UnderpantsWeevil
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
- Comment on Halloween is fast approaching. Remember to buy candy! 14 hours ago:
“Fat little larva” is a very funny way to refer to your kids
- Comment on Anon dates a 19 y/o 15 hours ago:
I’ll just keep trying until I get one.
Literally all you can ever do.
That said, I never really got one-night stands as a thing. If I connected with someone enough for sex, I was typically getting along well enough for friendship.
Had three relationships that ran 2-5 years each before I got married, with a smattering of dating and perennial party girl friends in between.
But it’s so weird to want to hook up, then never see that person again.
- Comment on Anon dates a 19 y/o 15 hours ago:
4channers should probably just stay out of the dating pool entirely.
- Comment on Halloween is fast approaching. Remember to buy candy! 15 hours ago:
I hope you motherfuckers like raisins.
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 16 hours ago:
Every time this joke is posted, it gets funnier
- Comment on It's only funny when I do it 19 hours ago:
YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE!
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 1 day ago:
Not Al Jazeera, nada, no bias.
Can’t tell if this is sarcasm.
- Comment on 'My Advice to Users Is to Accept Reality and Tune, or to Not Play' — Randy Pitchford Is at the 'Get a Refund From Steam' Stage of the Borderlands 4 PC Performance Backlash 1 day ago:
Was going to say… Who is out there buying games way outside their machines’ specs? Seems pretty straightforward.
I do get a little annoyed at the folks angry at BL4 using a higher end engine. Like, it does look a lot better than previous iterations. That engine upgrade wasn’t for nothing.
There are a ton of looter shooters floating around that aren’t using the Unreal 5 engine. Just play one of those instead.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 1 day ago:
A KGB spy and a CIA agent meet up in a bar for a friendly drink
“I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.
“Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 1 day ago:
So many of these Charlie Kirk AI generated TikTok videos popping up everywhere have to shoehorn some amount of “We hate Greta Thunberg” into them. I’m beginning to suspect these people aren’t actually sad that Kirk is dead. They’re sad that Greta Thunberg is doing something infinitely more dangerous and more inspiring, yet she managed to outlive him.
- Comment on It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!! 2 days ago:
To my knowledge none of JFKs affairs were non-consensual, with minors, nor with non-compensated women.
Right. To your knowledge. Cause he’s 60 years down the hole in an era without the modern scale of muckraker journalism.
Even then, you’re doing a lot of squinting to get passed how many mob employed prostitutes in the 1950s weren’t consenting, much less adults.
And I would say there was a lot of blackmail in the day. They certainly got MLK Jr. and all the JFK women talked
I seriously doubt they got everyone given how frequently that man fucked.
His scandals weren’t exactly quiet.
The press wasn’t eager to report on a beloved martyred president until 20 years after his death.
- Comment on 'Borderlands 4 is a premium game made for premium gamers' is Randy Pitchford's tone deaf retort to the performance backlash: 'If you're trying to drive a monster truck with a leaf blower's motor, you're going to be disappointed' 2 days ago:
How does someone with such a shitty personality and dress sense get so smug?
Lots and lots of money.
If I looked and acted like him I would want to punch myself in the face
He has top of the line security details to do that for him.
- Comment on It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!! 2 days ago:
At least he put up for americas interests instead of lining his own pockets
The Kennedys absolutely lined their own pockets.
- Comment on It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!! 2 days ago:
That’s Alfredo di Lelio, the pioneer and popular restaurantor of “Fettucine Alfredo” fame.
He would mix the pasta with the sauce tableside and hold it up to you as part of the service. Sort of the Salt Bay of its era.
- Comment on It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!! 2 days ago:
And if the Lucchese Crime Family or the Hoover FBI had been on its game, there would be a stack of photos of JFK fucking prostitutes a mile high. Probably even a few of him and Marylin Monroe going at it.
Trump’s a gross slob. His wife is quite literally a sex trafficking victim, very possibly obtained via the Epstein Eastern European call girl network. But the fundamental difference between Kennedy and Trump isn’t that one was a morbid greasy fuckboi and the other was an angel with his wings clipped. It’s that Trump grew up in an era with a deeper professional (and unprofessional) backlog of photography.
- Comment on They know that is NOT what people will use them for. 4 days ago:
Google “Tom of Finland”
- Comment on They know that is NOT what people will use them for. 6 days ago:
I’m going to say something that will not improve the context of the image.
These are supposed to be used on children.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 6 days ago:
After a day of rigorous forensics, we have concluded that Charlie Kirk’s neck didn’t just do that on its own.
- Comment on Clock logic 6 days ago:
Sundials also didn’t work very well at midnight for some reason, what’s ya point?
