The GOP
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Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Bwaz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AstralPath@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’d choose the entirety of American politics.
haywire7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Politicians Hedge fund management Influencers
Not exhaustive but a good start
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
High frequency trader
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Republicans.
nuko147@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Billionaires!
EvasiveSpecies@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Was gonna say the Epstein class but those are basically one and the same. ^
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Another black hole. I just wanna see what happens you know?
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
They just merge. They’re just really really dense concentrations of mass-energy, not extradimensional portals.
bdot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- really dense. ✅
- concentrations of mass ✅
- not extra dimensional portal ✅
you just described my ex
boaratio@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every. Single. Fascist.
jdr@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
More black holes
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.
bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“are we there yet” … “are we there yet”…
crimson_iris@piefed.social 1 month ago
I’m not that scientifically literate, but isn’t that just from the perspective of an outside observer?
sukhmel@programming.dev 1 month ago
Afaik from perspective of the one falling nothing may even change as they cross into the black hole. And I think they also never reach the center in their local timeframe, but that one I can’t remember
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
From your point of view yes. I guess it fades infrared and keeps fading away.
morto@piefed.social 1 month ago
That just makes it a worse fate
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if someone pushed?
onnekas@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The Unsellable Elephant that thw other guy just got on his weird application survey question.
godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The republican party. Aka modern day fascists.
Maybe the DNC and establishment neoliberals too, who ushered in fascism.
Dippy@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Ah yes, the ones who ushered in fascism were the checks notes people to the left of the fascists.
godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
If you work across the aisle with fascists to exclude people based on skin color, gender identity, support the bombing of other civilizations for profit, instituting policy to drive people into poverty and criminalize it, that uh checks notes sounds like it aligns with fascism.
Capitalism and fascism/authoritarianism are bedfellows. Neoliberals believe capitalism is correct, we just didn’t do it right.
Those of us to the left recognize the system is working as intended.
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
All of the Republicans.
Butterbee@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Billonaires
87Six@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Big Oil
Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Can’t I just roll it around like the ball in katamari?
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Myself, and hope that it will be a fast end
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Billionaires and Right wingers around the world.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, please, you know exactly who my answers are.
ranzispa@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Mosquitos, all of them. Ecosystem will equilibrate eventually and all will be fine.
Hestia@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Ah shit, mosquitos were actually protecting the planet by satiating their god with offerings of blood
tyranny@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
ecosystem equilibriates by inventing super-mosquito
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The human compulsion to invent religions.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I had the opportunity some “time” ago and I chose to send our entire universe into a black hole. Now we are all stuck here, infinitely reliving the same existences.and timelines. My bad.
SatansDaughter@quokk.au 1 month ago
Free bottom surgery
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Wait, you want to get rid of free bottom surgery?
SatansDaughter@quokk.au 1 month ago
To be clear I menant the opposite, you can put your penis in the black hole to get a free bottom surgery
bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 1 month ago
You want to destroy free bottom surgery?
nbsp@programming.dev 1 month ago
$1 for good luck
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aging.
brb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
myself
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I want to throw some spaghetti in. Spaghetti gets sphagettified
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A white hole.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
This one’s underrated
TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is it not already spaghettified!?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the worlds top 40 wealthiest people.
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every person in the world with a net worth over $1B USD. Then I’d equally reallocate their money across every human on earth.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 month ago
Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?
Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.
yakko@feddit.uk 1 month ago
The economics of unlucky Mario Party spaces
bratwurstest@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yeah 100M feels right. Also, wealth is usually tied up in non liquid assets, and it makes no sense to either force liquidation even if it crashes the value, or divide ownership equally among 9 billion people. Each asset needs to be re-allocated on a case by case basis. Like, the private international bridge in Detroit, it’s much more valuable as a single asset than the steel scrap it could be sold for.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I just realized that the realty market always runs a drought to up its sale price. Also, since homeless also don’t have housing, there’s an even greater housing shortage than just those seeking to move into a “forever home.”
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d rather make sure everyone has everything they need for at least basic life. Healthcare, education, infrastructure to name a few. Food for schools. I know a lot of countries already have this. But many don’t even have access to clean water. Ideally worldwide. And throw corrupt politicians and military overlords in there. Although many of them would be counted in the >$1b. Get rid of the religious wackjobs and maybe we could start progressing as a species.
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s just gonna drive up inflation. Instead, invest that into better farms, industries, businesses, and schools that provide services at-cost or free. Or just use the assets left by those guys for the public good, they’re already set up.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or better yet, send the money with them.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seems like an arbitrary threshold. Does anybody actually need $900 million? Or $300 million? Or…
sukhmel@programming.dev 1 month ago
Yes, I’m in dire need of $999,999,999.99 but of course I don’t need any more than that, thank you
espurr@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
B-but billionaires have rights too!!
jlow@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
They can stop being billionaires by giving away that money anytime they want to not go into the black hole.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Using Hawking radiation!