McConnell and Graham in one week!?
The Ol' Switcheroo
Submitted 2 months ago by Glemek@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Nature is healing
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.
neonchaos@piefed.social 2 months ago
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and… I’m sure there’s a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]
Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That is so awesome.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
UncleArthur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain’t a jackpot, but it’s a nice prize.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
Beangut@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
Serinus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
cnn.com/…/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulan…
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
Photonic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his body and animatronics ever since
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Katana314@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Exatron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
Tja@programming.dev 2 months ago
Lol, me too.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
He had a terminal case of the vapors.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not on my bingo card
rayyy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
Kimika@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
BigPotato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s this from? I want to hear it.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 months ago
BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Next round’s on me 🍻
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Death comes [by the dozens].(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2026#July)
sirico@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Oh baby a triple!
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Well somebody’s gotta warm up hell before ol’ Mitch goes downstairs
Hoimo@ani.social 2 months ago
This article is currently being heavily editedas its subject has recently died.
Not even all his wasses have been issed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Who?
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Good riddance you spineless cum sock.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That doesn’t narrow things down much.
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 2 months ago
Love that this is how I found out
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Me too, didn’t expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump’s lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don’t want a special election
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he lived; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
McConnell doesn’t have a sister they can replace him with?
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I find out about people who’ve died by this, more than probably any other way.