hemko

@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femality is stored in the nipples⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Funnily enough, you can’t take the top off either in osrs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish Elmo will be the first trillionare to be shot in the neck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Vertical 69 with support from cuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punkrock⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What has superman to do with punk rock?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pride month⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay but then you still have same sex person jacking you off, that’s hella gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a community for cursed pictures?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my fucking god why would one just go ahead and post this online. I wish you a bad day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just give me someone to vote for who is normal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  George Soros

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is MMA and UFC "somewhat" rigged like boxing was in the Don King era?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there’s gambling, there’s cheating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the seventh day, god created uranium⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just modify the comment with something but shit crazy, and mod will delete it for you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From an IT view (infrastructure guy) this is how I carry my laptop when taking it to meeting rooms or to grab coffee while on an online meeting or whatnot.

  Except that I also have often lid open

  Wouldn’t do that if I had some heavy 17" “portable” workstation that weights 7 kilos, but my t14s is light enough for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New mrbeast video is dark⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The next second 3 people dies, so you were just prolonging one’s suffering by 1 second

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You take your dog into an elevator and they look at you funny. "Why did we get in this little room for a minute and walk back out?"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure dogs understand approximately the function of an elevator, in the same way they understand a car. Even though they don’t see outside moving, they can feel when the elevator starts moving and the direction of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNAddy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some racism was involved

  Not surprised after reading the first paragraph

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no guys theyre gonna report us to the FBI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some MAGA who got bullied out from Lemmy lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without comment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also saves virginity for jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lesbian sheep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m also just a penis operator, but the joke to me is that neither of them is capable of initiating anything, just waiting for the topper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lesbian sheep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All mixed up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In Finnish we have “ensin vesi, sitten happo. Muuten tulee sormeen rakko”

  Translation: “first water, then acid. Otherwise you get a blister on finger”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gutted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of the early COVID times when we ordered food with home delivery. Wife wanted 10 carrots and didn’t look at the price, and we ended up with 10 sacks of carrots 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 things you can do with your old Windows 10 PC instead of trading it in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And it basically was “7 different ways to use Linux on your old PC”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Theories on Theories⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The failure rate falls within the tolerances

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure they know what you are talking about before inviting them to a watch party.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s been some plans, but they’ve been dragging those races for somewhere in future

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨klown show 6 x-treme⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ls, cd, cat, xz, rm,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teehee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re really drilling on this stupid ass joke, aren’t you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution of the Microsoft Trash Icon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Teams launched in 2017, and has been steaming pile of shit from the start

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Barely throating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That really depends on the atmosphere. The lower the orbit the easier, but if you have too much drag from the atmosphere, you ain’t staying on that orbit easily

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof Artemis mission was really to collect a dragon ball to protect earth from Frieza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Buggage would work just fine as long as the seed is ejected at decent speed. Save couple days for it and it’s fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The End of an Era⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t find any source for that, but exosphere is considered to extend to 10,000km or 190,000km, from which the latter is about halfway to the moon.

  Anyways those numbers are pretty damn tiny even on a small solar system scale

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The End of an Era⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re part of a planet for sure :)