harambe69
@harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Its all about bonding 4 days ago:
Hydrate your pasta for an hour before cooking. Not only will it not stick, burn, or have undercooked bits, but it will fully cook within a minute. So you can just put it in your sauce directly and skip the boiling step.
- Comment on Someone should really develop this idea 1 week ago:
Mobile phones work only near cell towers, you dunderheaded rabbit blossom
- Comment on Old but gud 2 weeks ago:
As a man, I like this arrangement better than the other way around.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 2 weeks ago:
Physically? True. Mentally? I need that long to gather enough horny energy.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 2 weeks ago:
I’m pooped if I do it more than once every 2-3 days. Sometimes go for weeks without. Guy btw. But then, we have to reload. Seems fair that people without a reload timeout should masturbate more often.
- Comment on Urine Luck 2 weeks ago:
And so is breast milk.
- Comment on GinkNo. 3 weeks ago:
On the bright side, you can masturbate around them and no one will know! By smell at least.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 4 weeks ago:
Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white.
No shade to fair folks who are fair cooks, but I ain’t never seen a person with melanin who does not know that cooked veggies are a thing. It’s always the pigmentally challenged.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
The lasers keep burning it off
- Comment on The holy trinity 4 weeks ago:
10/10 would pray again
- Comment on me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy 5 weeks ago:
You can take the force out of their blow by moving with it, instead of presenting a solid, immovable target. The punch will still connect, but won’t do much damage. Takes skill though.
- Comment on me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy 5 weeks ago:
Both. How many girls throw hands all the time vs boys, whose entire childhood was one slugfest (for me, at least). When girls hit girls, or boys who don’t want to hurt them, it’s not very damaging. The former has padding and weak muscles on either side, the latter has a trained professional limiting the damage.
- Comment on Survey says... 5 weeks ago:
That’s just gonna drive up inflation. Instead, invest that into better farms, industries, businesses, and schools that provide services at-cost or free. Or just use the assets left by those guys for the public good, they’re already set up.
- Comment on me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy 5 weeks ago:
This is why most responsible parents drill “never hit girls” into their sons. I thought it was the peak of gender discrimination back in the day, but turns out they’re just trying to keep your ass out of jail, so you don’t ever fist bump or body slam a girl as hard as you do with your bros. Heck, I’ve seen girls sprain/break their hands just hitting a guy.
- Comment on To cosmic shreds, I say! 1 month ago:
I was talking more about physical constants, like magnetism, gravity, plank, etc. But sure, mathematical ones work, too. Probably even worse than physical constants doubling, since the doubling of mathematical ones would imply the corruption of reality itself.
- Comment on To cosmic shreds, I say! 1 month ago:
Double all constants
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 1 month ago:
She ain’t called the red riding hood for nothin’
- Comment on Flipper!! 1 month ago:
We all start off as weird worm-like gilled things, huh
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 2 months ago:
Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just fillitg the tank once a month. Great success!
- Comment on You know this is gonna happen. 2 months ago:
Because your village’s survival does not depend on them. Otherwise, they’d be culled/exiled long ago.
- Comment on From MinIO to Garage: Benchmark, Migration and Production Feedback 2 months ago:
Read it as Garbage at first, and was impressed by such a bold choice of name.
- Comment on Wild Ones 2 months ago:
One spreads diseases, the other destroys my garden. Both are getting the boot.
- Comment on Evolution 3 months ago:
Trees are coral. Dead wood/dead limestone, wrapped over with living tissue.
- Comment on Batteries 3 months ago:
At least someone with some sense can observe the amount of people on an elevator and nope out of that collective act of stupidity. I say that qualifies as graceful degradation.
- Comment on Batteries 3 months ago:
But do you know that they can just rip a wheel that has been damaged enough to become a burden?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Alright, Winnie The Pooh’s anal pinworm.
- Comment on How come they don't make generic drugs for cats and dogs. I love my sisters buddy to death. Its just weird that all my meds are generic but animals are name brand. I just hate spend 250 every 3 mon. 3 months ago:
You just match the active compound and dosage. Then you can buy any generic pet drug. Over here, it’s the norm. Pharmacies won’t even stock up pet-specific drugs if they have a generic human counterpart. Works just fine.
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 3 months ago:
We had an IQ test as part of the performance review process in a company I worked in. It did not have any effect on the review, it was just there. The dudes with IQ above 120 were insufferable to work with. The dudes with IQ below 85 were insufferable to work with. Both managed to do about the same amount of work. The dudes who scored between 100-110 were a pleasure to work with, and practically carried the other two groups.
- Comment on Anon teaches you about their culture 3 months ago:
I do not know whether to be disgusted or sad. Probably both. I cannot comprehend a meal that does not contain a proper blend of spices and various interesting textures.
- Comment on Some things were better in the good old days 3 months ago:
Buying in bulk, investing in yourself, buying durable, better-quality stuff. It’s costly to be poor.