janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on Facts 1 week ago:
Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re a bottom!
- Comment on "Theory" of Evolution (SMBC) 2 weeks ago:
Both details and fundamentals. And when the fundamentals get questioned things get dramatic. In like, an irritating way that reminds me of religious zealotry, uuuuuuugh
The "where is 95% of all the mass!?" seems a bit more dramatic in the grand scheme of things though, damn
- Comment on "Theory" of Evolution (SMBC) 2 weeks ago:
bacteria and some others, preparing for horizontal gene transfer: “im about to ruin man(kind)'s whole career”
- Comment on "Theory" of Evolution (SMBC) 2 weeks ago:
am biologist who used to work in phylogenetics lab
there is a lot of fucking mystery
- Comment on Food Pyramid of the Future 3 weeks ago:
I like to put it in my coffee and have DOUBLE BEAN WATER
- Comment on Do 9-5 jobs still exist in the U.S.? 4 weeks ago:
my dumbass state has no requirements for breaks at all. one of my jobs has no official breaks. we’ve all mastered the art of looking busy while eating 💀
- Comment on I only want reality breaking stuff 4 weeks ago:
I thought that was engineering
“this amount of bridge material should collapse under its own weight, but we made it into arches/triangles and now it doesn’t 👍”
- Comment on I only want reality breaking stuff 4 weeks ago:
a utopia for agoraphobic mice
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 1 month ago:
I’m a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.
- Comment on Movie lines people laughed at in theaters despite not actually being intended to be funny? 2 months ago:
yes, though mostly parodied in videos and not that prevalent. couldn’t find it on KnowYourMeme
I remember it mostly being in various late 00’s–early 10’s youtube poops.l, and probably at least one in GMod Idiot Box
- Comment on Movie lines people laughed at in theaters despite not actually being intended to be funny? 2 months ago:
It’s definitely a meme for a reason lol
- Comment on Anon factory resets 2 months ago:
when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise
- Comment on Anon has an asexual gf 2 months ago:
am lesbian who enjoys beating on dudes (on anyone tbh)
shoutout to kinky guys who bottom for domme lezzies but still respect their sexuality :]
- Comment on It is truly magic 2 months ago:
they keep getting progressively more unhinged and im on board
- Comment on Turn up the heat 2 months ago:
10/10 matching gif response
- Comment on I'm Heading to Phoenix Can Anyone Recommend Anything Cool To Check Out While I'm There? 3 months ago:
Desert Botanical Garden is rather lovely
- Comment on I'm Heading to Phoenix Can Anyone Recommend Anything Cool To Check Out While I'm There? 3 months ago:
The aquarium also has a butterfly garden. I’m scared of butterflies and had a horrible time which I think means it’s awesome for normal people
- Comment on Social acceptability 3 months ago:
to be fair knees peeking out over knee socks are v cute. thigh highs are awesome but knee socks are underrated
- Comment on Social acceptability 3 months ago:
sigh. me. why can’t i be normal
- Comment on Plastic tea bags 3 months ago:
silk is expensive. almost all pyramidal tea bags are nylon and/or polyester. only premium stuff is going to be made of silk and they’ll advertise it as such
- Comment on This toilet paper at my work 6 months ago:
I love my bidet but I would never use a public one
- Comment on True Story 7 months ago:
Hypatia Börte Peaches Evelyn Guerrero and some others
there, done
- Comment on True Story 7 months ago:
Shit. I completely forgot girls don’t exist, especially on the internet…! :]
- Comment on True Story 7 months ago:
am girl who likes girls. i fuckin LOVE fake eyelashes on other girls and myself
i can appreciate them on both an aesthetic level as well as a technical level cuz like these shits ain’t easy to put on and keep on and have them not look fuckin jank