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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Soulg@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?

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  • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.

    source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy

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• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Right? It’s not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.

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      • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straught clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.

        The lesbians on the other hand… that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Even the non nerds. I’ve dated meathead athletes who knew this stuff!

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    God damn, I wish I was gay.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s pretty great during the occasional year when nobody’s trying to exterminate us.

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    • HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I’m picky), I wish I was gayer.

      That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

    Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But whether or not you have the option of building your life around a relatively narrow script that you might only deviate from a little, or you can only pick up scraps of it, or you have to start with a totally blank page every day does effect how interesting and novel your drama’s gonna be.

      I’m asserting a difference of entertainment quality, not quantity or severity.

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Different kinda gay in my case, and read a book.

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  not if you like anal

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