HertzDentalBar
@HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on I guess it's come to this 1 day ago:
Is this like a force ghost lemmy? Or a physical manifestation of a god? Like if he’s physical and I can touch him then cool beans, but if he’s just some force ghost that’s always on the other side of the bed snoring that would be a type of hell.
No matter where you go, any time youre tired a Lemmy ghost manifests, already sleeping in a chair/bed/ect snoring away preventing you from getting your own rest. You thought a single bed would stop it… Nope he must manifests in a dam rocking chair, and since he’s mad he can’t be in bed with you the dam chair creaks.
- Comment on We live in a society... 1 week ago:
A well places screwdriver can break the speaker, “oh no I tripped”
- Comment on We live in a society... 1 week ago:
My last tank was $170 and I got generic ads for “soda” nothing branded just “hey buy a cold drink inside” I’ll accept that but if an actual external ad plays I put the pump back and goto the next station.
- Comment on Dog Love 2 weeks ago:
It’s not about romance it’s about tenderizing a though steak. Not everyone can afford a mallet you know.
- Comment on Of course I love you 2 weeks ago:
Soon your will be penetrated by both your husband and your God.
- Comment on splat 2 weeks ago:
Does your peanut butter have lead in it? Sounds like it 😂
- Comment on Dog Love 2 weeks ago:
Well yea with the price of beef the way it is. I can barely afford to eat steak let alone fuck it.
- Comment on Yeah, fuck these two. 2 weeks ago:
Eww no I will not fuck them, they can get fucked though.
- Comment on sell me your company with five words 2 weeks ago:
Big booty bitches bowlin bounce.
Bowling Alley staffed by big booty bitches, that also has basketball courts.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 2 weeks ago:
I doubt that toaster is powered by renewables…
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 2 weeks ago:
The solution is bigger bread.
- Comment on Happier to use spices on tofu, beans, soy curls, and even sometimes the dreaded processed plant-based mock-meats (when they go on sale). 3 weeks ago:
I just use salt, maybe a little powered stock of whatever animal I’m cooking so if can taste even more like that animal.
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 3 weeks ago:
If I’m keeping all that in my hat, I’ll definitely line it with foil. How else would I stop them from stealing my thoughts.
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on What did you call me? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's Burning Man 2026 week... 4 weeks ago:
So Hal goes to burning man.
- Comment on Extra Milky 4 weeks ago:
Milk maxxing
- Comment on somebody has a case of the Mondays 4 weeks ago:
Hey there’s a difference between eating a child and drinking their blood. When will the Poor’s learn…
- Comment on Vroom vroom! 5 weeks ago:
I snorkel in cold water, fall and winter is my jam. I really gotta get a pumpkin and just rise from the ocean covered in seaweed like some Scooby Doo monster.
- Comment on You can't let the ghosts in 5 weeks ago:
Can’t prove he didn’t, so I say he did
- Comment on You can't let the ghosts in 5 weeks ago:
Can’t prove he didn’t, so I say he did
- Comment on Doorless showers just make a mess and everything ends up wet 5 weeks ago:
What you saved on not installing a door you just blew threw by using a heat lamp
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 5 weeks ago:
Cab drivers get a bad rap, but y’all gotta deal with all kinds of shit. Respect for y’all.
I wish the industry coped better with Uber and lyfts when they were first growing.
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 5 weeks ago:
They would if they could.
- Comment on The body you really want 5 weeks ago:
Nah theyre just short staffed in pit and the only pots left are too small
- Comment on The body you really want 5 weeks ago:
Have you tried a hot bath?
- Comment on The body you really want 5 weeks ago:
I’ll use my newfound body to protect my brother’s, sisters and everyone in-between.
Only question is how do I get out of my house now that I’m a heavily armed attack helicopter. My fucking rotor blades are stuck in my dam drywall like it’s the fucking backrooms.
- Comment on if only people knew how based He is 5 weeks ago:
So I’m Jesus? Good to know.
- Comment on 五行佛性 5 weeks ago:
Grass years just like Dog years, all just life like humans.
- Comment on Works like a charm 5 weeks ago:
Well yea… That’s the point, it’s called art dude.
