zakobjoa
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world
- Comment on Plenty! 💪🏼 1 week ago:
Cucumba, cucumba Vitamins, minerals very high number Silica, hair and nails get longer Other vitamins make your bones dem stronger Anti-wrinkle make you look younger 95 percent water, kidney cleanser, great hydrator Detox, fibre, good regulator Give your body good things, don't be a traitor Get the cucumber, cut it inna slice Put it inna jug of water overnight You know what you get for a fraction of the price? Energy drink full of electrolytes Raw inna salad is one of the use Or as a base for your vegetable juice Another surprise, put a slice on your eyes Take away the dryness, revitalise Oh, yes, one thing I have left Cucumber can also help with bad breath Wash away the bacteria that cause the odour Cucumber water instead of soda
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I was curious.
I should be less curious.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 1 week ago:
What if you’re just eating some avocado?
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 1 week ago:
That would explain some things.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 1 week ago:
Kiwi with the edible bowl.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 weeks ago:
I do peel them when I want to slice them very cleanly, but I quarter them first. If they’re ripe you can peel the skin in one go.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 weeks ago:
Next cultural thing: we don’t have a microwave.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 weeks ago:
Slices of bread that are see through on one end and could support a multi storey building on the other.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 weeks ago:
I think scooping it out with a butter knife might be a cultural thing, especially when the avocado is not super ripe.
And the butter was probably for a different sandwich.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 weeks ago:
My lawyers are advising me not to comment.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 weeks ago:
There’s certainly commonalities, yes.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 weeks ago:
No. They have a partner who will eat literal trash to avoid food waste, and they know it.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world | 57 comments
- Comment on EU be like: 2 weeks ago:
Max Gustafson maxbe?
- Comment on "I'm in favor of a law that requires all telemarketers to wear shock collars that can be activated by pressing the pound (#) key." 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah, pound (#) me harder.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 2 weeks ago:
Unfortunately not, no.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on We found their kryptonite! 4 weeks ago:
I respect the omission of /s and that you’re taking this firing squad of down votes like a champ.
- Comment on Stay chill, no matter what 4 weeks ago:
Da, wo Schmalzgebäck Pfannkuchen und Plinsen Eierkuchen heißen.
- Comment on Stay chill, no matter what 4 weeks ago:
Die heißen Zuckertüten. Verflucht seist du und deine geringfügig unterschiedlichen regionalen Ausdrücke.
This West German freak doesn’t know that they’re called “sugar joints”.
- Comment on is it spelled "grey" or "gray"? 5 weeks ago:
What?! It’s exactly the opposite, obviously!
- Comment on Scary indeed. 1 month ago:
That usually doesn’t include multiplayer and I don’t think a majority know how to do that (safely).
- Comment on Scary indeed. 1 month ago:
Many people are on a budget. And with GTA probably being priced at 80+ dollar/Euro, it becomes an either/or thing.
- Comment on Misaligned cabinet in apple wwdc 1 month ago:
Wheelchair
- Comment on Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data 1 month ago:
Well.
A lot of the poor people are going to die and certainly almost none of the ones responsible.
We can still change.
Can. Won’t – but can.
- Comment on drones ruin all the fun for US 1 month ago:
You can do this without resorting to slop.
- Comment on Can travel anywhere in late June, not sure where. Anecdotes/advice? 2 months ago:
If you’re worried about stability in Costa Rica, man do I have news for you about Cuba.
- Comment on feeling god's wrath 2 months ago:
At some point you’re just shining your light through his wall.
- Comment on RIP in peace 2 months ago:
Popped collar on a suit jacket.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
womp womp
