LillyPip

@LillyPip@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I skipped my nightly pre-tightening ritual. 🤗⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh. Now I want to see this movie. That scene got pretty stupid about halfway through, but it looks fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Web shooter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh god, the shoebox. I have trauma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First of all, rude⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aye. Sniff. 🙃

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will confess that I have obsessively watched merge requests on a daily basis⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘that niche feature’ being basic security.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I suffer tragedy every night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OP farted and it diffused through the blanket, obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have any of you experienced that "snake detection" instinct? Do you think it's real?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure I have the opposite of this. I almost pissed on a rattlesnake once. Totally didn’t even notice it until I’d already squatted over it and it rattled at me. I scrambled away and we were both fine, but I was in its strike range and had no idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you wish to color/decorate your pumpkin with the intention of eating the seeds, would it be a good idea to cover the pumpkin with felt instead of painting it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Felt will make the pumpkin turn faster, since they don’t like clothes.

  For real, though, plants need to breathe, and they breathe through their skin – if you block their pores with glue and fabric, they’ll go off faster.

  Paints aren’t as bad, though they’ll also block their ability to exchange the gasses (ethylenes) that need to escape. If ethylenes are trapped, the veg will turn much faster. This is why you can buy ethylene exchanging bags and containers to keep your produce fresh longer.

  The only way to keep seeds and pulps from turning is to gut the pumpkin before decorating it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you wish to color/decorate your pumpkin with the intention of eating the seeds, would it be a good idea to cover the pumpkin with felt instead of painting it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Roast the seeds on a baking sheet and they’ll keep, or refrigerate them if you don’t want to eat them right away. At least then you can see whether they’re going off, rather than just trusting the pumpkin doesn’t start rotting on the inside where it’s not visible before you get round to using them.

  Just gut Jack and preserve his innards first, it’s safer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well at least you are not number one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dumb as potted light bulbs.

  Tbf, I’ve no room to talk. I had a friend who constantly told me ‘it’s a good thing you’re pretty’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fandom won’t allow adblockers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fandom has become progressively more fucked and unusable over the years. Can’t remember the last time I visited that site, it’s been a long while since, but I remember being more than mildly infuriated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat rule or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, too cat-like and realistic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat rule or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the top photo, if your child did that, they have a solid future as a MUA. Those eyebrows are on point.

  On the second photo, same, kitty, same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science beams are a top priority⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they still taking applications?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know we're on something else right now but I just wanted to share that I'm making beans and corn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans and corn you say, when the star of the show – that glorious meat – is right there.

  Stew, wonderful stew…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're all friends to me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucks sake. ‘Memes’. No apostrophe. So annoying, such sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gender affirming care for cis people a thing?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

  Gynomastia is a thing that causes some boys to endure a lot of bullying in school. Erectile dysfunction causes issues for older men. The treatment for both of those conditions is gender affirming treatment.

  Loads of others, too.

  But more to the point, it should not matter why a person needs gender affirming care. That should be a decision between a patient and their doctors, not me, not you, and not the government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I CANNOT TOLERATE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An officer, though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the fun part, you’re nor!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charlie Kirk strikes (is stricken) once again.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guns kill, yeah. And his guns didn’t protect him. So….

  I’ll take people more seriously about this issue once they become honest about why they want guns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anal tanorexia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, The Boys parodied it with The Deep doing a wellness series on airing one’s taint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adorable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh it’s a dog. I was thinking we’d found a weirder fetish than bad dragon…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I actually wouldn’t mind that. It’s actually integrated and not all up your nose about it. Probably the only way in-game ads wouldn’t piss me off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to build a loopback device⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a call for help?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put ads in my games and I’ll stop playing your games. Simple as.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel cheated that they cut the version of the nativity where Jesus was born in a cave and fought a literal dragon, after which the dragons and some lions bowed down to him (apocryphal Gospel of James).

  That would have been a much better scene under the Xmas tree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big if true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just not created him in the first place. Didn’t he see what was gonna happen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enquiring minds would like to know!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Puffers are notorious cuckolds. It’s in their data sheet.

  (FR though, puffers are curious about everything. It’s like they’re not even real animals, like they’re plushies come to like. They’re so weird.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Automatic voter registration. Boom, solves a big percyof the problem.

  You’d be shocked how much a bit of minor paperwork stops a large percentage of people from doing the bare minimum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a log⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Show this to everyone who thinks dogs and cats can’t be friends. They’re close friends.