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• Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But I’m laying on my belly…

  🌌🦈

  😧

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sharknova!

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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve never thought about it like this. Turns out I’m literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn’t lonely!

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this you?

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  • ranzispa@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It didn’t take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would’ve loved to be part of it!

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• strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Blåhaj moment :3

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• Cartilogen@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m here for the optical fiber and you know it 💫

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  wholesome blåhaj

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Blahaj is here for you 🦈

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Awww, thank you, shark 🥹

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• JayDee@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Behind every successful person there is a shark

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Olympic swimmer training is getting out of hand

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• dregan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Technically, nearly every shark is behind you.

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• Lon3star@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I support support-sharks

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?

    Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, unbeknownst to the support sharks, there is also a person behind them who’s supporting them and believing in them.

      So we all support the support sharks.

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• video@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?

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• fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s also one in front of me

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit! We’re surrounded!

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  • dregan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s also behind you.

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  • SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you blahaj.

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• OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I-i-it’s YOU, isn’t it⁉️

  YOU are the one who wants me succeed, aren’t you ⁉️

  T-t-thank you ☺️😍

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The human that’s behind you however…

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• Triasha@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My shark is ride or die.

  We got this.

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