The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
Can't block this
Submitted 2 weeks ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Burn you tongue on a pizza rolls, they’ll be gone quick
udon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. One the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.
There is no escape short of cutting off the tongue.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?
Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
By that logic every cell in your body has touched a cell (that has touched a cell)^n that has touched ass
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I really shouldn’t of let go of the girl that was into doing that to me
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can’t take back all times you licked his butthole.
Maybe it’s a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.
GreenDust@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
I LIKE
LICKED
BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIEKolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, it gets TONGUE
moistclump@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sir Lix-a-Lot
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Finally, a use for AI.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A vintage meme! Nice
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You’ve rimmed this.
my My MY
My bunghole felt so good
You made me say “oh my lawd”
Thank you for blessing me
With unexpected taint cleanin’
STOP
Felchin’ time
ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
This is just fucked up and it shows that people these days don’t have a functioning disgust reflex.
nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Being horny hampers the disgust reflex
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you’ve never eaten or had your ass eaten, you’re missing out.
yum@lemmy.eco.br 2 weeks ago
You can wash your ass, you know
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And this is why I don’t eat ass.
Well that and it’s ass.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
one lick and you’ll be saying, “this tastes like shit!”
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
-Quasar
potoo22@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Mongo is appalled
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah but you’ll never have that pleasure again
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
I’ve never been ashamed of or regretted licking ass.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Found the dog. /s
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So uh, you busy later?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I too have never been asshamed for licking ass
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you’ve never drunk 14 beers at chilis, huh