Zorsith

@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bestbuy decided to use fucking **DOORDASH** to deliver my order, I couldn't cancel it. Today I was supposed to get it, and I saw the driver stealing the package after marking it as delivered.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Theres at least 3 in Ohio, two of them less than 2 hours from me 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pikachew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Based on the leaf in the pot, methinks that was chikorita

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First methane-powered sea spiders found crawling on the ocean floor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, they’re on the sea floor. They more than likely cant possibly survive depressurizing to get on land.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are drink coasters for people who frequently spill their drink or have trouble drinking without dribbling down the cup?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They are to prevent condensation from damaging the surface beneath them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨drugs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  SHUN THE BLASPHEMER!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spicy food never affects my gut and everyone thinks it's really weird. How unusual is this and what could be happening to explain why spicy food doesn't affect me?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Unless there’s another thing eaten with it causing intestinal distress (lactose intolerance or especially greasy food), I’m fine.

  I have legitimately gassed out my parents house with airborn capsaicin making salsa (also, don’t rinse out a cooking pot using steaming hot water, folks!) using some unusually potent habaneros and scorpion peppers. Great way to clear your sinuses, lingered for a couple days though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or blood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's only a matter of time before they find out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I salute your conviction to the annihilation of mosquitos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's only a matter of time before they find out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bats pollinate the plant that is used to make tequila.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting news⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its more work than its worth to get usable meat off those disgusting creatures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It burns!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Freckles +5 Freckles +5 Freckles +5 Freckles +5 Freckles +5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It burns!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  burns ugh, my… pale-ness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty armor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gladly :3⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Earth-tones, black, darker shades. Pink is just too… bright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gladly :3⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But i dont like wearing pink :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepper Coyote inhales

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to punish puppy girl?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s for catgirls, i don’t think puppy girls sit on roombas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair Store apps need to die. Any multi-user system and its a clusterfuck to keep them updated and secure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Served cold⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I cant think of Fjords without thinking about Slartibartfast… damnit Douglas Adams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're unstoppable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Master Roshi ain’t dead yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're unstoppable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Krillin is very much stoppable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The spirit of Far Cry 2 still burns in Rescue Ops, a sandbox firefighting sim with huge wilderness maps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin loved Far Cry 2, but primarily for the difficulty (smart as hell enemy AI that will fan out in the direction of a noise instead of all taking the same pathing) and the immersive UI choices (like the “physical” map instead of a pause screen). The fire was cool on occasion too though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my case, some combination of geese and squirrels would destroy everything i own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plastic seals in moisture, wood absorbs it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A large amount of the US has some combination of weather and wildlife that makes line drying clothing untenable. So… no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … 40 oz metal water bottle…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did they already take the porn?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First rule of IT: Users Lie. People push buttons and don’t remember all the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peacemaker: Season 2 | Official Teaser | August 21 | Max⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like that could be solved by just locking the Warner Brothers execs in a burning conference room