tempest

@tempest@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1.8 trillion was wiped out from the US stock market yesterday, where did it go?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “future profits” or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love pineapple on pizza!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Store bought canned peaches are trash because they can them before they are ripe and this they are just tasteless and crunchy. If you actually can your own peaches they are pretty tasty.

  So peaches in season are good but the rest of the year my own canned peaches are great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly innovative feature for breaking it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want to ensure it’s victory combine it with a credit card in the same pocket for maximum destruction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmm, roasted apples.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew, red delicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time keeps on slipping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just buy one of those inflatable sumo suits. Get the hair and bad goatee and maybe a toy gun and you will be good to go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana for scale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In practice you would just use decimal inches. Doesn’t really make it better but you can machine something without ever seeing a fraction if you want to since everything will be in thousandths of an inch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As it lays off developers and closes studios, Xbox gets into the movie business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It makes sense when you realize they paid bank for a bunch of IPs over the last 5 years and want to squeeze more out of it.

  This is just them looking to make codblops the movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Das Fluten Duten⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was watching my girlfriend play a Zelda for the first time and she couldn’t understand how I knew how to approach basically every puzzle. It’s 30 years of video game tropes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Have a Problem⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bowls can usually hold one flush easy.

  The key is not to flush a second time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I regret to inform you all that I will not be purchasing the OoT remake.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nintendo’s online stuff has always been junky and I don’t love the move to key carts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grilled is the best⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty clear that’s white monster wrapped 🥓

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I remember⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t start dev until after the chrome hegemony but I assume ie was only compliant because MS was the one writing the standards. Much like how chrome is essentially the defacto standard now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It won’t bomb unfortunately.

  As much as Twitter and Reddit are up their ass about JKR her bullshit tends to remain only in those spaces. Most people don’t know she is a shitty person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Should I...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean the beans mostly get their color from the molasses and sugar but lots call for Worcestershire sauce which is going to have a bunch of stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Damn you all to hell!*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They have been closing here as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anvil falling from sky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but which one of them doesn’t wear clothes so they can breath better?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contrast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So social media has been feeding me shorts of a woman who grows giant vegetables. To compete they can’t break and there are a bunch of spots where if they grow too fast they get thin and split under their own weight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No books or comics*

  • That we own the rights to
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I was forced to use AI until the day I was laid off." Copywriters reveal how AI has decimated their industry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I “develop” software using codex/Claude. I am so so so so sick of the way Claude writes I think I’m going to puke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever relics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually try and tape it to an inconspicuous spot on the item so it’s there if I need it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The large language model monitoring them likely determined they were not exposing the values of Amazon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s repetition if just 24 hour news channels. CNN is similar they just harp on a different set of issues.

  I’m mildly curious how much longer they can keep it up as they slowly become less and less relevant. Few under 40 subscribe to cable television and instead consume social media influencers who are both myriad and cheaper to influence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Energy Vampire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best I can do is more minion memes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat your body like a data centre⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sub Audible makes it sound like the people who claim wind turbines are giving them migraines.

  Many datacenters are just audible. 50 tractor trailer sized gas generators are plenty audible from a good distance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why put data centers in space?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah… No maintenance… Which is a thing that datacenters require.

  Enterprise Hardware can have redundancy but things still break.

  If it was a success they would have done it. Ergo, not a success.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why put data centers in space?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when Microsoft dumped containers of servers in the ocean to test things.

  If they couldn’t make that work they obviously can’t make space work.

  It was always a scam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time flies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this episode is the big flush which is a 1993 episode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Washed up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Never use 1 pan when 5 pans will do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon thought it would be a good idea to not include subtitles in a film made entirely with sign language.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No Rrrrrrewwrjerrr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*laughs in Dutch*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look if you want me to say it right I’m going to need a very simple tutorial on that upside down R backwards e notation that I don’t understand but they put beside the names on Wikipedia.