SethTaylor
@SethTaylor@lemmy.world
- Comment on GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him. 9 hours ago:
You’re not gay enough
- Comment on el tigre 6 days ago:
You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
- Comment on When it was all trial and error 1 week ago:
Yes. Brian from Family Guy had mushrooms one episode. Bojack Horseman did drugs to write his autobiography. Pretty sure Snoopy smokes weed, and Scooby Due is definitely second-hand high from Shaggy all the time
- Comment on Won't you come? 1 week ago:
Hey isn’t exotic plasma that thing ghosts leave behind in Ghostbusters?
- Comment on Thanks, doc 1 week ago:
“Keep your mind light and your booty heavy. Ask your doctor for our antidepressant today!”
- Comment on Thanks, doc 1 week ago:
me: I’m sad
Local feral cat: Here’s my three kittens. I must go now, my planet needs me
Vet: This will be expensive and exhausting for you
Therapist: Pets would be good for you, but you won’t be able to keep up with the necessary work and routines. Maybe at a later time.
me: Oh yea? I’ll show you! I will attempt to keep up with the necessary work and routines!
Me again: I failed and broke down immediately
Still me: gotta give up the cats
Yet again me: Perfect…
- Comment on 1 week ago:
That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 1 week ago:
Wanted to use a hammer
Accidentally became the sharpest tool in the shed
- Comment on It was cold this morning. You all know what this means. 2 weeks ago:
Wait… wouldn’t it… make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?
Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June
- Comment on Anon hates tiktok 2 weeks ago:
Worth it
- Comment on Football. 2 weeks ago:
I mean… I don’t know that ALL British people would look good in that
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 2 weeks ago:
Communism is the honeydew of left-wing ideologies. Stop trying to work it into every post about free healthcare, income inequality, human rights and so on. Stop trying to normalize. It’s literally banned in multiple countries for legitimate reasons. It’s been used to oppress millions of people. If you support it you clearly don’t understand it. And people who put it next to socialism are clearly trying to smear socialism. Seriously.
Socialism and communism are not the same thing and American right wingers in particular keep trying to make it look like they are because it helps them win elections. Trump’s new thing is “Democrats are communists”. Think about it. He’s calling democratic socialists communists. Grasp the nuance and use it to your advantage. Stop upvoting this type of stuff. You’re digging yourselves into a hole.
Anyway… I wish I could be telling this to OP, but that is a Twitter screenshot there, I think, and I sure as fuck am not going there.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
It also makes posts with extra cheese
- Comment on Tasty! 3 weeks ago:
That’s it. I’m done. I’m transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.
- Comment on Bunnies are metal 3 weeks ago:
Oh my god wait does this mean T-Rex was a cutie-wootie-rootie-patootie? 🥹
- Comment on White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin 3 weeks ago:
Your taxes paid for this
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
“You mean that tall bald cat that walks funny? Yeah, weird fella. Good scavanger though, always has food around”
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I got scratched by a feral. Had to get a tetanus shot and five rabies shots
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
My cats never attack me. Probably cause they’re never bored. Big wild yard with lots of plants and trees. Lots to do. Lots of neighborhood cats visiting. They live a life of privilege. Now city cats on the other hand… you wanna keep one in an apartment, you better be working full-time entertaining that thing.
- Comment on New American Food Pyramid 3 weeks ago:
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
- Comment on That would be petrifying 3 weeks ago:
Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth
- Comment on Alcoholic billionaire says he wants to shove a camera up every workers ass. 3 weeks ago:
Man, NewGrounds really does have EVERYTHING
- Comment on Alcoholic billionaire says he wants to shove a camera up every workers ass. 3 weeks ago:
Last time someone threatened to put a camera up my ass, it was a doctor
- Comment on currently busy 😅 4 weeks ago:
“What’s the password?”
“If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me”
“I’ve got the stuff, do you have the money?”
- Comment on CBT not working? 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like the name of a kickass Rick & Morty episode
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on Who says romance is dead? 5 weeks ago:
Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt
- Comment on Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the text 5 weeks ago:
So does HBO
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 1 month ago:
This comment is so outdated I had to blow the dust off of it before I read it, like an ancient clay tablet
I hope he doesn’t break his back carrying all those stonsles he carved his CV into. Good news is he can deliver his CV really quickly. Just chuck it at the window.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Awww, thank you, shark 🥹
CBT not working?