cokeslutgarbage

@cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know you’re paraphrasing and probably from memory, but you have one inparticular completely backwards- It is EASIER for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. Meaning, of course, a camel cannot pass through the eye of a needle, and therefore a rich man will never get into heaven, because in order to get rich he must have been selfish and greedy, which is ungodly. (I’m a heathen, so idfk what I’m talking about, but I learned this proverb from my religious ex-partner, and I think it’s lovely)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨King forgot his crown⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, more like telling 35 different women 35 different fake birthdays so they get you some nice gifts while they’re all under the impression that they’re your only girlfriend. Nothing like wearing make up, you silly, woman hating, goose! Xoxo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I use my vibrator on my neck sometimes when I have a migraine, it works really well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My biggest hope is that since brittany Murphey and Tom petty have passed, they will tragically kill off luanne and lucky in a truck accident so that Peggy and hank will be raising Lasagna Grace. I really want dee dee to have abandoned GH too, since cotton died, so since Peggy and hank never had more kids, they just adopted GH and Gracie. That’s what I want this show to be about. I’ve been hoping this since it was first announced.

  I’m surprised by how excited I am for this show to come out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wizardry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A squizard?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meatloaf again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good afternoon I choose making the best of what you have.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate your perspective and attention to detail, thanks, have a great weekend ! xx

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir David Leafenborough⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought is Lindsay Nikole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is which?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, so I’m def a bee… I don’t know what that means for these signs tho.