Comment on King forgot his crown

• Part4@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Presumably he had to give 35 presents too.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s what I’m wondering. Perhaps he gives a mean back and foot massage.

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus Christ! Can we get some of that law in the US?!

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  • Ajen@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We do - romance scams are fraud, and they’re illegal.

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Enforcement is the issue. Cops in the USA wouldn’t care about this.

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      • brown_guy45@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Cops in the US still care about a lot of laws which people don’t even give fk about in LATAM, SA and SEA

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best I can do is legalizing corruption and then spend billion dollars on public programs explaining how lobbying helps the people, not capitalism

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      The only thing that will stop them is the modern day equivalent of people walking out of rome, leaving the elites to make everything themselves.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve studied laws like that for the better part of 25 years and I’ve formulated this new law ointment I’d like to call Lawinment2.0! IRS available at Walmart for $17.75! And the shipping is free because its a download. Just pay as you normally would thru Walmart pay and then head on over to laws.com and receive your free gift! And if you pay thru laws.com to receive a free 5% offer on an additional law you’ll also receive this custom deluxe gorme designer bag gift pin retainer. Its our way of saying thank you! And thank you George Carling for this fine comedy bit.

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• minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So like…makeup?

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  • cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, more like telling 35 different women 35 different fake birthdays so they get you some nice gifts while they’re all under the impression that they’re your only girlfriend. Nothing like wearing make up, you silly, woman hating, goose! Xoxo

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why you wearing eye shadow, you fraud? Just don’t sleep and get real dark spots under your eyes, poser!

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