Girl Scouts are ramping up their tactics

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I support supporting girl scouts and their fundraising, but I don’t want high calorie, unhealthy cookies. The cookies make me feel sugar sick.

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• save_the_humans@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No one wants to be a girl scout anymore. They aren’t willing to put on their boots and go door to door with an m16 and threaten people anymore. This ain’t no socialist cookie. You have to be willing to do the hard work.

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• VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can confirm. My daughter just got her M4A1 badge and a “broom” badge for learning how to sweep the perimeter.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s their leader-known offshoot, Girl Special Forces

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Dpek@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ive heared they are planning for a even more agressive sales campaign

  Something about “long range ,high speed air to ground cookie delivery”

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• Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Christ, I’ll buy the cookies already. Ya got Thin Mints?

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, miss me with that. Call me when they turn into Women Scouts and got those Thicc Mints. Mmm…

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They don’t even go door-to-door anymore, not in my area at least.

  They always just set up camp in the parking lot outside some store … usually a store that also sells cookies, cheaper ones with more variety.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I saw a flyer with a QR on it to order girl scout cookies.

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      At this point, I think the girls are kind of unnecessary in their whole cookie-selling business and could probably be replaced by AI agents.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably a safety related change

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah they haven’t gone door to door in decades where I live. I can’t remember is they ever did actually.

      Sometimes at work a Girl Scout parent will ask you to buy some. I remember buying cans of nuts though, not cookies. And yeah they set up a little table by the entrance to a grocery store. Some people say they like certain types of their cookies, which they apparently can’t get at the grocery store which also sells many cookies. I don’t like cookies and so I don’t know shit about cookies. But that’s where they sell them.

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, I wouldn’t want to send a bunch girls door to door in America these days.

    Beside the whole free labor thing, it only takes 1 sicko to ruin everything…

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• 5wim@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “aggressive” is missing a “g.” News makes spelling mistakes, memers make more, dunno

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  • xav@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you see it also misses an “s” ?

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You may be right.it was in a collection of headline mistakes, and this is shitpost, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    • 5wim@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re a real one o7

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• Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  FPV cookie delivery when?

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