Rivermoonwolf
@Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on Weirdest one I got 14 hours ago:
Blue sky.
- Comment on Will the next president of America have to do a world wide apology tour for this administration? Kind of like celebs do when they get their ass in a sling. 15 hours ago:
I used to be a pacifist. This goddamn regime killed that pretty damn quick.
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- Comment on Bruh 18 hours ago:
Nobody will eat me
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 1 day ago:
17 somehow always ended up looking like a Lovecraftian abomination
- Comment on Who makes the best chocolate sandwich cookies these days? 1 day ago:
Did NOT know Newman’s did cookies. Gonna have to get some. Assuming a portion of the profits go to worthy causes?
- Comment on Those Beans 1 day ago:
I do. I prefer Luck’s, though
- Comment on people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable 1 day ago:
Zoom callers are the SECOND worst invasive species at the local coffee shop. Those annoying TikTok dance and sing while doing “normal” shit at ten X full volume? Those are the worst.
- Comment on Also literally known as the Horror Frog 1 day ago:
Spiders, centipedes and snakes, now fucking frogs gotta be nightmare fuel? Get me off this planet, please.
- Comment on Seagirl 2 days ago:
Oh fuck yeah, it’s my tern now, bitches.
- Comment on On Copilot, the logo for Analyst looks like anal beads. 2 days ago:
The difference being anal beads are actually useful
- Comment on i have sex 2 days ago:
I got everything except the xylophone. Dammit
- Comment on Give the People What They Want 4 days ago:
Fuck a circumcision candidate, I want a candidate who will take my unwanted hog and gimme a hemi powered pussy
- Comment on Name one 1 month ago:
Having recently read more Dot Sayers than should legally be allowed (one day I shall recover), let me assure Lord Monocle is "not* neuro typical
- Comment on I didn't realize it was so bad 1 month ago:
Hekate be praised! I’m undercover age! Finally!!!
- Comment on Your grammar lesson for today 2 months ago:
Very good. Carry on
- Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise. 2 months ago:
The gay frogs approve
- Comment on Forensic Poetry 2 months ago:
As a former poet, this is 10000% accurate
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Worked in a Waffle House 28 years ago. Never had a murder, but did have a rape, beating, two football fan crashouts and a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife. Gods I will never unsee any of that. Worse, I never got tipped. Layer moved to a more dangerous gig : Steak N Shake cook.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I laughed way too hard at this.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Schroedinger’s Strait
- Comment on What they took from us 2 months ago:
Slightly off topic, forgive me as I’m somewhat ancient, but why does this image seem somewhat…obscene? I may be overthinking.
- Comment on Not to get into a debate. If God is so omnipotent and above humans why does he or she have emotions? Like smiting or being upset or wrath? 2 months ago:
As St George the Carlin asked, if God is all powerful, why does he need money?
- Comment on Big if true 🚨 2 months ago:
And both will see the light of day before Elder Scrolls VI
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 2 months ago:
I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 2 months ago:
Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?
- Comment on Some folks might call me a dreamer 2 months ago:
Don’t worry, the GOP will make all good things illegal soon enough
- Comment on I am about to learn everything. 2 months ago:
Turn it off and turn it back on?
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments! 2 months ago:
Sadly, I’d say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.