HertzDentalBar
@HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on it's coming sooner than 2050 3 days ago:
“bro the fuck in already inline at McDonald’s why am I getting McDonald’s ads”
The future of “smart” ads
- Comment on Found this from a while back and it’s so funny to me. 4 days ago:
This is the future tech bros want.
- Comment on Tell me what to do today, and I will report back. 4 days ago:
The urge to say the thing I’m sure most of us thought jokingly.
But don’t do it OP, we care about you. Not really but it’s the right thing to do.
You can be the hero we need without a prefix.
- Comment on You've Just Been Hit By The Front Burner Gang 4 days ago:
Front right you fucking small time chump.
Tbf I only say this because my shitty apartment stove only has one large burner and it’s the front right.
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 4 days ago:
- Comment on Goteem 5 days ago:
Pretty sure they decided that along time ago, something something, they took our jobs. Westerners blame China for the loss of jobs when they need to blame the capitalists who outsourced the work to anyone who was willing to do it for peanuts, the idea that would last forever and people wouldn’t learn and then develop their own shit is the biggest lie they told people.
- Comment on meal choice 1 week ago:
Maybe, if you rob a guy with $3 and 11 loafs of bread.
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 1 week ago:
Well when humans go through a trying time they turn into an egg.
- Comment on Shit posting from the toillet 1 week ago:
I wish I got the reference here, I don’t watch content that casts a shadow.
- Comment on Shit posting from the toillet 1 week ago:
Yea, but the rape makes the milk taste better.
- Comment on Silver lining 1 week ago:
No.
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 1 week ago:
Well you know what they say about assumptions…
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 2 weeks ago:
Yea but this in a world you need a pokemon to get around a shrub. Next town over might as well be on the moon from how some NPCs talk.
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 2 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure 80% of the population there is a child of oak.
- Comment on Me_IRL 2 weeks ago:
“A fire crew is now trying to get the building out of the car.”
Love translations
- Comment on My people need me 2 weeks ago:
Those two definitely represent boomer mentality. Atleast their characters do.
- Comment on Bene Gesserit 2 weeks ago:
Yup 👍
- Comment on Bene Gesserit 2 weeks ago:
She legitimately deserves to die in the most horrible way.
- Comment on I guess it's come to this 3 weeks ago:
Is this like a force ghost lemmy? Or a physical manifestation of a god? Like if he’s physical and I can touch him then cool beans, but if he’s just some force ghost that’s always on the other side of the bed snoring that would be a type of hell.
No matter where you go, any time youre tired a Lemmy ghost manifests, already sleeping in a chair/bed/ect snoring away preventing you from getting your own rest. You thought a single bed would stop it… Nope he must manifests in a dam rocking chair, and since he’s mad he can’t be in bed with you the dam chair creaks.
- Comment on We live in a society... 3 weeks ago:
A well places screwdriver can break the speaker, “oh no I tripped”
- Comment on We live in a society... 3 weeks ago:
My last tank was $170 and I got generic ads for “soda” nothing branded just “hey buy a cold drink inside” I’ll accept that but if an actual external ad plays I put the pump back and goto the next station.
- Comment on Dog Love 5 weeks ago:
It’s not about romance it’s about tenderizing a though steak. Not everyone can afford a mallet you know.
- Comment on Of course I love you 5 weeks ago:
Soon your will be penetrated by both your husband and your God.
- Comment on splat 5 weeks ago:
Does your peanut butter have lead in it? Sounds like it 😂
- Comment on Dog Love 5 weeks ago:
Well yea with the price of beef the way it is. I can barely afford to eat steak let alone fuck it.
- Comment on Yeah, fuck these two. 5 weeks ago:
Eww no I will not fuck them, they can get fucked though.
- Comment on sell me your company with five words 5 weeks ago:
Big booty bitches bowlin bounce.
Bowling Alley staffed by big booty bitches, that also has basketball courts.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 5 weeks ago:
I doubt that toaster is powered by renewables…
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 5 weeks ago:
The solution is bigger bread.
- Comment on Happier to use spices on tofu, beans, soy curls, and even sometimes the dreaded processed plant-based mock-meats (when they go on sale). 5 weeks ago:
I just use salt, maybe a little powered stock of whatever animal I’m cooking so if can taste even more like that animal.