Zorsith

@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indeed⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Titties 🥰

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Perform Bad Apple using the most complex geometric shapes possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Less grilling, more smoking. Temperature monitoring for long cooking times without having to leave an air conditioned environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tuesday is the perfect day for it. Finish up the update on Friday, review it and fix where you probably fucked up something and didn’t notice on Monday, push it the next day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨think before you eat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Better: CHEESY garlic bread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They make ones with a mesh filter you pour it through

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It isn’t put in the jar to throw away, its put in the jar to cook more food with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much spacing while stopped at a red light?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or worse, people who stop just past it, but not far enough to get the car behind it to actually touch the sensor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The palantiri (Tolkien) are not evil. Literally just a magic telescope ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oblong the taxi man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does Hitler salute

  ## twice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squib⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The one on the left looks kinda like a garden gnome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweatshop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im so jealous of people in climates where windows being open matters xD

  80% or higher humidity and no breeze for a week at 90+ fahrenheit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hytale, once touted as the Minecraft killer, is ceasing development⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally never heard of it before today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh to go back...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its just bizarre to think about how awful trying to accurately convey an order verbally over shitty audio quality must have been

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bestbuy decided to use fucking **DOORDASH** to deliver my order, I couldn't cancel it. Today I was supposed to get it, and I saw the driver stealing the package after marking it as delivered.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Theres at least 3 in Ohio, two of them less than 2 hours from me 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pikachew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Based on the leaf in the pot, methinks that was chikorita

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First methane-powered sea spiders found crawling on the ocean floor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, they’re on the sea floor. They more than likely cant possibly survive depressurizing to get on land.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are drink coasters for people who frequently spill their drink or have trouble drinking without dribbling down the cup?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are to prevent condensation from damaging the surface beneath them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨drugs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SHUN THE BLASPHEMER!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spicy food never affects my gut and everyone thinks it's really weird. How unusual is this and what could be happening to explain why spicy food doesn't affect me?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Unless there’s another thing eaten with it causing intestinal distress (lactose intolerance or especially greasy food), I’m fine.

  I have legitimately gassed out my parents house with airborn capsaicin making salsa (also, don’t rinse out a cooking pot using steaming hot water, folks!) using some unusually potent habaneros and scorpion peppers. Great way to clear your sinuses, lingered for a couple days though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or blood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's only a matter of time before they find out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I salute your conviction to the annihilation of mosquitos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's only a matter of time before they find out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bats pollinate the plant that is used to make tequila.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting news⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its more work than its worth to get usable meat off those disgusting creatures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It burns!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Freckles +5 Freckles +5 Freckles +5 Freckles +5 Freckles +5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It burns!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  burns ugh, my… pale-ness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty armor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gladly :3⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Earth-tones, black, darker shades. Pink is just too… bright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gladly :3⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But i dont like wearing pink :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepper Coyote inhales