bizarroland
@bizarroland@lemmy.world
- Comment on Intergalactic Disciplinary 6 hours ago:
There is another
- Comment on How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user? 1 day ago:
Creeper no creeping
- Comment on The feed is about to get much crustier 1 day ago:
The only people I’ve ever seen able to do that had a prosthetic leg.
- Comment on The feed is about to get much crustier 2 days ago:
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to post AI slop will eventually be flooded by actual ai slop enjoyers who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.
- Comment on Where can I Ai a whole video? 5 days ago:
No, this is “no stupid questions”
- Comment on Hospital Bill 1961 5 days ago:
And in the rare case where they do not forgive the debt and you do not pay, at some point they write it off for the tax break.
I’m sure they write it off at the original invoiced amount without any discounts so that their tax deduction for you not paying is probably equal to or greater than what they would have made had you paid it.
- Comment on Whats the best use for 75 dollars? 6 days ago:
If you’re from the Midwest, that’s how you get cornbred.
- Comment on Self-hosting with an old laptop 1 week ago:
If your laptop draws an average of 25 watts and you’re paying 25 cents usd per kilowatt hour for electricity, then you’re looking at $54.75 a year to run your laptop.
Most places in America you’re only paying closer to like 13 cents a kilowatt hour and very few laptops would be running a continuous 25 watts with your typical server setup, although, undoubtedly it would spike to 65 watts or so from time to time.
- Comment on What dude in your life has the most Michael Landon-esque full head of hair? 1 week ago:
Me
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 1 week ago:
Probably whoever the leader of Taiwan is.
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 1 week ago:
And this song is for OP in the back. It’s called “We Hate You, Please Die.”
- Comment on My favorite constellation 1 week ago:
We chartered the seas by onions built, which was the fashion at the time.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 1 week ago:
37?
In a row?!?
- Comment on The Good Old days. Wish I had lived through them. Seems like lots of fun 1 week ago:
Bad kids get coal, which increases the chance that you’ll get lung cancer.
Good kids get cigarettes, which increases the chance that you’ll get lung cancer.
Santa has been recognized by the state of California as a cancer causing agent.
- Comment on Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead 1 week ago:
Every once in a while, I run into the olden smut magazines here on Lemmy, and I’m like, “That’s somebody’s grandmother.”
- Comment on wtf facebook 1 week ago:
Sounds like you have a guilty conscience.
What information adults share with each other is between them, true, but when you put your business in a public market it is okay for people to comment on your business.
If they did not want the comments, they would not have put their business out for people to comment on them.
- Comment on wtf facebook 1 week ago:
I didn’t say that there was. I said maybe that’s a good thing.
Maybe he didn’t know his wife was looking at porn.
Maybe they can look at porn together and have more fun sexy times together embracing each other’s sexuality.
- Comment on wtf facebook 1 week ago:
Those ads are also usually targeted, which means that there’s a chance that your wife is looking at porn.
Make of that what you will, hopefully that’s a good thing for you guys!
- Comment on My silence can hold no longer 1 week ago:
You have broken the law, and therefore you have been sentenced to having your second Peepee whacked.
Bailiff, present the spatula
- Comment on On Ploughing 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Damn 2 weeks ago:
o7 rip
- Comment on Damn 2 weeks ago:
If it were a Costco 48 pack, that would be 13,434 calories, 653 grams of fat, 1.3kgs of pure sugar, and 206 grams of protein.
- Comment on 🍺 🍻 2 weeks ago:
Arachnid
- Comment on self-improvement pt. 2 2 weeks ago:
Bold of you to assume that.
With my childhood gifted kid status and my ADHD hypermemory I can remember all of my mistakes no matter how small and continuously excoriate myself for them always
- Comment on Anon wants to make a movie 2 weeks ago:
What if the sims part is a side story where their pirated digital duplicates get tormented.
Also leaves an opening for a sequel when the deranged duplicates escape and find out what happened to their originals now want revenge, like a tech nightmare on elm street
- Comment on How would you decide? 2 weeks ago:
Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.
Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will male them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone’s last days a little bit better
- Comment on why is fossil fuel still used? 2 weeks ago:
And it takes time for people to transition. Think about a major corporation. If they want to roll out a new piece of software, that is a three-year commitment, minimum, just to get people to spend most of their water cooler time talking about how much they hate the new software.
That is extra IT hours spent on training users over and over and over again on how to use the new software.
And after three years, somebody will step in and say, “Hey, why don’t we try software Y, It’s better than the software that we just rolled out”, which queues a new three-year software rollout cycle.
Extrapolate that out to 8 billion human beings, well over 2 billion of which drive vehicles or utilize personal transport systems that are internal combustion engine powered, and you’ll begin to get an idea of how difficult it is to transition everyone away from fossil fuels.
The good news is that it is happening, and barring major accidents, we will probably get most of the way there during our lifetimes.
- Comment on Is there a mechanism in the USA to undo presidential pardons years later if political corruption has been proven as motivation to give these pardons? 2 weeks ago:
Although I do find it strange that there is no check on the judiciary.
Like, it’s supposed to be checks and balances, but what stops the judges from passing an unjust law?
Judges have a lifetime appointment in the Supreme Court. The only way they can be removed is by all of Congress coming together and choosing to impeach one of them, and that takes years when Congress is actually functioning.
- Comment on Your average anime protagonist when you swap all of their blood for cum as he sees a boob 3 weeks ago:
I see. So once again China has ruined comedy
- Comment on Your average anime protagonist when you swap all of their blood for cum as he sees a boob 3 weeks ago:
Except it’s not Chinese censored, it’s Native American censored, and it’s not censored because I colored the blood to white to make it look like cum, which in my opinion would be far worse to see than blood.
So it’s not uncensored. I mean, it is uncensored, but it’s also whatever the opposite of censoring is, where things get worse.
