HertzDentalBar
@HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Cheeky Afternoon Snack ;) 16 hours ago:
The brainworm makes everything look like roadkill, if JD got the same brainworm he would see everything as couches. It’s a weird worm bro.
- Comment on PICTURES OF SPIIDER-WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH DYSPHORIA! 18 hours ago:
Spider woman or Horse woman?
- Comment on Works like a charm 18 hours ago:
Because the cum dries out and makes the shirt bunch up each time you add a new load. You gotta occasionally iron/steam your cum shirt to keep it from getting to crunchy.
- Comment on 📛Killdozers, Rollout!📛 1 day ago:
… How dare you soil the good name of killdozer by posting an excavator…
May the billdozer make your wife feel uncomfortable.
- Comment on But babe, you haven't touched your New England Clamsicle 2 days ago:
Fuck sakes… I’d eat that
- Comment on business is business 3 days ago:
I’m factoring in the cost of her helicopter seat aswell. Overall we spent 10k including the cottage we stayed at for the week. I’m still paying it off 🤣
we flew to a tiny little island off the coast far away from anyone and anything. One that doesn’t even have a name but is just included in a group of rocky islands. The backdrop puts Hawaii to shame. We did the ceremony there with waves breaking in the background on another island, legit looked like they were a hundred feet high. We then flew to a Jurassic park lookin waterfall and legit had a JP moment landing on this tiny bit of gravel with the tail over the water. We got some amazing photos.
- Comment on business is business 3 days ago:
I think we paid like 2500 for our wedding photographer. Worth it I guess they were pretty good photos, and because she was one of the well known ones we were local celebrities for the day.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 4 days ago:
Does freecell have a main character?
- Comment on Drowning in grid scale batteries 6 days ago:
This post is definitely shit, with math.
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 6 days ago:
They usually are, even more so the wealthy ones.
- Comment on culture 1 week ago:
Like I understand the sentiment but I’ve got ADHD so the sentiment is bullshit for me.
- Comment on law enforcement partners 1 week ago:
Cart Narcs parking only!
- Comment on I need an adult 1 week ago:
We’re not white on the Inside, so why should a red onion have to be red all the way through
- Comment on I could quit AI anytime I want to 1 week ago:
Yes, because I don’t rely on AI or even computers to do my work. The joys of printed manuals and life experience. Only computer I use at work is a shitty old iPad and order software which uses an incredibly dated interface that’s never seen AI let alone a competent UX designer.
- Comment on Those moutains are so quaint 1 week ago:
Bro that’s a hill.
- Comment on lord give me strength 1 week ago:
Just call em Quotes and make em 6’s
You may ask why not 9s? Well it’s because 7 8 9
- Comment on It's true 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I need to restart my morning jog 2 weeks ago:
Came here to say the same thing.
- Comment on Rate My New Gaming Chair 2 weeks ago:
Prepare for warp peed!
- Comment on Going Back ↪️🏨 2 weeks ago:
Oh sweet summer child. None of that’s accurate.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on greeting a CEO 2 weeks ago:
Ah so it’s for doing a bris? Something something Zionist conspiracy?
- Comment on Challenge everything 2 weeks ago:
Try eBay but you may get cockroaches or pig fetuses, they apparently do that sometimes.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 2 weeks ago:
What is this? A guillotine for ants?
- Comment on Challenge everything 2 weeks ago:
Don’t call yourself a gaymer if you haven’t stuck your dick in this game.
- Comment on Certified post about shit 2 weeks ago:
Yea but how else is my body going to learn who’s boss? The diarrhea will continue untill morale improves.
- Comment on If You Know, You Know 2 weeks ago:
Massage it till flowing, snip off entire top and squidge it all in
- Comment on Doesn't add up 2 weeks ago:
It’s rent, and advertising. Shit costs so much and yet the landlord’s and advertising industry makes ya think it’s the cost of labour. I know alot of restaurant owners who work 5 days a week(alot close two days a week) and only vacation once a year just to visit family. they have steady business but still struggle due to costs. Only places I know are doing well are ones who own their building.
- Comment on The cashier said "hello" instead of "hi" 😳 3 weeks ago:
I think this could be a better meme if it was “Getting into X pants” or something along those lines.
- Comment on The cashier said "hello" instead of "hi" 😳 3 weeks ago:
And even if they out rightly say they like me they are probably just being nice and I should laugh and carry on with my day.
