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- Comment on Anon is going to be rich 1 day ago:
Ok, so which alley did you buy the ID in and what type of animal fur was the dealer wearing?
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
I guess it’s time for a re-read
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
Nope, I’m not an Ai advert. I read the book and still have it. I hope you like the book. I also recommend a diamond age, also known as a primer for young girls.
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
It’s not a direct connection to Rowling but I was just pointing out another example.
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
Ok, I’m sorry I got that detail incorrect.
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
Could be, I may be wrong but still an awesome book
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
Ok, it’s been a decade since I read it so I remembered wrong.
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
Completely agree.
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
Wait, are you correcting me or giving social commentary? I thought the guy on the skateboard was delivering pizzas but it has been over a decade since I read it so I may be wrong
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
Sorry, it’s snowcrash and I corrected the original comment.
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
If you like techno-fantasy I highly recommend snowcrash. For years I’ve wanted a game of the first chapter, basically a guy is delivering pizza but gas is really expensive so all he has is a skateboard and a harpoon gun with an electromagnet. He basically shoots the harpoon at cars and gave them pull him towards the destination, it sounds like a cool video game like a race but you don’t control speed only which car you are connected to.
Don’t worry that didn’t spoil anything. The book goes into a totally different direction with technology and science.
- Comment on Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦 1 day ago:
In the book snowcraah by Neil Stephenson the main character is named “Hiro Protagonist”. Yes it’s a real book, and one of my favorites, by a real author.
- Comment on for personal lore development 2 days ago:
Depends… Pregnant by a horse? That will give you attention. Pregnant by a human male well…
- Comment on My father the tween literary critic 1 week ago:
I wish I had will smith’s speech on his target of choice when interviewing in MIB. It would of been the perfect response to “an advanced book for a 11 yo”
- Comment on Whats the best way to clean up 15 years of stuff around the house? 1 week ago:
I would go longer on the clothes but otherwise good advice. Typically I figure 1 year. For example if OP is in the northern hemisphere, it’s winter and 2 months ago would be around Christmas time… He probably hasn’t worn any shorts and maybe not any short-sleeve shirts since then. That doesn’t mean he won’t wear them in 3 months when it’s warmer.
Typically I try to make it a early December tradition, anything I haven’t worn in a year gets donated for needy families before the holidays. Everything else gets washed and hung up backwards. Next December if a piece is still backwards, it gets donated.
- Comment on The Texas man who shot a British woman after an argument about President Trump won’t face charges. The jury hails from a pro-gun pro-Trump part of the state, a legal expert says 1 week ago:
My mother was on a grand jury in NJ. It was every Tuesday and Thursday all day, plus 1.5 hour commute each way.
She effectively lost her job over it. No, the company didn’t say that but she had the same responsibilities to accomplish in 24 hours vs 40 hours before and they fired her for “poor work performance” because she was unable to complete them.
I think she got paid $12 a day to serve on the jury which didn’t even cover gas and she had to pay $5 a day to park. Technically she didn’t have to pay for parking as she could park on the street and pay a meter but the meter had to be repaid every 2 hours and they only got a 1 hour break for lunch around the 4 hour mark.
She didn’t discuss any of the cases with me but I know there were multiple cases of csam and more than one case of fathers raping their children. The evidence was mostly photos and videos which the jury had to watch.
- Comment on Please please please 4 weeks ago:
The problem is most people don’t want to be hundred billionaires in 20 years, they want to be 10 millionaires by the end of the month. To do that you don’t go for great products, you go for good products you can make sound great to other people and hope other people are stupider than you.
- Comment on If I publish my memoir and wrote about every bad thing people did to hurt me while the people mentioned are still alive, how much trouble could I get in? 1 month ago:
Look… The other night I was drunk and mistakes were made
- Comment on If I publish my memoir and wrote about every bad thing people did to hurt me while the people mentioned are still alive, how much trouble could I get in? 1 month ago:
Anyone can sue anyone else for anything…
I could sue you for having anal sex with my night stand… I would lose since you didnt(I hope) and that’s not illegal but I could sue you for it…
- Comment on it's so fluffy 1 month ago:
Only downside is with global warming and no air conditioning the studios they use are typically warmer then people are used to, as a result you won’t see many of their talents wearing sweaters or jackets…
- Comment on it's so fluffy 1 month ago:
Isn’t onlyfans for people who are getting rid of their air conditioning because of the environmental effects of freon and the excess electricity use?
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- Comment on It’s good to know what to do in an emergency 1 month ago:
Additionally only the black guy is exiting as the white people are molesting eachother…
- Comment on Agdq 2026 has started 1 month ago:
Yup, well first time for one of the big stages. I believe they have done YouTube on some of the smaller events like femme fetals and black in a flash as a “test” of their setup to ensure it would work right for the big event.
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- Comment on Internet picture of a monkey 1 month ago:
You don’t have that founder energy… Otherwise you would try to duplicate me into an Ai to make an Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai… If we follow the chain we end up with a Japanese porn soundtrack
- Comment on ‘I’m just a girl in Canada trying to get everyone their vibrators’: Why a Toronto sex toy store got a letter from the U.S. Department of War 1 month ago:
Free beer vs free speech in another context
- Comment on Internet picture of a monkey 1 month ago:
I remember going to a presentation trying to sell timeshares back in the 90s. I was on vacation with my parents in Orlando Florida. If we went to an hour long presentation selling us time shares we would be given tickets to Disney world for 3 days and up to 4 people per party.
I have no idea how they afforded to do that, I know we didn’t buy one and I just read a book(i think I was about 10) while waiting to go to Disney world. We did get the tickets and Disney world was enjoyable.
- Comment on Internet picture of a monkey 1 month ago:
I can help with this plan. I’ll vibe-code the Ai to generate the Ai Ai pictures… This would be the Ai Ai Ai Ai
- Comment on I'm looking for the best free online storage site my files. That is heavily encrypted and respect people's privacy, what would you suggest? 1 month ago:
CCC would also work. I think at either convention that talk would be standing room only if not shut down by the fire Marshall
- Comment on I'm looking for the best free online storage site my files. That is heavily encrypted and respect people's privacy, what would you suggest? 1 month ago:
You know if somebody did this with an encrypted data but only like every 50th frame on a video like that old “smiling man” videos or they “watch Ian sleep” videos then someone saw it and posted it either here or Mastodon or one of the forbidden companies it could generate a new conspiracy.
Would be great if a bunch of people did like a full deep dive. Getting the raw videos, figuring out the frames to extract, determining the encryption method, find a method to decrypt it, combine all the fragments back together, figure out its in some obscure latex format, write a custom interpreter for that format which hasn’t been used since the early 90s…people online thinking it’s some state actor or like a command and control module for some bot net… They finally crack it all and access the raw data and it’s just a backup of pornographic slashfic from usenet back in the day.
Especially if breaking the encryption was like a novel and new approach. Imagine like a talk at defcon “how I found about Harry Potter’s sex with Gwen from Spiderman…and broke aes256 in the process”