jaemo

@jaemo@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depart, men of education.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then, for the coup de grace, immediately deny that there even is or was ever such a social network, and insist it was another one of their “wacky dreams”. And then later, they come to you to prove you wrong.

  Boom. Incepted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Win win⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an owner of both, my 2020 Ioniq BEV easily feels better than my previous civic, and my Subaru (though I’d want the suby for anything challenging terrain-related). Best car I’ve owned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is waiting for Japan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder why anyone would want an “AI girlfriend” or whatever ridiculous thing tech bros are trying to shoehorn monetization into to capitalize on the pervasive disconnect in society today.

  And then, when I read a post like yours, referring to someone like that, it all suddenly makes sense. Given the choice, I’d also rather spend time with unthinking silicon than an asshole who talks to people like you do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus fuck already. Why can’t this fuck hole skip to the bullet-temple, doused-in-accelerant, ignited-in-a-ditch phase of his life. He’s so fucking thirsty for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you seriously think that this isn’t market manipulation then I’ve some lovely bridges you may be interested in acquiring for a low price!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, is the USA screwed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re 100% correct. My unscientific polling suggests to me that 8/10 Canadians thought Elon was a force for good about a year ago.

  We also had a cadre of MAGA north sticking flags on their cars, honking nonstop, shitting in the streets, and blocking the capital and the border when we had COVID restrictions in place. Today, zero percent of them would have a problem being the 51st state, for all their bleating about it being about them protecting “my freedoms” for me. I’m proud to see our flag being displayed this time though, because I’m not dubious about the motivation, but this is no time to stop being vigilant about what little democracy we have left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, is the USA screwed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re kin. Fall of civ is my dystopian lullaby. I can hear that piano refrain, but it’s about us now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, is the USA screwed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We lose the goodwill

  Gone. It’s gone. I’m your neighbor. There’s no more goodwill. It’s been completely replaced with desire to see your hubris teach a collective lesson, and a process of internal reflection on how we can not end up like you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨George Carlin spent nearly his entire life trying to warn us of what is happening⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So did Frank Zappa, so did Christopher Hitchens, so did many many others. Did we listen or did we compile the best of their material into top-10 moment videos on YouTube?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babyllionaire Musk got r/whitepoepletwitter banned⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thus week on: The A-hole in the K-hole…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon cheats through college⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfectly articulated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your favorite games for killing nazis?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bionic Commando. Love love love to shoot Hitler in his doughy, laughable master race face with a rocket launcher through the window of a fucking helicopter as I fall past it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone planning on doing anything about trump creating a concentration camp at guantanamo bay?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a Canadian, it really really sucks that we have to hurt our friends to help them, or you’ll hurt us all worse. It really sucks that you, personally, had to say those things too, but it’s also brave, and makes me hopeful that we can get through this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, and the coldness inside too ❄️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nature be freaky like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously these leeches are Reverend mothers who’ve undergone the spice agony to unlock their genetic memories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fighting the elderly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only 1000 more till it reaches cactaur status!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

  I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am Jack’s Lungs. I breath in soot and particles and eventually they cause cancer and I kill Jack.

  That’s how that shit works, homes. Not a thing to “idk whatev” about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but maybe a counterpoint is we are overestimating the ability of the atmosphere and ocean to absorb CO2 and maintain a habitable planet. I’d rather store isotopes in the earth (where they came from anyway) than carbon in the air.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  mmmm sounds like someone has zero concept of the scale of the problem: ie how much cable we’d need to bury. Simmer down Tony Snark, you’re demonstrably less clever than the rest of the species’ experts in this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is a parody of himself⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Narcissus DeGrasse Tyson?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hummingbird Feeders⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I spent 120$ last year on fushias that were ignored

  I caved and got a feeder when it got near freezing and one of them was making a fuss in the tree in my back yard, and it needs refilling every 2 days now, so I guess no accounting for taste…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah sweet!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shades of Wendy meat from Rudy Rucker’s “Ware” tetralogy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The food delivery bubble is bursting — and maybe that's not a bad thing⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I loathe the line-cutting self-important food delivery hustle bros with every fiber of my being and will never use their service. This is glad news.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits Canada⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair. The armpittines is due to a small percentage of really weird people and their propensity to be simultaneously ignorant and outspoken. Sad that they affect policy and people’s lives.

  The place itself is breathtaking. Though in fairness, I’ve moved from there to Vancouver Island and it’s kind of been eclipsed by a few orders of magnitude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dutch toilets⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits Canada⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi. Am Canadian, am originally from Alberta, love everyone except fucking fascists, and can confirm Alberta is currently Canada’s stanky armpit and has been so for some time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get sorted...⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well as an avowed fan of every voice actor ever, thanks for your work, and now I will forever be speculating on the pitch and timbre you might have delivered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living poor in rich neighbourhood⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  metaphor /mĕt′ə-fôr″, -fər/

  noun

  A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison, as in “a sea of troubles” or One thing conceived as representing another; a symbol. The transference of the relation between one set of objects to another set for the purpose of brief explanation; a compressed simile; e. g., the ship plows the sea. 
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not happening, dude⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Evs make us reliant on lithium

  Oh no! No the third most abundant element in the universe! WTF are we gonna do? Use another metal with a large valency shell that makes it ideal as a dense storage medium for electrons? the horror