LillyPip

@LillyPip@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science beams are a top priority⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they still taking applications?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know we're on something else right now but I just wanted to share that I'm making beans and corn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans and corn you say, when the star of the show – that glorious meat – is right there.

  Stew, wonderful stew…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're all friends to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucks sake. ‘Memes’. No apostrophe. So annoying, such sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gender affirming care for cis people a thing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

  Gynomastia is a thing that causes some boys to endure a lot of bullying in school. Erectile dysfunction causes issues for older men. The treatment for both of those conditions is gender affirming treatment.

  Loads of others, too.

  But more to the point, it should not matter why a person needs gender affirming care. That should be a decision between a patient and their doctors, not me, not you, and not the government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I CANNOT TOLERATE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  An officer, though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the fun part, you’re nor!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charlie Kirk strikes (is stricken) once again.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guns kill, yeah. And his guns didn’t protect him. So….

  I’ll take people more seriously about this issue once they become honest about why they want guns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anal tanorexia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, The Boys parodied it with The Deep doing a wellness series on airing one’s taint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adorable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh it’s a dog. I was thinking we’d found a weirder fetish than bad dragon…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I actually wouldn’t mind that. It’s actually integrated and not all up your nose about it. Probably the only way in-game ads wouldn’t piss me off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to build a loopback device⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a call for help?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put ads in my games and I’ll stop playing your games. Simple as.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel cheated that they cut the version of the nativity where Jesus was born in a cave and fought a literal dragon, after which the dragons and some lions bowed down to him (apocryphal Gospel of James).

  That would have been a much better scene under the Xmas tree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big if true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just not created him in the first place. Didn’t he see what was gonna happen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enquiring minds would like to know!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Puffers are notorious cuckolds. It’s in their data sheet.

  (FR though, puffers are curious about everything. It’s like they’re not even real animals, like they’re plushies come to like. They’re so weird.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Automatic voter registration. Boom, solves a big percyof the problem.

  You’d be shocked how much a bit of minor paperwork stops a large percentage of people from doing the bare minimum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a log⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Show this to everyone who thinks dogs and cats can’t be friends. They’re close friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based on a true story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno man, he gave me this note for you. None of my business, he’s a weird kid. (Jesus giggling behind a potted plant.)

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Respect and derision are not the only choices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure people are acknowledging the amount of money and slavery are behind this movement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump dying will not stop this. He’s a carnival barker and is not really in charge.

  I really hope his death is very slow, very painful, and very public. I want him to drag his cursed movement down with him. If he abruptly dies, he’ll be a martyr that bolsters this movement, and that would be worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sociopath. Even if you hate the guy, if you’re a public figure like trump, the least you can do is muster a bit of empathy.

  But he can’t, because he can’t even fathom the concept of empathy. It’s completely foreign to him.

  Electing sociopaths is how you get war and genocide, as we’ve known for millennia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Languages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  œufs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Languages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Accurate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks for coming to my TED talk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, fun and slightly unrelated story:

  In the late 80s, when I was a teen, we were driving through the Arizona desert to Mexico and there was this big stretch where there was just nothing. No radio, no rest stops, literally nothing. And I had to pee really bad.

  So we pulled over for me to do my business. It was an open desert with nothing to hide behind, so I went a bit from the road and found the biggest bush I could. It was dead and not full enough for much privacy, but far enough that I thought it gave enough cover. So I squatted and pulled down my shorts, and heard a really loud rattle. I didn’t even think. Just scrambled back towards the car, butt naked to the sky, scraping my knees in the dirt. Not even sure when or how I pulled up my shorts.

  I’d nearly pissed on a rattlesnake. The adults reassured me that they rattle instead of bite, so I wasn’t in real danger. They thought it was hilarious. I did not.

  Sometimes you don’t think, you just do what you can do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the most American thing I have read in my life. I shve lived for more than half a century, some of it in US states.

  Seriously, if anyone asks what the US is like, show them this post. It’s perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A small moment in gaming history⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I live, there used to be an Officer Gay in our police. He retired a while ago, but just imagine the possibilities. There was graffiti. Soo much graffiti.

  Like, this was a legitimate word, once, used for names and such.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a service I provide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can have my pickle. I don’t want it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who does Temu think I am?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t get it on temu, and it’s not exactly the same. They’re all the same basic design because they have to be to work, and I happen to have a red one. They’re come in all colours.

  Weird. XD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought I was horny once, but that was just Rush Limbaugh dying.

  Legendary comment.