resipsaloquitur

@resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quite a quirky design 😄 Can anyone guess the right way to open it?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Think of all the money you’ll save by not having to buy condoms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  PRAISE JEBUS!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McConnell Extends Senate Leave, Will Miss State Picnic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mitch is feeling much better lately.

  Went for a hike today:

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  Then they visited Paris:

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  And stopped by Euro Disney:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell yeah.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sex in the stacks.

  “Oh, Mr. Rochester, what will they think in Thornfield Hall?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Civic duty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What, no black coffee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Activists Who Spray-Painted Barclays Set to Be Sentenced As Terrorists⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM crisis averted⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Random Access Mammories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The savings are trickling down to us⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s a warm trickle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk: Many British people are living in lovely small towns. They are just like Hobbits. Until one day, people show up and start raping their kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Centrist Democrats Rebuke Party’s Left Wing: ‘We Are Capitalist, Not Socialist’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They expect your vote, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Just Claimed That "SpaceX Will Be Worth More Than Earth," but the Bond Market Strongly Disagrees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So far, so good.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are so many new programming languages being developed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One day they will back their way into reinventing Lisp and the prophesy will be fulfilled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global influencer Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan Tate arrested in Miami⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no how unfortunate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternative medicine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad news, OOP — killing yourself will give you more worms, not fewer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are so many new programming languages being developed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For the same reason every engineer looks at legacy code and says “this is too complicated! I’m throwing this out and starting over” only to find out the hard way that the “complication” was a decade worth of requirements.

  Hubris.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 News flash: the good ending has been unlocked!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Star Trek: Jean-Luc Picard’s Entire Character Timeline Explained

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[2023] Some Transgender Women May Be Barred From Women’s Chess Competitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So, vibes?

  No one actually said “no gurlz aloud”?

  I’m not saying there’s zero bias, but this just sounds made-up. Why make up something when there’s plenty of explicit bias?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[2023] Some Transgender Women May Be Barred From Women’s Chess Competitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  [citation needed]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to fly from the US to the UK as a duel citizen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  -4 to persuasion checks using the off-hand passport, but only against customs agents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American E.V. Has Been Crushed. Will It Take the U.S. Auto Industry With It?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But I need my pavement princess to commute to my office job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump admin subpoenas NY Times reporters after claiming prez swapped out $400M Air Force One jet during trip to Turkey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oops. Guess NYT shouldn’t have sanewashed Donald in 2024.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨500,000 households cancel TV licence putting BBC future in jeopardy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They have a streaming service. They can charge for it.

  Doesn’t seem that complicated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House Directed Kash Patel to Oversee Investigation Involving Times Reporting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh wow, maybe NYT shouldn’t have sanewashed Donald in 2024.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ol' Switcheroo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ol' Switcheroo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad things come in threes.

  So you’re probably right about it being two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Copper⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try. I’m not googling “copper pegging” again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rejected :(⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is this Hermano guy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 benny 2 benny 3 benny 4⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No it isn’t. It’s the seventh of eight bullet points, and it says “use caution when operating a vehicle.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 benny 2 benny 3 benny 4⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got allergies late in life.

  I thought “Benadryl — like ibuprofen, right? Two to just get started…”

  Took two. Nose still dripping like a faucet. Took two more. Then went for a motorcycle ride.

  An hour into the ride: “I should just lie down in the middle of the road and take a nap…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the sartorial function of that flap your zipper keeps getting caught in?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It shrinks?