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  • Gust@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of those infinitely long, perfectly rigid, incompressible, conductive rods I read so much about while I was trying to learn the stuff you need to know before you can start studying black holes

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Another blackhole

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    By now just the entire planet.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s precious life on the planet. It’s beautiful. It would be a shame if such a rare thing disappeared.

      Just send humanity, they (we) earned it a long time ago.

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  • Infamousblt@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every billionaire

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  • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Myself to see what’s all the fuss is about.

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    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Sarlac pit might be a blessing since the Mandalorian suggests you could escape, but a blackhole… that’d suck.

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      • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I didn’t think about the escape part. Who knows, maybe there is a wormhole at the end. Also, I’m pretty sure it will be a much peaceful way to go then the sarlac pit, considering the speeds involved.

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  • jaemo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    MAGA. Make America Go (into the) Accretion (disc)

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A probe.

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    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just toss in a rock, it’d have the same result.

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  • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    10^52 electrons

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jokes on you, the universe only has one extremely busy electron.

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  • pumpupthejam@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Barking neighborhood dogs. Straight to void.

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  • plutopos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Head of the Italian Senate Ignazio Benito La Russa

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a radio broadcast of Never Gonna Give You Up

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Money, borders

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    • bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now what the heck is a black hole gonna do with those?

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  • test_@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a series of identically sized objects in some kind of code sequence, to fuck with any new universe that might form on the other side

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  • mathic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pasta dough.

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  • c64z86@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Greed

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  • h4lf8yte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is like a very specific country in the middle east I am thinking of…

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The perception of that country Israeli quite poor at the moment.

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      • natecox@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well played.

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  • redparadise@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Capitalism

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  • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every white US liberal too cowardly to throw a punch

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  • 5715@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bill Cipher

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    • Maroon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’ll probably make a deal with the black hole and find a way out. He is scary!

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  • Lord743@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The snail

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That goddamned orbiting teapot.

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  • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fascists

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not much, as I understand it it’s as difficult, if not more difficult to actually enter a black hole, as it is to throw something into the sun. Literally easier to just fling it out into the cosmos.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why?

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You have to shed the inertia you already have to fall into the sun. The difference is about 30km/s or 108,000 km/h to slow down enough. The rotational plane of the solar system can be used to speed you up to escape velocity, especially with a slingshot off one of the giants, so it requires a lot less fuel.

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The greed of humans

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  • the_flying_pig@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A white hole.

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  • quail@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Earth

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  • Arcadia@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My mistakes

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  • DupaCycki@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Was gonna say billionaires, but then I thought: why not go myself? See you on the other side, losers.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IIRC, and understand the theory correctly, I believe your best chance for survival is a spinning super massive black hole. I think that’s the one that might not spaghettify you.

      If you can survive it, you’ll end up at the end of the universe within your own lifetime, due to time dilation. Possibly almost instantly from your perspective. Not sure what you’d do at that point though.

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      • CatAssTrophy@safest.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pretty sure even if you don’t spaghettify, you still get crushed to death by the pressure.

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    • Tiger_Man_@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      peak username

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    :)

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