LillyPip
@LillyPip@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Big if true 23 hours ago:
Or just not created him in the first place. Didn’t he see what was gonna happen?
- Comment on Enquiring minds would like to know! 23 hours ago:
Puffers are notorious cuckolds. It’s in their data sheet.
(FR though, puffers are curious about everything. It’s like they’re not even real animals, like they’re plushies come to like. They’re so weird.)
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 6 days ago:
Automatic voter registration. Boom, solves a big percyof the problem.
You’d be shocked how much a bit of minor paperwork stops a large percentage of people from doing the bare minimum.
- Comment on Like a log 2 weeks ago:
Show this to everyone who thinks dogs and cats can’t be friends. They’re close friends.
- Comment on Based on a true story 3 weeks ago:
I dunno man, he gave me this note for you. None of my business, he’s a weird kid. (Jesus giggling behind a potted plant.)
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 3 weeks ago:
Respect and derision are not the only choices.
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 3 weeks ago:
I’m not sure people are acknowledging the amount of money and slavery are behind this movement.
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 3 weeks ago:
Trump dying will not stop this. He’s a carnival barker and is not really in charge.
I really hope his death is very slow, very painful, and very public. I want him to drag his cursed movement down with him. If he abruptly dies, he’ll be a martyr that bolsters this movement, and that would be worse.
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 3 weeks ago:
Sociopath. Even if you hate the guy, if you’re a public figure like trump, the least you can do is muster a bit of empathy.
But he can’t, because he can’t even fathom the concept of empathy. It’s completely foreign to him.
Electing sociopaths is how you get war and genocide, as we’ve known for millennia.
- Comment on Languages 4 weeks ago:
œufs.
- Comment on Languages 4 weeks ago:
Accurate.
- Comment on Thanks for coming to my TED talk 4 weeks ago:
So, fun and slightly unrelated story:
In the late 80s, when I was a teen, we were driving through the Arizona desert to Mexico and there was this big stretch where there was just nothing. No radio, no rest stops, literally nothing. And I had to pee really bad.
So we pulled over for me to do my business. It was an open desert with nothing to hide behind, so I went a bit from the road and found the biggest bush I could. It was dead and not full enough for much privacy, but far enough that I thought it gave enough cover. So I squatted and pulled down my shorts, and heard a really loud rattle. I didn’t even think. Just scrambled back towards the car, butt naked to the sky, scraping my knees in the dirt. Not even sure when or how I pulled up my shorts.
I’d nearly pissed on a rattlesnake. The adults reassured me that they rattle instead of bite, so I wasn’t in real danger. They thought it was hilarious. I did not.
Sometimes you don’t think, you just do what you can do.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 4 weeks ago:
This is the most American thing I have read in my life. I shve lived for more than half a century, some of it in US states.
Seriously, if anyone asks what the US is like, show them this post. It’s perfect.
- Comment on A small moment in gaming history 5 weeks ago:
Where I live, there used to be an Officer Gay in our police. He retired a while ago, but just imagine the possibilities. There was graffiti. Soo much graffiti.
Like, this was a legitimate word, once, used for names and such.
- Comment on It's a service I provide 5 weeks ago:
You can have my pickle. I don’t want it.
- Comment on Who does Temu think I am? 1 month ago:
I didn’t get it on temu, and it’s not exactly the same. They’re all the same basic design because they have to be to work, and I happen to have a red one. They’re come in all colours.
Weird. XD
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 1 month ago:
I thought I was horny once, but that was just Rush Limbaugh dying.
Legendary comment.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 1 month ago:
Some people in that thread said the same. Like I said, everything is normal. There’s a huge range, from a few times a day to a couple of times a year. Just don’t judge yourself against others, and especially wth something as. Personal as this. I think your 2-3 times per day is perfectly fine. /hugs
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 1 month ago:
I think everything is normal that is natural for you and isn’t disruptive.
Sorry for the Reddit link, and I don’t know your age, but you may find this discussion in the psychologyofsex sub interesting.
‘Normal’ is a very wide range.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 1 month ago:
As long as it isn’t interfering with your life, flick that bean. It’s not hurting anyone.
You don’t need to compare yourself to others. They’re not you. Twice a day doesn’t sound excessive to me. 20 times a day might, but twice? It’s your body.
Also keep in mind female masturbation has, until recently, been discouraged by western culture as deviant until fairly recently. It may be that some of your friends are downplaying their own regularity for social pressure (you already mentioned you vocally agree with what they say – others are probably doing that, too).
I do it every month or so for the dopamine, but I’m asexual. I’d say even a few times every day is fine. If you think it’s disruptive to your life, I’d recommend therapy, but that’s like if you can’t focus in a meeting because you haven’t done it for an hour and that’s all you can think about. Otherwise, just enjoy yourself. You’re fine.
- Comment on holy🤯 1 month ago:
God invented sin, then made himself human in order to kill himself to save people from himself. Makes perfect sense.
- Comment on Who does Temu think I am? 1 month ago:
Silicone cover for the part of a VR headset that touches your face. Makes it a bit more comfortable. I think this one is for a Quest.
- Comment on Girl Scouts are ramping up their tactics 1 month ago:
You may be right.it was in a collection of headline mistakes, and this is shitpost, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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- Comment on So majestic! 1 month ago:
Aw. Blacktop is so hot on our little paws. :(
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 2 months ago:
Sounds like work. People buy this ice likely either don’t care or don’t want to spend the time.
I’d never buy this, because I don’t even use ice, and if I did, I wouldn’t care about its shape. Seems silly to me.
But I can’t disparage anyone who sees that market, and that means it’s worth doing as a business, to some degree, probably.
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 2 months ago:
Packaging makes sense, too. We’ve been buying bagged ice forever. In this case, your ice has stricter quality control.
I have no need for this, but there’s clearly a market for it. I can’t disparage anyone for finding a market.
- Comment on VP Vance Says Watergate Would Now Be 12-Hour News Story and Crazy It Took Down Nixon's Presidency 2 months ago:
Well, he would know, having been involved in the biggest scandals to ever hit politics.
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is being blackmailed? 2 months ago:
It was Putin, and it wasn’t trump pissing on escorts, it was trump ordering underage girls to piss on the bed Obama slept in as he watched. Reportedly, it didn’t stop there.
Trump was staying at a hotel in Moscow, and Putin, being ex-KGB, had cameras everywhere, and he provided the girls. Putin has video of trump raping girls in Moscow. - Comment on When foreign countries try to reproduce US brans 2 months ago:
Yeah! Why should Ben have all the gay‽
