bizarroland
@bizarroland@lemmy.world
- Comment on look 1 hour ago:
I think it depends on your skill level in dual wielding.
- Comment on Was out of town on a business trip. On the way back to my hotel I stopped at a dive bar. This was on the TV. Very bizarre 1 week ago:
What do you mean bizarre? Wishbone was amazing.
- Comment on Rate my daily breakfast 1 week ago:
Adding more water allows it to remain mostly water after nuking it to fucking death.
- Comment on How come people are stupid nowadays? Especially on social media 1 week ago:
They were always stupid, social media made them bold.
- Comment on Rate my daily breakfast 1 week ago:
You know, it’s generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the pleat from exploding from heat.
- Comment on Finally an explanation 1 week ago:
Which is funny because if people listened to what you said and followed your instructions, then there literally would be no critical thinking here. Whereas if you choose to utilize critical thinking, you would not actually dismiss this thing entirely simply because it came from Tumblr because that is a logical fallacy called poisoning the well.
And if all it took to stop critical thinking for anybody was just saying, oh it comes from a bad place, then nobody would ever really do any critical thinking, right?
So let’s ignore where it comes from and talk about the topic that’s actually being presented, ok?
- Comment on Do you think that the MK Ultra program actually shut down? 1 week ago:
I feel like most of the internet is being used as a psy-op on the populace.
- Comment on Thank goodness, no Hantavirus. 1 week ago:
Supercalifragilisticexpalidocoius?
- Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request 2 weeks ago:
Something about the way of writing made me, honestly, for a moment, think that your dad was gonna show up and beat you with a set of jumper cables.
- Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request 2 weeks ago:
I feel like this is the kind of thing that only happens when you take these items out of your own shopping cart, put them on a shelf and then take a picture of them and post to the internet like “Ha ha guys, isn’t this so bizarre?”
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 2 weeks ago:
Artist: writes poetry for a few years then kills girlfriend and then self
200 years later people: Oh, he was so passionate!
- Comment on Rough date 2 weeks ago:
Exactly, that’s why I keep it right next to my loaded pistol and bag of oxy
- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 2 weeks ago:
I imagine it’s gonna give people hormone problems more than neurodevelopmental problems.
We’re probably going to see more giant babies and kids that are going into puberty younger and younger, and more instances of acromegaly in organs that are hormone responsive, like breasts and genitalia, and an increased predisposition to obesity since body fat is also a hormone soak.
There’s probably gonna be more issues on top of that, probably with stress on the liver, kidneys, and heart to process the increased and more variable hormones that human beings are exposed to.
And I imagine there’s going to be a mean regression in human lifespan due to all of these factors combined.
- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 2 weeks ago:
Imagine mugging some guy and you get mesothelioma.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Alright, I’ve read both of you guys’ arguments. You’re both right, but you’re both talking about different things.
Successful try is responding with a literal direct computer-like response for OP’s question. They are adding no additional qualifiers to the specific exact question that was asked, which is to say that the answer to OP’s question is, it does nothing.
Reman, you were saying that anybody who was trying to use this command would obviously add a subject, would put the test or something else to it, would make an adjustment to the command in order to make it work and actually function.
And that is correct in practice, but that doesn’t answer the question that was being asked literally. It answers the question the way a senior programmer would answer the question of a junior programmer.
Successful try’s answer is the answer a computer would give.
So can you both please stop fucking arguing, hug it out, and move on?
- Comment on How much money do you think Superman could make if he offered his services to NASA as a launch vehicle? 2 weeks ago:
I see what you’re saying, but being as that Superman is Superman, there’s no way we would actually be able to keep him down long enough.
Our options pretty much are to overwhelm him with Kryptonite and kill him or let him do what the hell he wants to do and hope it all works out for the best.
- Comment on How much money do you think Superman could make if he offered his services to NASA as a launch vehicle? 2 weeks ago:
See, I was thinking he would just fly them up rather than throw them up.
Then, once in space, he could accelerate them to orbital velocity at the correct point. You’re talking like an hour and a half to three hours worth of work for tens of million dollars for the Superman lift services charity.
And the good thing about a paid, funded charity would be that Superman could help a lot more people without having to personally help those people. I know, by all reasonable stances, the last thing Superman needs is a force multiplier, but having other people working on his behalf would be a force multiplier for the good that he accomplishes.
- Comment on Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2 weeks ago:
Then a mosquito the size of the basketball shows up and drinks you like a Capri Sun.
- Comment on How much money do you think Superman could make if he offered his services to NASA as a launch vehicle? 2 weeks ago:
I imagine if Superman wanted it, Aquaman would just say, okay buddy.
- Comment on 💤 😴 💤 2 weeks ago:
Try cutting caffeine out of your system, or at least cut back to only in the morning before like 10 a.m.
Drink plenty of liquids.
Then pop some magnesium about 30 minutes before you’re ready for bed.
You’ll sleep like a baby.
60% of the time, this works 100% of the time.
- Comment on How much money do you think Superman could make if he offered his services to NASA as a launch vehicle? 2 weeks ago:
I mean, but think of all of the money he could make for charity. Superman Launch Services, saves you billions in exchange for millions, a 100% not-for-profit organization.
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- Comment on Climate change 2 weeks ago:
What the fuck is this racist garbage?
- Comment on Did he died yet? 3 weeks ago:
Apparently, I was, uh, misinformed.
- Comment on Set of various pitches of kazoos 3 weeks ago:
It can definitely have a different buzzing timbral quality, but it’s not going to change the pitch.
I would say that we are both correct, though, because I didn’t take into account the fact that they could have different buzzing timbral qualities.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 3 weeks ago:
You mean before he stopped paying his PR team enough money for them to drown out the obvious craziness he was manifesting.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 3 weeks ago:
If it were electric, you could put the battery on the bed side.
You could easily squeeze 200 horsepower into a vehicle of this size.
- Comment on Did he died yet? 3 weeks ago:
I think you’re a couple hours early
- Comment on Set of various pitches of kazoos 3 weeks ago:
Kazoos do not have pitches.
You make a sound when you hum into them, and then the kazoo alters that sound.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
You don’t get to decide what offends other people.