zakobjoa
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world
- Comment on They have a right to feel smug 33 minutes ago:
Then it can climb out because it is a spider.
- Comment on They have a right to feel smug 42 minutes ago:
It opens to the inside.
- Comment on Remember the past 2 days ago:
Damn you’re right.
- Comment on You are entitled to nothing. Enjoy what you have 2 days ago:
SLOOOOOOOOP
- Comment on Remember the past 2 days ago:
tom_hanks_aging_facemorph.jpg
- Comment on Why do people say "as sweet as canned beans"? 3 days ago:
I think that might be it.
Bone apple tea.
- Comment on Anon achieves new heights 3 days ago:
Samesies. Built my own kitchen on stilts. Perfect height for me and a bane to all dwarves.
- Comment on We just need to label every port 1 week ago:
MacroUSB
- Comment on Uh oh lol 2 weeks ago:
Well, if they collide (and merge), they’ll also fling a lot of stars into the void, but we aren’t too sure anymore that’s actually gonna happen. NASA explains why (YT, 2:30min).
- Comment on Has this happened to you? 2 weeks ago:
No, we have fairly good labor laws in Germany. There aren’t that many reasons why you could fire an employee legally – economic situation of the company being one – and I think they knew that argument was debatable. I think they just wanted to be on the safe side legally, and more importantly, they wanted to intimidate to dissuade people from suing for wrongful termination.
- Comment on Has this happened to you? 2 weeks ago:
Do you mean she got caught stealing? No. Just stupid startup bosses having to fire half their staff because they had to fly Europe to New York like every two weeks and buy new macbooks when they left theirs at the airport, among other things.
- Comment on Has this happened to you? 2 weeks ago:
Happened to my partner, she worked from home 4 out of 5 days a week.
The company also had a lawyer there. All her accounts were locked by the end of the call, so she couldn’t exchange contacts with colleagues she liked. They sent a box and shipping label for her notebook, but never mentioned the two 27" Dell monitors and the height adjustable table.
Sucked at the time, but the gear they left us is pretty nice.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Little Pea Shooters 5 weeks ago:
Long Mission Fling Assisted Operation
- Comment on Llama 5 weeks ago:
Whatever it is, it’s gonna be a crab soon.
- Comment on Dance 5 weeks ago:
Font mixing – not even once.
- Comment on What does this mean? 5 weeks ago:
Praise be, for He is coming.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 5 weeks ago:
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 1 month ago:
Yeah, that’ll help elderly people with mobility issues — hucking another 5 kg of metal, motors and batteries around.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 1 month ago:
Ask Heinz – there’s sugar in the tomato sauce.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 1 month ago:
My sibling in Christ — half of these, and others. Sometimes you want English breakfast beans. You buy Heinz and they’re sweet, but okay. You grab the sugar-free ones by accident and they’re artificially sweetened and a crime.
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 1 month ago:
Marie Curie three times and Imma sit real close to her so I can check out early and miss a whole lot of what’s currently going on.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 1 month ago:
I bought the sugar free ones on accident. Didn’t even know those existed. And they shouldn’t.
- Comment on How long before the GOP tries to get the 23andMe data? 1 month ago:
Why would they? For that their ideology would have to adhere to some sort of logic. It doesn’t. They decide who is a good American and who’s bad and gets deported/disappeared.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Having any delivery person enter my flat would be a declaration of war.
- Comment on I genuinely can't wait for Mobile Linux to become a thing 1 month ago:
This one right here, officer! They did it!
- Comment on It slaps tho 1 month ago:
You got relish, you’re living well.
- Comment on How would one exit a black hole? 1 month ago:
Through the gift shop.
- Comment on Parallel Empires 1 month ago:
Yes!
- Comment on Parallel Empires 1 month ago:
I cannot remember the model, but I had a notebook once that was flatter than an RJ45 but had sort of a fold-out one. It sat flush with the case and when you pushed it, it popped out and opened slightly. Didn’t seem too flimsy, but surely less sturdy than one entirely encased.
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 1 month ago:
Oh yeah, these things are deathtraps.