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• bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too…

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean… I did already pay for the cliff diving class, and it’s not refundable…

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• vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes, I would. I don’t surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there’s a reason. I don’t know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff… Its probably best choice

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  • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    From Brooklyn 99

    Jake: “So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?”

    Captain Holt: “If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”

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  • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    xkcd.com/1170/

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All your friends just gave me five bucks.

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Show me bank records and I’ll consider it

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I’d hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and not fully realize I was the only real person left.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.

    Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself.

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    • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But I just don’t care if any of them survive? It’s not like any of you are real people anyway. Now stop stalling and get jumping.

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      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Honestly fair. Goodbye.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d be the first one off, what are you talking about

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