Cucumbers, carrots, squash, eggplants, bananas… I’ve got long and in-depth experience with them all. :)
Plenty! 💪🏼
Submitted 20 hours ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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wuffah@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Sounds more like they have experience in you
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
Sir this is a Wendy’s
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Cucumba, cucumba Vitamins, minerals very high number Silica, hair and nails get longer Other vitamins make your bones dem stronger Anti-wrinkle make you look younger 95 percent water, kidney cleanser, great hydrator Detox, fibre, good regulator Give your body good things, don't be a traitor Get the cucumber, cut it inna slice Put it inna jug of water overnight You know what you get for a fraction of the price? Energy drink full of electrolytes Raw inna salad is one of the use Or as a base for your vegetable juice Another surprise, put a slice on your eyes Take away the dryness, revitalise Oh, yes, one thing I have left Cucumber can also help with bad breath Wash away the bacteria that cause the odour Cucumber water instead of soda
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
When youtube had quality content
LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 14 hours ago
The best Medical Monday rap
midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Scenario: Indeed becomes personal Given Indeed has started asking about my personal life When an intimate signal is received Then tell Indeed how to use the cucumber
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Does experience in pickles count?
Una@europe.pub 20 hours ago
Idk but I think cucumber has experience in me :3
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
Skills:
Dicklime@feddit.nu 18 hours ago
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
I was expecting it to be a language. It looks like Cucumber is actually a kind of IDE and the language is Gherkin .
Feature: Guess the word # The first example has two steps Scenario: Maker starts a game When the Maker starts a game Then the Maker waits for a Breaker to join # The second example has three steps Scenario: Breaker joins a game Given the Maker has started a game with the word "silky" When the Breaker joins the Maker's game Then the Breaker must guess a word with 5 characters
pHr34kY@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
LOL I actually have experience using this to write integration tests.
medem@lemmy.wtf 16 hours ago
Given that one of the most popular Scheme implementations is Chicken Scheme (Chicken for short), there is a non-zero chance of actual job offerings asking for ‘experience in Chicken’.
needanke@feddit.org 11 hours ago
Scenario: Meme Given Cucumber is real. When you read the given meme with that knowledge. Then yo will realize there ia a non-zero chance of actual job offerings asking for experience in cucumber.
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Cucumber? Pfft. See me when you hit pineapple.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Should I start with the pointy end or the bulbous part?
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I have experience eating them, does that count? I’ve been known to swallow a cucumber from time to time. Not my favorite activity but it tickles the back of my throat a few times a week.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
I’ll have a Screaming Viking as well please.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Buy me dinner first and we’ll see about the screaming…
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
I’ll presume you don’t want your, uh, “cucumber” bruised, then.
crimsonsky@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Yes Indeed!
watson387@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
Guess where it’s hiding
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
:3
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