Honytawk

@Honytawk@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Website⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  self-BDSM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Website⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn it, I ruined my own joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sick days⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing is that it was shown that those no-doctor-note days actually reduced the amount of sick days, even when used for things other than sickness.

  Because if you drank too much the day before and can’t come into work because of a hangover. You only need 1 day to recover. But if you need to get a sick note anyway, you might as well get one for an entire week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart Homes Are Terrible⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are plenty of IoT devices that can function exactly like analog devices. Like smart switches that still have an analog switch on them, but can also be driven by motion sensors or a button on your phone.

  Since those exist, your statement of “100% of them being trash” is just plainly wrong.

  Or in your logic: “Your opinion is invalid”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Website⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is funny, since even a non-techie can setup a website using wordpress.

  A lot of them do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Website⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That is only your local IP, dumbass.

  172.0.0.1 is where it is at.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What launcher should I replace Nova with?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Had LineageOS on it previously, but the official support of e/os means automatic updates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your pie needs shaving

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Terraria

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gargoyle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The amount of work to create it and put it up there needs a lot of dedication. That is one hell of a grudge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches star wars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem isn’t the kid.

  It is that every child actor can’t act for shit because they are children and don’t have the mental capacity like you say.

  The solution is to stop using child actors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches star wars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you should go to the beach more often

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Luke, I am your *second* father"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pssh, drama queen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Islandium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  An affair needs a consenting partner though.

  You can’t force them if your entire body doesn’t want to move.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Islandium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  His dick still worked too. But you aren’t going to get anyone on there by just staring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even their fish are fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, the real reason is because British currency is too heavy for shrimp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey, how you doin' lil mama, let me whisper in your ear...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the top one a map?

  Where is this located?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Probably helps that I'm happy to listen to whatever genre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mumble rap is the rebellious version of old school rap.

  Just look how angry it makes old school rap lovers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Islandium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nor as likable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope, not visiting that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or that Austin Powers movie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, customer service⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the advantage of being bipolar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hangs out with a coworker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has got to have a spot to put up your feet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would the United States actually risk a Tiananmen Square incident?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure those countries that got bombed are full of people who hate the US a lot more than Americans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That'll be $300.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not all of them do, but the ones who are have more chance of being chosen during auditions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if it actually feels fluffy to the touch as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes pizza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy one extra ingredient and you can have none pizza with left beef.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure that is all Americans.

  When you ask them where they are from, they tell you some random state and expect you to know they are from the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Americans shouldn’t pretend like their archaic temperature scale is still relevant in the 21 century, yet here you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could still do that at -10F, so I don’t get your argument.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Americans actually understood metric, they wouldn’t be using a completely different system from the rest of the world in every media they produce.

  Or do you think the rest of the world haven’t discovered your archaic system of temperature yet?