“Future father” at age 22 is a strange achievement.
I know. Somehow, I've always known.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Wasn’t a jedi knight on the council either.
What a failure.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I know… Somehow, I’ve always known
Somehow Leia also just knew Luke would be one of those “chill” brothers who lets you kiss them on the lips for a few seconds to make your boyfriend/crush jealous.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Those two definitely banged once or twice after they figured out they were siblings.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“They” meaning Luke and Leia? Or “They” meaning the writers?
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Turns out being exiled to suck grains of sand for individual molecules of moisture isn’t as good for the resume as being inducted as a child into the fasttrack program for magic West Point.
Objection@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Yeah it turns out cozying up to evil powerful people can advance your personal position more than fighting against them, who knew?
Say what you will about Luke and accidental incest, but he’s not in the files, I’ll tell you that.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Also sibling incest is a lot less often end up in abuse than parent-child incest. Every other argument against incest could be applied to a lot of other kinds of relationships, including the birth defects one.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you’re ziltoid the omniscient and you can’t see that your statement might be a bit problematic… as in it might cause you problems?
maybe you need coffee that isn’t fetid.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“The Strongest Jedi” definitely isn’t right. At best, he’s evenly matched with Obi-Wan. If you apply stupid “power scaling” rules, then sure, Obi-Wan got ganked by Dooku during their fight while Anakin handily beat him. But at the same time that Dooku pushes Obi-Wan, he easily kicks and downs Anakin who’s behind him; Obi-Wan was just the one he subdued by crushing him, ostensibly seeing him as the greater threat.
We’ve seen Anakin lose to Obi-Wan at the (inherent) height of his combat prowess, and it was his own fault. Windu and Yoda probably also take Anakin one-on-one. (Windu, of course, was totally defenseless when Anakin severed his arm.)
If we’re talking about things like the Force, Yoda is clearly much more powerful. There’s an argument Anakin was the most powerful pilot, but that combined with being very Force-sensitive and a very good duelist doesn’t make him “the most powerful” overall. Most potential? If he could keep his emotions under control, probably.
BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Yeah, there are plenty of Jedi who can beat Anakin, but I think if you normalize for experience, he was easily the strongest of any of his peers. He should have seen being allowed to sit in on the council at his age as an enormous honor. But of course, he’s the egotist supreme, and he had unwise words being whispered in his ear.
Also, in the fight with Dooku, it seems likely to me that Palpatine somehow invisibly sabotaged him once Obi-Wan was down. Palps wanted that to end with both Dooku AND Obi-Wan dead.
Tap for spoiler
I mean the truth is the movies are just poorly written and wildly inconsistent, but whatever lol
Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Power can only account for arrogance so much. I interpret it as Anakin was the most powerful Jedi, but his arrogance and lack of self control often times got in the way of it. So to me, Obiwan didn’t win because he was stronger, but because he was in control.
tino_408@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yall take stuff online way to seriously lol
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
By the destruction of the Death Star alone, Luke has a higher body count than Anakin did at 22, saved the Rebellion, and became a decorated war hero. And Luke did that within, like a week?
Meanwhile Anakin had been building up to that point for years, and was only a General because all Jedi were Generals. Other than becoming a Jedi, it’s not like he did anything specifically to earn that position.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Anakin was also playing the game with cheats on. Palp was arranging a lot of softball missions for him. Can’t have the chosen one get randomly killed by a droid.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Did we watch the same TV show as kids?? I wouldn’t call the invasion of Geonosis a ‘softball mission’.
domdanial@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I don’t love that I recognize the art style / pose.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Please elaborate further.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The coffin of Andy and Leyley, a game that I haven’t played but people say it’s about incest or something. The meme uses the same poses and art style for Luke and Leia
an image of the game from steam depicting the above referenced pose and artstyle
Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There is something to be said about how recognizable it is, that is commendable in itself. Too bad about the reason why 😬.
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
A TCOAL reference on Lemmy?
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
the internet is healing
…or like getting worse in a good way
Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
But who can name themselves jedi master though?
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Luke was a Commander in the Rebel Alliance by then so not all that terrible. He definitely had more war crimes than Anakin.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Luke was a late bloomer whilst Anakin was a child genious.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They didn’t exactly start thier training at the same age…
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At no point in his life did Luke get any. Ever. Hell, Yoda probably slung his leg over more often. But permavirgin Luke? Nope.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know who that is.
impudentmortal@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image
Thought it would be funnier if we added Leia
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
That’s a helpful and necessary addition. The mythology does not serve itself.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
…
why did they fuck luke over? They put Leia in a hereditary monarch position, and him in some desert in the middle of fucking nowhere to farm moisture?
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Wasn’t it implied (also in the obi wan series) that they needed to separate them literally as much as possible? So not just planetary, but also by the very walk of life, and by all reason, they shouldn’t have ever crossed paths, even accidentally. If they were both paupers on different planets and physically passed by each other, they might talk, but by separating them by class, even if they walked by each other, one is literal royalty and the boundary would be immense.
So that they eventually crossed paths by fate, shows the power and will of the force to bring good people together or some bullshit.