SethTaylor
@SethTaylor@lemmy.world
- Comment on Here's hoping he calls again 20 hours ago:
A literal shitpost. You don’t see these everyday
- Comment on 1 day ago:
So classy. So Borat
- Comment on Fuq 1 day ago:
As an orthodontist, I don’t see what the problem is.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
have you never sexted before?
No 🥹
- Comment on Sex Education 3 days ago:
Hail Satan
- Comment on League of L*gends 3 days ago:
Makes sense. He’s quite the “neck massager”
- Comment on Checkmate atheists 5 days ago:
Actually, that is the bellybutton. The Moon is a mammal
So is Earth. Its bellybutton is the Mariana Trench
- Comment on lol 5 days ago:
Save flight lmao
- Comment on wat 5 days ago:
Current data suggest that the universe has a flat geometry
Holyshitholyshitholyshit don’t tell flat earthers
- Comment on "Top Movies" in Amazon Prime is full of series 5 days ago:
Well there’s your problem… you logged onto Amazon
- Comment on How men are different than women 6 days ago:
If somebody’s working on an interesting project or is doing something cool we’ll talk about that.
If anything major comes up or someone is going through some shit, sure we’ll talk about it.
So that means you talk to your friends about as much as any other person would.
Alright then, get outta here you rascal. Got me all fired up here for nothing. 😂
- Comment on How men are different than women 6 days ago:
If your friends bore you, you may need better friends
And are you telling me you seriously have nothing interesting to say to a friend when you meet them? What do you do all day that you have nothing to discuss?
What on earth do you even do with your friends? Play football? Drink and sit and go “yup”? Is this a thing I’m not “manly” enough to understand or what?
Are you of an older generation that is embarassed to talk about feelings or private matters? Help me understand here
- Comment on Remember to follow OSHA 1904.39(a)(2) and report any loss 6 days ago:
What is loss?
No, really, this one has escaped me for years
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Awwww thank youuuuu 🤭
- Comment on It's true 6 days ago:
YES, YOU HAVE BEEN DEAF ALL ALONG!
^YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT IT^
- Comment on How men are different than women 1 week ago:
Ah, hell, man, all people suck, really. But men do suck in obvious ways that render immediate consequences. That much I know is true
- Comment on How men are different than women 1 week ago:
People downvote this comment and then drop some bomb about the male loneliness issue
I mean, those dudes in that original post sound like they need therapy. They sound like they feel alone even with friends. Either that or they did some Hangover level shit and will take that secret to the grave 😂 We’ll never know
- Comment on As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate 1 week ago:
I hope I also have some Pepto-bismol inside me with that big conundrum!
- Comment on As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate 1 week ago:
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
- Comment on As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate 1 week ago:
Yes, but they’re both vegan
- Comment on As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate 1 week ago:
Awooooobsolutely positive
- Comment on As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate 1 week ago:
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
- Comment on Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should 1 week ago:
I think I saw a video of a girl putting two hotdogs in her bun once
- Comment on well well whewellite 2 weeks ago:
Finally, I can stop sifting my piss
- Comment on well well whewellite 2 weeks ago:
Got a whole collection
- Comment on My typical response is just "good" 2 weeks ago:
Aewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aewww
Aew aew aew aew aew
NO.
NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO
- Comment on My typical response is just "good" 2 weeks ago:
It’s like mustaches: they don’t look nice, but they feel good
- Comment on Depluralize 2 weeks ago:
Where the Crawdad Sings
- Comment on I only date virgins 2 weeks ago:
I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 2 weeks ago:
Schroedinger’s lesbian sheep