janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on My first thought was "how do you fire a toilet plunger with that much force?" 8 hours ago:
given that the caption is different, my guess is it’s a different book entirely
- Comment on My first thought was "how do you fire a toilet plunger with that much force?" 9 hours ago:
It’s a similar image and caption but not the exact one
- Comment on 🌈 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️🌈 1 day ago:
ikr? look what happens when you split light with a prism, too!
- Comment on What’s your favorite video game that most people didn’t like ?? 2 days ago:
GBA port of Munch’s Oddysee
it’s an objectively very meh game, so compared to the rest of the rockstars that make up Oddworld it’s crap lol.
but it was one of the first video games I ever played and completed, so I love it unconditionally
- Comment on Interesting how if you live close to something famous like the pyramids or the NYC skyline you just take it for granted. 2 days ago:
I try to look out the window of the train and enjoy the view of the Manhattan skyline and Statue of Liberty each time, even though I’ve lived here several years
when I forget and realize it’s too late and the train’s already back underground I get mildly grumpy over it lol
- Comment on 2 days ago:
fake: definitely some kind of sexual fantasy
gay: all these characters are maleoverall impression: “lolwut”
- Comment on Anon questions nature 4 days ago:
ooof they sure did
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 4 days ago:
Hm maybe not less space than a small ketchup bottle. I’m used to having one of the value size gigantic ones
As a boxed product it could be stacked and/or slotted in vertically somewhere though perhaps
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
よくできました
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 5 days ago:
ok but also this uses less plastic than a bottle, takes up less fridge space, and can be useful to those with some types of mobility impairments
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 6 days ago:
hell yeah 🏳️🌈
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 1 week ago:
that is approximately the face i made, and a few years later i realized I’m a lesbian lol
- Comment on Shirley, you can't be serious 1 week ago:
I love how the first clown makeup iteration was built in by nature of this being a false color EM
- Comment on Anon is married 1 week ago:
my sentiment precisely
- Comment on Anon is married 1 week ago:
could we maybe stop downvote bombing greentexts with takes we disagree with? 🙄
obviously the author has some toxic ass views but that doesn’t mean it isn’t an interesting/entertaining greentext to read
the only posts on this sublemmy that should get downvoted are irrelevant and/or boring greentexts
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 2 weeks ago:
I used to work in a baked goods factory where scrapped product and ingredients got sold to a pig feed supplier
They constantly told the workers not to put any product that had touched the floor into the pig feed bins (the floor, aside from being the fucking gross floor, often had metal shavings, machine oil, etc. on it) but everyone ignored that rule and management barely tried to enforce it
Another reason to feel bad for factory farmed animals. Those pigs probably have lacerations throughout their digestive system. :(
- Comment on textbooks can be so funny 2 weeks ago:
reject donut embrace G O U R D
- Comment on TIL - painful but you get to continue living 2 weeks ago:
can still play vidya games without dong
- Comment on Durian supremacy 2 weeks ago:
also, Leidenfrost effect
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 2 weeks ago:
psyching myself up to just cross the point where it’s more awkward to stop
this feels related to my executive function trick of “go do it for 5 minutes and then you can stop if you want” (i rarely stop after 5 min)
so i might try this. ty <3
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 3 weeks ago:
this is why dating has become orders of magnitude more difficult for me after i quit drinking. my entire strategy was drinking enough to drown out “what if she thinks I’m being creepy, what if she’s mean, what if i say something stupid and get ostracized” until i could finally hear a tiny, slurred voice saying “lol wouldn’t it be funny if you talked to that girl you think is pretty and it turns out she can tolerate your presence” enough to go talk to the girl
but now i am 31 and my cells have decided making enough alcohol dehydrogenase is too much of a hassle and i have decided being hungover is too much of a hassle, so now i just drink soda in the lesbian bar trying to look available but not pathetic (it’s not working)
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 3 weeks ago:
I’m so offended by how absolutely correct you are
>:( - Comment on Lesbian sheep 3 weeks ago:
as a lesbian, i have no idea and would also like to know
- Comment on Older Americans say it’s a good time to find a job. Younger people aren’t buying it, new poll finds 3 weeks ago:
they also don’t know how to use the robot lawnmower and robot vacuum cleaner
not even because “hurr hurr boomers don’t know how to use tech” but because these fucking domestic robots break after a few months to try to get you to pay for repairs and/or a brand new one
- Comment on my eyes are up here 3 weeks ago:
that’s no hamster that’s a Spore abomination
- Comment on Smoke machine 3 weeks ago:
unless it’s a frictionless one made of physics-textbook-inium, definitely in the realm of possibility if you use it wrong really fast
- Comment on Smoke machine 3 weeks ago:
wireless smoke signals
- Comment on Wild Ones 3 weeks ago:
lanternflies definitely defy this particular philosophical postulate
for those of us who like the way they look anyway
i stomped one nearby my toddler niece once and she looked a little too enthused by that, so I reminded her it’s important to be a little sad when a living thing dies, even you killed it to help protect the environment :(
- Comment on What would you put in a time capsule? 3 weeks ago:
Maybe some old tech or gadget you have laying around that isn’t worth much and you’re unlikely to user/sell/repurpose. Just make sure to remove any kind of battery, and wrap the device in paper, then plastic to minimize chance of corrosion damage and mess from plasticizers breaking down
A construction/utility worker in 50–100 years may get a kick out of seeing a midrange smartphone from 2010 the same way I’d be thrilled to find a cheap trypewriter or electric clothes iron from 50+ years ago. Mundane things don’t tend to get intentionally preserved, so it’s fun when you find one.
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