bizarroland

@bizarroland@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catfish⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He died doing what he loved, trying to have sex with horrible monsters from before the Age of Man

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do people claim they know of but really don't?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Light doesn’t really have a direction.

  It only appears to have a direction in time.

  From the point of view of the photon, it exists as an atomic emission, immediately hits its target, and is reabsorbed.

  So there is no back for it to come from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck that, I want the results of the US election

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do people claim they know of but really don't?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At the same time, though, every time the speed of light has been measured, it has always been the exact same, unless something was being done to it to cause it to slow down.

  So we are highly confident that the speed of light in vacuum is a exactly equal to 299,792,458 meters a second.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes me think of the fact that boys that are sexually abused as children are far more likely to grow up to become pedophiles than boys who are not sexually abused as children.

  They should still be in prison if they ever act on their pedophilia.

  They should still get help for the trauma they have experienced.

  I’m willing to bet that almost all of them are fixable as long as they have not offended, but saying that, I also say that it’s practically inexcusable if they did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But every time I lay down it feels like I'm about to shit myself again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you need more high-quality fiber in your diet.

  My recommendation for anyone that is having poo problems is muesli.

  You can usually get it in the bulk goods aisle of your local store, assuming that the store has that. At my local winco, they sell it for about two dollars a pound.

  You dump about a cup or two into a bowl, fill that bowl with milk. It’s okay if you use a plant substitute, then top it with some plain yogurt and some berries and a little bit of sugar or honey or maple syrup.

  Stick it in the fridge for a couple of hours or overnight.

  And enjoy, it’s just a little parfait with some granola, it’s not a big deal.

  But I promise you, two or three days of eating that, you will have the easiest poop of your entire life. That combo will clear out stuff that’s been sitting in your colon since high school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably a human bean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well at least you are not number one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re so stupid that you thought Bose–Einstein condensate was something that you wipe off of your windows.

  You’re so stupid that you think that you’re not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they are able to consent and they do consent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They do, but they would never show it to you.

  They hide that room from the people they know would misuse it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are evolving⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shout out to Alan Pan for inventing this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨alternatives⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Part of me has been wondering if there’s a way to set up a BBS on meshtastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨desire without shame is technology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does this mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you ever see a billionaire like this, warn a brother.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think you can see anything like that. Who let you behind the wheel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, It's Addiction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One guy made it a couple of hours, but it was rough. They replaced all of his air with a breathable liquid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always say it’s one up, one down, and one to polish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gud⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Miniature lightsaber battles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gud⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine a normal olive, but big.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss when you didn’t need a college degree to play magic competitively.

  The first time somebody whipped a mill deck on me in a casual, I saw the end was coming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll wait⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kitty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans have no one else to blame but themselves⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  By themselves I assume you mean each other.

  Where I have been an informed voter, I have always voted for the greater good, for the policies and politicians that at least claim to be focused on the well-being of the individual, vetted to the best of my abilities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all might not be ready for this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But stylish. Cybertruck is Sega Genesis graphics shoved into a ps1 body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all might not be ready for this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, remember Doc Brown’s reason for choosing the DeLorean was because, “If you’re gonna travel through time, you ought to do it in style”.

  Cybertruck is not style unless you are a brain-rotted seven-year-old.

  Maybe a Rivian? You’d have to come up with a different issue other than the car not starting, like the difficulty of charging it or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHAT?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you ever stop to think that the reason why there are so many half elves like myself is because the half-breeds are not affected by your puny cold iron?

  And also our massive reserves of leprechaun gold have enabled us to store an inordinate amount of cold lead as a response.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be against it if that person is not someone that would be lifting my child up.

  I don’t know, the society I’m in, the woman gets to choose her own partner and her own future, so even if I’m against it, she can still do whatever the hell she wants to do.

  But if I think she’s making a poor choice, then I will say, I don’t think this person is right for you. But no matter what happens, I love you, and if worse comes to worse, you’ll have me there to help pick up the pieces.

  And if best comes to best, I’ll be cheering you the entire way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the actual reason for the crusade against NSFW games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Multiple things can be true at the same time, the trick is being capable of understanding that and acknowledging that without distracting from the primary objective.

  Unfortunately, broad-mindedness of that nature requires a minimum of room temperature IQ to handle and far too many people simply do not make the grade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pspspsps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Its only happened once for me. I was working at a knockoff waffle house and there was a bird dive bombing customers as they came in.

  I went out to check it out and stuck my hand out, and the bird landed in it. It let me pet them, I brought it inside and fed it a pecan.

  I’m also native (Lakota) so it was a massive aura boost for me from the customers who got attacked by the bird watching me carry it around for a while.

  After a while I went back outside and held it up and it flew away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pspspsps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll see that and raise you “sticking your hand out when there’s a bird in the area and having the bird land in your hand”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to make myself read my curriculum books?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re gonna eat a whale, you gotta do it one bite at a time.

  It would help if you are curious about the subject matter. Curiosity is an amazing motivator for reading.

  What secrets does the book contain? What is it going to teach you about the universe? What parts of this book do you already understand?

  What’s the chance there’s something in that book that will help you reframe something else in your life with new information?

  What information in the book is going to be on the test?

  If you want to know the answers to those questions, or the other questions that you might have floating around in your head, the only way to get them is to read the book.

  Don’t read it because you’re being forced to read it. Read it because you want to know more. You want to be the kind of person who knows things. And the only way to actually know things, to have crystalline knowledge, is to read the books that contain the information that the people that have come before you have sorted out and assembled for you to absorb.

  Surely you have a goal in life. You wouldn’t be forcing yourself to study in college if you weren’t trying to reach a goal. Reading these books are parts of the path that you’re taking to reach your goal.

  If you can internalize this concept and apply it to those books, reading those books is not going to be a chore. It will become fun. It will become exciting. You will read faster and flip through pages faster and train yourself on how to absorb information quickly.

  People achieve what they believe they are supposed to achieve. They go in the direction that seems most right to them.

  Seems like reading these books are the right direction for you, and once you make it through, your mental muscle will be much more defined and impressive for the effort.