carotte

@carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyday it's getting closer, taking a bath with a fucking toaster⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🫂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did I post this to the right comm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  seize the beans of production

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  no i meant that

  Screenshot of the top of the image, which is garbled text which starts out somewhat normal looking then gets smaller and more indecipherable before turning into a gray bar. Then there is the letter “g” in white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking News!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  tbf it is snowing more than usual today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No good excuse to still be on Xitter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather have the unsolicited linux advice tbh

  but anyways that’s not super relevant because there very much is still racism on lemmy…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨____⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what are those pathetic compression algorithms of yours???

  The above image (a meme where a son and his dad sit in a car; the son says "Dad why is my sister named Makeup Tutorials?; the dad replies “Because it was in your mother’s search history”, the son replies “Thanks, dad” and the dad replies "No problem, "), but now heavily compressed to the point you can’t read the text and the son and dad’s face are nothing more than pixelated blobs of color

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They just had to one up the TikTok ban⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yea, i see your point, but it’s the only one that came to mind on the spot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They just had to one up the TikTok ban⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  iirc there are many templates that follow the “something good, something better, something bad”

  the one i can think of right now is this one: meme template in 3 panels: in the first we see a finger pressing a button labeled “upgrade”, in the second we see that same finger pressing the same “upgrade” button, and in the third, tinted red and with a lot of motion blur, the finger is now pressing a “FUCK GO BACK” button

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They just had to one up the TikTok ban⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i agree but can we not use ableist memes for this please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yaay⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  low resolution drawing of a sad, distressed emoji looking at a computer screen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In fact he is still the president.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh i missed the man-boy love part, sorry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These dames wanting inclusivity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  that can still be infantilizing for an adult woman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting analogy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  right? all colonial states are illegitimate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people just use what they want, okay? It's their choice.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  basically, someone online (usually a man) who replies to another person (usually a woman) in a condescending tone, or giving unsolicited advice, that sorta stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people just use what they want, okay? It's their choice.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  and when they do figure out the unintuitive UX, they’re met with an avalanche of reply guys and, if they’re Black, a fuckload of overt and covert racism that everyone else will ignore…

  there’s a reason why most people on the fedi are white men in tech

  only the queer community seems to have managed to carve itself a place on the fedi, and even it has an issue with rampant racism…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roses are red in North Carolina.....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The image in the comment above, a very compressed photo of a person laying with some text above them, now in a glorious 4 shades of green

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube devs be like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s a difference between making a bad UI and orchestrating a genocide, yknow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification only hurts product itself, not users.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  when bedrock edition was introduced, I’d say

  the marketplace, character creator and partnered servers all have very predatory monetization

  thankfully java resisted enshittification for the most part

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought it was an easy question ...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  xnopyt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THICC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yea, because white teens stole it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THICC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s not “teen slang”, it’s AAVE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Academic writing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you know the academic jargon is bad when you can translate it into french and the sentence is almost the exact same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  how can i know, im not them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  these dudes aren’t weird, they’re sadly very common

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still Haven’t Found It⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that looks like the default notes app on iOS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cholesterol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Canada Day!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorrey yea you better be when you notice what you’re celebrating!

  theindigenousfoundation.org/…/why-you-shouldnt-be…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨non vegan pizza time⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  wow, someone felt targeted!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck your early access⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  alpha male? puh. i’m a phi male. they’ve got nothing on me 😎