zakobjoa

@zakobjoa@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I am a Customer Service Hotline Worker. How can you help me achieve my dreams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fictional⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand nothing I’ve just read but I’m glad you science folk have fun and funding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This sounds like a bit. Seriously, how do you hit every culture war talking point but make it about mayonnaise? No one has strong feelings about mayonnaise, Sandy. Only you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They need to bring you in to feel their power over you⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Insane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They need to bring you in to feel their power over you⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We were fully remote during the height of the pandemic. Right now we’re on a 3 days a week in office plan, except if you live further than 50km or 1h away. Some also have a grandfathered agreement. Then it’s a single day per week, where we discuss things as a team and grab lunch after. I think it’s nice to occasionally meet your colleagues, especially if you all work very closely together. Doesn’t even have to be once a week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i felt this one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  German Wikipedia has an article on bassface.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking math...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s exactly why we have safety coefficients.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Sleep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Sleep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t get me started on Russia. Going so far as to move the native population to Siberia to move in white Russians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking idiots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t tell me you took that seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking idiots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aerospike?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking idiots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But a “moon landing” doesn’t exist either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking idiots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint: SSTOs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bargain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As sweet as a can of beans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My detective side tells me this was time well spent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So you leave someone completely innocent and defenseless in the care of a cop and he kills them?

  I’m not surprised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have a right to feel smug⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then it can climb out because it is a spider.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have a right to feel smug⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It opens to the inside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn you’re right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are entitled to nothing. Enjoy what you have⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SLOOOOOOOOP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  tom_hanks_aging_facemorph.jpg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say "as sweet as canned beans"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that might be it.

  Bone apple tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon achieves new heights⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Samesies. Built my own kitchen on stilts. Perfect height for me and a bane to all dwarves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We just need to label every port⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  MacroUSB

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, if they collide (and merge), they’ll also fling a lot of stars into the void, but we aren’t too sure anymore that’s actually gonna happen. NASA explains why (YT, 2:30min).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, we have fairly good labor laws in Germany. There aren’t that many reasons why you could fire an employee legally – economic situation of the company being one – and I think they knew that argument was debatable. I think they just wanted to be on the safe side legally, and more importantly, they wanted to intimidate to dissuade people from suing for wrongful termination.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you mean she got caught stealing? No. Just stupid startup bosses having to fire half their staff because they had to fly Europe to New York like every two weeks and buy new macbooks when they left theirs at the airport, among other things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Happened to my partner, she worked from home 4 out of 5 days a week.

  The company also had a lawyer there. All her accounts were locked by the end of the call, so she couldn’t exchange contacts with colleagues she liked. They sent a box and shipping label for her notebook, but never mentioned the two 27" Dell monitors and the height adjustable table.

  Sucked at the time, but the gear they left us is pretty nice.

  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Pea Shooters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Long Mission Fling Assisted Operation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Llama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever it is, it’s gonna be a crab soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Font mixing – not even once.