zakobjoa
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 3 hours ago:
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 1 day ago:
Yeah, that’ll help elderly people with mobility issues — hucking another 5 kg of metal, motors and batteries around.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 2 days ago:
Ask Heinz – there’s sugar in the tomato sauce.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 2 days ago:
My sibling in Christ — half of these, and others. Sometimes you want English breakfast beans. You buy Heinz and they’re sweet, but okay. You grab the sugar-free ones by accident and they’re artificially sweetened and a crime.
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 2 days ago:
Marie Curie three times and Imma sit real close to her so I can check out early and miss a whole lot of what’s currently going on.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 2 days ago:
I bought the sugar free ones on accident. Didn’t even know those existed. And they shouldn’t.
- Comment on How long before the GOP tries to get the 23andMe data? 4 days ago:
Why would they? For that their ideology would have to adhere to some sort of logic. It doesn’t. They decide who is a good American and who’s bad and gets deported/disappeared.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Having any delivery person enter my flat would be a declaration of war.
- Comment on I genuinely can't wait for Mobile Linux to become a thing 4 days ago:
This one right here, officer! They did it!
- Comment on It slaps tho 5 days ago:
You got relish, you’re living well.
- Comment on How would one exit a black hole? 1 week ago:
Through the gift shop.
- Comment on Parallel Empires 1 week ago:
Yes!
- Comment on Parallel Empires 1 week ago:
I cannot remember the model, but I had a notebook once that was flatter than an RJ45 but had sort of a fold-out one. It sat flush with the case and when you pushed it, it popped out and opened slightly. Didn’t seem too flimsy, but surely less sturdy than one entirely encased.
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah, these things are deathtraps.
- Comment on anon describes conservatives 2 weeks ago:
Tja.
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 2 weeks ago:
Cheap and sour?
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 2 weeks ago:
Fantastic.
- Comment on A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.” 3 weeks ago:
Officer Earl Money
- Comment on Did you ever use your Toe to turn one of these on or off? 3 weeks ago:
No, just for turbo button.
- Comment on Not sure about this one 3 weeks ago:
Hey.
Hey.
It’s a shitpost.
- Comment on paid subscription 3 weeks ago:
“How are you feeling today?”
“S̸̤̰̳̘̳̮͆̓̀l̸̨̹̠̫̣̭̤̓̍̀ͅe̵̱͎̪͗̈ĕ̴̫͕̓͒̇̄́͂̚͝p̴̡͇̟̯͈̲͗̈́̀͋͆̈́̕̚͝͝.̷͎͈̻̚͝”
- Comment on You know you want it 4 weeks ago:
I genuinely don’t know wether to admire you or feel concerned.
- Comment on They even got their own island 4 weeks ago:
When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.
- Comment on Poor guy 😭 4 weeks ago:
Have you heard the phrase “preaching to the choir”?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Scalpel…
Suction…
Fry…
- Comment on Build your smile 1 month ago:
Slop
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
*cheese fries
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.
- Comment on Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong 1 month ago:
monke
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I know that’s their whole shtick. It’s so bad. Everyone has heavy metals in them, of course.
Man I hate that people like that guy have kids who have no say in their treatment.
