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- Comment on OP figures out love languages 1 day ago:
I mean, what on earth makes you happier than someone you care about being excited to see you?
- Comment on Should this be the year we finally try voting for other candidates? 2 days ago:
I mean, you’re not wrong, but also try your best to primary candidates outside of the two parties, if you’re in the US.
While it is true there are no good kings, we should try to get as many halfway decent people in the office as possible.
Once primaries are done, then under no circumstances vote for Republicans. And if the option is between a Democrat that might narrowly win and a third-party candidate that might narrowly win, then vote for the third-party candidate. Otherwise vote for Democrats.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 2 days ago:
If it makes you feel better, it kind of hurt my brain for a minute, too. And I’m supposed to be good at math.
It boils down to my legs are 5 inches longer than her legs, so adding 5 inches to her height by swapping legs would take 5 inches from my height, and the reason why our individual heights are different afterwards is because of the 2 inch differences in our torsos.
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 3 days ago:
If I remember correctly, it was also a somewhat common method of murdering your husband to drive a nail into his skull. The tiny wound would be easily hidden and apparently quite a few people got away with it.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 3 days ago:
The last girl I dated was 5’10", and I’m 6’1", for comparison, but when we sat down next to each other, she was a good 2", taller than me, because my legs are much longer than hers, but my torso is shorter.
If she had my legs, she would have been 6’3"
- Comment on I missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes? 4 days ago:
No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu
- Comment on It's a tough case... 1 week ago:
She only has herself to blame, like she was supposed to be there when you were 7, not 33.
- Comment on Believe it. 1 week ago:
Yeah, but, like, could you imagine getting your ass kicked by Gillian Anderson? That would be hot as fuck.
- Comment on Annon relfects on W doing it for the love of the game 1 week ago:
I mean, his VP was definitely involved in all of that stuff. He only got the job because of his dad, and even if he himself wasn’t a terrible person, like the reason he was where he was as president was because of all of the people around him, who were absolutely terrible people.
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 1 week ago:
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin Image
- Comment on Donald es numero uno!!! #️⃣1️⃣ 1 week ago:
The interesting thing is that there are surprising numbers of certain malarities between Trump and syphilis.
One, you typically only get either of them when you’ve been doing something you shouldn’t have been doing, but there are also a myriad number of innocent victims who truly do not deserve it.
Two, both of them will destroy you if you don’t get rid of them.
Three, you’re fucking anyone that you give them to, and possibly also their spouses and children and the future generations that linger on afterwards.
Four, they’re both much worse when you give them to the underaged
Five, thanks to modern technology, they can technically both be cured with a shot.
- Comment on spending 1 week ago:
You expect me to buy less than $5 worth of Arizona iced tea?
- Comment on spending 1 week ago:
But my friend, my friend…
Everything costs more than five bucks.
- Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 1 week ago:
This guy was damned and determined to be able to jack off to his own reflection in the mirror.
- Comment on Which is it?. 2 weeks ago:
Could be better but im doing better than my shitty parents ever did, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
- Comment on Which is it?. 2 weeks ago:
trauma dump incoming, feel free to skip
While my parents were forcing me to do hard manual labor as punishment for not going through school fast enough, that hard manual labor consisting of me lifting boulders and carrying them around the yard into various piles, they also had a compost bin.
On one cold winter day, I realized they had forgotten to feed me, and I was starving. And in the compost bin, uh, from the warmth and heat, from the compost, a broccoli sprout had sprouted and seeded and grown. It had been left alone over the winter, and sticking up out of that broccoli sprout was a beautiful, delicious looking head of broccoli, and I was able to snap that off and eat it as my only breakfast that day.
That broccoli was honestly so fucking delicious.
I still love broccoli to this day. I’ll eat it raw, I’ll eat it cooked, I’ll eat it baked, I’ll eat it mashed into a paste.
You have no idea how good broccoli can be when you’re hungry, tired, freezing, cold, and bleeding.
- Comment on Which is it?. 2 weeks ago:
prefer the pubes but I’ll nibble on the shaft
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I also hope he has some servos to move his arms with motion detectors.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
That’s the joke.not
ICE is shooting unarmed civilians, so seeing Boris here would make their nuts shrivel like a booger on an Arizona Tarmac in the middle of summer, and the only way for them to regain their illusion of masculinity will be to shoot him, too.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 2 weeks ago:
I hope they get better soon, meeting a band-aid that big.
- Comment on London stabbing rates vs X posts about London crime 3 weeks ago:
If everybody has a knife, then nobody has one.
Instead of getting smacked on the butt, newborn babies should be handed a switchblade so they can protect themselves.
- Comment on London stabbing rates vs X posts about London crime 3 weeks ago:
I’m gonna keep bringing this bell until people sit down and reread chicken little
The foxes want you to believe the sky is falling.
They want you panicked, so they can control you.
Their intent is to devour you.
The correct reaction is to not listen to them.
- Comment on spagett 3 weeks ago:
Rather, they should encourage the other people around them to be nicer to their spaghetti.
- Comment on Finally found an energy drink that will get me through this presidency 3 weeks ago:
It truly is the ultimate solution for caring.
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- Comment on Choina 4 weeks ago:
I’m tired of these beauty shots glamorizing evil and ugly people.
- Comment on Can't block this 4 weeks ago:
I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn’t mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.
- Comment on Can't block this 4 weeks ago:
If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?
- Comment on Can't block this 4 weeks ago:
The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
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