McConnell and Graham in one week!?
The Ol' Switcheroo
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Glemek@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Nature is healing
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.
neonchaos@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and… I’m sure there’s a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]
Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That is so awesome.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
UncleArthur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain’t a jackpot, but it’s a nice prize.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
Beangut@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
Serinus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
cnn.com/…/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulan…
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
Photonic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his body and animatronics ever since
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Katana314@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Exatron@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Lol, me too.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
He had a terminal case of the vapors.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not on my bingo card
rayyy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
Kimika@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
BigPotato@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s this from? I want to hear it.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Next round’s on me 🍻
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Death comes [by the dozens].(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2026#July)
sirico@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Oh baby a triple!
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Well somebody’s gotta warm up hell before ol’ Mitch goes downstairs
Hoimo@ani.social 2 weeks ago
This article is currently being heavily editedas its subject has recently died.
Not even all his wasses have been issed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Who?
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Good riddance you spineless cum sock.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That doesn’t narrow things down much.
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Love that this is how I found out
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Me too, didn’t expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump’s lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don’t want a special election
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he lived; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
McConnell doesn’t have a sister they can replace him with?
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I find out about people who’ve died by this, more than probably any other way.