zakobjoa
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 7 hours ago:
Cheap and sour?
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 7 hours ago:
Fantastic.
- Comment on A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.” 2 days ago:
Officer Earl Money
- Comment on Did you ever use your Toe to turn one of these on or off? 2 days ago:
No, just for turbo button.
- Comment on Not sure about this one 2 days ago:
Hey.
Hey.
It’s a shitpost.
- Comment on paid subscription 2 days ago:
“How are you feeling today?”
“S̸̤̰̳̘̳̮͆̓̀l̸̨̹̠̫̣̭̤̓̍̀ͅe̵̱͎̪͗̈ĕ̴̫͕̓͒̇̄́͂̚͝p̴̡͇̟̯͈̲͗̈́̀͋͆̈́̕̚͝͝.̷͎͈̻̚͝”
- Comment on You know you want it 1 week ago:
I genuinely don’t know wether to admire you or feel concerned.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.
- Comment on Poor guy 😭 2 weeks ago:
Have you heard the phrase “preaching to the choir”?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Scalpel…
Suction…
Fry…
- Comment on Build your smile 3 weeks ago:
Slop
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
*cheese fries
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.
- Comment on Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong 3 weeks ago:
monke
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I know that’s their whole shtick. It’s so bad. Everyone has heavy metals in them, of course.
Man I hate that people like that guy have kids who have no say in their treatment.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Chelation Therapy is so much worse than blood from one arm into the other. It’s very harmful and only used because the thing it’s used to treat – heavy metal poisoning – is much worse.
And the hacks who keep using hyperbaric oxygen chambers on kids for bullshit reasons keep burning kids to death.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 4 weeks ago:
Yeah.
They’re not doing maintenance until something happens.
Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can’t go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.
Don’t ask me how I know.
- Comment on (Not so)Smartphone 4 weeks ago:
Ah, not bad.
- Comment on (Not so)Smartphone 4 weeks ago:
Your phone has batterieS?
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 4 weeks ago:
Oh my God that is such a great idea
- Comment on And NO lube!?! 4 weeks ago:
This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Everyone calling this shit posting when it’s just some guy’s fetish fantasy written down.
- Comment on Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars? 5 weeks ago:
No war but class war.
- Comment on Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars? 5 weeks ago:
if content == political { content.censor = true };It’s like you don’t want this.
- Comment on Corruption fetishists 5 weeks ago:
I get that reference. It’s been years, though. What’s the difference again?
- Comment on Anon watches The Whale 5 weeks ago:
They always bring their stick and they never leave their bullshit at the door.
- Comment on Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle? 5 weeks ago:
Who bites into popsicles?
- Comment on Anon watches The Whale 5 weeks ago:
I saw the Lord of the Rings as a teenager and now all I wanna do is sit around barefoot, smoke pipe and cook, eat and drink with friends. And everyone has to leave their bullshit at the door.
No wizards!
- Comment on I am two of them 5 weeks ago:
Let’s just hope they weren’t propositioning you.
- Comment on I am two of them 1 month ago:
Lieber bi als nie.
