bizarroland

@bizarroland@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you learn, there is a global conspiracy involving a pop star, but you're only allowed to communicate it through 80s music⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s another day for you and me in paradise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you learn, there is a global conspiracy involving a pop star, but you're only allowed to communicate it through 80s music⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wear my sunglasses at night So I can, so I can Watch you weave then breathe your story lines

• When you learn, there is a global conspiracy involving a pop star, but you're only allowed to communicate it through 80s musiclemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot Ones trying to sneak in the package protection⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably easier to get UPS to pay than it is to get USPS to pay.

  I recently shipped a $3,500 laptop across country through USPS and they just fucking lost it.

  I had actually paid the extra for the insurance, so I filed a loss package claim, and they tried to offer me $50, and demanded that I show proof that the package that I sent to them that they lost was actually worth $3,500. They wanted receipts, they wanted pictures, they wanted everything to prove that that’s what it was.

  Like, I paid them. I want to say $35 for the insurance (out of the company budget, it wasn’t my personal cash), and they wanted to put me through the ringer to actually live up to their side of the agreement.

  Fortunately, after I filed the claim, they magically found the $3,500 laptop and then sent it on its way, but i- we literally paid for next day shipping, and it was not even next month when it finally arrived.

  So needless to say, anytime we are shipping packages, we are using UPS because it’s going to be a hell of a lot easier to deal with them. And so far, they’ve never let us down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One thing shouldn't be here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe that’s a digital credit card reader, which wasn’t a thing until, like, what, the late 90s or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subtitles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Weaboos like top me daddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The disappointments of life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing they went for pussy and accidently hit ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impending toilet paper shortage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate that man so much I’d let it crust before I wiped with that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would be a biological equivalent to an EMP?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And knowing that is specifically why I chose the phrase “something like aerosolized chloroform” rather than saying “chloroform can do this!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would be a biological equivalent to an EMP?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, and it’s kind of fortunate that at least as far as we know nothing like that exists because otherwise militaries would use it as an anti-personnel weapon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would be a biological equivalent to an EMP?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There are many medicines and chemicals that can incapacitate somebody.

  Something like aerosolized chloroform, for instance, if you had enough of it could possibly cause many people to pass out, and as long as there was a prevailing win to clear it out before it reached whatever the toxic level of chloroform is, then people affected by it would be fine after it wore off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all know that Mr Beast, Logan Paul, and KSI are all horrible people. Why do they still have subscribers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of their subscribers are pre-teen kids and kids in their early teens who don’t really have a strong enough sense of self to differentiate what they’re being visually presented with with the external realities of that presentation. Combine that with parents that are too tired and too distracted with their own, quite possibly terrible media fixations and you have a perfect storm of negligence and predation.

  I mean, Mr. Beast, as a whole, is a terrible thing, but his individual videos show people having fun doing interesting things, and you get to parasocially enjoy them. It’s entertainment media geared towards kids, and it presents itself as being family-friendly, so the people who cannot look past the presentation believe it to be family-friendly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents Texting You About Danger in The City where You Live | CharactersWelcome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I got called for two different family members for the wildfires up in Canada because I live close to Canada.

  I was like, okay, it has not crossed over into the United States.

  I am in no more danger than you are.

  You fucking live in Ohio, you are in just as much danger from the Canadian wildfires as I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The body you really want⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the genie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My ex of never had to shave anything because she had alopecia. Looked completely normal from the neck up but from the neck down the only place she grew hair was in the crotch, and even that was thin and faint.

  Her legs and pits were naturally hairless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THCposting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I think with weed, you’re more likely to die by being crushed by a bale of it than by smoking enough of it to kill you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to turn face down when she showed up but she took a minute getting into the room so I was just waiting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THCposting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was posted moments before mankind discovered the LD50 of weed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real happy ending is being murdered on this spot and having your organ sold on the black market to make other people happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get a non-happy ending massage about once every three to six months, just depending on whenever the tension has built up enough.

  I tried out a new place that was just called Thai Massage that I literally pass to buy every day on my way home from work and when I walked in I had sketch vibes right from the beginning.

  I figured, what the heck? I don’t know. The place does look a little rundown, but it was $60 for an hour, and they required that I pay in cash, and that should have been my clue to turn around and leave.

  But I said fuck it, I actually had the cash on hand, so I paid the $60 up front and stripped down to my undies and laid there on the bed and the lady walked in and she was a relatively attractive 50-ish year old Thai lady and she just laid her hands directly on my genitals and said, “You like?”

  I quickly told her, no thank you, I just wanted a regular massage.

  She gave me a very lackluster regular massage that only took like 35 minutes.

  Disappointing all the way around probably should have taken the hand job instead, honestly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t, but I enjoy asking questions, you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all Matts, and they know what they did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, I don’t think so.

  I found it in a search for the CEO of Sex on Ecosia images, I wanted one that didn’t already have text on it, but was slightly different than the others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, unbeknownst to the support sharks, there is also a person behind them who’s supporting them and believing in them.

  So we all support the support sharks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My take on it is that it is pure absurdity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Specifically do not do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard insiders say that this is being done to incite the Matt faction to rebellion, but the official discourse is due to balancing issues

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock said they were only using the cameras for license plates. Cat is out of the bag now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, that kinda looks like bird poop to me. Are you sure a bird didn’t poop on them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meaty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also the knockoff brand, which is bottled “Me flavored water” from disenchantment.