The GOP
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Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Bwaz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
AstralPath@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’d choose the entirety of American politics.
haywire7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Politicians Hedge fund management Influencers
Not exhaustive but a good start
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
High frequency trader
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Republicans.
nuko147@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Billionaires!
EvasiveSpecies@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Was gonna say the Epstein class but those are basically one and the same. ^
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Another black hole. I just wanna see what happens you know?
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
They just merge. They’re just really really dense concentrations of mass-energy, not extradimensional portals.
bdot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
- really dense. ✅
- concentrations of mass ✅
- not extra dimensional portal ✅
you just described my ex
boaratio@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Every. Single. Fascist.
jdr@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
More black holes
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.
bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“are we there yet” … “are we there yet”…
crimson_iris@piefed.social 2 months ago
I’m not that scientifically literate, but isn’t that just from the perspective of an outside observer?
sukhmel@programming.dev 2 months ago
Afaik from perspective of the one falling nothing may even change as they cross into the black hole. And I think they also never reach the center in their local timeframe, but that one I can’t remember
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
From your point of view yes. I guess it fades infrared and keeps fading away.
morto@piefed.social 2 months ago
That just makes it a worse fate
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if someone pushed?
onnekas@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The Unsellable Elephant that thw other guy just got on his weird application survey question.
godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The republican party. Aka modern day fascists.
Maybe the DNC and establishment neoliberals too, who ushered in fascism.
Dippy@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Ah yes, the ones who ushered in fascism were the checks notes people to the left of the fascists.
godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
If you work across the aisle with fascists to exclude people based on skin color, gender identity, support the bombing of other civilizations for profit, instituting policy to drive people into poverty and criminalize it, that uh checks notes sounds like it aligns with fascism.
Capitalism and fascism/authoritarianism are bedfellows. Neoliberals believe capitalism is correct, we just didn’t do it right.
Those of us to the left recognize the system is working as intended.
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
All of the Republicans.
Butterbee@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Billonaires
87Six@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Big Oil
Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Can’t I just roll it around like the ball in katamari?
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Myself, and hope that it will be a fast end
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Billionaires and Right wingers around the world.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, please, you know exactly who my answers are.
ranzispa@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Mosquitos, all of them. Ecosystem will equilibrate eventually and all will be fine.
Hestia@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Ah shit, mosquitos were actually protecting the planet by satiating their god with offerings of blood
tyranny@crazypeople.online 2 months ago
ecosystem equilibriates by inventing super-mosquito
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The human compulsion to invent religions.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I had the opportunity some “time” ago and I chose to send our entire universe into a black hole. Now we are all stuck here, infinitely reliving the same existences.and timelines. My bad.
SatansDaughter@quokk.au 2 months ago
Free bottom surgery
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Wait, you want to get rid of free bottom surgery?
SatansDaughter@quokk.au 2 months ago
To be clear I menant the opposite, you can put your penis in the black hole to get a free bottom surgery
bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
You want to destroy free bottom surgery?
nbsp@programming.dev 2 months ago
$1 for good luck
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Aging.
brb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
myself
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I want to throw some spaghetti in. Spaghetti gets sphagettified
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A white hole.
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
This one’s underrated
TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is it not already spaghettified!?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
the worlds top 40 wealthiest people.
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Every person in the world with a net worth over $1B USD. Then I’d equally reallocate their money across every human on earth.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 months ago
Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?
Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.
yakko@feddit.uk 2 months ago
The economics of unlucky Mario Party spaces
bratwurstest@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yeah 100M feels right. Also, wealth is usually tied up in non liquid assets, and it makes no sense to either force liquidation even if it crashes the value, or divide ownership equally among 9 billion people. Each asset needs to be re-allocated on a case by case basis. Like, the private international bridge in Detroit, it’s much more valuable as a single asset than the steel scrap it could be sold for.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I just realized that the realty market always runs a drought to up its sale price. Also, since homeless also don’t have housing, there’s an even greater housing shortage than just those seeking to move into a “forever home.”
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d rather make sure everyone has everything they need for at least basic life. Healthcare, education, infrastructure to name a few. Food for schools. I know a lot of countries already have this. But many don’t even have access to clean water. Ideally worldwide. And throw corrupt politicians and military overlords in there. Although many of them would be counted in the >$1b. Get rid of the religious wackjobs and maybe we could start progressing as a species.
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
That’s just gonna drive up inflation. Instead, invest that into better farms, industries, businesses, and schools that provide services at-cost or free. Or just use the assets left by those guys for the public good, they’re already set up.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or better yet, send the money with them.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Seems like an arbitrary threshold. Does anybody actually need $900 million? Or $300 million? Or…
sukhmel@programming.dev 2 months ago
Yes, I’m in dire need of $999,999,999.99 but of course I don’t need any more than that, thank you
espurr@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
B-but billionaires have rights too!!
jlow@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
They can stop being billionaires by giving away that money anytime they want to not go into the black hole.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Using Hawking radiation!