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Submitted ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    :3

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cucumbers, carrots, squash, eggplants, bananas… I’ve got long and in-depth experience with them all. :)

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sounds more like they have experience in you

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    • Bombastic@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sir this is a Wendy’s

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Cucumba, cucumba
    Vitamins, minerals very high number
    Silica, hair and nails get longer
    Other vitamins make your bones dem stronger
    Anti-wrinkle make you look younger
    95 percent water, kidney cleanser, great hydrator
    Detox, fibre, good regulator
    Give your body good things, don't be a traitor
    
    Get the cucumber, cut it inna slice
    Put it inna jug of water overnight
    You know what you get for a fraction of the price?
    Energy drink full of electrolytes
    
    Raw inna salad is one of the use
    Or as a base for your vegetable juice
    Another surprise, put a slice on your eyes
    Take away the dryness, revitalise
    
    Oh, yes, one thing I have left
    Cucumber can also help with bad breath
    Wash away the bacteria that cause the odour
    Cucumber water instead of soda
    
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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When youtube had quality content

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    • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The best Medical Monday rap

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  • midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Scenario: Indeed becomes personal Given Indeed has started asking about my personal life When an intimate signal is received Then tell Indeed how to use the cucumber

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does experience in pickles count?

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Idk but I think cucumber has experience in me :3

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Skills: Dick

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yes

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was expecting it to be a language. It looks like Cucumber is actually a kind of IDE and the language is Gherkin .

      Feature: Guess the word 
      # The first example has two steps 
      Scenario: Maker starts a game 
      When the Maker starts a game 
      Then the Maker waits for a Breaker to join 
      # The second example has three steps 
      Scenario: Breaker joins a game 
      Given the Maker has started a game with the word "silky" 
      When the Breaker joins the Maker's game 
      Then the Breaker must guess a word with 5 characters
      
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    • pHr34kY@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      LOL I actually have experience using this to write integration tests.

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  • medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Given that one of the most popular Scheme implementations is Chicken Scheme (Chicken for short), there is a non-zero chance of actual job offerings asking for ‘experience in Chicken’.

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    • needanke@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Scenario: Meme Given Cucumber is real. When you read the given meme with that knowledge. Then yo will realize there ia a non-zero chance of actual job offerings asking for experience in cucumber.

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  • Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cucumber? Pfft. See me when you hit pineapple.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Should I start with the pointy end or the bulbous part?

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have experience eating them, does that count? I’ve been known to swallow a cucumber from time to time. Not my favorite activity but it tickles the back of my throat a few times a week.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll have a Screaming Viking as well please.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Buy me dinner first and we’ll see about the screaming…

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ll presume you don’t want your, uh, “cucumber” bruised, then.

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  • crimsonsky@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes Indeed!

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess where it’s hiding

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