It’s even the same word in German.
They’re called Schultüte.
Schule = school
Tüte = joint
Stay chill, no matter what
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mech@feddit.org 2 months ago
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Die heißen Zuckertüten. Verflucht seist du und deine geringfügig unterschiedlichen regionalen Ausdrücke.
This West German freak doesn’t know that they’re called “sugar joints”.
jafra@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
In welcher Region in D werden die Schultüten denn Zuckertüten genannt? Klingt nach einem Marketingerfolg von Südzucker…
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dear Zonengabi, your words are simply wrong and insult our western ears, please stop. Thanks for understanding.
Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Right?
It’s also super important to make sure people get the fact that they aren’t just one but two drugs!
Robbsen1@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Huh? I am wrong the eastern part of Germany but we still call Thema Schultüte
schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Ersma ne Tüte bauen = chill
Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I heard they have to smoke the whole thing or they are denied schooling.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Most of them don’t look too happy about this.
But those German cone joints were always funny to me. They would mix hash with tobacco, and sometimes even use a little filter.
Where I’m from, we just rolled joints like cigarettes, and with actual weed.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Spliffs (weed+tobacco in a joint) is pretty standard in Europe from what I understand.
However, “cones” like that shape aren’t only used for spliffs, people roll normal joints with them too
daw@feddit.org 2 months ago
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 months ago
Yeah, the Schultüte
JFLennson@feddit.org 2 months ago
Die knallte damals noch.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 months ago
Ja, da würde sie auch noch liebevoll als “Knalltüte” bezeichnet
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
receiving toys and candy in the mix makes “here’s your notebook and pen, get to work” a bit less sad
Miller@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is of course a joke, it is actually the under ten Fickmühlen icing piping championships.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
I got my first Ninja Turtle (Leonardo) from mine. Can’t remember what else was in there.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
is it meiner or meinen or am i thinking too hard about tense?
knolord@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“meine”, because the plural follows the feminine :)
And you are thinking about cases, since it’s a noun.
forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Slightly higher resolution: i0.wp.com/…/Frauendorf_0012_komp.jpg
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Must be a nice school. The Schultüte I’ve seen are usually smaller.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s pretty awesome they get that. In America we make the kids bring everything themselves to school and pay for it all on their own. Not even a mention of toys or candy lol
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah no those things are not paid by the schools. The parents pay for this.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh! That makes way more sense then haha.
HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 2 months ago
To be fair, I never hear about american kids until they get shot, so I dunno what kinda traditions they have.
raman_klogius@ani.social 2 months ago
I wonder how long a full load would last them…
blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
yooo i learned abt this in german class like 2 years ago
BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
For those that are curious, it is a cone full of candies and treats
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
edibles
BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Well done
Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 2 months ago
not only candies. Often there are also shool supplies and gifts (i got an ugly puppet)
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Wow congrats
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
How does the puppet feel when you call it that?
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
We don’t have that tradition so I get chills at the month of hyperactivity and bad teeth I can imagine. Especially if that cone is 100% candy.
BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
We just gave our kids candies but the cone was like 8 inch long max.
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Thinking back, trading that cone for 12+ years of a joy in life was a bad deal. It’s a trap.
Hey you wanna those candies? Just gotta go into that building and sit still for 8 hours just to sit still at home for some more.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 months ago
And candy isn’t broccoli, either.
flyingSock@feddit.org 2 months ago
greta reference and also very true
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
WTF, mine only had school supplies. I feel robbed 30 years ago.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wow who’s eating all that? It’s a huge amount.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
That’s like a fifth of what we caught every year during carnival parades
BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
When my kids went it was a small cone of loose candies. And addition of DoubleSalt Licorice in the old days.
Somebody mentioned there are now toys or other packaged items inside. And a lot of empty space due to she ahrink - flation. Large cone, less stuff.