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The Ol' Switcheroo

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Glemek@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]

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    • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      That is so awesome.

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  • DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love that this is how I found out

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    • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Me too, didn’t expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump’s lap dog.

      Also McConnell is dead, they just don’t want a special election

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.

        Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he lived; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.

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    • ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I find out about people who’ve died by this, more than probably any other way.

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  • SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is how I find out Lindsey died?

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Lol, me too.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.

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  • BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.

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  • UncleArthur@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      25? please add a couple zeros. it ain’t a jackpot, but it’s a nice prize.

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer

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    • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Oh baby a triple!

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    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Bad things come in threes.

      So you’re probably right about it being two.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    McConnell and Graham in one week!?

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    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nature is healing

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      • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately

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    • neonchaos@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and… I’m sure there’s a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls

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      • chilicheeselies@lemmy.world ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke

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    • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.

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  • rayyy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.

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    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!

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  • Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s this from? I want to hear it.

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      • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh come on. This is ridiculous.

    We all know he already got McConnell.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞

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      • Exatron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately

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    • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his body and animatronics ever since

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      • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.

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      • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.

      I’m more than happy to be wrong about this

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      • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        cnn.com/…/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulan…

        Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.

        Dude is fucking dead.

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      • Beangut@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive

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      • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.

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  • ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.

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  • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.

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  • Kimika@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.

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    • BigPotato@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.

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  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not on my bingo card

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.

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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well somebody’s gotta warm up hell before ol’ Mitch goes downstairs

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Next round’s on me 🍻

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  • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This article is currently being heavily editedas its subject has recently died.

    Not even all his wasses have been issed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?

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