hemko
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on boo! 2 days ago:
Nah it’s more like the population is unknown. It lives deep enough that we rarely encounter them, making it difficult to estimate how many them are
- Comment on meirl 3 days ago:
Only using jellyfin and it has everything I pirate
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Please put an NSFW tag on this 😭💢💢💢. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating 😱. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” 🤬💢 and “call the police” 👮♂️. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image 😏. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image 😩. This is all your fault 👺💢💢💢, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW 😡🚫💢💢💢💢💢
- Comment on How important is flirting within the dating scene? 5 days ago:
I am not a great active flirter, but I do know that my words and body language will do the heavy lifting, unconsciously.
This is actually quite interesting, because it’s not always something you can really control on especially if you’re unaware of it. My wife noticed it and mentioned, because she saw me “flirting” with someone else and I legitimate didn’t have any romantic interests or flirting in mind there.
Of course you could say it was over jealousy from her part but also I kind of learned that to respect her I need to be more careful to not leave wrong impression
- Comment on Erasure 6 days ago:
Even besides that, having an article about you published by fucking NASA is some of the biggest flexes you can have on your resume
- Comment on Attempt to motivate people to take the stairs 1 week ago:
That’s very very simplified version of it.
The more you do an exercise, the more efficient your body becomes for it.
So a person who runs 10km every day still burns approximately the same amount of calories as a sofa potato running only to toilet and fridge.
BUT if you do heavier exercises than your regular, you’re going to be burning more calories than your average daily ~1800-2000kcal
- Comment on Some eggs for my 'murican friends 2 weeks ago:
Seen pictures of eggs at $10 for 10, so yeah maybe…
- Comment on Some eggs for my 'murican friends 2 weeks ago:
Honestly no idea, haven’t bought one for so many years
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- Comment on Psst, the Americans are asleep, post some eggs 2 weeks ago:
The chicken drank bleach to cure COVID
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I sent you your dick, please respond (in bitcoin)
- Comment on Is there any non-zero possibility Musk was not doing a Hitler Salute? 4 weeks ago:
A detail of note is that he denies having autism and prefers the term aspbergers which is not recognized by the DSM-5. .
Honestly more likely reason is that he was diagnosed with Asperger’s before DSM-5, which was released only 12 years ago, and is just more comfortable with the term over autism which is unfortunately often used in a derogatory manner.
But that’s an interesting note regardless hehe
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 4 weeks ago:
I’m jealous of people who can miss a call and not be bothered about it
- Comment on Overexplaining things 5 weeks ago:
Ahh, no, but if you find the secrets let me know
- Comment on Overexplaining things 5 weeks ago:
The father is over explaining it without actually saying the word “legend”, and the boy gets tired and says basically “it’s fucking legend”
- Comment on Overexplaining things 5 weeks ago:
Saw this meme and had a laugh. Wiped my ass, flushed, washed hands and got out from toilet and back to work when I realised the dual meaning in “the legend”. 10/10 would upvote again
- Comment on Anon remembers kindergarten 5 weeks ago:
I have also very few memories from kindergarten and around that time, but when I was a teenager we moved back to the town where I used to go kindergarten at and all these guys I had no memories about remembered me and welcomed me back
- Comment on JeSUS 1 month ago:
Priests fucking altar boys
- Comment on JeSUS 1 month ago:
This sounds heretic as fuck so I’m gonna roll with it
- Comment on Checking in 1 month ago:
Bonk
- Comment on Checking in 1 month ago:
Bonk
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- Comment on Time to make your decesion 1 month ago:
Je suis Lewis
- Comment on Actual shitpost 1 month ago:
Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.
Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak
- Comment on Nah no 1 month ago:
That’s weird addition but I stay within my first assumption, with Khazad-Dûm added
For some reason my phone autocorrected Kazakstan to Khazad-Dûm, but I’m not going to fix it because it’s too funny
- Comment on Nah no 1 month ago:
Funny combo
But if I had to guess they’re pro-eu russian-german or something
- Comment on If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s. 1 month ago:
Little kids playing with real fireworks.
In the early 2000s as teenagers we’d go play in the town with bags of fireworks on new year lmao
- Comment on How German Police Do Police Brutality 1 month ago:
Well that’s yikes
- Comment on How German Police Do Police Brutality 1 month ago:
I don’t know much about German music but Rammstein is good
- Comment on Helpful infographic 1 month ago:
Wouldn’t that just be the good old mass murderer?
