke while shitting do I become a god?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pets a dog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They have GMC SUVs though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [ spits out carbonara in shock ]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “No, April. That is wrong! Please leave my house party!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “We put men on the moon. Then we put them in spandex. 'Murica”