resipsaloquitur
@resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
- Comment on Copper 3 days ago:
Nice try. I’m not googling “copper pegging” again.
- Comment on Rejected :( 4 days ago:
Who is this Hermano guy?
- Comment on 1 benny 2 benny 3 benny 4 4 days ago:
No it isn’t. It’s the seventh of eight bullet points, and it says “use caution when operating a vehicle.”
- Comment on 1 benny 2 benny 3 benny 4 4 days ago:
I got allergies late in life.
I thought “Benadryl — like ibuprofen, right? Two to just get started…”
Took two. Nose still dripping like a faucet. Took two more. Then went for a motorcycle ride.
An hour into the ride: “I should just lie down in the middle of the road and take a nap…”
- Comment on What is the sartorial function of that flap your zipper keeps getting caught in? 5 days ago:
It shrinks?
- Comment on Neil the Seal 6 days ago:
Fuck that pole.
- Comment on White nationalist group marches as US celebrates July 4 6 days ago:
I’m guessing they still got paid.
- Comment on White nationalist group marches as US celebrates July 4 6 days ago:
The only losers at the DC state fair.
- Comment on Heat waves hate this one WEIRD trick 1 week ago:
- Comment on Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum 1 week ago:
Nussy.
- Comment on No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had! 1 week ago:
Sparks, though.
- Comment on The Secret Reason Bosses Want Everyone Back in the Office, Every Day of the Week 1 week ago:
Also, shouting at an underling over Zoom isn’t as satisfying.
- Comment on The real deal 2 weeks ago:
Someone’s never come home with a slightly cracked egg that’s glued itself and three friends to the carton.
If you’re that pressed for time, turn the carton over. You’ll see a darker color if one has cracked and it’ll feel off when one or more doesn’t move.
- Comment on The President of the United States gave a speech today 2 weeks ago:
He loves a good double giraffe jerk.
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
They used to be one country — Swedenmark — then they broke apart.
They share custody of the “den.”
- Comment on Bro, we in an IHOP pancake mix 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on [politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp! 3 weeks ago:
He did lean left in the end.
- Comment on The truth is our there 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Mission accomplished 3 weeks ago:
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
- Comment on Mission accomplished 3 weeks ago:
Fool me once, shame on you.
- Comment on Why The Economist hates wealth taxes. 3 weeks ago:
Because economists aren’t scientists — they’re propaganda for the rich.
- Comment on [Video] Hasan Piker wonders why he is banned from the UK but Elon Musk is not after inciting race-riots in Belfast 4 weeks ago:
What a monster.
- Comment on [Video] Hasan Piker wonders why he is banned from the UK but Elon Musk is not after inciting race-riots in Belfast 4 weeks ago:
Fnords.
- Comment on Punk rock 4 weeks ago:
The first mp3 I ever downloaded was 21st Century Digital Boy.
The irony was lost on me at the time.
- Comment on [Video] Hasan Piker wonders why he is banned from the UK but Elon Musk is not after inciting race-riots in Belfast 4 weeks ago:
What’s he done?
- Comment on President Trump readying new strikes on Iranian power plants, bridges: ‘Have to pay the price’ 4 weeks ago:
Warcrime Wednesday.
- Comment on Median pay for CEOs rose nearly 6% in 2025, but some compensation packages were eye-popping 4 weeks ago:
Any day now.
- Comment on Median pay for CEOs rose nearly 6% in 2025, but some compensation packages were eye-popping 4 weeks ago:
Don’t question your social betters, peasant.
They create jobs.
- Comment on Idris Elba Says Bond Rumors Were ‘Never Legit’ and ‘Not Realistic’: Audiences ‘Won’t Go for a Black Male Playing Bond’ 4 weeks ago:
Really? I’m as white and male as they come and I was irritated that they chickened-out on moving the series onto a black woman in the last movie.
Would have been something new.
The “you’re a misogynistic dinosaur/I know you are but what am I?” was getting stale.
Would have been something new interesting to follow a superficially different secret agent. Is she promiscuous at all? If so, does she have sex casually? As a means of getting information? How does a history of colonization affect her work for the former colonizer? What’s the world like through the eyes of a female playboy (playgirl)?
- Comment on I vaguely remember these but forgot what they were for 4 weeks ago:
