hemko
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Need this sticker for my bicycle 3 days ago:
Please don’t park too close, my daughter will smash the rear door on your car
- Comment on Anon listens to music 5 days ago:
I also got one of these this week
- Comment on Impressive 1 week ago:
I should leave some walls of text unread
- Comment on Police to crack down on face coverings at protests 1 week ago:
Burka it is then
- Comment on On disobeying instructions 2 weeks ago:
Such as instant noodle packs. There’s 1-3 similar packs with spices and sauce you’re supposed to open and pour on the noodles, but this pack is not meant to be eaten
- Comment on If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell? 2 weeks ago:
All dogs are crazy perverts, they got no shame
- Comment on If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell? 2 weeks ago:
No you’re just pervert
- Comment on Americans complaining that someone is "stealing" their jobs while Procter & Gamble is over here turning them into soap 2 weeks ago:
Could be also referring “America” as the continent, rather than US
- Comment on Americans complaining that someone is "stealing" their jobs while Procter & Gamble is over here turning them into soap 2 weeks ago:
“made with American jobs” sounds awfully a lot like “not really made in America but guy named Jobs was involved” 🤣
- Comment on World piss 3 weeks ago:
It would be pretty queer tbh
- Comment on Wisdom 3 weeks ago:
Wisdom
- Comment on Subtitles 3 weeks ago:
And submarine is just a slut under pressure
- Comment on This is what happens when AI trains on Instagram shitposts 3 weeks ago:
Microsoft created the nazi AI in Twitter
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 4 weeks ago:
Truly a fascist country
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 4 weeks ago:
Last time we did the smart thing and we stayed till first train in the morning. Was also cheaper to drink till dawn and eat shit in McDonald’s than take taxi home 🤣
- Comment on Meme check point. 4 weeks ago:
That last one reminded me of a bad joke
My partner had an epileptic seizure while we had sex last night, felt so damn good
- Comment on Can't believe its been 2 weeks 4 weeks ago:
It includes the children who are never going to be born because Elon was sad and couldn’t get boner with all his female employees
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 5 weeks ago:
Eh, I’d think it’s like me singing Katy Perry “I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it”, essentially just a silly line
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 5 weeks ago:
It’s not really about the bike riding, it’s about the fat bottom ladies who’ll be riding today
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 Joy-Cons Officially Have A Pay-To-Press Button 5 weeks ago:
The rational thing to do is to allow binding that key to some other function, but that wouldn’t be miserable for the users so they won’t allow that
- Comment on To win and so this before the loser could have with you 1 month ago:
A loser is a winner who tried again
- Comment on Uh Oh 1 month ago:
Better not aggro that pack
- Comment on When they didn't read the manual 1 month ago:
AS someone who uses GNOME everyday, and has tried macos in the past, no, GNOME is nothing like macos
The only reason to think so is the lack of start menu, which is a windows thing
- Comment on Every time 1 month ago:
Never played resident evil, but I remember the first movie being great
- Comment on Inspirational song 1 month ago:
Full song
- Comment on [Video] The use of a microphone could lead to an arrest under the UK terrorism act 1 month ago:
Lmfao
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 1 month ago:
New mountain bike
- Comment on r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is 1 month ago:
Had to go and look at the bald community on the bad website, and can confirm. Even the :( -> :) transformation
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 1 month ago:
I tried this, but got a boner instead
- Comment on US problems require US solutions 1 month ago:
New strategy is to have 3 guns
