mech

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta Catch 'Em All⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how someone with literally no knowledge of pharmaceuticals could ace this if they are pokemon players.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's job has perks⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Arnazon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come hypothetically if I make meth in my home. Knowing full well it could explode and take out my neighbors houses, why am I not charged with attempted murder?⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Because you didn’t attempt to murder someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural progression⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if at some point their sales numbers drop suddenly, and the marketing research team finds out the new phone triggers tryptophobia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Industrial Strength Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I buy dead peoples’ butt casts?
  Asking for a friend. In Minecraft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it unusual if I am a woman but I do not smell "fishy" down there?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You were told wrong. A fishy smell is not normal.
  Not trying to mansplain vaginas here, but I’ve probably smelled more of them than most straight women.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this colour?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The “darker yellow” in Windows 3.11

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, Common Ground...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can only afford Amazon’s Choice Jiekeshidd Best Hi Qaulity American Car Raise Excrement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The show I was watching went from "Free" to "Paid" *while I was watching it*⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The wind is calling you out to sea, matey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are a guy living with a woman you know THIS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who decides what the default state is, though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you really want to impress them with your first performance you really need to control yourself for at least 3 days before showtime⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Later that night:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd buy it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure he’d be much more offended if you called him disabled than about this joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍺 🍻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I simplified it a bit cause I didn’t want to open a can of dinosaurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍺 🍻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re separate biological classes.
  So they’re about as far apart as you are from a reptile, bird or fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍺 🍻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Insects have 6 legs, spiders have 8.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are a guy living with a woman you know THIS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I put it up cause I want it up.
  You put it down cause you want it down.
  Why should I have to put it up **and ** down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish I was her⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I was trying to gather US trade secrets, I’d have a few spies on payroll just hanging around airport bars listening in on phone calls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bow your heads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …so, what would be a good starting point for someone wanting to get into the genre?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone in tech confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s different types of people in tech.
  Some of my colleagues have elaborate home labs built from hardware discarded at work, and when there’s kitty litter on the floor, their cleaning robot sends an email to the fridge to buy a new pack.
  I have 1 PC running Slackware, a vegetable garden, and I’ve actually considered buying a goat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone in tech confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please try to find where you read that, cause that sounds ridiculous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any games I missed in the last 21 months?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Skyrim was re-released again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that it’s to avoid internal competition.
  A Chinese company manufactures a product (or parts of it) for a Western brand with high quality control standards.
  Half the production output meets the standard and is sold under the Western brand name for a higher price.
  The other half is sold much cheaper, with a brand name that sounds unappealing to Western customers but can still be sold to Asian markets or people who don’t care and only look at the price.
  So the name sounds bad on purpose to steer buyers who care about that towards the more expensive brand with a higher profit margin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a streamer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when that happens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet that van often happens to be parked right around the corner when a building catches fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  its insurers are fully engaged in the process

  I am now imagining an insurance office where suddenly an alarm goes off:
  The lights turn red, a siren howls, and everyone jumps up from their seats and runs to a garage where black vans are wating with the engines running.
  They drive to the beach and frantically start picking up bananas, in a race against time and decomposition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't mind me, just enjoying a perfect Wednesday evening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry sis, all I can offer is Intel integrated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Countries/Cities without Walmart's/Giant super centers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, Walmart’s “corporate culture” violated German labor laws. And they couldn’t compete with the German chains who were already established either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is fossil fuel still used?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried to parse what you wrote, but I honestly can’t make any sense of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't mind me, just enjoying a perfect Wednesday evening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It also cost more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't mind me, just enjoying a perfect Wednesday evening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She graciously accepts your adoration.