zakobjoa
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
I got my 1996 Renault Laguna up to 200km/h and it felt and sounded like the engine block was about to jump into the passenger cabin.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 3 days ago:
It’s giving
April – 1805 Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.
- Comment on I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 1 week ago:
The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.
- Comment on Redditors told me to go to a therapist but I can’t afford one nor pick one from thousands available. What now? 2 weeks ago:
Why in god’s name should you need therapy for writing about clay sculpting?!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’ve had a coworker argue that he’s not a nazi, despite doing all the nazi shit and saying all the nazi stuff, because he does it only for the money.
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 3 weeks ago:
We have our moments.
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 3 weeks ago:
That was the joke :(
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 3 weeks ago:
Pretty sure parsecs measure time.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 3 weeks ago:
That is accurate. I’ve done extensive research.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 4 weeks ago:
My bum fuck town of half a million people has two of those. It’s not uncommon.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 4 weeks ago:
Not for jokes, though.
- Comment on Delicious 4 weeks ago:
That’s not transmutation, that’s hamomancy.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 4 weeks ago:
5 am.
Laughs in German.
- Comment on Goblin care 5 weeks ago:
Those are Wargs.
- Comment on Goblin care 5 weeks ago:
What? Goblins hate dogs and horses.
- Comment on I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu. 1 month ago:
Where’s the Dijon mustard then?!
- Comment on Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS 2 months ago:
Hey, I’ll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they’re funny.
- Comment on Anon has casual sex 2 months ago:
The fuck is causal sex.
- Comment on It's a good group! 2 months ago:
Prosper like Tau shall.
- Comment on Meta Censors #Democrat when searched for 2 months ago:
From Germany: about half of these still work for me. But only half.
- Comment on What's the best drink to celebrate a passing? 2 months ago:
I have a 3L Prosecco bottle on my shelf for when this cunt eats shit.
- Comment on Anon creates a business plan 4 months ago:
My guy/gal/pal.
We do things differently in different parts of Europe.
- Comment on AAAAAAAAAAA 4 months ago:
- Comment on Support animal rule 4 months ago:
That’s so not a trout.
- Comment on The Divine Dick 4 months ago:
I wouldn’t call them neopronouns, they’re more like archeopronouns.
- Comment on If you find any German words, you can keep them 5 months ago:
WUNDERSCHÖNE
- Comment on Ukraine graphics is crazy 5 months ago:
He fought in Kurdistan multiple times and is now in Ukraine again.
You fought putting your socks on right.
- Comment on Carb Party! 5 months ago:
“OPEN UP, ITS THE DIET AUTHORITY!”
- Comment on After eating, when do you digest food the fastest, laying down, sitting or standing? 5 months ago:
Gravity isn’t bringing us down.
It’s bringing us together.
- Comment on Octopus 5 months ago:
Okay, but mine was funnier.
