zakobjoa
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world
- Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati 7 hours ago:
I am a Customer Service Hotline Worker. How can you help me achieve my dreams.
- Comment on Fictional 1 day ago:
I understand nothing I’ve just read but I’m glad you science folk have fun and funding.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
This sounds like a bit. Seriously, how do you hit every culture war talking point but make it about mayonnaise? No one has strong feelings about mayonnaise, Sandy. Only you.
- Comment on They need to bring you in to feel their power over you 4 days ago:
Insane.
- Comment on They need to bring you in to feel their power over you 4 days ago:
We were fully remote during the height of the pandemic. Right now we’re on a 3 days a week in office plan, except if you live further than 50km or 1h away. Some also have a grandfathered agreement. Then it’s a single day per week, where we discuss things as a team and grab lunch after. I think it’s nice to occasionally meet your colleagues, especially if you all work very closely together. Doesn’t even have to be once a week.
- Comment on i felt this one 4 days ago:
German Wikipedia has an article on bassface.
- Comment on Fucking math... 1 week ago:
That’s exactly why we have safety coefficients.
- Comment on Real Sleep 1 week ago:
Was?
- Comment on Real Sleep 1 week ago:
Don’t get me started on Russia. Going so far as to move the native population to Siberia to move in white Russians.
- Comment on Fucking idiots 1 week ago:
Please don’t tell me you took that seriously.
- Comment on Fucking idiots 1 week ago:
Aerospike?
- Comment on Fucking idiots 1 week ago:
But a “moon landing” doesn’t exist either.
- Comment on Fucking idiots 1 week ago:
Counterpoint: SSTOs
- Comment on Bargain 1 week ago:
As sweet as a can of beans.
- Comment on My detective side tells me this was time well spent 1 week ago:
So you leave someone completely innocent and defenseless in the care of a cop and he kills them?
I’m not surprised.
- Comment on They have a right to feel smug 3 weeks ago:
Then it can climb out because it is a spider.
- Comment on They have a right to feel smug 3 weeks ago:
It opens to the inside.
- Comment on Remember the past 3 weeks ago:
Damn you’re right.
- Comment on You are entitled to nothing. Enjoy what you have 3 weeks ago:
SLOOOOOOOOP
- Comment on Remember the past 3 weeks ago:
tom_hanks_aging_facemorph.jpg
- Comment on Why do people say "as sweet as canned beans"? 3 weeks ago:
I think that might be it.
Bone apple tea.
- Comment on Anon achieves new heights 3 weeks ago:
Samesies. Built my own kitchen on stilts. Perfect height for me and a bane to all dwarves.
- Comment on We just need to label every port 4 weeks ago:
MacroUSB
- Comment on Uh oh lol 5 weeks ago:
Well, if they collide (and merge), they’ll also fling a lot of stars into the void, but we aren’t too sure anymore that’s actually gonna happen. NASA explains why (YT, 2:30min).
- Comment on Has this happened to you? 5 weeks ago:
No, we have fairly good labor laws in Germany. There aren’t that many reasons why you could fire an employee legally – economic situation of the company being one – and I think they knew that argument was debatable. I think they just wanted to be on the safe side legally, and more importantly, they wanted to intimidate to dissuade people from suing for wrongful termination.
- Comment on Has this happened to you? 5 weeks ago:
Do you mean she got caught stealing? No. Just stupid startup bosses having to fire half their staff because they had to fly Europe to New York like every two weeks and buy new macbooks when they left theirs at the airport, among other things.
- Comment on Has this happened to you? 5 weeks ago:
Happened to my partner, she worked from home 4 out of 5 days a week.
The company also had a lawyer there. All her accounts were locked by the end of the call, so she couldn’t exchange contacts with colleagues she liked. They sent a box and shipping label for her notebook, but never mentioned the two 27" Dell monitors and the height adjustable table.
Sucked at the time, but the gear they left us is pretty nice.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Little Pea Shooters 1 month ago:
Long Mission Fling Assisted Operation
- Comment on Llama 1 month ago:
Whatever it is, it’s gonna be a crab soon.
- Comment on Dance 1 month ago:
Font mixing – not even once.