HertzDentalBar
@HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on "Can I open those for you, ma'am?" 1 day ago:
Not always, it’s just a fee for brining your own wine.
- Comment on fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass 2 days ago:
Maybe they should wear face and neck protection if leopards keep eating faces.
- Comment on I hope you are ready for woke shariah 1 week ago:
ART!
- Comment on I'm here now 🤡 1 week ago:
Shame it’s slop. Adorable slop, but slop none The less
- Comment on On the brighter side, autumn + time change allows me to have a night fire before bedtime at 8pm..... 1 week ago:
I hate how I can’t have a wood fire in my back yard 😭 I can’t even use my fuckin portable wood stove without having to drive outta town.
But I definitely understand and reluctantly accept the rules. My grandma used to have the worst asthma, second they stopped using the wood stove to heat the house and switched to gas it got so much better.
- Comment on Bleh. These were gross 1 week ago:
Teachers used to be the biggest bully. Hence why older folks are fucked in the head.
- Comment on It was a simpler time 1 week ago:
Perfect Halloween… Yet I was stuck with a vacuum pump attached to my back not able to party 🤣😭
- Comment on Claw machines are such a scam 1 week ago:
I can’t remember the details but yea he developed brain cancer, managed to beat that. Then a few years later as Grandma’s dementia was getting worse he shacked up with a lady from his church and started the divorce process. By this time she was basically cooked and needed 24/7 support. Most of his money was in offshore accounts, so due that and her being unable to remember anything she got shafted hard. She got enough for her care and each of her kids got a small inheritance once she passed but it was a fraction of the wealth she should of been entitled to.
- Comment on Claw machines are such a scam 1 week ago:
Trump is an asshole. They live till they fuck over one final person.
My one grandfather, biggest asshole I personally knew. Managed to live through brain cancer because of spite. Only died once his divorce from my dementia ridden grandmother was finalized. Like not even a week later.
- Comment on Is it still there‽ 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
- Comment on Is it still there‽ 2 weeks ago:
With shrinkflation his sack was probably heavier.
- Comment on I've already got a chest freeze. 🥶 2 weeks ago:
Driving? On the correct side of the road…
- Comment on Satan Was The Good Guy This Whole Time? 2 weeks ago:
Love your response. I see people trying to dunk by just focusing on “knowledge” constantly.
Leaving out the extra words and details feels the same to me as a news outlet blowing up a stupid thing a politician says simply by ignoring a few words before and after the quote.
- Comment on They'd love to die from dysentery! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Surely they yearn for the mines 2 weeks ago:
When the system is designed for it they can use robots to clear them. We already use them to clean pipes.
- Comment on Surely they yearn for the mines 2 weeks ago:
I was going to say the same. Robots are doing all that right now. But also that robots are not AI but robots can use AI. Don’t need AI to do 90% of shit we need em to do.
- Comment on mfw shitposting 2 weeks ago:
That’s because you bought a crappy monitor that can’t produce blacks properly. Was it made by Kodak?
- Comment on These gas station pills are getting sketchier 2 weeks ago:
Have you seen the American pharmaceutical industry? Plus when youre at the truck stop picking up a new road friend you ain’t got time for a Zocdoc appointment.
- Comment on it's coming sooner than 2050 3 weeks ago:
“bro the fuck in already inline at McDonald’s why am I getting McDonald’s ads”
The future of “smart” ads
- Comment on Found this from a while back and it’s so funny to me. 3 weeks ago:
This is the future tech bros want.
- Comment on Tell me what to do today, and I will report back. 3 weeks ago:
The urge to say the thing I’m sure most of us thought jokingly.
But don’t do it OP, we care about you. Not really but it’s the right thing to do.
You can be the hero we need without a prefix.
- Comment on You've Just Been Hit By The Front Burner Gang 3 weeks ago:
Front right you fucking small time chump.
Tbf I only say this because my shitty apartment stove only has one large burner and it’s the front right.
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Goteem 3 weeks ago:
Pretty sure they decided that along time ago, something something, they took our jobs. Westerners blame China for the loss of jobs when they need to blame the capitalists who outsourced the work to anyone who was willing to do it for peanuts, the idea that would last forever and people wouldn’t learn and then develop their own shit is the biggest lie they told people.
- Comment on meal choice 4 weeks ago:
Maybe, if you rob a guy with $3 and 11 loafs of bread.
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 4 weeks ago:
Well when humans go through a trying time they turn into an egg.
- Comment on Shit posting from the toillet 4 weeks ago:
I wish I got the reference here, I don’t watch content that casts a shadow.
- Comment on Shit posting from the toillet 4 weeks ago:
Yea, but the rape makes the milk taste better.
- Comment on Silver lining 4 weeks ago:
No.
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 4 weeks ago:
Well you know what they say about assumptions…
