hemko
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
I don’t masturbate because it’s easy, but because it’s hard
- Comment on Let's go girls 4 days ago:
Your chain looks nasty
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 6 days ago:
1 in each, or you can do 2 in either. Use your imagination
- Comment on Identifying a robbery suspect 1 week ago:
Yeah I think comedy is more likely than AI here. The falling doesn’t look “weird”, it looks faked
- Comment on The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcare 1 week ago:
Heard this before with “the patient with erection problems”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
What’s with Finland?
- Comment on Hackers Replace 'm' with 'rn' in Microsoft(.)com to Steal Users' Login Credentials 2 weeks ago:
I’m kinda surprised Microsoft hasn’t bought that domain long time ago… That trick is like decades old
- Comment on What's the main device to hammer in a nail? 4 weeks ago:
0%
- Comment on Who dis? 5 weeks ago:
“oh, I guess he didn’t change this one”
- Comment on You just had to ask that question 5 weeks ago:
When you ask a simple question and it turns into a whole P1 war room
- Comment on sushi delivery 5 weeks ago:
Gotta be American, there’s enough oil on the pan to drive you from New York to San Francisco
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Design is very human
- Comment on What do they do with aborted fetuses? 1 month ago:
They’re used as raw material for the plastic containers for food at Tubberware
- Comment on Wrecked 'em 💀 1 month ago:
Hot cuppa tea
- Comment on [Video] Train for your own goals 1 month ago:
- Comment on I'm running now 2 months ago:
I feel like these thoughts are even more so happening when you’re tired. I was driving one evening and started thinking how easy it’d be to just crash on a truck on the other lane. Really fucking scary how these thoughts just appear out of nowhere
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 2 months ago:
I’m European, so FEPA probably though I don’t really know
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 2 months ago:
I prefer rough, approximately 80grid women
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 2 months ago:
42 times a day if I recall correctly
- Comment on Well fuck me then 2 months ago:
Well duh, it’s a can’t of DIET cola
- Comment on Anon is exploited 2 months ago:
I have in theory 2 hours bike commute per way… Though I don’t go office that often
- Comment on 2 months ago:
It’s not “training crows to steal money”, it’s introducing crows to capitalism
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
It’s a furry lunch. I don’t know furry culture but I’ve had furry pets all my childhood and they eat their cup empty in 2 seconds
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 2 months ago:
Agreed, I just wanted to use same exact numbers as OP
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 2 months ago:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 2 months ago:
Saunakalja (sauna beer) is a crucial component of Finnish cleansing ritual
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 2 months ago:
0°C - pretty cold
100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 2 months ago:
For those unaware, an expat is an immigrant, but white and racist.
- Comment on Thanks satan 2 months ago:
Very true, but I believe those to be very rare - with quick online search I could not easily find any information about Judaistic or Islamic Satan worshippers
That could be simply because I’m limited to English speaking parts of internet though
- Comment on Thanks satan 2 months ago:
You’re mixing up satanists and Satan worshippers. Satanists are indeed atheists taking a piss on christians
