bizarroland
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- Comment on Flock said they were only using the cameras for license plates. Cat is out of the bag now. 5 hours ago:
I don’t know, that kinda looks like bird poop to me. Are you sure a bird didn’t poop on them?
- Comment on Meaty 1 day ago:
There’s also the knockoff brand, which is bottled “Me flavored water” from disenchantment.
- Comment on Meaty 1 day ago:
I still say that that was his swan song and we should just let him have it. I’m willing to bet that within six weeks of the end of the movie he was dead.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 day ago:
What if it’s a titty fight, but nobody wants to say the word titty?
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 day ago:
I had “chili” in Virginia once, and it was literally beans and tomatoes in water and salt.
I’m not gonna tell you what date this happened because I don’t want the murders traced back to me.
- Comment on Why do some fruit produce human compatible hormones? 1 week ago:
I’m not a scientist or qualified with any reliable technical knowledge about this, but I am aware that there’s a lot of plants that have chemicals in them that are identical to or closely related to the chemicals that are found in the human body.
I want to say that this is because we share some common chemistry with plants and that the mechanisms by which these hormones are created are some of the easier mechanisms for earth compatible biology to pull off.
After all, it does make sense that living creatures would adapt to eat foods that work with their bodies.
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 1 week ago:
I heard that each one has a different file for a specific famous person that you hate. So you will need to catch them all to get the full deets
- Comment on Yesssss 1 week ago:
“No Son of Mine” by Genesis is pretty good for this. I caught it randomly on a radio station and I was delighted.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
You would either start your own life over with all the knowledge you currently have and a status screen,
or,
you would begin an entirely brand new life in a world of magic, remembering and knowing everything that you know, and having the status screen
- Comment on Truth 1 week ago:
It’s my cum. I can do with it that whatever I want to do.
- Comment on Meme template 1 week ago:
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
If you take the magic route, you are guaranteed magical ability of at least C tier rank, and since you have the status window, you will be able to upgrade that through patient and dedicated practice.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
This take lacks whimsy, and that’s my entire gripe with it.
If I can’t use the force to levitate a building or by simply calling on the spirits learn things that are verifiably true, then it’s not cool enough.
Sure, many of the things that we have may seem magical to a caveman brought here from 47,000 BC, but it’s not castles floating in the sky without a visible means of propulsion. It’s not mind-melding with a bird and seeing the world from its point of view.
We have an imitation of magic and not the real thing.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
I’m sorry dude, that shit doesn’t wash off even with reincarnation.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
I think the greater risk is being forcibly drafted into some sort of magical war because of the fact that you have magical ability.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
You would keep your memory. It’s just knowing that the Cubs won the Super Bowl in 2015 doesn’t really do you any good in a world where there is no Super Bowl, or if there is, then it’s played with dragons.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
Your memory stays intact with either decision.
The question is, do you want to have your knowledge be immediately applicable to you upon being born, or do you want it to be a wellspring of information that you can pull from in an entirely different world where physical labor is dramatically simplified by the use of magic?
The advantage of magic is magic. You might be able to make extra coin by developing simple technology like a bicycle or something, and selling them to other people, or if you’ve read a lot of do-it-yourself and how-to books over your lifetime, you might be able to improve people’s living conditions and make a good life for yourself in the process.
The advantage of knowledge in this world would be things like putting extra skill points into your intelligence until you unlock eidetic memory and then remembering every lottery number that has ever been played that you’ve ever casually seen in your entire life, every stock market notable maneuver or event, and every major and minor catastrophe that has happened over your entire life and then do things to either prevent them or capitalize on them.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
I would make an exception in the case of trans people and allow them to be reborn as their preferred gender.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
A crucial part of this is that there is an afterlife, so if there is some sort of judgment for you, whether beneficent or maleficent, that would be your alternative option.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
No, it’s New Game+. You would start over back on the day that you were born.
Your superpower in this case would be your ability to remember events that have happened over the course of your life and potentially profit from them or to change their outcome.
- Comment on Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)? 1 week ago:
You keep your current knowledge either way.
The question is, do you want to live in a new fantasy world or relive this world, but starting over from when you were born?
I would also say that other than the spiritual act of reincarnation and afterlife things that there would be no manifestible magical powers in this world, the closest that it would come to would be having your status window.
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Do you mean Will Smith’s kid, Jaden, by any chance?
- Comment on Fahrenheit is better 2 weeks ago:
ARE THEY HARD OR SOFT
- Comment on You shouldn't be able to just crash into the moon 2 weeks ago:
September 2026, Revenge of the Moonmen.
- Comment on Who was Trevor Moore 2 weeks ago:
while trying to suck his own dick.
- Comment on I should offer him a custom vid 2 weeks ago:
If the custom vid isn’t you showing his subscription to your mom, and then both of you vomiting until you die, then I wouldn’t do it.
- Comment on the Home Alone house then and now 2 weeks ago:
It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it. Image
- Comment on What’s a reasonable tip for a barber? (America) 2 weeks ago:
And for the down voters out there, I’m a guy, and men’s haircuts are typically like 20 bucks, so a 50% tip is an extra $10.
It’s not like I’m shelling out a grand or something.
- Comment on We gotta save our space bois! 👽🛸 2 weeks ago:
What are they gonna do just like shoot the fire to keep it away?
