Archimedes

@Archimedes@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process?⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  For science!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Llaneli man reached 140mph to 'get to gym after argument' and hit taxi⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised Max Dangerfield was only doing 140

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Team Car!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, it’s almost as if we need a third thing. A sort of, road for bicycles (or long, skinny concentration camp, if you prefer) which is suited to bicycling without getting in the way. Get those bloody cyclists off our roads and footpaths, those are for us!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pauline Hanson still doesn't like Mardi Gras, says sexuality should be 'behind closed doors'⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The standard position of the utterly unfuckable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must have an internet connected smartphone to eat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a failed restaurant to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to watch less youtube on my tv?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m frankly amazed you haven’t simply died of neglect yet if you can’t even find the gumption to put a disc in the console and press a button.

  I actually think you should consider a full detox. Like move to a Greek island and work at a boat rental for a summer, living in a van or something. Learn how to just be a person again and engage with your physical reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to watch less youtube on my tv?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Constructive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emergency Alert About Wildfires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why didn't Luigi ManGioni go to trial? Why not get a better deal knowing the prosecution would have to pony up some serious plea bargain?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The murder was a political statement. Getting away was never the intention.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to deal with people who obtusely miss your point on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stick to memes and shitposting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emergency Alert About Wildfires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What could go wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emergency Alert About Wildfires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What practical things would you have them do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emergency Alert About Wildfires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s on them🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groyper Def Noodles physically attacks an brown Christian after losing a debate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the most Christian thing I’ve ever seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dodo Had Surprisingly Keen Sense of Smell and Owl-Like Vision, New Study Reveals | Sci.News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet they neither saw nor smelled it coming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When y'all gonna learn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably got called up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When y'all gonna learn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I blocked ml just this morning after such an exchange. It’s noticeable immediately 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Democracy manifest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when you fart and the smell hits different⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the salvia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To each their own⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s good to know that Camus likely killed himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What stratgies do you have for dealing with people who "live in your head rent free"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no “other” living in your head, it’s all you. Understanding why this is happening to you is understanding you.

  All knowledge is self knowledge. If you can understand why this bothers you so much, you can understand how to let it go.

  You gotta examine you, self therapy. Or actual therapy if you struggle with honesty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They unholy love child of Ronald Reagan and Alec Baldwin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Attach a kazzoo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is there any language that doesn't have four basic directions?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rimwards, hubwards, spinwards, widershins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When do we riot?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  UBI will be used to control us. It sounds good, but it won’t be. As evidence I would like to point to everything humans have ever done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon thought it would be a good idea to not include subtitles in a film made entirely with sign language.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One masquerading as the other

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modern classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t smoke a pipe in my tweeds here! It would look ridiculous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Couch Diablo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas remasters are officially in the works⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could play starfield

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a real trip on acid like? Is there any comparisons in movies? I took 3 tabs once and it just turned the world literally black white and gray. Did I miss something like the euphoria or whatever⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  3 tabs will put you in the swirling, raw chaos of the unintelligible universe. Face of God stuff.