McConnell and Graham in one week!?
The Ol' Switcheroo
Submitted 1 month ago by Glemek@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Nature is healing
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.
neonchaos@piefed.social 1 month ago
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and… I’m sure there’s a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]
Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That is so awesome.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
UncleArthur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain’t a jackpot, but it’s a nice prize.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
Beangut@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
cnn.com/…/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulan…
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
Photonic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his body and animatronics ever since
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Katana314@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Exatron@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
Lol, me too.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
He had a terminal case of the vapors.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not on my bingo card
rayyy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
Kimika@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
BigPotato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
Murse@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s this from? I want to hear it.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BrickEater@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Next round’s on me 🍻
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Death comes [by the dozens].(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2026#July)
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Oh baby a triple!
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Well somebody’s gotta warm up hell before ol’ Mitch goes downstairs
Hoimo@ani.social 1 month ago
This article is currently being heavily editedas its subject has recently died.
Not even all his wasses have been issed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Who?
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Good riddance you spineless cum sock.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 month ago
is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That doesn’t narrow things down much.
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 1 month ago
Love that this is how I found out
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Me too, didn’t expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump’s lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don’t want a special election
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he lived; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
McConnell doesn’t have a sister they can replace him with?
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I find out about people who’ve died by this, more than probably any other way.