udon
@udon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Happy birthday, peon 1 week ago:
It says “shift leader”. Shift work jobs have some flexibility for days off anyway, and if the management is nice they schedule the week so your birthday is free.
- Comment on Whatsapp just developed a new murder weapon 1 week ago:
Been there forever on signal and telegram?
- Comment on Mom wasn't always right 2 weeks ago:
Wait for another 40 years and let’s see
- Comment on Should Germany aquire nuclear weapons? 2 weeks ago:
Oh!
- Comment on Subscribe now for more clicks! 3 weeks ago:
Business idea: The mouse manufacturers play the middle man in the click economy. Users can add an extra “click safety” package for $3,99/month, which prevents them from clicking on ads/misleading content. “Good” and “ethical” advertisers can get in touch with the “business communication” office of the mouse manufacturers to buy exception deals, because “their ads are okay”
- Comment on Bro 😭😭 4 weeks ago:
Look at his hairline. He’s balding anyway so just gave it a try to see if he likes it. Made a PR campaign out of it, end of story
- Comment on The design is very human 4 weeks ago:
I’d prefer one that goes through both shoulders or sideways like this one:
- Comment on What's Mastodon precious? 4 weeks ago:
The only little concession you get is that you are allowed to host your own data)
Nah, that’s not even a concession. You just pay for a portion of their server costs at no gain in influence.
Problem with Masto though is that the technological leadership is really bonkers, hardly anything meaningful happened over the past 2 years with lots of serious issues not getting fixed
- Comment on RIP 5 weeks ago:
I hope OP’s mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits
- Comment on Journalist asking the hard questions 5 weeks ago:
Well, do they give the answer in the article? Kananaskis?
- Comment on I swear to god 5 weeks ago:
I think a huge human torso on top of a giraffe could also look funny enough
- Comment on I swear to god 5 weeks ago:
Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?
- Comment on I swear to god 5 weeks ago:
Isn’t a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 5 weeks ago:
I usually fly in to buy it locally. Important these days to know your farmers
- Comment on Git good, son 5 weeks ago:
That is a romantic way to say it
- Comment on Git good, son 5 weeks ago:
Does it do swipe and how well? Github says a blob library is needed for that. Can’t be bothered with typing individual letters anymore on mobile
- Comment on Why do residential skyscrapers always seem to include balconies that never get used? 2 months ago:
Depends on where you live. In Japan, most of the time it’s either way too hot to hang out on the balcony or way too cold. In Europe it’s fine in many places for most of the year.
Some of it also has to do with rent prices which can be higher if you have a balcony.
Also, and again in Japan: There is an emergency balcony exit in some apartment buildings in case a natural disaster hits. It’s probably easier to climb your way down a bunch of balconies with holes in the ground than a blank wall
- Comment on I remember a time where you would get multiple results from a search with no scrolling 4 months ago:
Are those the Results of the Search of the Rise of the Return of the Planet of the Apes?
- Comment on Shart, not fart 4 months ago:
this burns twice
- Comment on Shart, not fart 4 months ago:
Crowdstrike strikes crowd
- Comment on Shart, not fart 4 months ago:
joke needs explanation
- Comment on Shart, not fart 4 months ago:
it’s a glimpse into a sad life
- Comment on Shart, not fart 4 months ago:
Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
- Comment on Shart, not fart 4 months ago:
Tight couch, ouch!
- Comment on Shart, not fart 4 months ago:
Actually, it’s GNU/Linux
- Comment on Remember when 15% was the expected, not the minimum? 4 months ago:
huh, tipping as outsourced management. Never thought of it like that. So it’s a win-win: Lower wages and less work to do!
- Comment on Mario for president 4 months ago:
Republican brain should be depicted as considerably smaller though
- Comment on Virginia is shrinking! 5 months ago:
MAVA!
- Comment on Adopting a stray cat 5 months ago:
Why do you sleep in front of your house?
- Comment on Take a gander at this 5 months ago:
Thanks, but that was not the point of my comment. I’m just happy about that post, because finally I learned women get more privileges than men and I can ignore everything I heard about wage gaps, glass ceilings, and sexism at work. What a relief!
