Apple that makes eunuchs

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• Jo4ted@lemmy.zip ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Any other transfems want to join me in going on an adventure to find these?

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  [several transfems are typing…]

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mm…mmmrrroow 🥺

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My sister would love these.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Omg that’s horrible…

  Where can one find one?

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• Beth@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can it do tops too?

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• EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.

  What if I just have a nibble?

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I remember Snow White a little differently from this

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not sure you really want that. As a horny teen I wanked myself dry a few times and it is painful.

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    • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, I’m positive I want that.

      I think as a teen we all went a little too hard with our equipment once or twice lmao

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, thanks. I hate sweet apples. Give them to us sour and crunchy.

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• atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No negatives you say?

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Free orchidectomy and penectomy? Where are these apples found? Asking for a friend

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An apple a day keeps the doctor away…because now the doctor is too depressed to go to work and be a doctor…

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• bacon_pdp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How could one fund an orchard to provide these for free to transfem women?

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• Chef@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow, I’d love to try…

  holdup

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• androidul@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it’s black because it grew from an oil spill

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  • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For those curious, this apple does exist (though it’s more of a very dark purple) and it grows at high altitude in Tibet. The altitude gave it its colour.

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And its effect on one’s delicate bits?

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