bizarroland
@bizarroland@lemmy.world
- Comment on You grew up with it. Imagine having to learn it 1 day ago:
I could be wrong, but I think a jot is the middle slash for lowercase Ts and Fs.
- Comment on Every golf course should have this rule 4 days ago:
I would be scared that I would get stuck on one hole and have to let everyone else play through
- Comment on Cruel and Unusual Punishment 4 days ago:
- Comment on Onion forgets the satire (again) 4 days ago:
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.— Mark Twain
- Comment on Tiny ramen shop 1 week ago:
We are two memetic brain cells away from postulating spontaneous generation again.
- Comment on tyranny 1 week ago:
Clients, but yeah.
- Comment on tyranny 1 week ago:
I’ve actually been dealing with a real life shitposter.
At work we deal with people who have mental issues, and so, in order to protect my coworkers, I’ve been redirecting emails to myself from this one person who has been emailing us carefully crafted iPhone photographs of her turds fresh, hot, and steaming in her bathtub.
She keeps posting questions asking who is shitting in her bathtub, and my response has been consistently, “you live by yourself, it’s you”.
- Comment on genius 1 week ago:
It’s spoken like a true Boeing engineer.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Back then you used to have to have a college degree to be able to multiply.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 1 week ago:
I’ve never met anyone else so unshakeable in their convictions.
- Comment on Let them fight 1 week ago:
The crazy thing is is that epigenetics plays such a massive role that even a single generation of intentional change can produce astronomical differences, like when you see a third-generation Mexican immigrant who is like six foot five, and they go and hug their four foot four grandmother.
That early childhood supply of abundant calories in an active environment with low stressors can make such a huge difference on how your kids end up looking and how their entire lives play out, and those changes will likely propagate down through the generations.
- Comment on genius 1 week ago:
If the choice is between being out $1,590 or plummeting to my death in order to save a few hundred bucks, then I’ll just pay the $1,590.
They call it the Jesus Nut for a reason.
- Comment on What should the next President of the United States do? 2 weeks ago:
instantaneously repeal every single presidential order that’s currently standing, regardless of who signed it.
Issue stand down orders to every active war front in the world that America is participating in.
Order the FBI to bring all of its outstanding cases against the former political leaders and his henchmen to court.
Publish the fucking Epstein files, unredacted.
- Comment on Let them fight 2 weeks ago:
And, once they lose the weight, fast food will be there to welcome them back into the fold because the fundamental issues that causes people to become overweight in the first place aren’t dealt with by shots.
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 2 weeks ago:
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
- Comment on What that steel woolussy do? 2 weeks ago:
The scabs add thickness and texture
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- Comment on Intergalactic Disciplinary 2 weeks ago:
There is another
- Comment on How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user? 3 weeks ago:
Creeper no creeping
- Comment on The feed is about to get much crustier 3 weeks ago:
The only people I’ve ever seen able to do that had a prosthetic leg.
- Comment on The feed is about to get much crustier 3 weeks ago:
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to post AI slop will eventually be flooded by actual ai slop enjoyers who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.
- Comment on Where can I Ai a whole video? 3 weeks ago:
No, this is “no stupid questions”
- Comment on Hospital Bill 1961 3 weeks ago:
And in the rare case where they do not forgive the debt and you do not pay, at some point they write it off for the tax break.
I’m sure they write it off at the original invoiced amount without any discounts so that their tax deduction for you not paying is probably equal to or greater than what they would have made had you paid it.
- Comment on Whats the best use for 75 dollars? 3 weeks ago:
If you’re from the Midwest, that’s how you get cornbred.
- Comment on Self-hosting with an old laptop 3 weeks ago:
If your laptop draws an average of 25 watts and you’re paying 25 cents usd per kilowatt hour for electricity, then you’re looking at $54.75 a year to run your laptop.
Most places in America you’re only paying closer to like 13 cents a kilowatt hour and very few laptops would be running a continuous 25 watts with your typical server setup, although, undoubtedly it would spike to 65 watts or so from time to time.
- Comment on What dude in your life has the most Michael Landon-esque full head of hair? 3 weeks ago:
Me
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 3 weeks ago:
Probably whoever the leader of Taiwan is.
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 3 weeks ago:
And this song is for OP in the back. It’s called “We Hate You, Please Die.”
- Comment on My favorite constellation 4 weeks ago:
We chartered the seas by onions built, which was the fashion at the time.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 4 weeks ago:
37?
In a row?!?
