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- Comment on Who is the enemy? 12 hours ago:
It legit took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t talking about the tree people.
- Comment on FROG FACT MONDAY 1 week ago:
Anything but metric…
- Comment on F*ck off Arnie, you're out of your element! 2 weeks ago:
Schwarzenegger hasn’t been the governor of California since 2011. What are you expecting him to do?
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 3 weeks ago:
Not sure about strange, but I’m pretty certain you’re not conservative.
- Comment on [Update: Valve Responds] Mastercard Denies Pressuring Steam To Censor 'NSFW' Games 3 weeks ago:
“Patently offensive” and “lacks serious artistic value” are entirely subjective classifications. With those restrictions, any game with country music should be delisted.
- Comment on heaven 3 weeks ago:
You’re forgetting the primary rule of religion: everything you do is evil, everything I do is the exception.
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 3 weeks ago:
IIRC, Biff Tannon was based on Orange Hitler.
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 3 weeks ago:
Or the ketchup.
- Comment on Piss Post 4 weeks ago:
You’ve never spent the entire 2nd intermission waiting in line to return 3 16oz’ers back to the wild, have you?
- Comment on Piss Post 4 weeks ago:
If your intent in the bathroom is the left label, the face is the one you make when the top label happens.
- Comment on get sum 4 weeks ago:
“Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?”
- Comment on Anon breaks up 5 weeks ago:
It’s a good argument, but it’s entirely flawed because American policy is that the children have no worth until they pay taxes.
- Comment on Why do we humans love music so? 5 weeks ago:
Humans are electrified meat computers. Music is math and chaos brought into order. It’s no wonder we love music like we do.
- Comment on Researchers Jailbreak AI by Flooding It With Bullshit Jargon 1 month ago:
Do you write legal contracts for a living?
- Comment on King forgot his crown 1 month ago:
Jesus Christ! Can we get some of that law in the US?!
- Comment on 4D Salmon 1 month ago:
[If you’re in to science fiction fishing… ](www.listen.com to Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself by Haylock Jobson on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0CVCYB19Y?source_code=ASSORAP…)
- Comment on Cow eggs 1 month ago:
“Testicles”.
They’re called “testicles”.
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 1 month ago:
It’s not crazy, it’s hate. Plain and simple hate.
- Comment on Only half?! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Only half?! 1 month ago:
1/8… That’s mighty optimistic.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
- Comment on Hot enough for ya? 2 months ago:
Best. Air freshener. Ever.
- Comment on :-) 2 months ago:
CBT has entered the chat
- Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 2 months ago:
The Mr. Miyagi method!
- Comment on Bait or r*ta*d*ti*n. Call it. 2 months ago:
Would you kindly…?
- Comment on Your brain thinks... 2 months ago:
MAGA represent!
- Comment on American Popemobile? 3 months ago:
I can only assume it’s intended to be used to take out the pope.
- Comment on Why do we tolerate it that Luigi Mangione is being held in prison. We know its absolutely the least safe place he can be? 3 months ago:
I thought the least safe place was an American school.
- Comment on Fixed: Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 3 months ago:
There is no Nicki, there is only Zuul.