KingPorkChop

@KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting bathroom design⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a house that the previous owners had installed a lower level washroom, sink, and shower. Shit went in a tank, pump moved it up about 12 feet to city sewage.

  I’m sure it was fine but I never used the toilet because I didn’t want to deal with it failing. We did use the shower and sink though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Demon slayer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Less than 20

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Demon slayer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure I have demon in me. Where do I apply?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femality is stored in the nipples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the vast majority of prude Jesus Americans. In more advanced societies and cities it’s a different story.

  For instance, it’s perfectly legal for females to walk around topless in Vancouver BC. Seattle and Vancouver both have public beaches where clothing is optional. The only people that care are religious weirdos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Shaved or well trimmed avoids a mouthful of pubes.

  Feel free to grow it into a 1970s afro, but I’m not putting my face down there and weed wacking your untamed garden to the promised land.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femality is stored in the nipples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the trans woman that took her top off at the White House under Biden and MAGA lost their minds.

  They don’t recognize her gender as a woman so those should just be man boobs and not a big deal, but they lost their fucking shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple that makes eunuchs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself - he says in a comically high voice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want either. For me, superhero stuff is tried and boring. How about some new ideas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

  Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think its called a gaggle of decimals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand credit scores⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do Americans tolerate this?

  Brainwashing. Americans don’t realize they live in a Dystopian shithole where, since the 80s, the rules are made by the rich to keep the common person down.

  We’re coming to the end game of this now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age check⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope Trump is the last Boomer President.

  It’s like the boomers last gasp to really fuck EVERYTHING up once and for all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's latest Windows 11 24H2 update breaks SSDs/HDDs, may corrupt data⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But it gives the religious cult a chance to knock on your door and ask if you’ve heard of their lord and saviour, Linus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Debatable⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s actually doing some really new and interesting things. Probably none of it is going to catch on as a look, but it’s unique.

  Also, a lot of the cuts look interesting because of how he shaves it. A week or two after the cut and it will lose the effect - another reason why none of these will trend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would get old fast⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with this considering my house is not in the picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …and eating lobster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  some form of providence intervened

  Providence?!?! Rhode Island ?!?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not excited about getting my impacted wisdom teeth back. I’m starting to think God’s a bit of a dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I don’t want to work. I want to live in the woods and grow my own food and get back to nature.” - City Hippie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I know what I post there. I don’t know exactly what was said because it was from days ago and I posted quite a bit in the comments. they of course won’t tell you what the comment was because they deleted it.

  I think all of my anti-Musk posts were basically saying he was a douche or a dickhead in so many words. I’m sure it got reported, some basement knob mod banned me because they want to be Musk, and that’s the end of that.

  If me and my posts (both comments and original posts) are what they’re selling, and I can’t express my opinion about someone, then the place isn’t worth my time. Reddit can go the bots and repost karma whores for all I care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not OP, but the story is the same. Personally I said something bad about Elon. I don’t remember what but it didn’t break their rules.

  The problem is they delete the “offending comment” and don’t tell you what it was and don’t give you a chance to argue your case. I got banned from a subredit once just by posting some lyrics to a song from Nightmare Before Christmas (Kidnap the Santy Claus). There is no point trying to make sense of it. Websites all die eventually and others take their place.

  It’s Reddit’s time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does some online shopping⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always ask AI Jill if she wants to fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was angrily wishing I could preheat the oven while I was on my way home from work. That’s when I realized the reason for a WiFi oven.

  Maybe a better oven is better than wifi. It only takes my oven a few minutes to get up to temp.

  I come home, turn it on, fiddle with “getting home shit”, and by the time I’m done it’s ready to go. No wifi needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a pretty basic program with simple software needs.

  If the programming is such shit there is a chance they need connectivity to update it or patch the code once it’s gone into production, it might be best to look into another product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy No-more-USA Day⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re wimpy birds and eat dead shit like vultures. I hate bald eagles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok got a Nazi patch⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Q: Did the holocaust happen?

  Grok Answer: Yes, the Holocaust happened. From 1933 to 1945, Nazi Germany systematically persecuted and murdered approximately six million Jews, along with millions of others including Romani people, disabled individuals, political dissidents, and homosexuals. This genocide was carried out through concentration camps, gas chambers, mass shootings, and other atrocities. Extensive historical evidence—including survivor testimonies, Nazi documentation, photographs, and physical remnants like concentration camp sites—confirms the scale and horror of these events. Denying or minimizing the Holocaust contradicts well-established facts and is often rooted in anti-Semitic propaganda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Code Monkey very simple man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a welcoming community⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perpetual motion eludes us again.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Not with that attitude they won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.

  She said “What is this for?”

  I said “It’s a replacement for my you-know-what.”

  She said “Oh, ok. I think I get it.”

  I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.