zakobjoa

@zakobjoa@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work as a waiter⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Scalpel…

  Suction…

  Fry…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Build your smile⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work as a waiter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  *cheese fries

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work as a waiter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  monke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know that’s their whole shtick. It’s so bad. Everyone has heavy metals in them, of course.

  Man I hate that people like that guy have kids who have no say in their treatment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chelation Therapy is so much worse than blood from one arm into the other. It’s very harmful and only used because the thing it’s used to treat – heavy metal poisoning – is much worse.

  And the hacks who keep using hyperbaric oxygen chambers on kids for bullshit reasons keep burning kids to death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah.

  They’re not doing maintenance until something happens.

  Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can’t go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.

  Don’t ask me how I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(Not so)Smartphone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, not bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(Not so)Smartphone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your phone has batterieS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my God that is such a great idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And NO lube!?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think she will notice when she gets home⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone calling this shit posting when it’s just some guy’s fetish fantasy written down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No war but class war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if content == political { content.censor = true };

  It’s like you don’t want this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corruption fetishists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get that reference. It’s been years, though. What’s the difference again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches The Whale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They always bring their stick and they never leave their bullshit at the door.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who bites into popsicles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches The Whale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw the Lord of the Rings as a teenager and now all I wanna do is sit around barefoot, smoke pipe and cook, eat and drink with friends. And everyone has to leave their bullshit at the door.

  No wizards!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just hope they weren’t propositioning you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lieber bi als nie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do I find my people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from the colors, Latvias flag is actually not in 1:1:1 proportions, but 2:1:2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some D-Mox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But those are tiles in the he picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Connecting to some basic ass tile work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the cake is a lie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, every other question to your patient should be:

  “And then you were sexually exploited by a satanic cult, right? Right?! I’m pretty sure you were.

  Anyway, what’re you doing after this?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We use Rainbow Messenger at work, the messaging/video call app by Alcatel.

  I wish for Teams almost daily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’re not a native speaker? German for instance capitalizes all nouns. You’ll often find weird capitalizations in my (mobile) writing when my phone didn’t correctly guess what I wanted to type. At least some words in the OPs text are German nouns (e.g. See, All), while others aren’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A compilation of mildly infuriating things about YouTube⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can fix at least half of those complaints on mobile with Revanced. I specifically removed all possibilities to view shorts because the flesh is weak and YT shorts ate hours of my day at a time. Without even being particularly entertaining.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other🎵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds hot