SethTaylor
@SethTaylor@lemmy.world
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 18 hours ago:
You should call into Fox News and tell them exactly that. Since this is what they deem newsworthy 😆
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 1 day ago:
That is legitimately thoughtful! It wouldn’t have crossed my mind to do that
- Comment on forbidden dots 2 days ago:
I’ll take a bit if you wanna
- Comment on They Wylin' 2 days ago:
Wait… what?
What the hell is going on?
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 4 days ago:
He is the mascot for pop rocks popping candy
- Comment on Aeroplane 5 days ago:
Super important to know where the radio is, cause I’m gonna want to listen to some nice chill songs while I soar through the air towards certain death cause I don’t know how to fly a plane but the guy behind me kept kicking my chair so I yelled “If you don’t stop kicking my chair, I swear to god, I am turning this plane around!” and he didn’t stop so I had to do it to save face.
- Comment on Milk 5 days ago:
It’s melted, unsalted cheese with crunchy bits
I like chaos.
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 1 week ago:
I had to read the comments to get this.
I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 1 week ago:
I’m reading these comments and I’m thinking I should call this dude’s ex. I can only hope I’m worthy.
- Comment on Anon has had enough 1 week ago:
Don’t kink shame
- Comment on Pronouns history 2 weeks ago:
“It’s He-Man, not They-Person” Some Conservative
- Comment on Interesting effect when your BF is sucking on a peppermint 2 weeks ago:
Is this a rimjob joke?
Cause we really need jobs in this economy
- Comment on CNC 2 weeks ago:
I came here to learn what CNC is
They told me learning is fun
They lied
Imma head out
- Comment on CNC 2 weeks ago:
Bully: Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
Sex nerd: BDSM
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
Well then he better not die during his term or under a GOP admin, because if people lost their jobs over Kirk, I can’t even imagine what would happen to you if you celebrated the death of their dear leader.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
Did you also get banned from Reddit?
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
You had me in the first 90%, not gonna lie.
- Comment on If only we knew... 3 weeks ago:
I’m not American and what you’re saying doesn’t make sense anyway. The US enables free speech to the point of self-destruction. Trump is in the White House now, not in prison, precisely for that reason.
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- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 3 weeks ago:
I did, but wait how does the other one work?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
If only there were something else, something in between that might want to. Too bad OP doesn’t believe that exists.
- Comment on The fucking HP printer lives better than I do 3 weeks ago:
I’m a printer and can confirm it does feel good.
- Comment on Do I detect a hint of Irish Spring? 3 weeks ago:
Well now they do
- Comment on thats all 3 weeks ago:
Old men at the gym approve.
- Comment on concert 3 weeks ago:
Look, I’m a dick-stealing gnome and you gotta understand we’re just trying to make a living. My cousin was cast in the new Snow White movie and then they replaced him with CG. We wouldn’t be out here stealing your dicks if the gnome job market returned to normal. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting with Lrrr of Planet Omicron Persei-8 who’s looking to buy some errrr “human horn”
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 3 weeks ago:
Wrong. This has no ads. How will I become a tech billionaire if I can’t disable your breaks until you watch my ad?
- Comment on #environmentalist 3 weeks ago:
I see. So you’re telling me this is not a straw and those are not boba balls?
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 3 weeks ago:
And here’s me planning my album release and obsessing over how much vinyl and CDs to order
Spoiler alert: it’s next to none, but not cause I don’t love’em, but cause I am broke
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
A bad thing about bananas is that they make me insecure about my teeny tiny dick /s
- Comment on But why 3 weeks ago:
This scene is such a stain on his legacy I wish he’d put out a version without it.