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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    A white hole.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    a radio broadcast of Never Gonna Give You Up

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  • jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    The Unsellable Elephant that thw other guy just got on his weird application survey question.

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  • TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My peepee

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Is it not already spaghettified!?

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  • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every person in the world with a net worth over $1B USD. Then I’d equally reallocate their money across every human on earth.

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?

      Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.

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      • bratwurstest@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah 100M feels right. Also, wealth is usually tied up in non liquid assets, and it makes no sense to either force liquidation even if it crashes the value, or divide ownership equally among 9 billion people. Each asset needs to be re-allocated on a case by case basis. Like, the private international bridge in Detroit, it’s much more valuable as a single asset than the steel scrap it could be sold for.

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      • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The economics of unlucky Mario Party spaces

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    • craftrabbit@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Using Hawking radiation!

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    • UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d rather make sure everyone has everything they need for at least basic life. Healthcare, education, infrastructure to name a few. Food for schools. I know a lot of countries already have this. But many don’t even have access to clean water. Ideally worldwide. And throw corrupt politicians and military overlords in there. Although many of them would be counted in the >$1b. Get rid of the religious wackjobs and maybe we could start progressing as a species.

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    • harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s just gonna drive up inflation. Instead, invest that into better farms, industries, businesses, and schools that provide services at-cost or free. Or just use the assets left by those guys for the public good, they’re already set up.

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      • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or better yet, send the money with them.

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    • espurr@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      B-but billionaires have rights too!!

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      • jlow@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They can stop being billionaires by giving away that money anytime they want to not go into the black hole.

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  • haywire7@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Politicians Hedge fund management Influencers

    Not exhaustive but a good start

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    • ik5pvx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      High frequency trader

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  • Bwaz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The GOP

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    • AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d choose the entirety of American politics.

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  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Another black hole. I just wanna see what happens you know?

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  • Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Republicans.

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  • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aging.

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  • the_flying_pig@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A white hole.

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Big Oil

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  • Butterbee@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Billonaires

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  • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More black holes

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  • OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All of the Republicans.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.

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    • quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      From your point of view yes. I guess it fades infrared and keeps fading away.

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    • bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “are we there yet” … “are we there yet”…

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    • morto@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That just makes it a worse fate

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    • crimson_iris@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not that scientifically literate, but isn’t that just from the perspective of an outside observer?

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  • Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can’t I just roll it around like the ball in katamari?

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  • ranzispa@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mosquitos, all of them. Ecosystem will equilibrate eventually and all will be fine.

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    • Hestia@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah shit, mosquitos were actually protecting the planet by satiating their god with offerings of blood

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had the opportunity some “time” ago and I chose to send our entire universe into a black hole. Now we are all stuck here, infinitely reliving the same existences.and timelines. My bad.

    space.com/…/is-our-universe-trapped-inside-a-blac…

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Money, borders

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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Myself, and hope that it will be a fast end

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  • SatansDaughter@quokk.au ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Free bottom surgery

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  • woodenghost@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A Gaza father recounts how Israeli soldiers killed his three-year-old son in his arms and mocked him

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  • Infamousblt@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every billionaire

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  • pumpupthejam@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Barking neighborhood dogs. Straight to void.

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  • test_@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    a series of identically sized objects in some kind of code sequence, to fuck with any new universe that might form on the other side

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  • 5715@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bill Cipher

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    • Maroon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’ll probably make a deal with the black hole and find a way out. He is scary!

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