bizarroland
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- Comment on When they told me to invest in bitcoin, I bought all this at $20 dollars an ounce 100 years ago. 1 hour ago:
I’m still hoping these tulip bulbs will regain their value.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 1 day ago:
Isn’t that one of the big problems?
Reputation doesn’t mean shit.
Everyone knows Meta is terrible. Everyone knows Alphabet’s and Google is terrible. Everyone knows fucking Disney is terrible. Everyone knows that the fucking Republican Party is terrible. Everyone knows that the Democratic Party is terrible.
Everyone knows all of this shit is terrible, and nobody stops giving them money.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 4 days ago:
I wonder how long it would take me to be able to build the beetlejuice style furniture I would need for everything to fit in my house, lol
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 4 days ago:
I got some meshtastic devices, but I don’t really see the use case outside of sending text messages to the nobody else that is connected to the meshtastic.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 1 week ago:
Like, I’m gonna be real with you for a second. I’ve had this little crash out before, but I have actually tried to get therapy, and I have been given an appointment, and I showed up to the appointment, and the therapist fucking did not.
I have literally gone to multiple locations through insurance-approved things, and I have waited my time, and I have made the calls, and I have sent the letters, and I have sent the emails, and I have responded to the emails, and I have done all of the things. And I have been unable to get therapy, and I have decided that, since the universe will not allow me to have therapy, I’m not allowed to have therapy.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 1 week ago:
That would be the most fantastic thing if I lived in such an area, but alas, I do not.
- Comment on Banana 1 week ago:
Two words: banana bread.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 1 week ago:
I like it for a lot of reasons, but the lack of right angles makes interior decoration a nightmare.
Almost every angle in the house is like 60 degrees, which doesn’t play well with mostly rectangular furniture.
- Comment on Banana 1 week ago:
We are one minor mutation of a common banana disease away from having to get an entirely new kind of banana, and frankly we are not prepared for that.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 1 week ago:
I have had many wonderful cats in my life, and I do not currently have a cat, and I have not had one for some time.
Maybe I should get a cat.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 1 week ago:
I thought about something like that because I live in a geodesic dome home and it would be really great to be able to program my house to look like a gumdrop for Christmas, or a pumpkin or a skull for Halloween.
I’m just worried that I would annoy the shit out of my neighbors in the process.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 1 week ago:
already have one actually really like it next game on the list is Zelda a link to the past
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 1 week ago:
I have never had the patience for Lego.
I remember trying to do, like, when I was a kid, and just getting really frustrated at the directions, and just making swords and other fun stuff instead.
Which is weird because I really enjoy assembling Ikea stuff, and I’m very good at it.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 1 week ago:
If you had to pick one of those for a newcomer to get into, which one would you recommend?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
There is a trick.
If you’re a guy and you have a scraggly beard, and you really want it to fill out, and it’s gonna sound fucking crazy, but Rogaine.
Over the counter Rogaine, monoxidil shampoo.
Wash the area that you want to have a beard with it and in many cases your beard will grow in.
The good thing about that is, is that once your beard grows in, it will stay grown in.
Of course, be careful with it.
1: I’m just some person on the internet relaying information that other people have relayed to me. I have not done this myself, so take everything I’m saying with a grain of salt
2: You don’t want to start growing hair in places that you don’t want to start growing hair in, and Rogaine, Minoxidil, will increase the amount of hair that your body grows wherever it lands over a long enough time period, so be careful where you wash your body with the Rogaine.
A further caveat is that the area must have hair to begin with. It will not make your palms grow hair because you do not have hair follicles there, and it won’t work for everyone because all it does is prevent DHT from attacking the hair follicles, but that can be the space that those hair follicles need to get stronger and to start growing in a thicker beard.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Back when Zoom trials were a huge thing some of the law firms I worked with had the lawyers put on makeup because better looking people do better in court and it worked.
I saw a couple of firms have record settlements and judgments in their favor, in part because they were the better dressed, better looking, more well put together, side.
I’m sure the confidence boost of looking their best while being in a high stakes trial also helped.
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- Comment on grocery shopping 1 week ago:
I recently saw a clip of a video where a girl was working checkout at Walmart and the person just pushed their cart through the checkout and walked out the store with it and she was just like, well, whatever.
- Comment on Careful out there yall 1 week ago:
So I get free stuff and laid?
like, holy shit, this is such an awesome place.
- Comment on Windows 11 Debloat Script/Program? 1 week ago:
There’s also FLYOOBE, which will let you do stuff like uninstall a bunch of the apps that are installed by default, disable AI shit, and set some of your basic interface settings all in one relatively convenient application.
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 2 weeks ago:
I need both of them for my monster dong
- Comment on Kiss Guitarist Ace Frehley Dead at 74 2 weeks ago:
Its about average for an otherwise healthy white european male.
- Comment on tried makin nookie 2 weeks ago:
Your presentation is on point, but your gnocchi looks like grubs.
I don’t think I could eat this.
- Comment on I spent 20 minutes on it and could never figure it out 3 weeks ago:
That’s what I thought also at first, and then I was like wait a minute, C and N are already on the board, so there’s no way it could be cunt, lol.
- Comment on Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines? 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know. I hear the rich are full of toxins and heavy metals.
Compost is usually used to feed vegetables, so I don’t think I would want that particular solution.
I would say it might be better to macerate and dehydrate the rich and then use the resultant rich jerky as part of a carbon barrier for depleted uranium and other hazardous radioactive wastes.
- Comment on Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines? 3 weeks ago:
Don’t log splitters work incredibly slow?
That’s not really gonna chop people’s heads off, rather it would inexorably pinch their necks until their head falls off.
That’s pretty fucking gruesome.
- Comment on moist rodent 4 weeks ago:
I don’t know, man, I’ve seen some latex underwear on AliExpress that would put that claim to an extreme test.
- Comment on Truly 4 weeks ago:
If Daddy can just get one more college education’s worth of money out of you, he can make it all back. Trust him, he’s got it figured out. The machine is hot.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 4 weeks ago:
I have been accused of being the problem. I am not the problem.
I do not fit into the box you have provided for me.
Maybe you should take my measurement first.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 4 weeks ago:
I don’t go on dates with women I have not spent time getting to know.
It’s usually a week or more at least of conversation and seeing how we click before we meet up in person.
But that’s a me thing, something you would know if you knew me.
It is not my intent to dunk on you or on anyone else. I would appreciate it if you would return the favor.