janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on loserrrrrr 3 days ago:
hyena incels: both :(
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 3 days ago:
🎶HEEEEEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES!🎶
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 1 week ago:
i have lost mucho sleep over the fact that even holding my breath while using an air dryer doesn’t prevent poop gems being blasted into my pores 💀
- Comment on Wise words 1 week ago:
hello i am a lesbian who enjoys scissoring
it doesn’t look like it does in porn though. the geometry is different - Comment on horseshoe theory? 1 week ago:
life, uh. finds a way
- Comment on 1 week ago:
LMAO
- Comment on 1 week ago:
lol which white guy is that
- Comment on College core: you sit in the class for attendance then go home and teach yourself 1 week ago:
every time i think I’ve encountered peak “worst timeline” some new shit tops it by a mile
- Comment on College core: you sit in the class for attendance then go home and teach yourself 1 week ago:
so many of my 100 and 200 level STEM classes were like this in no small part due to the instructors not wanting to teach. they were being forced to teach as part of their employment contract but their main work was research
i resented them for turning their lack of ability to get a position that didn’t require teaching into my problem because they refused to give the slightest effort towards actually explaining the material
doing problems from the textbook on the overhead projector with near-zero explanation is dogshit teaching
- Comment on What??? Nativity scene with a crucifix in the background? 2 weeks ago:
wouldn’t an electric chair be a closer match in meaning? nooses usually symbolize suicide moreso than execution these days
- Comment on CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL 2 weeks ago:
my mom has the vaccine mark! I remember asking her about it as a young kid and that being the first time I ever learned about vaccines. the idea that we “use germs to train our immune systems to fight them” was so cool to me. no wonder I went into biochem when i grew up (courtesy of having parents who didn’t let me die to preventable diseases lol)
- Comment on New study reveals differences between 'Demon Slayer' bamboo muzzle and actual bamboo 4 weeks ago:
least weeb biologists:
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 month ago:
at least a little bit of water or broth unless you want it to burn
- Comment on ✌️😭 1 month ago:
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 1 month ago:
No, you’re thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these
- Comment on We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits 1 month ago:
it puts the wood paneling on its walls or else it gets the economic recession again
- Comment on Button down squares at UT Austin 1 month ago:
no shirt
no shoes
no bitches? 🧐 - Comment on Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore. 1 month ago:
mixing bowls are the fucking worst
plastic: scratches really easily, probably toxic, environmental nightmare
ceramic: heavy af, breaks easily
glass: heavy af, breaks easily
wood: literally porous, pain in the ass to clean, can’t go in dishwasher, and you have to oil it like a fucking engine
steel: heavy, dents easily, your kitchen is STOMP! now
(I think I recall a STOMP! performance played on PBS when I was a kid in the early '00s where they used primarily steel bowls but couldn’t find a clip)
- Comment on Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore. 1 month ago:
we really did name the planet Dirt 🤦♀️ you’d think we could have at least called it Home or some shit
- Comment on Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore. 1 month ago:
“This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”
- Comment on Hehehe 2 months ago:
Do not put planets in there. No flared base!!
- Comment on lightbulbs 2 months ago:
i put one of these in a ceiling fan and my roommate started referring to it as The Sun
she’s not wrong but i like to be able to easily see the stuff on my desk I’m tinkering with ffs
- Comment on Just vibing 2 months ago:
- Comment on Anon wants to talk about video games 2 months ago:
“autistic PC game” that’s every PC game
—me, an autistic PC (primarily) gamer - Comment on Anon likes pizza 2 months ago:
i mean granted, it’s WELL worth the $14 you’d have a difficult time finding a mediocre pizza here
- Comment on Anon likes pizza 2 months ago:
wtf where the hell yall getting $8 margherita pizzas
in nyc a small is like $14 😭 - Comment on It's pronounced OI-lur, not YOO-lur 2 months ago:
i didn’t get the pun at first and thought this was just an aggressive dunk on hummus haha
- Comment on I'll do it 2 months ago:
instructions unclear, the corvids have now opened a beak salon and are gluing rhinestones to their beak extensions
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 2 months ago:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F
I mean, I’ve also met more than one Italian/Italian-American woman at a kink party so 🤌doubling as a fisting emoji might not be far off lol
- Comment on Playback speed past X2 is now a YouTube paid feature 2 months ago:
also its fork Tubular if you enjoy SponsorBlock
