Yeah, but when I was a kid back in the 80’s and saw them in the mail order catalogs, I completely believed they were just head and neck massagers.
Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face
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ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 31 minutes ago
They can be. Just keep a good grip on the base. You don’t want to choke.
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Enjoy the benefits if a cordless massager that gives a gentle penetrating massage
They totally knew what they were doing.
danekrae@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
7 inches long. Sturdy high impact plastic.
That’s what everybody asks about when buying products for your face.
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.
She said “What is this for?”
I said “It’s a replacement for my you-know-what.”
She said “Oh, ok. I think I get it.”
I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.
big_slap@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
ReCursing@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
I have to massage my face due to nerve damage. I bought a massage gun but it is too violent, so I am seriously considering buyijg a cheap sex toy specifically to massage my face!
…but I may be the only one
dickalan@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Even ones with an adjustable dial are too rough? First off I’m sorry you have nerve damage that sucks second off. I hope the hand dildo works.
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I use an intimate vibrator on my face occasionally to loose up my sinuses. Just give it a good wash before and after; there’s nothing wrong with it.
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Does it work?
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Oh my God that is such a great idea
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
“hey honey can you- what the fuck”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
what about, like, a regular-ass electric toothbrush?
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Get a We-Vibe Touch! It’s got a silicone exterior and it goes from little vibrations to fairly strong.
loomy@lemy.lol 6 hours ago
the gun is good
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 hours ago
Careful though, it doesn’t have a flared base.
Kaput@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder… I’m so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I would, after.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 hours ago
🤣
PTSDwarrior@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
Reminds me of the Adult Swim ad for salad tossers that looked suspiciously like…a tool that really gives women pleasure. And here it is: Salad Mixxxer
mastod0n@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It never was intended as a “face massager”.
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 minutes ago
What's the bet that the "sturdy high impact plastic" isn't body safe?