bizarroland

@bizarroland@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM crisis averted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You can fit so many pirated movies into those titties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a Jimothy born every minute⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So sorry that a literal miracle of nature wasn’t enough to entertain you for 10 seconds.

  (I don’t blame you. You’re allowed to like what you like and to not like what you don’t like.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think NAMBLA or some other similar org might buy them...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Politely but firmly tell them to pay up before you choke them to death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ATL is Atlanta, but good catch on Denver

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male ejaculation travels at an avg speed of 28 mph. How come it doesn't blow the back of a woman or male neck out or cause other serious damage at that speed?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but the hard part was running 28 miles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s it, rotates between Atlanta, Philadelphia, Detroit, Austin, Dallas, Seattle, and Portland, with occasional layovers somewhere in Florida.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests their IQ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The point of me posting that is to say that IQ does not necessarily correlate with success.

  For comparison, at the same time she was making a quarter of a million dollars a year, I, with my 136 IQ, was making like 90k, which was still pretty good, but compared to 250k is bupkis.

  And it’s not like she was my boss or anything, we worked in the same group, but she was about 20 years older than me with a PhD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests their IQ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For real, like, honestly, if you walk up to a kid and slap them and then force them to take an IQ test, they could possibly test as mentally disabled even if they were in the genius range before you slapped them.

  Your mental state, your mood, your home life, how much sleep you got that night, your diet, all of those things can affect your performance on the actual test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests their IQ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know someone whose IQ is measured at 86 and she has a PhD and makes a quarter million dollars a year.

  IQ is a spectrum.

  At 70, though, I believe you would be special needs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would say that any amount that does not interfere with your daily activities is a normal amount. If you’re skipping opportunities to hang out with friends or to go to events in order to stay home and masturbate, then you’re doing it excessively and you need to address it.

  Or if you have an actual sex life and your sex life is suffering because you masturbate so much that you don’t want to have sex, then I could see that being a problem.

  But, just like drinking, if everything is going well, and if you’re keeping it under control and you’re not damaging your interpersonal relationships with it, and you’re keeping your wits about you to a certain degree, then you’re perfectly fine to do it as much as feels reasonable to you and your own body’s drives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I remember correctly, bomb pops had bubble gum in the center, so you got 2 treats for the price of 1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bomb pop, 100%.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well you see, uh...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The floor can because of gravity.

  What’s gravity?

  It is what causes everything to fall down.

  Why does it do that?

  Because everything weighs something, and the more something weighs, the more it causes other things to be drawn towards it.

  Why does that happen?

  It’s the way the universe is made. If it weren’t for that, the world wouldn’t exist.

  Why wouldn’t the world exist without gravity?

  Because without gravity, nothing would stick together.

  What is nothing?

  Nothing is what you see when you close your eyes, but you’re not there to look at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas was made today in these times would it be too meta on the current society? Or would it be seen as trying to push an agenda?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We could gender swap it and go with, like, a Karen who snaps because her coupon doesn’t get accepted because it’s one day expired.

  And she just snaps and starts running people over in her SUV, pulling a gun on her kid’s teacher because the teacher gave her son a D when the Karen believes her kid should have gotten an A.

  I know that sounds pretty idiotic, but like, Michael Douglas snapped because he wasn’t able to get a McDonald’s breakfast at 9:31.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨look⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it depends on your skill level in dual wielding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was out of town on a business trip. On the way back to my hotel I stopped at a dive bar. This was on the TV. Very bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean bizarre? Wishbone was amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my daily breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Adding more water allows it to remain mostly water after nuking it to fucking death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come people are stupid nowadays? Especially on social media⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were always stupid, social media made them bold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my daily breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, it’s generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the pleat from exploding from heat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally an explanation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is funny because if people listened to what you said and followed your instructions, then there literally would be no critical thinking here. Whereas if you choose to utilize critical thinking, you would not actually dismiss this thing entirely simply because it came from Tumblr because that is a logical fallacy called poisoning the well.

  And if all it took to stop critical thinking for anybody was just saying, oh it comes from a bad place, then nobody would ever really do any critical thinking, right?

  So let’s ignore where it comes from and talk about the topic that’s actually being presented, ok?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think that the MK Ultra program actually shut down?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like most of the internet is being used as a psy-op on the populace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank goodness, no Hantavirus.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Supercalifragilisticexpalidocoius?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something about the way of writing made me, honestly, for a moment, think that your dad was gonna show up and beat you with a set of jumper cables.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like this is the kind of thing that only happens when you take these items out of your own shopping cart, put them on a shelf and then take a picture of them and post to the internet like “Ha ha guys, isn’t this so bizarre?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Artist: writes poetry for a few years then kills girlfriend and then self

  200 years later people: Oh, he was so passionate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly, that’s why I keep it right next to my loaded pistol and bag of oxy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl it gets you pretty buzzed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine it’s gonna give people hormone problems more than neurodevelopmental problems.

  We’re probably going to see more giant babies and kids that are going into puberty younger and younger, and more instances of acromegaly in organs that are hormone responsive, like breasts and genitalia, and an increased predisposition to obesity since body fat is also a hormone soak.

  There’s probably gonna be more issues on top of that, probably with stress on the liver, kidneys, and heart to process the increased and more variable hormones that human beings are exposed to.

  And I imagine there’s going to be a mean regression in human lifespan due to all of these factors combined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl it gets you pretty buzzed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine mugging some guy and you get mesothelioma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, I’ve read both of you guys’ arguments. You’re both right, but you’re both talking about different things.

  Successful try is responding with a literal direct computer-like response for OP’s question. They are adding no additional qualifiers to the specific exact question that was asked, which is to say that the answer to OP’s question is, it does nothing.

  Reman, you were saying that anybody who was trying to use this command would obviously add a subject, would put the test or something else to it, would make an adjustment to the command in order to make it work and actually function.

  And that is correct in practice, but that doesn’t answer the question that was being asked literally. It answers the question the way a senior programmer would answer the question of a junior programmer.

  Successful try’s answer is the answer a computer would give.

  So can you both please stop fucking arguing, hug it out, and move on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much money do you think Superman could make if he offered his services to NASA as a launch vehicle?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see what you’re saying, but being as that Superman is Superman, there’s no way we would actually be able to keep him down long enough.

  Our options pretty much are to overwhelm him with Kryptonite and kill him or let him do what the hell he wants to do and hope it all works out for the best.