Stay chill, no matter what

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• Archimedes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I heard they have to smoke the whole thing or they are denied schooling.

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• BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For those that are curious, it is a cone full of candies and treats

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    WTF, mine only had school supplies. I feel robbed 30 years ago.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    edibles

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    • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well done

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  • Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    not only candies. Often there are also shool supplies and gifts (i got an ugly puppet)

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How does the puppet feel when you call it that?

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    • craftrabbit@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wow congrats

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    • unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      shool supplies and gifts

      We don’t have that tradition so I get chills at the month of hyperactivity and bad teeth I can imagine. Especially if that cone is 100% candy.

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  • Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thinking back, trading that cone for 12+ years of a joy in life was a bad deal. It’s a trap.

    Hey you wanna those candies? Just gotta go into that building and sit still for 8 hours just to sit still at home for some more.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And candy isn’t broccoli, either.

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    • flyingSock@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      greta reference and also very true

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wow who’s eating all that? It’s a huge amount.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s like a fifth of what we caught every year during carnival parades

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s even the same word in German.
  They’re called Schultüte.
  Schule = school
  Tüte = joint

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Die heißen Zuckertüten. Verflucht seist du und deine geringfügig unterschiedlichen regionalen Ausdrücke.

    This West German freak doesn’t know that they’re called “sugar joints”.

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    • jafra@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In welcher Region in D werden die Schultüten denn Zuckertüten genannt? Klingt nach einem Marketingerfolg von Südzucker…

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    • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dear Zonengabi, your words are simply wrong and insult our western ears, please stop. Thanks for understanding.

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    • Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Right?

      It’s also super important to make sure people get the fact that they aren’t just one but two drugs!

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  • schmorpel@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ersma ne Tüte bauen = chill

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Most of them don’t look too happy about this.

  But those German cone joints were always funny to me. They would mix hash with tobacco, and sometimes even use a little filter.

  Where I’m from, we just rolled joints like cigarettes, and with actual weed.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I got my first Ninja Turtle (Leonardo) from mine. Can’t remember what else was in there.

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, the Schultüte

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• Miller@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is of course a joke, it is actually the under ten Fickmühlen icing piping championships.

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• raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wonder how long a full load would last them…

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