hemko
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on World piss 3 days ago:
It would be pretty queer tbh
- Comment on Wisdom 5 days ago:
Wisdom
- Comment on Subtitles 5 days ago:
And submarine is just a slut under pressure
- Comment on This is what happens when AI trains on Instagram shitposts 1 week ago:
Microsoft created the nazi AI in Twitter
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 1 week ago:
Truly a fascist country
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 1 week ago:
Last time we did the smart thing and we stayed till first train in the morning. Was also cheaper to drink till dawn and eat shit in McDonald’s than take taxi home 🤣
- Comment on Meme check point. 1 week ago:
That last one reminded me of a bad joke
My partner had an epileptic seizure while we had sex last night, felt so damn good
- Comment on Can't believe its been 2 weeks 1 week ago:
It includes the children who are never going to be born because Elon was sad and couldn’t get boner with all his female employees
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 2 weeks ago:
Eh, I’d think it’s like me singing Katy Perry “I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it”, essentially just a silly line
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 2 weeks ago:
It’s not really about the bike riding, it’s about the fat bottom ladies who’ll be riding today
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 Joy-Cons Officially Have A Pay-To-Press Button 2 weeks ago:
The rational thing to do is to allow binding that key to some other function, but that wouldn’t be miserable for the users so they won’t allow that
- Comment on To win and so this before the loser could have with you 3 weeks ago:
A loser is a winner who tried again
- Comment on Uh Oh 3 weeks ago:
Better not aggro that pack
- Comment on When they didn't read the manual 4 weeks ago:
AS someone who uses GNOME everyday, and has tried macos in the past, no, GNOME is nothing like macos
The only reason to think so is the lack of start menu, which is a windows thing
- Comment on Every time 4 weeks ago:
Never played resident evil, but I remember the first movie being great
- Comment on Inspirational song 4 weeks ago:
Full song
- Comment on [Video] The use of a microphone could lead to an arrest under the UK terrorism act 4 weeks ago:
Lmfao
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 4 weeks ago:
New mountain bike
- Comment on r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is 4 weeks ago:
Had to go and look at the bald community on the bad website, and can confirm. Even the :( -> :) transformation
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 4 weeks ago:
I tried this, but got a boner instead
- Comment on US problems require US solutions 5 weeks ago:
New strategy is to have 3 guns
- Comment on three cheers for fate! 1 month ago:
Hoping for a top 3 billionaire this year 😬
- Comment on forklift 1 month ago:
That’s exactly why we didn’t have forklift cert required for small forklifts in 2 of the places I worked!
- Comment on Sounds beautiful 1 month ago:
- Comment on holy🤯 1 month ago:
Most of Lemmy doesn’t care about religion(s) I think, but being against Christianity specifically is just more common in the western world, where it’s the most common cult or set of cults, and fediverse is dominantly western
- Comment on holy🤯 1 month ago:
I think it’s tan, which makes sense since the real God is the magnetic field of earth keeping us alive
- Comment on Just couldn't say no 1 month ago:
This meme is implying that him being gay is something to do with that he was a shitty human
- Comment on Girl Scouts are ramping up their tactics 1 month ago:
Probably a safety related change
- Comment on Russian Roulette. 1 month ago:
Consensual necrophilia is a rare treat
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 1 month ago:
It’s so stupid, previously you could keep it permanently “online”
