janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 1 week ago:
No, you’re thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these
- Comment on We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits 1 week ago:
it puts the wood paneling on its walls or else it gets the economic recession again
- Comment on Button down squares at UT Austin 1 week ago:
no shirt
no shoes
no bitches? 🧐 - Comment on Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore. 1 week ago:
mixing bowls are the fucking worst
plastic: scratches really easily, probably toxic, environmental nightmare
ceramic: heavy af, breaks easily
glass: heavy af, breaks easily
wood: literally porous, pain in the ass to clean, can’t go in dishwasher, and you have to oil it like a fucking engine
steel: heavy, dents easily, your kitchen is STOMP! now
(I think I recall a STOMP! performance played on PBS when I was a kid in the early '00s where they used primarily steel bowls but couldn’t find a clip)
- Comment on Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore. 1 week ago:
we really did name the planet Dirt 🤦♀️ you’d think we could have at least called it Home or some shit
- Comment on Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore. 1 week ago:
“This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”
- Comment on Hehehe 1 week ago:
Do not put planets in there. No flared base!!
- Comment on lightbulbs 2 weeks ago:
i put one of these in a ceiling fan and my roommate started referring to it as The Sun
she’s not wrong but i like to be able to easily see the stuff on my desk I’m tinkering with ffs
- Comment on Just vibing 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon wants to talk about video games 2 weeks ago:
“autistic PC game” that’s every PC game
—me, an autistic PC (primarily) gamer - Comment on Anon likes pizza 2 weeks ago:
i mean granted, it’s WELL worth the $14 you’d have a difficult time finding a mediocre pizza here
- Comment on Anon likes pizza 2 weeks ago:
wtf where the hell yall getting $8 margherita pizzas
in nyc a small is like $14 😭 - Comment on It's pronounced OI-lur, not YOO-lur 2 weeks ago:
i didn’t get the pun at first and thought this was just an aggressive dunk on hummus haha
- Comment on I'll do it 2 weeks ago:
instructions unclear, the corvids have now opened a beak salon and are gluing rhinestones to their beak extensions
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 3 weeks ago:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F
I mean, I’ve also met more than one Italian/Italian-American woman at a kink party so 🤌doubling as a fisting emoji might not be far off lol
- Comment on Playback speed past X2 is now a YouTube paid feature 3 weeks ago:
also its fork Tubular if you enjoy SponsorBlock
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 3 weeks ago:
even an Italian woman who don’t cook is still an Italian woman 🤌🤌🤌
- Comment on Bugger! 3 weeks ago:
dyslexics: :(
- Comment on Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳 3 weeks ago:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_tree
I… did not know about this previously
- Comment on Lab anxiety 3 weeks ago:
any White Castle near a lab: IT’S 100% BEEF I PROMISE
- Comment on Bears love oral 5 weeks ago:
given how friendly northeastern Europeans are with bears (the animals) and how much they like saunas I wouldn’t be surprised to see bears in a sauna
- Comment on 94.3° F 1 month ago:
- Comment on Ska ftw 1 month ago:
hyperpop: the world is working exactly as intended and you should be as many levels of angry as there are genre influences in this track
- Comment on Ska ftw 1 month ago:
[cue nightcore]
- Comment on Anon buys a can of beans 1 month ago:
i hope anon takes their meds :(
- Comment on 1 month ago:
my chemistry-addled brain thought these were GC columns with some weird blue filter material in the middle
- Comment on bumper sticker 1 month ago:
does the observer have to be able to see the sticker with normal human eyesight? if so that constrains distance (which maybe doesn’t matter?)
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 month ago:
kicked out of a church for ripping too much ass is an achievement that might actually get me through the doors of a church to try, ha!
and try to fart louder than you like a good host
there is a non-zero chance we’re blood related lmao - Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 month ago:
i struggle with lactose and oligosaccharides
yes, i can take an enzyme pill for both
no, it’s not a perfect solution (not in my case at least)at this point I’m just straight up with people and say “I will burp and fart if I eat this, so it’s your culinary pride or your nose, choose wisely”
me being gassier than the sun is practically a holiday tradition when i visit family. nothing has more milk and onions than Pennsylvania white people cooking lol
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 month ago:
I like onions and peppers. They do not like me (understandable ) and exact their fiery indigestive revenge every time I dare eat more of their ranks
