a radio broadcast of Never Gonna Give You Up
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Submitted 11 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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janus2@lemmy.zip 26 minutes ago
jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
The Unsellable Elephant that thw other guy just got on his weird application survey question.
TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
My peepee
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 minutes ago
Is it not already spaghettified!?
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Every person in the world with a net worth over $1B USD. Then I’d equally reallocate their money across every human on earth.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 11 hours ago
Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?
Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.
bratwurstest@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Yeah 100M feels right. Also, wealth is usually tied up in non liquid assets, and it makes no sense to either force liquidation even if it crashes the value, or divide ownership equally among 9 billion people. Each asset needs to be re-allocated on a case by case basis. Like, the private international bridge in Detroit, it’s much more valuable as a single asset than the steel scrap it could be sold for.
yakko@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
The economics of unlucky Mario Party spaces
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Using Hawking radiation!
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’d rather make sure everyone has everything they need for at least basic life. Healthcare, education, infrastructure to name a few. Food for schools. I know a lot of countries already have this. But many don’t even have access to clean water. Ideally worldwide. And throw corrupt politicians and military overlords in there. Although many of them would be counted in the >$1b. Get rid of the religious wackjobs and maybe we could start progressing as a species.
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
That’s just gonna drive up inflation. Instead, invest that into better farms, industries, businesses, and schools that provide services at-cost or free. Or just use the assets left by those guys for the public good, they’re already set up.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Or better yet, send the money with them.
espurr@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
B-but billionaires have rights too!!
jlow@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
They can stop being billionaires by giving away that money anytime they want to not go into the black hole.
haywire7@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Politicians Hedge fund management Influencers
Not exhaustive but a good start
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
High frequency trader
Bwaz@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
The GOP
AstralPath@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
I’d choose the entirety of American politics.
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Another black hole. I just wanna see what happens you know?
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Republicans.
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Aging.
the_flying_pig@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
A white hole.
87Six@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Big Oil
Butterbee@beehaw.org 6 hours ago
Billonaires
jdr@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
More black holes
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 10 hours ago
All of the Republicans.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
From your point of view yes. I guess it fades infrared and keeps fading away.
bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
“are we there yet” … “are we there yet”…
morto@piefed.social 3 hours ago
That just makes it a worse fate
crimson_iris@piefed.social 7 hours ago
I’m not that scientifically literate, but isn’t that just from the perspective of an outside observer?
Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
Can’t I just roll it around like the ball in katamari?
ranzispa@mander.xyz 10 hours ago
Mosquitos, all of them. Ecosystem will equilibrate eventually and all will be fine.
Hestia@hexbear.net 10 hours ago
Ah shit, mosquitos were actually protecting the planet by satiating their god with offerings of blood
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
I had the opportunity some “time” ago and I chose to send our entire universe into a black hole. Now we are all stuck here, infinitely reliving the same existences.and timelines. My bad.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Money, borders
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Myself, and hope that it will be a fast end
SatansDaughter@quokk.au 11 hours ago
Free bottom surgery
Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 hours ago
Every billionaire
pumpupthejam@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Barking neighborhood dogs. Straight to void.
test_@hexbear.net 10 hours ago
a series of identically sized objects in some kind of code sequence, to fuck with any new universe that might form on the other side
5715@feddit.org 10 hours ago
Bill Cipher
Maroon@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
He’ll probably make a deal with the black hole and find a way out. He is scary!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 minutes ago
A white hole.