janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 17 hours ago:
was gonna snark “me before coffee” but tbh this is also me after coffee too
- Comment on geological contingency plan 3 days ago:
cool rock tax pls
- Comment on geological contingency plan 3 days ago:
yes that was definitely intentional and absolutely not just an anti-joke i used when i ran out of ideas. excellent catch 😎👉👉
- Comment on geological contingency plan 3 days ago:
how to assassinate a…
chemist: just keep challenging them to make more and more unstable and/or toxic compounds. if they’ve made it past FOOF gas, up the ante by saying “ok now do a 1-pot synth”
microbiologist: accidentally a little pathogenic virulence factors into their E. coli supply and poke some holes in the laminar hood HEPA. (don’t do this if you share a bathroom with them)
particle physicist: take a couple screws out of one of the hundreds of ladders around the facility
theoretical physicist: remove a manhole cover in one of their usual walking paths, Looney Tunes style
biochemist: sabotage all their grant proposals and they’ll take care of their own assassination
computer scientist: fucking don’t they’re an endangered species now
entomologist: literally indestructible don’t even bother trying. these motherfuckers raise botfly larvae in their own limbs for shits and giggles. i fear no man. but entomologists… they scare me
mathematician: use a gun
- Comment on geological contingency plan 3 days ago:
rocks or gtfo!
- Comment on do not touch 5 days ago:
“…so usually ≥2 of those conditions are met?”
- Comment on do not touch 5 days ago:
angry lab safety manager
- Comment on Why does American media (and to an extent the American public) seem to only focus on one issue at a time? 1 week ago:
my (uneducated) guess is some combination of catering to degraded attention spans, intentional manipulation of that degraded attention by malicious actors, and somehow it’s more profitable for the media companies to do news like this
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 1 week ago:
GS execs really did a fat line and said “lol what if we subject our wagies to crackhead craigslist”
- Comment on "Wierdyellowmushroomycin: Towards Good, Natural Drugs Instead of Bad, Synthetic Drugs Full of Chemicals" 1 week ago:
fluorine does not enjoy being pinned on things and if you make it angry enough it’ll catch on fire
a heterocycle, being an energy dense hydrocarbon, is an unfun thing to have near angry fluoride
- Comment on "Wierdyellowmushroomycin: Towards Good, Natural Drugs Instead of Bad, Synthetic Drugs Full of Chemicals" 1 week ago:
“pin the fluorine on the heterocycle” ooh my favorite party game
- Comment on Horror 2 weeks ago:
me and the other monsterfuckers:
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- Comment on forbidden dots 2 weeks ago:
be easily compressed
- Comment on Generate Your Own electricity with This Revolutionary Bike! 2 weeks ago:
good grief. an alternator and a stationary bike from a junkyard costs like $200 total if that
- Comment on It's important! 2 weeks ago:
you’re telling me the opening sequence of Beauty and the Beast is culturally accurate!?
- Comment on Feynman rules 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Save us!!! 2 weeks ago:
goddamn it the worst (best) part about this is that, being an entity that experiences non-linear time, Q absolutely could experience this montage in this order. (and also force everyone in it to also experience it.) lmao
- Comment on Save us!!! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on owo 2 weeks ago:
you’d need a second transform to be the fourierryer one
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 2 weeks ago:
it was originally posted in SurrealMemes, i think just as an absurdism piece
anything meta is just kinda surreal regardless of how common or normal it is
- Comment on Anon starts his day 2 weeks ago:
since they decided to call it breakfast, i guess
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 2 weeks ago:
“have” in “have begun” doing some heavy lifting
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 2 weeks ago:
pure concentrated anhydrous research
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 2 weeks ago:
breaking: biologists find the gene responsible for making you a fucking nerd
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 17 comments
- Comment on Law 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on visible Schrödinger. 4 weeks ago:
*scoffs* those are dessert bowls
- Comment on Space is beautiful 4 weeks ago:
oh god oh fuck there’s indestructible physical evidence of my Homestuck phase
- Comment on plump pumkins 5 weeks ago:
this is lobsters all over again
