Someone MUST be hiring for this position

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A character in my cyberpunk dystopia novel I’m not quite writing yet, (working name Garden Gnome ) has realized that most of the clerical staff are bullshit jobs or the general clerical pool doing bullshit assignments, and realizes everyone’s just courtiers or garden hermits, and so develops a run of performance routines (running to the copy machine just as it’s finishing a job; standing on her tippy toes on the stepladder to access the high files, not getting jokes but saying something even funnier, etc.) as way to meet-cute her way into the upper-management secretarial pool.

  If you’re not in the office for actual work, then (for good or ill) you’re there for your character.

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  • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I wish you all the best of luck in being able to get something out there for the world to enjoy.

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  • TinyShonk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    How’s it going for them?

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i want a community for all the stories we’re not writing yet

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• jjmoldy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s called “influencer” these days

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Podcaster

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    • jjmoldy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Every man a king, every podcaster his jester

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a cruel world we live in where even smol cats need to find jobs.

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• SweetPomegranate@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow, that’s a longer description than my resume

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sorely tempted to just put “computer nerd” to see what happens.

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• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m afraid the YouTube prank bro community has been oversaturated for a while.

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