Rivermoonwolf

@Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And son, I’m dad!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Czech champion prize fighter who genuinely believes he's a Japanese samurai holding his favorite animal the wombat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m jealous. Wombats are in my top 10 favourite animals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot leaf juice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I need this. Badly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Computers can't do everything⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They just want a user friendly Wang.

  Christ I’m old

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refer to the chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Muppet Hudson Hawk. Everyone BUT the Hawk is a Muppet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You clearly haven’t watched enough hentai

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is Wednesday my dudes🐸⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is Wednesday my dudes🐸⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, today is my anniversary! Also happy Wednesday

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(actually not that sorry)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gnome body knows the trouble I’ve seen…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plenty! 💪🏼⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cucumber? Pfft. See me when you hit pineapple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then why am I so goddamned prickly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All hail out Lord and Savior!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not Mothman. That’s Cousin It on a fancy date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All hail out Lord and Savior!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations, you’ve just succinctly described every goddamn thing Keel ever wrote. I’m 99% convinced his grocery list had a three chapter rabbit trail about Demon UFOs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough to make your GF pop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As seen on CornHub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's finally here ✨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Works for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's finally here ✨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I get one? Need a new one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Girl Scouts are ramping up their tactics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Christ, I’ll buy the cookies already. Ya got Thin Mints?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Nickleback so hated? I think they made the perfect song for America after 9/11 with Hero.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the best goddamn description of Nickelback I’ve ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemmyshitpost is my trusted source⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love that Lemmy shitposts are how I learned Graham caught the 9.15 to hell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ol' Switcheroo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Youtube censorship has MUCH to answer for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blue sky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will the next president of America have to do a world wide apology tour for this administration? Kind of like celebs do when they get their ass in a sling.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to be a pacifist. This goddamn regime killed that pretty damn quick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody will eat me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  17 somehow always ended up looking like a Lovecraftian abomination

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who makes the best chocolate sandwich cookies these days?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did NOT know Newman’s did cookies. Gonna have to get some. Assuming a portion of the profits go to worthy causes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those Beans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do. I prefer Luck’s, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Zoom callers are the SECOND worst invasive species at the local coffee shop. Those annoying TikTok dance and sing while doing “normal” shit at ten X full volume? Those are the worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also literally known as the Horror Frog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spiders, centipedes and snakes, now fucking frogs gotta be nightmare fuel? Get me off this planet, please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seagirl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck yeah, it’s my tern now, bitches.