heartSagan5

@heartSagan5@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t discriminate, like at all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dammit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🤣🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dammit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was the same with the trees. There’s no escaping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can maladaptive daydreamers possibly enjoy movies if they daydream and can't focus on the movie?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait so we don’t have to watch it five times to figure it out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aha!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, yeah. That’s the nookie for all the plaque to evade the brush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Their name is Spike.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And their testicles are yummy: “uni”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Non-breeding adult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or…maybe…it doesn’t believe it’s making gains enough to birth and sustain children? Other critters are getting its eats and housing and shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Minnesota man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like over-ingesting an OTC, but then, before you die your body will ride you through purging and it may be 50/50 if you end or carry on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Arkham City⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I did Nazi that coming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Differences of Opinion by Wendy Cope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Misogynists use “woke” as a way to stop listening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is it about Mark Zuckerberg's appearance or demeanor that creeps people out?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s a pyschopath or is someone with ASD. I don’t know. Honestly, he preys on the details linking you and your friends and family, etc. He’s like the ultimate stalker, except you do it voluntarily. And then, the CIA buys the data through brokers, like the FBI and other alphabet agencies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay hydrated, folks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So, the modern day version of smoking? Oh, wait. They’d listen to each other, rather than be chuckle fucks — okay, there were some.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?

  Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The speed of light⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought in DC, they just square dance with each other.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The speed of light⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But some of the photon is absorbed by the material it passes through called spectroscopy. I guess then it’s good it’s also a wave, as per the Light Slot Experiment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably the pre-Sol star that burst a lot of matter out, and we’re something that was left somehow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NOT THE BEES⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was it Beezelbub’s friend?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuba Libre 🇨🇺⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see Floridians riding a boat, but deny it for others. It’s like Texas, where the border jumpers vote like saboteurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd like to change my last name and want suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My last name makes me too identifiable. It is an Ellis Island misspelling that makes me the only person on this earth with my exact first and last name combo.

  I used to think this, until someone on Facebook popped up with my name. They still feel like they cropped up (like some CIA cover name/id theft) because my brother worked in the Navy in the very town he worked in 20 years ago. But whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even the worst among us sacrifice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, there was a Ford Ranger plant here in Minnesota. We couldn’t get someone to turn it back into a factory. Now, it’s turned into condos. And it seems like Boomers are the biggest buyers who are little bitches when we want a taproom for some reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slice of ketchup anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But I want sugar, salt and vinegar too. It adds a pep to it.