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King forgot his crown

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Submitted ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hoping that isn’t real because that’s kind of an f-ed up definition for fraud. Also, what a legend.

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    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s pretty much the textbook definition of fraud. What are you talking about?

      Fraud is defined as intentional deception to deprive a victim of a legal right or to gain unlawfully from a victim.

      He intentionally deceived 35 people for material gain.

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      • knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s a poor definition because gift exchanges are strictly voluntary and non-reciprocal engagements. I’m not saying what he did was ok or even legal in other contexts. My only point is that I wouldn’t consider this fraud because the victims were not compelled to give. This isn’t a Nigerian prince scam where the victims were promised greater returns at a later date. These victims gave with the expectation of monetary loss.

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      • Zahtu@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I do Not See the fraud here. If He would have given the Girls His real Birthday, He would have still received the Same amount of Gifts. Nothing would have changed in exchanging the Gifts.

        The only Thing, which it probably helped at, was that He could plan ahead for the birthdays, avoiding a Potential meet-in of each girl, that He dated on the Same Day. The only Thing He is gullible of ist deceiving the Woman on their Relationship. Which is Not an offenes in a legal Sense. There is no punishment for 2-timing, so 35-timing should Not have either

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      • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s pretty much the textbook definition of fraud. What are you talking about?

        Fraud is defined as intentional deception to deprive a victim of a legal right or to gain unlawfully from a victim.

        That’s what politicians do every election. Just saying.

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      • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There is no mention of any consideration (a legal term meaning he didn’t promise them anything in return) provided by the “boyfriend”.

        This would not be fraud under English common law.

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      • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well there’s your shady gray bit right in the definition. Is it unlawful to lie about your birthday?

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      • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        deprive a victim of a legal right or to gain unlawfully from a victim

        Does either of those fill though?

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Found the guy with 35 girlfriend.

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      • knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m down to 28 now. Apparently some of them saw this thread …

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look at that smile. He regrets nothing.

      Also: Daily Mail source?..this story is entirely fiction and made up, guaranteed.

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    • RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fraud is a very complicated crime. I absolutely hate that I need to know the basic for my law degree as it fills a thousand pages of commentary literature in just one of the largest German legal commentaries because it’s just that complicated.

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      • knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        As I said in another reply, my thinking is thus:

        It’s a poor definition because gift exchanges are strictly voluntary and non-reciprocal engagements. I’m not saying what he did was ok or even legal in other contexts. My only point is that I wouldn’t consider this fraud because the victims were not compelled to give. This isn’t a Nigerian prince scam where the victims were promised greater returns at a later date. These victims gave with the expectation of monetary loss.

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    • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This guy cheated on 35 different women for gifts and you go:

      Also, what a legend.

      I hope that’s a /s 😔

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      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There’s a certain threshold when you’re no longer upset, just impressed. Like if someone ate my slice of cake vs they ate the entire fridge.

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      • knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I mean the article itself is apparently satire so yeah.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude outed himself when he told Janice his birthday was the 35th of March.

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  • hark@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We need to ban birthdays so this never happens again.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Monkey’s paw curls. Now abortions are legal and forced.

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      • ballgoat@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I thought Monkeys Paw had adverse outcomes.

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    • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So… We will be just spawns now?

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  • foodconsumer@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m stupid, can someone explain to me how this is illegal? Like morally questionable I get, but how is it illegal?

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    • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      According to a quick Google fraud in Japan is

      obtaining property or illicit economic advantages through deceit.

      Gifts I assume are property here

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      • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Jesus Christ! Can we get some of that law in the US?!

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      • Part4@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Presumably he had to give 35 presents too.

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      • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So like…makeup?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m definitely not a legal expert, especially for Japan.

      but this sounds like a con artist.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At the same time?

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In one bed no less. Must be an Alaska king

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  • Brekky@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Take it he wasn’t reciprocating the gifts?

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    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think the only way this makes sense is that he’d start dating someone, say his birthday is coming up, dump then after receiving the gift and repeating the process.

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Do you get someone a gift if you’re only known them for a week? Serious question.

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  • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that the gift economy I keep hearing about?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      no

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Genius.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kinda clever.

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