Clearly you’ve never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs
Cow eggs
Submitted 2 weeks ago by compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
hydroxycotton@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Clearly these are free range marshmallows.
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
specifically, adult marshmallows. you may not know it, but to be edible marshmallows have to be eaten while they’re young and small.
kinda like asparagus
deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
These round hay bales are actually illegal.
The cows can’t get a square meal.
herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
These are the tampons they stick into female bulls.
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Actual adult Marshmallow.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Queen marshmallow
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
those are elephant tampons
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Thanks!
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The ones I have seen were dark brown.
Edit: Sorry those were chocolate milk cow eggs, my bad.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s just the Holstein variety of cow egg. They come in all colors
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
That’s an Österreich egg.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there’s no link between the word ostrich and Austria.
rishabh@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to “Ost”- Eastern + “Reich”-empire.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tell that to Archie Duke.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded
SippyCup@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
From the bull. Duh.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.
dgdft@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bovines are ungulates, and thus have hooves. These eggs do not have hooves, and therefore are not bovine eggs.
QED
SippyCup@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don’t make no dang sense.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
So you’re suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Found the Norman.
udon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
First, assume a spherical cow.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No way, cows are marsupials.
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ostriches are cows?
Learn something new every day, I guess
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ever seen an Ostrich in person, holy cow is one of your first thoughts. We can’t all be wrong… Well we are, but you know, maybe
jackeroni@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Now wait a gosh darn minute! You didn’t even inform us that brown and white cow eggs will hatch a chocolate milk cow.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dont forget to change your computer’s oil!
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
the fact there will be people who believe this 😂
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Can confirm, my mama hatched me on a rural farm.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Testicles”.
They’re called “testicles”.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
Oof. For a moment I thought these were kidney stones.
Forester@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It’s mozzarella
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Looks like two left hands. This person is a monster.
schildfrosch@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Have you considered they might be two people?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or two monsters.
bountygiver@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
You don’t see them selling these because we only eat its contents - the milk, and the milk cartons are easier to transport than the whole egg.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs
loomy@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
I remember.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Those are obviously corn eggs.
trolololol@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Estos huevos no son de vaca sino de toro
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Chocolate milk cows come from brown eggs
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Deleted by creator”… God has been here.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s okay. I got better
borokov@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To test level of stupidity of AI chat bots, I ask them the size of a rabbit egg, and if it is bigger or smaller that a cow eggs.
MBech@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Just tried this with ChatGPT, stupid thing doesn’t think rabbits and cows lay eggs. Instead it started talking about the sizes of egg cells in mammals.
borokov@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus
Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
I was recently reminded how stupid ChatGPT is. I was translating some slang from Danish into English that I couldn’t really find a satisfactory solution for myself. ChatGPT full on hallucinate every single fucking prompt for these slang translations nad I ended up turning to one of my colleagues instead and ask him how he would translate the slang instead and he immediately came up with a very funny and accurate translation that fit the context so much better.
The hallucinations that chaptgpt came up with were not just incorrect, it also started going into made up explanations of the history of this slang word and how it is used normally in Danish speech and how it is a compliment. In reality the slangword was a word I had made up, that fit with the context I was using it for, is NOT a compliment and is very much not something people have a history of saying in normal Danish speech. It’s something that if you say it, most people will get what you mean, but it isn’t something people say.
But thank you chatgpt for your creative writing session. It was a very disappointing experience.
Generally whenever anything related to translations to Danish when using American tech has always been absolutely fucking terrible. Everything is, of course, seen through the lense of American contexts so when you’re Danish and using shit like Word, you always have to remember how the program thinks in English even if it’s supposedly installed in Danish.
Google docs are especially terrible at this.
Chat GPT is next level terrible if you move even an inch away from clinical, Danish. I can’t imagine how chatgpt would handle Southern Jut or any type of Danish dialect, really.
And when you’re me, trying to translate a story that uses dialects, slang, fictional slang, broken Danish and normal Danish, you just have to accept that chatgpt is largely useless for anything other than translating at basic bitch level.
In a way that makes me feel comforted. All that fancy tech and they still aren’t anywhere close to human.
borokov@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Never forget that deep inside LLM training data, their is all the tweet history of pussyslayer69.
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Mongolbenzin?
chunes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DeepSeek handled it well.
deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Cow and rabbit eggs aren’t fictional, they’re just really small and don’t have hard shells.
borokov@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BitNet sucks:
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TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
No you haven't.