hemko

@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sun is a deadly laser...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be pretty warm at earth if the planet didn’t radiate some of the heat away

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  American self-reporting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important Announcement⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please help starving ice agents by feeding them some curb 🥺

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd be so good at that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they’d cut your leg off with a woodworking saw for no reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No judgement here. Have fun with life yall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No fuck Bailey’s I had enough of it that one time when I was 15

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No judgement here. Have fun with life yall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Having drinker booze from a shoe, I can’t judge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehehe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  32 Uranuses would fit inside Yomomanus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scoliosis pride flag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only the part that’s in Russia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scoliosis pride flag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pride flag of trans-siberian railway?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We call it a wet fart, or say it came with the shaft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a sofa-mimic gonna lick my asshole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your GF has always wanted to know the answer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Harlem shake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's it like living in 2?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bi-metallic design is mainly used to make the coins harder to counterfeit. Mainly, to make it more expensive to counterfeit than the coin’s value

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon time travels⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello $user,

  Memoryleak™ 4.20 has minimum system requirements that includes 32Gb of memory.

  Hope this helps

  Go fuck yourself, Memoryleak™ support team

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yeah they had r/watchpeopledie up for very long time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiny ramen shop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The anime girls are the flavor? Like they’re being boiled alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Needs money but has his limits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gay that doesn’t involve shit is ok though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of those things you never forget⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The length of the vagina varies among women of child-bearing age. Because of the presence of the cervix in the front wall of the vagina, there is a difference in length between the front wall, approximately 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) long, and the back wall, approximately 9 cm (3.5 in) long.[10][24] During sexual arousal, the vagina expands both in length and width.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina?wprov=sfla1

  Somewhat nsfw link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ARC Raiders - anyone else looting in their sleep?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had this sorta things relatively often, not only with games. I treated myself with a set of skis just this Sunday, and did ski for couple hours in the evening. The next night I was dreaming about it. I’ve also seen dreams of games I’ve played on previous day (usually happens when I had full day gaming), and other hyper fixations, also work.

  Something I don’t remember is seeing dreams about cycling, though I’ve done tons and tons of it in the past 20 years, and it’s something I have almost always in my mind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rules of the pirate code⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that is crazy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I regret writing this but there needs to be content where tux is railed by FUTA Xenia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diced Giant Steak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s quite misleading marketing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diced Giant Steak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pink.

  Pink is my favorite salt taste

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t masturbate because it’s easy, but because it’s hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's go girls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your chain looks nasty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1 in each, or you can do 2 in either. Use your imagination

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Identifying a robbery suspect⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I think comedy is more likely than AI here. The falling doesn’t look “weird”, it looks faked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcare⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Heard this before with “the patient with erection problems”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s with Finland?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hackers Replace 'm' with 'rn' in Microsoft(.)com to Steal Users' Login Credentials⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m kinda surprised Microsoft hasn’t bought that domain long time ago… That trick is like decades old