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God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I’d hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and not fully realize I was the only real person left.

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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.

Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself.

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- Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  But I just don’t care if any of them survive? It’s not like any of you are real people anyway. Now stop stalling and get jumping.
  
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  - TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Honestly fair. Goodbye.
    
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