LillyPip
@LillyPip@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Then and now 2 days ago:
It is though. Only a bit, but you can’t get that orange even using the orange concealer he uses wrong.
Fun fact: it’s not spray tan. The real story is much sadder. It’s a certain brand of concealer he buys in bulk, because
Way back in his *the Apprentice * days, a talented makeup artist made him look far, far better on camera than he looked in the mirror, and he asked her how she made him look so good.
According to an interview she later gave, she explained her whole routine. It seems he stopped listening after her fist few sentences, though, because from then on he began buying the first step she used (a certain orange concealer) and just slathering it all over his face as the one and only step.
Some of his previous maids have confirmed this, and some have said he goes through shirts like no one else because the concealer stains like crazy. It’s not meant to be used that way, you’re supposed to use it sparingly underneath foundation, powder, etc. he uses it alone and in copious amounts.
Spray tan or bronzer would at least make some sense. The real story is worse.
He is that inattentive and stupid.
- Comment on Then and now 2 days ago:
They’re all basically the same. Narcissistic dragons.
- Comment on Then and now 2 days ago:
The bottom one. He’s pretty orange, but the contrast was clearly boosted to make him look even more orange than usual.
- Comment on Then and now 2 days ago:
I get that this image has been manipulated to make him look worse, but not by much.
It’s insane he doesn’t see how bad he looks. In normal pictures he looks like a reverse orange raccoon, and he thinks that’s a good look.
Like, it’s so sad nobody in his circle can tell him how bad he always looks. They blaze him to the point he thinks he’s fucking Adonis.
Absolutely sad. And even more sad that the rest of us see how sad this is. If much rather see reality and be poor than look like a sad clown on the world stage.
I’d feel very bad for him and others like him (Elon, several celebrities) than seriously not know how I look like an utter buffoon in front of everyone.
- Comment on Apparently they are actually for birds??? 6 days ago:
‘Perfectly capable’.
Look, it works, okay? Survival if the fittest is a misinterpreted; it’s survival of the fittest enough.
Have we tried just dropping out babies on city asphalt with a few sticks? Maybe we’re overdoing things.
- Comment on Apparently they are actually for birds??? 6 days ago:
Nobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator.
No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street.
I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.
- Comment on Apparently they are actually for birds??? 6 days ago:
Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.
*disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your dick. Do not DM me your ….
Oh no, I think I bollocksed this. Comment.
- Comment on Apparently they are actually for birds??? 6 days ago:
Sounds like a skill issue.
- Comment on 🎶🎶🎶 1 week ago:
Earliest I have is from 2017, 15 years after. It would be fun to see the original if it still exists.
- Comment on 🎶🎶🎶 1 week ago:
Oh my god, it’s been 22 years.
This meme can buy alcohol now.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I stopped giving a fuck way back when the choice was between that and killing myself.
That was the only way my nerdy girl self could live beyond 12 years old.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Oof. My 10 year old girl soul hurts just from the thumbnail.
- Comment on Did you do this at your highschool? 1 week ago:
Was this in the US? Sounds like a good way to be shot, scaring people and looking like you’re not human.
- Comment on Fuckin gooners 1 week ago:
To be fair, you don’t always need to rely on fan mods for this. Apparently, Rockstar spent an absurd amount of time and attention getting the jiggle physics on horse testicles just right.
- Comment on You will not be missed 2 weeks ago:
I gues, to me, ‘industry’ are the producers and studios. I can see how we have different meanings for that word.
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 2 weeks ago:
Trump’s tie is blue, – do republican presidents tend to wear blue ties?
What’s up with the weird balance in this photo? It’s clumsy.
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 2 weeks ago:
Their stances are so wrong, like the two on the right are mimicking Trump, who can’t help his stance.
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural. And so many more issues. This is nephew art.
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 2 weeks ago:
This vaguely feels like it’s meant to reference chess somehow, and good lord it feels clumsy.
- Comment on You will not be missed 2 weeks ago:
Does ‘film industry’ belong in this meme?
- Comment on You're cured! 2 weeks ago:
Quacks are worse.
- Comment on You're cured! 2 weeks ago:
You might be left with only IBS. In a hospital bed and not able to control your bowels.
- Comment on You're cured! 2 weeks ago:
They’re insane in the US because the fucking weirdo cult leader who started US chiropracty based on his dreams about literal ghosts was fucking insane.
It has nothing to do with medicine, and it should be illegal to impersonate medicine like that. It’s shameful.
Everyone who has been swindled by it should file a class-action suit, since that seems to be the only recourse.
- Comment on It's sad that people completely misunderstand what Star Trek is about. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, and it shows how hard it is to build a utopia even when intentionally trying to remove class and when oligarchies are motivated to prevent that, and in a post-scarcity reality, which we don’t yet have.
- Comment on It's sad that people completely misunderstand what Star Trek is about. 2 weeks ago:
All new Trek series feel unfocused and confused in their first season. Watch the first season of TNG or DS9 and tell me it was tight. Every Trek is kind of a mess at first.
- Comment on It's sad that people completely misunderstand what Star Trek is about. 2 weeks ago:
The new trek was cancelled because some people hated it and had outside influence.
So thanks, those of us who liked it don’t get any more of what we lifted because a few dicks had outsized influence.
I don’t get to enjoy something because you didn’t like it. Thanks.
You could have just not watched it, but instead you had to ruin it for me too.
Fuck you. We all need to stop watching these fuckwits who think they know more than us. Unsubscribe from these channels. Stop watching them. They’re ruining our ability to watch things.
- Comment on if i had a job 2 weeks ago:
Depends on which book you’re reading. One says 2, one says 7, it’s all BS regardless.
- Comment on if i had a job 2 weeks ago:
I would 100% not use this firm. Yikes. Terrible vibes from nearly every angle.
- Comment on The simple questions cracking the hard problem of consciousness 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on i guess lunar eclipse got an update too.. 4 weeks ago:
Ha. There’s no such thing as.
- Comment on he forgor 1 month ago:
Sorry, but this is kinda separate:
we couldn’t possibly pay the market price for it.
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I was like but that’s the job.
This is literally what labour unions are for?