janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on Law 2 days ago:
- Comment on visible Schrödinger. 1 week ago:
*scoffs* those are dessert bowls
- Comment on Space is beautiful 1 week ago:
oh god oh fuck there’s indestructible physical evidence of my Homestuck phase
- Comment on plump pumkins 2 weeks ago:
this is lobsters all over again
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 weeks ago:
paint every surface in Hamburg
the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts
the city becomes a piss particle accelerator
destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city
suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated
the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell
checkmate, betrunkene Idioten
- Comment on Caption this. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Finally I understand it 5 weeks ago:
and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 1 month ago:
a pair of truck-nuts
new favorite unit
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 1 month ago:
not to scale
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- Comment on What's your favourite kind of restaurant? 1 month ago:
the barn has a habit of curving and slowing your trajectory if you approach it too fast
- Comment on Shh 1 month ago:
lab rats who use a pipette robot that eats boxes of tips:
- Comment on 2 OP 1 month ago:
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 1 month ago:
the shower
- Comment on There is no meme 1 month ago:
- Comment on There is no meme 1 month ago:
Image
hmmm - Comment on oh the consequences of allergies 1 month ago:
- Comment on Almost halloween tbh 1 month ago:
bust out the lawn chairs and popcorn, cuz if that thing wants to end me it will. might as well enjoy spectacle
- Comment on Anon doesn't like AI 1 month ago:
i mean people in my country regularly go insane and go on shooting sprees…
- Comment on Anon doesn't like AI 1 month ago:
i find it especially grating that the people who parrot things like “give a man a fish / teach a man to fish” are the same people who will sell off company land and buildings to a landlord who then charges them rent for it, because “wAOW LOOK HOW MANY MONEYS WE MADE IN THE QUARTER WHERE WE SOLD ALL OUR SHIT!”
- Comment on Good luck! 1 month ago:
no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)
also if you ever encounter one, it’s common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol
- Comment on Good luck! 1 month ago:
any toilet is a performance piece if you eat enough Taco Bell
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 month ago:
especially us ladies who like ladies :]
- Comment on I'd sign up 2 months ago:
“three therapists” look at this rich person who can afford three therapists
- Comment on What goes here? 2 months ago:
amputee boomer with good hygiene
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 2 months ago:
this disgruntled me as a biochem grad and we think the periodic table is
H C N O P S Na Mg Cl K Ca Mn Fe Co Cu Zn Se Mo I F
- Comment on Checkmate theists 2 months ago:
really creative use of jalapeño slices
- Comment on Checkmate theists 2 months ago:
see also: Swedish Fish, Chocolate Fish
- Comment on No justice, no peace. 2 months ago:
the thickness of lead that would have been required would have prevented him from fucking around with the screwdriver in the first place because he wouldn’t have been able to reach the thing lol
- Comment on No justice, no peace. 2 months ago:
mr owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of the demon core??