Noon is the center of the dial. Midnight is just the opposite of noon.
- Comment on Clock logic 6 days ago:
Another classic meme. Love to see it getting a proper repost after all these long weeks.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 6 days ago:
The bullet was fired from Chicago.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 6 days ago:
He was killed as a distraction.
Susie Wiles: “Sir, they leaked the live copy of your letter to Jeffery Epstein. It’s having absolutely no effect on your public approval and Congress seems incapable of doing anything to stall your accrual of executive level powers. What should we do?”
Trump: “I’m a great president, Susie. Some say I’m the greatest president who ever lived. That’s why I make the big decisions. And I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. We’ve got to save the nation. We need to get stronger. Some people are saying we’re not strong, but they’re wrong, Susie. This is the best this country has ever been and it’s only going to get better. Are you ready to make this country better, Susie? I don’t think you’re ready… you’re nodding. Does that mean you’re ready?”
Susie Wiles: “Yes, Mr. President. Anything for you, Mr. President.”
Trump: “Go talk to Pete Hegseth. He’ll tell you what to do.”
Pete Hegseth, drunkenly: “Susthy, ith so good to thee you again. But I lothe to wath you leaf.”
Susie Wiles: “The President said you would know what to do.”
Pete: “Yeah, uh… kill the big head guy. You know the one. With the tiny face.”
Susie: “Charlie Kirk”
Pete: loud burping noise
Susie: “Right away, Mr. War Fighter Commander Pete.”
sounds of gunfire
Susie Wiles: “Mr. President! In a strange turn of fate, it appears someone else shot Charlie Kirk before we could get to him.”
Trump: “All according to plan, Susie. I’m the smartest man who ever lived. You can thank me with a kiss. Get over here, sweetie.”
- Comment on Give a lil, get a lil 6 days ago:
4chan just loves to dunk on dead people. Don’t read too deeply into it.
- Comment on Give a lil, get a lil 6 days ago:
- Comment on A national tragedy 6 days ago:
I would have gone with “The Pentagram”
- Comment on if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead? 1 week ago:
Prayers Up for the big man. He died debating and he shall be rewarded by spending eternity in Debate Valhalla, rising to Debate every day for eternity.
“Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?” one audience member asked Kirk.
“Counting or not counting gang violence,” he replied before being cut off by the gunshot.
What a legend
- Comment on Sexualized video games are not causing harm to male or female players, according to new research 1 week ago:
Sure sure.
The United States is a one party state, but with typical American extravagance, they have two of them
But these were ostensibly the priorities of the party winning the votes of liberals.
- Comment on Sexualized video games are not causing harm to male or female players, according to new research 1 week ago:
Conservatives want to take all our games away, they have hated video games for decades, they made it clear for years that they want to see games censored the same way as movies and television.
Wasn’t the OG 80s era censorship campaign coming from Tipper Gore and Joe Lieberman?
Didn’t we get this whole '10s era Christian Conservative “We just want to debate! We just want our free speech on College Campus and The Internet!” campaign?
It seems as though censorship of <insert bad thing> is mostly just a wedge issue to put your partisan group on the side of the current popular media trend. In the '80s, it was saying you were Opposed To Satan during the Satanic Panic. In the 90s, it was saying you were Opposed to Gangster Rap and Saggy Pants and Drugs. In the '00s, we were in an ideological war against Islam. In the '10s, we were in an ideological war against Big Government Socialism Taking Over Our Lives. In the '20s its been the War on Woke Foreigners.
Do you all really think Palantir and associated social monitoring programs are just going to make drones to try to spy on what American citizens are masturbating to? Nope! Palantir is a broad-spectrum monitoring company, and they will have various manner of AI bots scanning the contents of your hard-drive and reporting your browsing and downloading habits to all kinds of agencies and institutions who would loooooove to have more “product” to sell to our for-profit prison industry!
That’s one theory.
Another is that we’re trying to put together an industrial scale compromat operation, such that any given individual can be smeared and alienated from the public at-large if they oppose the current regime.
I’m sure advertising can function as a side hustle. But we’ve been drifting away from any kind of real consumer economy for nearly a decade. Everything is “how quickly can the government and its business interests cycle money between one another to replicate economic growth”? You don’t really need end-users if all you’re making is an AI-driven marketplace.
- Comment on Sexualized video games are not causing harm to male or female players, according to new research 1 week ago:
Maybe we need more women working in game design.
eardrums immediately shattered by Gamergate reactionary media
- Comment on Barely sustainable 1 week ago:
Libel laws and other censorship across Europe is pretty fucked. As a case in point, some of the highest instances of enforcement of anti-semitism laws in Germany are against Jews protesting for the rights of other Middle Eastern ethnicities.
