The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
Can't block this
Submitted 2 months ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Burn you tongue on a pizza rolls, they’ll be gone quick
udon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. One the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.
There is no escape short of cutting off the tongue.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?
Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
By that logic every cell in your body has touched a cell (that has touched a cell)^n that has touched ass
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I really shouldn’t of let go of the girl that was into doing that to me
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can’t take back all times you licked his butthole.
Maybe it’s a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.
GreenDust@lemmings.world 2 months ago
I LIKE
LICKED
BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIEKolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, it gets TONGUE
moistclump@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sir Lix-a-Lot
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Finally, a use for AI.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A vintage meme! Nice
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You’ve rimmed this.
my My MY
My bunghole felt so good
You made me say “oh my lawd”
Thank you for blessing me
With unexpected taint cleanin’
STOP
Felchin’ time
ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This is just fucked up and it shows that people these days don’t have a functioning disgust reflex.
nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Being horny hampers the disgust reflex
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you’ve never eaten or had your ass eaten, you’re missing out.
yum@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
You can wash your ass, you know
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And this is why I don’t eat ass.
Well that and it’s ass.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
one lick and you’ll be saying, “this tastes like shit!”
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
-Quasar
potoo22@programming.dev 2 months ago
Mongo is appalled
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah but you’ll never have that pleasure again
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I’ve never been ashamed of or regretted licking ass.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Found the dog. /s
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So uh, you busy later?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
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phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I too have never been asshamed for licking ass
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you’ve never drunk 14 beers at chilis, huh