Rivermoonwolf

@Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Having recently read more Dot Sayers than should legally be allowed (one day I shall recover), let me assure Lord Monocle is "not* neuro typical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't realize it was so bad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hekate be praised! I’m undercover age! Finally!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your grammar lesson for today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very good. Carry on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The gay frogs approve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forensic Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a former poet, this is 10000% accurate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Worked in a Waffle House 28 years ago. Never had a murder, but did have a rape, beating, two football fan crashouts and a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife. Gods I will never unsee any of that. Worse, I never got tipped. Layer moved to a more dangerous gig : Steak N Shake cook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I laughed way too hard at this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Schroedinger’s Strait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What they took from us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Slightly off topic, forgive me as I’m somewhat ancient, but why does this image seem somewhat…obscene? I may be overthinking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to get into a debate. If God is so omnipotent and above humans why does he or she have emotions? Like smiting or being upset or wrath?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As St George the Carlin asked, if God is all powerful, why does he need money?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big if true 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And both will see the light of day before Elder Scrolls VI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some folks might call me a dreamer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, the GOP will make all good things illegal soon enough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am about to learn everything.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Turn it off and turn it back on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly, I’d say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.