KingPorkChop
@KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Age check 2 weeks ago:
I hope Trump is the last Boomer President.
It’s like the boomers last gasp to really fuck EVERYTHING up once and for all.
- Comment on Microsoft's latest Windows 11 24H2 update breaks SSDs/HDDs, may corrupt data 5 weeks ago:
But it gives the religious cult a chance to knock on your door and ask if you’ve heard of their lord and saviour, Linus.
- Comment on Debatable 5 weeks ago:
He’s actually doing some really new and interesting things. Probably none of it is going to catch on as a look, but it’s unique.
Also, a lot of the cuts look interesting because of how he shaves it. A week or two after the cut and it will lose the effect - another reason why none of these will trend.
- Comment on It would get old fast 1 month ago:
I’m fine with this considering my house is not in the picture.
- Comment on heaven 1 month ago:
…and eating lobster
- Comment on heaven 1 month ago:
some form of providence intervened
Providence?!?! Rhode Island ?!?!?
- Comment on heaven 1 month ago:
Not excited about getting my impacted wisdom teeth back. I’m starting to think God’s a bit of a dick.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 1 month ago:
“I don’t want to work. I want to live in the woods and grow my own food and get back to nature.” - City Hippie
- Comment on Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account 2 months ago:
Because I know what I post there. I don’t know exactly what was said because it was from days ago and I posted quite a bit in the comments. they of course won’t tell you what the comment was because they deleted it.
I think all of my anti-Musk posts were basically saying he was a douche or a dickhead in so many words. I’m sure it got reported, some basement knob mod banned me because they want to be Musk, and that’s the end of that.
If me and my posts (both comments and original posts) are what they’re selling, and I can’t express my opinion about someone, then the place isn’t worth my time. Reddit can go the bots and repost karma whores for all I care.
- Comment on Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account 2 months ago:
Not OP, but the story is the same. Personally I said something bad about Elon. I don’t remember what but it didn’t break their rules.
The problem is they delete the “offending comment” and don’t tell you what it was and don’t give you a chance to argue your case. I got banned from a subredit once just by posting some lyrics to a song from Nightmare Before Christmas (Kidnap the Santy Claus). There is no point trying to make sense of it. Websites all die eventually and others take their place.
It’s Reddit’s time.
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 2 months ago:
I always ask AI Jill if she wants to fuck.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 2 months ago:
I was angrily wishing I could preheat the oven while I was on my way home from work. That’s when I realized the reason for a WiFi oven.
Maybe a better oven is better than wifi. It only takes my oven a few minutes to get up to temp.
I come home, turn it on, fiddle with “getting home shit”, and by the time I’m done it’s ready to go. No wifi needed.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 2 months ago:
That’s a pretty basic program with simple software needs.
If the programming is such shit there is a chance they need connectivity to update it or patch the code once it’s gone into production, it might be best to look into another product.
- Comment on Happy No-more-USA Day 2 months ago:
They’re wimpy birds and eat dead shit like vultures. I hate bald eagles.
- Comment on Grok got a Nazi patch 2 months ago:
Q: Did the holocaust happen?
Grok Answer: Yes, the Holocaust happened. From 1933 to 1945, Nazi Germany systematically persecuted and murdered approximately six million Jews, along with millions of others including Romani people, disabled individuals, political dissidents, and homosexuals. This genocide was carried out through concentration camps, gas chambers, mass shootings, and other atrocities. Extensive historical evidence—including survivor testimonies, Nazi documentation, photographs, and physical remnants like concentration camp sites—confirms the scale and horror of these events. Denying or minimizing the Holocaust contradicts well-established facts and is often rooted in anti-Semitic propaganda.
- Comment on They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana 2 months ago:
Code Monkey very simple man
- Comment on Such a welcoming community 2 months ago:
Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.
- Comment on Perpetual motion eludes us again. 2 months ago:
Not with that attitude they won’t.
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 2 months ago:
I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.
She said “What is this for?”
I said “It’s a replacement for my you-know-what.”
She said “Oh, ok. I think I get it.”
I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.
- Comment on Oh to go back... 2 months ago:
I recently re-watched The Net. There are some pretty silly things in there.
One of my favourites was Sandra on the beach, in mid day tropical sunshine, using one of those old 1994 laptop screens. Riiiiiiight.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 2 months ago:
It would be fun to make Trump work a job for 90 days. Nothing major. Maybe answering phones for a help line.
9 to 5 desk job.
Monday through Friday.
If he misses a day he has to “find a new job” and start over.
The dude would fucking CRACK like he was being waterboarded!
- Comment on That's me 2 months ago:
I don’t have time in my life to have to deal with legal bullshit that isn’t my fault. I’ll just avoid the situation entirely.
Self checkout is a liability.
- Comment on That's me 2 months ago:
you’re simply punishing that kid for no reason.
IT’S HIS JOB!
Since when is doing the job you were hired for considered punishment? I’ve worked in a retail environment when I was younger. I always enjoyed being tagged to collect carts. I got to go outside and shuffle around the lot.
And of course it hurts the bottom line. If people start leaving their carts around more, they have to pay someone to collect them. If everyone puts carts in the cart return, they collect from there. If carts are all over the lot, it will take 2 or 3 times longer.
- Comment on That's me 3 months ago:
I don’t use those self checkout machines because they’re a serious liability to me. If I fuck up and miss scanning something, then I get a shoplifting charge. Best case, they realize it was a simple mistake a trespass me indefinitely for it.
Fuck you. Ring up the items for me.
I also now have a new policy. If they have more self checkout open than regular checkout, I leave my cart in the parking lot NOT in the buggy corral.
There used to be sort of an unspoken honour system that if they didn’t have to pay a kid to collect carts, prices would stay down. Now they’re reducing their labour AND bumping prices to increase profits.
Fuck you. Collect your own cart.
- Comment on what is north? 3 months ago:
I see you’ve bought into the globey lie of a round earth.
- Comment on Infinite glitch 3 months ago:
Or some artists were dropped by their label for no good reason and years later the artist has to pay the label royalties for playing their own songs.
- Comment on Amazing. 3 months ago:
I finally have a use for one of those empty houses in Sanctuary. I’m going to try and fill it.
Thank you random internet human.
- Comment on "Avatar: The Way of Water" returns to theaters on October 3 3 months ago:
I’ll agree with you on the first one. My friend wanted to see it and we saw it in 3D - which I usually avoid. I was blown away by the visuals and actually saw it a second time in theatre about a week later with someone else. I kind of didn’t even pay much attention to the plot and dialogue. I just wanted the visuals.
It wasn’t until I saw it a third time at home without the visuals that I realized just how stupid the movie was.
- Comment on Comfy cozy 3 months ago:
This is your defence? LOL
Only 29.8% of Americans cared enough to stop a known criminal with an authoritarian bent become the last president you’ll ever have?
31% wanted it,
1.1% voted for someone they knew wouldn’t win.
38.1% don’t give a shit what happens. Possibly these people were purged from voter rolls and had their vote stolen. But knowing Americans, I’d happen to guess that percent is well below .5% of the non-voter segment.
Pathetic.
- Comment on ‘Avengers’ Delayed: Marvel Pushes ‘Doomsday’ and ‘Secret Wars’ to December 2026 and 2027 3 months ago:
Are people still going to these drab formulaic movies?