hemko

@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are dating apps really as bad as people say?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny anecdote: I’ve had more luck getting dates from World of Warcraft.

  Same here lmao

  That said I’ve never used other dating apps what wow.exe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thing makes noise wallet goes empty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and honestly my truck shouldn’t be going over 90/55 because it loses the tiny bit of efficiency it has.

  Yeah you start hearing the vortex in the tank

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thing makes noise wallet goes empty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I should probably specify I’m using km/h to measure speed, I’ve been afraid to do anything past 140 (87mph).

  I don’t think the pigs around here care about speeding though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thing makes noise wallet goes empty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I always get sketched about the vibrations from my Kia when driving over 120, but I keep saying to myself it’s just that the car wasn’t designed to go fast 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Order of magnitude is a hell of a drug⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As an astrophysicist, can you read me my horoscope? I’m a scorpion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So is he drunk/stoned, or cheating with someone's wife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a big hint towards him just being high as fuvn and not actually about leaving fast after cheatit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp chef was quoted out of context⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cola… With rum yes, but that doesn’t mean he’s an alcoholic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I rent a botnet?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cloud hosting providers usually have documented how you’re allowed to do security testing there.

  For example, here’s Microsoft documentation www.microsoft.com/…/pentest-rules-of-engagement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinda fucked up tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Karman line could be a good limit sure, but I think the orbit still kinda makes sense to include “on the planet”.

  Say for example if the apartheid baby gets his Mars colony thing going, from Earth’s perspective it wouldn’t make much difference if a person is standing on Mars surface or on the orbit - we could say that the person is on Mars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinda fucked up tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think better would be to include Earth’s orbit as “on earth”. This makes sense even if we expand our scope of operations to other planets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinda fucked up tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, I think this logic kinda fails because if astronauts are “not on earth”, then neither are air travelers.

  Astronauts orbiting earth are just couple kilometers higher altitude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t walk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your nose hair grows proportionally, but when the nose shrinks again the nose hair stays as is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baseball, huh?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck I’m not a monster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Long mornings⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love it when childless people tell you how you should feel as a parent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regularly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They do happen, couple hours to few years ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My password is not accepted because it is too long⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  c/passwordtoostrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things you say whilst parking the car that you can also say in the bedroom⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pretty tight, hope I can get out. And hope the trunk opens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baseball, huh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damnit, maybe I am douche :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data speaks for itself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Marlboro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s stupid though. Why the fuck does some weird nerds try to gatekeep the title “astronaut”? Katy Perry’s role on the flight was about equal to Yuri Gagarin in terms of controlling the ship.

  Anyways, it’s just a publicity stunt by the ultra rich marketing it as feminist achievement, that’s what you should be shitting on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting on the toilet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Been there done that. Nowadays I always wipe if I don’t quite remember if I pooped or not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We’d eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she’ll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep while I’d take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have to be stopped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have currently everything on usb-c on laptop, mainly since I’m using the built-in dock on display, and I love it.

  On desktop though I’m happy with what it got, since I’m never messing with those cables

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have to be stopped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, usb-c is great, but not for everything.

  Type a is great for things that stay in place for long periods of time, 3.5mm headphone jack is good and simple. Rj45 is a great connector for it’s purpose

  USB-C is amazing for portable devices, or connectors that are inserted/removed often and require high bandwidth or power delivery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy shit, pick one already please⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🤓

  Sorry but you deserved it, cool facts tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hayden Christensen Teases Return To ‘Star Wars’ Universe In Darth Vader Role: “There’s A Lot Of Rich Stories We Could Still Tell”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a huge fan of the franchise, I think Andor was the first actually good movie in the universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passing through⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Claiming the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passing through⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Piracy is not theft