Murse
@Murse@slrpnk.net
- Comment on 4 days ago:
That doesn’t vindicate the marketing.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Spore devs say the evolution game’s previews were more ambitious than what they were actually making
Not often they just casually admit to false advertising like that.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Same boat. You’ll still get a few drops up there, but it’ll be tolerable discomfort that you’ll be able to snort out over the minutes following eruption.
Try to start thinking of this trick as soon as you start feeling nauseous. GL!
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Out-crazy the crazy does seem to be an effective strategy. Your sinuses are NOT going to be happy with you though.
On that note, if you’ve ever puked and got any of that acid up your nose, you know how absolutely horrible that feels: you’ll be pleased to know that you can almost completely block it from happening if you simply pinch your nose shut as the puke comes streaming out. By capping off the pressure at your nostrils, no fluid, be it air, snot, or stomach acid, will be able to travel from your oropharynx to your nasopharynx – you basically wall off the blue zone:
Downside being that you gotta actually remember this trick as your guts are about to spill, which isn’t really a great time to call back on little lifehacks from the internet. If you happen to recall it in the stages leading up to go-time though, you’re golden.
Also be careful not to gasp for air between streams of vomit, or you might inhale some. You don’t want stomach acid in your air way! Controlled, slow breaths.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Poop! 1 week ago:
Nurse here. I’ve wiped a cumulative mile or two of stranger ass crack, so… I know a thing or two about poop.
The answer is:
If everything’s working normally, your bowels will reabsorb water until it becomes solid. They’re really good at reabsorbing water.
If everything’s working normally.
If you’ve got the Hershe’s squirts, things are not working normally. So… you’ll probably just shit your pants.
*snaps glove*
Now spread em.
- Comment on Buzz off 1 week ago:
If it has a stinger, doesn’t make me honey, and is at all aggressive toward humans, it’s kill on sight. Idc if it’s a pollinator or w/e - either the other pollinators can fill in the gap after its death/extinction, or the ecosystem collapses… which we’re speedrunning the latter anyway, so fuck it, we’re not going to make a significant impact on the global collapse of life by being a little extra aggressive to fuckers like wasps, mosquitos, etc.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
The antichrist.
- Comment on Retirement Plan 🕛 2 weeks ago:
Turn that gun around and go out with a historic bang involving as many of the people responsible for fucking or lives as possible.
End result will be the same for you; but much, much better for society!
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 2 weeks ago:
I mean yeah, but I also don’t give a shit about sin. Act like dick to me and I have zero issue with milking some schadenfreude out of you.
There’s a non-zero chance I’ll eat a bullet for that some day, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 2 weeks ago:
Slow drivers on the left are annoying; tailgaiters are a threat to my safety. Become a threat to my safety, and suddenly I don’t give a shit about your safety. Get on my ass like that middle car and the first thing I’m doing is scanning ahead for a pothole or piece of debris on the road: if spotted, I’m waiting until the last millisecond to dodge it, and you get to drive full-speed into it. If not spotted, we get to drop a mph on the cruise control every few seconds until you fuck off.
- Comment on Streamline it 2 weeks ago:
Hawaska left off the map again.
- Comment on Watch: Zuckerberg’s superyacht arrives in Seattle just as Meta cuts 1,400 local jobs (video in body) 3 weeks ago:
Remember that time when Ukraine used a remote control mini boat loaded with explosives to sink a war ship that was basically the jewel of Russia’s navy?
Anyway, just reminiscing. Gonna read the article now.
- Comment on borger 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Texas woman arrested after Facebook post over city's water concerns. 4 weeks ago:
If they wear the Nazi uniform, they’re a Nazi. They don’t get a pass for being a little lower on the food chain.
- Comment on .ml has got to be the only place on earth where I'd get downvoted for a comment like this 4 weeks ago:
Yeah mine’s pretty extensive as well. Not so much key words, but definitely communities. Just one instance though.
- Comment on .ml has got to be the only place on earth where I'd get downvoted for a comment like this 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t run into those - might not be federated with solarpunk. Definitely sound like good candidates for the chopping block though.
- Comment on .ml has got to be the only place on earth where I'd get downvoted for a comment like this 4 weeks ago:
Those are communities, and yeah those were quick to be blocked for me as well. I’m talking about entire instances, which to my knowledge there aren’t any yiff ones - so far .ml is the only one that’s been so consistently bad that it’s actually worth throwing any trace of the baby out with the bath water.
- Comment on .ml has got to be the only place on earth where I'd get downvoted for a comment like this 4 weeks ago:
Blocking an entire instance seemed extreme at first, but with the level of crazy in .ml I finally just ripped off that bandaid and did it. It remains the only one.
The fediverse has been a much better experience ever since!
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 4 weeks ago:
An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but not the coroner.
- Comment on Sorry, force of habit my B 5 weeks ago:
Length, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
- Comment on You can only joke about things that don't bother MMEEEEEE 1 month ago:
Yes.
- Comment on You can only joke about things that don't bother MMEEEEEE 1 month ago:
- Comment on Deluxe poppy seed cake 1 month ago:
This makes me realize I have no idea what poppyseed actually tastes like. I’ve had lemon poppyseed muffins/bread, which are delicious, but just taste like lemon - the poppyseed gives it a nice fine crunchy texture, but doesn’t make any detectable impact on the taste.
…and now I’m second-hand annoyed at OP’s situation of finding a product that promises to highlight that taste, but turns out to be more false fucking advertising.
I want the thing pictured in the wrapper!
Then again… random piss tests… probably not worth it.
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 2 months ago:
I think those might have been bulls.
- Comment on Amazon laid off 30,000 workers while CEO Andy Jassy got a 30% pay bump 2 months ago:
Any ideas on ways we can convince Amazon to pay its workers enough to survive?
- Comment on Strange are afoot at the Walter Reed 2 months ago:
…I really need to stock up on fireworks. That type of evil being snuffed out calls for fireworks.
- Comment on I'm sure it'll be fine! 2 months ago:
“T minus 10… 9… 8… 7…” System restarting for updates, do not power off… … … Yo, wanna back up all your shit? Click here to let us save a copy of all your shit to our servers! <Yes> <Ask me again tomorrow> Ehhh check that out, it’s time for your FREE upgrade to Windows 11! Click here to… wow, fucking rude. Alright. How about an office suite? Ya want an office suite?? Nevermind that Office is already installed, this one’s special! …what are you a fucking peasant or something? Alright fine, here’s access back to your peasant-ass operating system and an image of a cartoon cat wearing a wrestling belt for some fucking reason. 🖕
“…-T THE FUCK ARE DOING, I SAID ABORT DAMNIT! THE WIND PICKED UP, HARD! YOU CAN’T BRING THE FUEL TANK THROUGH THAT MUCH TURBU–” explodes
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 2 months ago:
Looks like they’re interchangeable. In a clinical setting I’ve only ever used or heard it called a pannus. We even stock “pannus retractors” (basically a sticker with Velcro on the back - sticker part slaps onto the pannus, whole thing gets pushed wherever you need it, then Velcro straps connect to that to hold it on place).
This might be a regional thing, too - chips vs fries kind of situation. Not sure where you’re posting from; I’m in that weird unstable area with all the guns that some orange neanderthal has been busy raping for the last couple of years.
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 2 months ago:
Quick search shows a lot of residential and commercial options - a legit scrub sink would probably be overkill, albeit novel. Just bleach the hell out of it if you go the scrub route - those things nasty.
