hemko
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Taxi driver given fake cash drove customer to police 6 days ago:
knife under mattress
🤣
- Comment on Imagine the comments section. 1 week ago:
Nice try
- Comment on time to starr shootin some AI execs 2 weeks ago:
Lithuanian?
- Comment on Bill Gates not having it with the liability talk 3 weeks ago:
I’m no surprised this pedo starts bashing the fact that open source models exist rather than the abuse of the big AI firms
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Laughed irl
- Comment on Need this sticker for my bicycle 4 weeks ago:
Please don’t park too close, my daughter will smash the rear door on your car
- Comment on Anon listens to music 4 weeks ago:
I also got one of these this week
- Comment on Impressive 5 weeks ago:
I should leave some walls of text unread
- Comment on Police to crack down on face coverings at protests 5 weeks ago:
Burka it is then
- Comment on On disobeying instructions 1 month ago:
Such as instant noodle packs. There’s 1-3 similar packs with spices and sauce you’re supposed to open and pour on the noodles, but this pack is not meant to be eaten
- Comment on If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell? 1 month ago:
All dogs are crazy perverts, they got no shame
- Comment on If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell? 1 month ago:
No you’re just pervert
- Comment on Americans complaining that someone is "stealing" their jobs while Procter & Gamble is over here turning them into soap 1 month ago:
Could be also referring “America” as the continent, rather than US
- Comment on Americans complaining that someone is "stealing" their jobs while Procter & Gamble is over here turning them into soap 1 month ago:
“made with American jobs” sounds awfully a lot like “not really made in America but guy named Jobs was involved” 🤣
- Comment on World piss 1 month ago:
It would be pretty queer tbh
- Comment on Wisdom 1 month ago:
Wisdom
- Comment on Subtitles 1 month ago:
And submarine is just a slut under pressure
- Comment on This is what happens when AI trains on Instagram shitposts 1 month ago:
Microsoft created the nazi AI in Twitter
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 1 month ago:
Truly a fascist country
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 1 month ago:
Last time we did the smart thing and we stayed till first train in the morning. Was also cheaper to drink till dawn and eat shit in McDonald’s than take taxi home 🤣
- Comment on Meme check point. 1 month ago:
That last one reminded me of a bad joke
My partner had an epileptic seizure while we had sex last night, felt so damn good
- Comment on Can't believe its been 2 weeks 1 month ago:
It includes the children who are never going to be born because Elon was sad and couldn’t get boner with all his female employees
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 2 months ago:
Eh, I’d think it’s like me singing Katy Perry “I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it”, essentially just a silly line
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 2 months ago:
It’s not really about the bike riding, it’s about the fat bottom ladies who’ll be riding today
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 Joy-Cons Officially Have A Pay-To-Press Button 2 months ago:
The rational thing to do is to allow binding that key to some other function, but that wouldn’t be miserable for the users so they won’t allow that
- Comment on To win and so this before the loser could have with you 2 months ago:
A loser is a winner who tried again
- Comment on Uh Oh 2 months ago:
Better not aggro that pack
- Comment on When they didn't read the manual 2 months ago:
AS someone who uses GNOME everyday, and has tried macos in the past, no, GNOME is nothing like macos
The only reason to think so is the lack of start menu, which is a windows thing
- Comment on Every time 2 months ago:
Never played resident evil, but I remember the first movie being great
- Comment on Inspirational song 2 months ago:
Full song
