LillyPip
@LillyPip@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Oppression.jpg 2 days ago:
Dr Who, series 2005 S1E2.
- Comment on Oppression.jpg 3 days ago:
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this.
- Comment on why 3 days ago:
This could be sold for all the money.
Also, kudos for the bidet. #cleanstarfish
- Comment on PSA 3 days ago:
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
- Comment on The other kind of crab 1 week ago:
In these parts, we call it the ‘Hefner Special’.
- Comment on The other kind of crab 1 week ago:
It’s a party in your pants!
- Comment on The other kind of crab 1 week ago:
🧪🧴 🧪🧴 🧪🧴 🧪🧴
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 1 week ago:
Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
- Comment on blue rizz 2 weeks ago:
Being delicious one time works, since everyone else in your tribe can see what delicious gets you.
- Comment on Doctors hate these simple tricks. 2 weeks ago:
This was nearly 30 years ago. I hope they don’t still make that assumption. Back then, they didn’t even ask. If I hadn’t stopped them, they would have just done it as a matter of routine. I really hope that’s changed now, and I’m curious if people who have had kids more recently in the US have a different experience. I hope so.
- Comment on Doctors hate these simple tricks. 2 weeks ago:
The hospital did this with my son, too.
I’d already told them before he was born we weren’t having them circumcised, but a nurse showed up the morning after to take him, and I’m glad I was awake, because they weren’t going to ask me. I groggily asked ‘where are you taking him?’ as she was walking away (I figured it was for blood work), and she said, ‘oh, you’re up? For his circumcision’. ‘No, no, we’re not doing that.’ She put him back in the crib.
They just assumed, and then it showed up on my bill. Took months to get the charge removed.
I’m not religious, and we don’t need to routinely mutilate baby penises, thanks.
- Comment on Doctors hate these simple tricks. 2 weeks ago:
Where’ssss my foreskin, preciousss?
- Comment on blue rizz 2 weeks ago:
He looks like licking him would let me see sooooo many colours. Why tasty look of not tasty?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yeah. I talked to him (virtually).
I’m mostly wondering where he went.
- Comment on It's why the thrift store has so many of them 2 weeks ago:
Oh shit, we can do this?
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 4 weeks ago:
Right?
Most people just pay it out of obligation, and the occasional nerd calls us out politely.
Her, whatever will we do?
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- Comment on A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.” 4 weeks ago:
Eh, I (natural blonde) was never offended by these jokes.
One of my favourites:
A blonde is driving down the motorway when she spots another blonde in a boat in a wheat field, rowing with all her might but getting nowhere. Angered by the situation, she pulls over to give her a piece of her mind.
‘You idiot!’ she shouts. ‘You’re giving all us blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your arse!’ - Comment on A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.” 5 weeks ago:
As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 5 weeks ago:
Sounds like a property crime.
- Comment on See their point 1 month ago:
This may be why my sister is into competitive band ‘music’ (I mean the sort schools do, with lots of brass and drums).
I just can’t fathom it. I worked in an instrument shop, and it all sounds like if a van plowed into our stock room to me.
- Comment on Reality vs Fantasy 1 month ago:
Good, then I don’t expect us to be ‘family’, since my family would understand that treating me like shit would ruin our relationship.
Soooooo…
- Comment on Thumbs up to people dying. 2 months ago:
It would be cathartic for many of us, though.
- Comment on Thumbs up to people dying. 2 months ago:
That’s what happens when you put people in leadership positions who earnestly believe that empathy is a “fundamental weakness’. Ya know, ignoring that empathy is precisely what’s made us successful as a species in the first place.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 2 months ago:
We’re not homo naledi. We’ve been living in increasingly modern societies forever, and definitely long enough for it to be more natural to us as a species than shitting in bushes and dying of dysentery.
- Comment on Everybody poops 2 months ago:
Looks like a robot.
- Comment on Everybody poops 2 months ago:
They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.
- Comment on Everybody poops 2 months ago:
Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out in i, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.
- Comment on Sweatshop 2 months ago:
liquefaction necrosis
bones collapsing
So, these are things that have actually happened, since we know that’s a thing. Good lord.
I’m not afraid of many things, but that sounds horrific. Have people lived through that? I kinda hope not.
These sorts of things are why regulations are written in blood, right?
- Comment on Sweatshop 2 months ago:
I’m actively working to keep their bones undissolved (not exaggerating)
😳
Uh… story time? Or not.
