Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right

vrek@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• podperson@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Standard dad calibration technique.

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do that on my husband. He’s never too amused.

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• wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.

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  • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don’t even have to cook without flavor.

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      • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        See? That’s the spirit! I’m glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪

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  • Frostbeard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dad v2.0

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”

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  • Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  xkcd.com/952/

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