This is actually really wholesome
the Pope uses his teeth to eat food
Submitted 2 months ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 months ago
That guy would’ve loved pope fights
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s not true, the a flock of Cardinals gathers around him and chews up food then spits the mashed food into his mouth. You should watch the National Geographic special on it, it’s really quite amazing.
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
The cardinals are the pope’s fledglings, right? I think he’s the one puking in their mouths.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s what I thought too, but it’s more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.
Nature is so strange and beautiful.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unless there are a bunch of bare chested Vatican natives in it i probably won’t sit through a NG special on the Pope.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what about the NG+ special on the Pope? you even get to keep your popeslayer hat and monocle from your previous watchthrough
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
I absolutely love this. I worked with mentally ill adults and children and I knew a few who could use some custom lessons about hygiene.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you know the Clothes On song?
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
That’s awesome!
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yo Gabba Gabba has a “don’t bite your friends” song. (Although it’s not in the same league as some of their better songs or the guest bands that they have.)
princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
[The Pope] does not bite people.
John XII and Benedict IX did a whole lot of unpapal things; if you told me they bit some people I’d believe you.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Boys need good, male role models.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Fortunately, there’s a manosphere for that…
Shayeta@feddit.org 2 months ago
And little else…
nullspace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some people only understand things spoken in their own language.
MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a someone with ASD: hey! (true tho)
TessierAshpool@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Respect for the kid. The new pope is kind of cool.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
!BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
wador@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Bruh
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, it wouldn’t have if the Pope of the time was Reginald the Bitey!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.
So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn’t want to sit. So my BIL said “Look at everybody. Mommy’s sitting. Daddy’s sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we’d like you to sit too! Can’t eat food like that if you’re standing!”
And then she sat down.
That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.
It was one of those “so THIS is what good parenting looks like…” moments.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 months ago
If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Don’t fall for peer pressure!
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I mean… I did already pay for the cliff diving class, and it’s not refundable…
vrek@programming.dev 2 months ago
Yes, I would. I don’t surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there’s a reason. I don’t know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff… Its probably best choice
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I’d hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and not fully realize I was the only real person left.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d be the first one off, what are you talking about