bizarroland

@bizarroland@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feelin like a snack⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  After 10 hours of sleep, thanks to melatonin: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Memory From the 90s⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I do only art in the morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Memory From the 90s⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Not professionally, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Memory From the 90s⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I did say it was the worst for a reason. It’s kind of difficult to have a general scenario worst situation.

  Like there are a lot of bad ways to die accidentally, but falling feet first into a wood chipper that jams up when it hits your pelvis and you bleed out while screaming for someone to help you and all anyone does is stand around and start taking pictures for Instagram, that might be a worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I get one of those jobs where I send an email and then go to a meeting then draft an email then leave work and get paid $98,000/Year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales?⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, plan on changing jobs every two and a half to three and a half years.

  Be willing to lie on your resume to improve your chances of getting the specific job you’re applying for, but only lie enough that you could watch a YouTube video and fill in the gap between the absolute truth and the expectation.

  Don’t say that you understand Azure if you’ve never used a Windows computer before, but if you have run a home lab with proxmox, and they’re looking for a VMware administrator, you’re probably okay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Memory From the 90s⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The worst is when you’re running through the house and you’re not paying attention and you get fucking clotheslined by the stretchy cable, snatch the phone out of your mom’s hand, smack yourself in the head with the phone that’s now moving at four and a half times the speed of sound, and then your mom yells at you because you interrupted her call while you are laying on the ground with a fucking concussion and rope burns around your neck like a suicide survivor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would it be wrong for a lawyer to defend the killer of their family member?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That is what they call a conflict of interest, and it would be justification to recuse themselves from the case, and failing to do so could cause an opportunity for the case itself to be overturned on appeal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mourning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The timing for that joke really came and went.

  Just like his dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets laid⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You didn’t fuck his girl, you held his dick up while he fucked his girl.

  You ultra-cucked yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I may be lawful stupid, but I’m a good boy, goddamnit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to say, like, you could have a much better time of things if you used a thinner bun for a single hot dog rather than slapping two hot dogs on a regular bun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think defense attorneys who defend cops who unjustly killed people are ‘good’ people?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The purpose of a defender for an obviously guilty person is to make sure that all of the rules of law are followed during the prosecution so that the criminal does not have an opportunity to attempt to overthrow the court proceedings or to otherwise exculpate themselves because of a technical flaw in the legal proceedings.

  It is annoying, true, and it feels unjust that a guilty person should be defended, but it is important that we defend even the guilty on the odd chance that it turns out that they are actually innocent.

  The saying goes, it is better that 100 guilty men go free than 1 innocent person be condemned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motion of the ocean n all that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And don’t forget it was handcrafted by God to perfection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a judge tells the jury to ‘forget XYZ,’ how can the jury possibly do that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I work in the legal field right now. I’ve sat in and participated in approximately 50 trials in the last five years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's with black superheroes and lightning powers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I personally think that it started with the fact that the contrast of the yellow lightning worked really well against black skin in the comics.

  Then I’m assuming that it became a trope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a judge tells the jury to ‘forget XYZ,’ how can the jury possibly do that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For real, even short jury trials are typically a couple of days long, and there will typically be tens, if not hundreds, of things objected to during the course of the trial.

  You would have to have a very good memory to remember a specific objection out of the pile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What character is the king of plot armor?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One Punch Man.

  It’s his entire schtick.

  OPM is what you get when somebody asks themselves, what would the story be for someone that is completely, totally, absolutely, and indefatigably invincible in every regard?

  In my defense, I have not seen the third season yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I constantly see testostorone being put into evreything from pills to candy bars but its illegal for trans men to get it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also the fact that testosterone is a chemical that comes with risks.There are people that abuse testosterone for bodybuilding purposes, there are people that abuse it for sports performance purposes, there are people who abuse it for sex purposes, and there are people who are transgender who will use this without medical supervision to work towards their preferred gender experience but risk injuring themselves in the process.

  You’re not supposed to fuck around with steroids, testosterone is a steroid.

  That’s why people have to jump through hoops to get it, to make sure that it’s being used for good reasons, with appropriate caution, and with concern for their overall lifelong well-being.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I constantly see testostorone being put into evreything from pills to candy bars but its illegal for trans men to get it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had similar issues earlier this year, and I got blood work drawn, and my testosterone total is great. It’s in the 900s out of 1100, which is above average.

  But my SHBG, the sex hormone binding globulin, is like 20% over the top of the scale, so my bioavailable testosterone is in the 70s, which is pretty close to a post-menopausal woman’s testosterone.

  So I’m taking dhea and a very light testosterone supplement. All of the SHBG is bound up with my natural testosterone, any supplement that I add on top of it turns into pure free testosterone.

  I’ve got about another month or so before I get rechecked to see how well it has worked, but I’m sleeping better. I’ve lost seven pounds while making minor changes to my diet. I feel more energetic and outgoing, and I’ve become more active.

  It remains to be seen if this is just placebo, but it seems to be working for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I constantly see testostorone being put into evreything from pills to candy bars but its illegal for trans men to get it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fairly sure you’re joking, but just in case you’re not, Testosterone doesn’t cause male pattern baldness, DHT does, but it doesn’t affect everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL - painful but you get to continue living⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawmakers seek crackdown on China-owned U.S. farmland as Trump meets with Xi Jinping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I mean, go ahead and complain all you want, Trump’s gonna do whatever makes him the most money, and if that doesn’t agree with your interests then you’re fucked.

  You should’ve thought about that before you voted for him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That kid was the WORST⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably not 14-year-old me, but 12-year-old me, yes, because I used to lie to my classmates that I lived in a three-story geodesic dome home with a hot tub on the top main floor, and now that I am an adult, by complete and total happenstance, I live in a three-story geodesic dome with a hot tub on the top main floor.

  I am not attempting to defend my lying, I know it was stupid, it was foolish, and I regret it to this very day, but it is interesting that it became the truth eventually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😉 😉⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they say romance is dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😉 😉⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Force equals mass times acceleration, so if you’re shaking the whole house…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😅😅😅⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  holy shit

  Okay, in its full context, that changes everything and completely invalidates my reply.

  I’ve only seen this quote or some variation of it on its own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tattoo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s entirely possible. Are you a six foot one Native American dude?

  If so, like, hate to break it to you, but we might have dissociative identity disorder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😅😅😅⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, yeah, I can definitely do that, and I’ll still be an ally if I have the opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The correct answer is to not reply to this text, and then eventually the girl will break and ask you why you never replied to the text, to which you can say, “Oh, that was you? I thought it was a scam text. I don’t talk to unknown numbers”.