That would be petrifying
Submitted 1 month ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Sergio@piefed.social 1 month ago
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
Nobody@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”
Manalith@midwest.social 1 month ago
Don’t worry, we’ve already established that Outlook doesn’t work in space.
marcos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not much of a surprise, since it doesn’t work on Earth either.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 month ago
Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
Hupf@feddit.org 1 month ago
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working.”
mkwt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it’s the deepest canyon in the solar system.
There’s probably nothing scary in there…
frank@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It’s definitely the largest canyon, if I’m reading Wiki right. It’s over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide
el_abuelo@programming.dev 1 month ago
Wait a second…how do yoh decide it’s 4 long and 200 wide instead of 200 long and 4 wide?
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
You’re right thanks! Late night brain moment
PlaneMaker@feddit.org 1 month ago
The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation. But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
why not? is there some local anomaly that causes gravity not to work?
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
You’re right, thanks for the correction
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Copilot
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
Elon Musk.
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
Okay here me out, are you really saying that you don’t want him to go to Mars?
I do. Or anywhere else really. Ideally hell. I mean even if hell did not exist, make one and then go to it. (Or I guess it would really be the other way around? 😜)
But you know, Musk fucking off to Mars is also okay with me. Better there then here anyway.
not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Men are from Mars. Elon Musk is not a man he is a pile of dung, he doesn’t belong there.
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 month ago
We can send him and all the other billionaires to Mars, but not enough fuel to come back.
Then turn off communications. Humanity saved.
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
I would rather he stay here and burn on the planet he and other rich assholes have fucked up and we go to Mars and start over without those parasites.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A portal to hell. Which just leads back to Earth.
myyass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d volunteer to be knee deep in hell.
Im_old@lemmy.world 1 month ago
signs written in comic sans
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
The CocaCola logo
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wherever you go coca cola’s already been
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
ace_garp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mars gusta
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Goddamnit now I see it too
borQue@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Teams already takes 22 minutes to work… add the delay to that and you’ll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth
Manalith@midwest.social 1 month ago
That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I’d feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.
bryophile@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ack ack ack!
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Why do I see a fucking face looking at this picture
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Claude.
That’s far more terrifying than Teams.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
2nd most
MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I heard they sent all the copies of windows vista there
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A MAGA hat.
Pyron@feddit.org 1 month ago
Microplastics
vane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AI datacenter
Jaberw0cky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
An AI data centre…
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 1 month ago
i like teams. its an easy way for companies to implement remote work.
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
Uh oh, nuance and subtlety detected - in the direction opposing the approved echo chamber opinion (may it live forever, and which definitely has clothes on), Lemmy will now commence the downvote brigade.
Oh shoot I almost forgot to preemptively throw up my own protective defenses - “I <insert name here> do solemly declare that Microsoft is an evil corporation, named after a soft dick, which must be opposed by all means necessary… and henceforth pledge to only use (Arch) Linux forevermore.” (Ha! As if we all weren’t already doing that!🤪 Right!? R-right!!! R-r-right???)
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I like the idea, but the implementation is stilted at best.
multifariace@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I am so fucking annoyed by Microsoft lately. Their mulitstep security that sometimes makes you repeat all the steps randomly. The pain if you have to use multiple accounts. That is almost all for work. And as a teacher, it takes too much time to do these things while trying to run a class, while also having to use a phone to authenticate! Such bullshit!
Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
An exact copy of Innsbruck, people and all, but everyone is 3 days older there
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 1 month ago
2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 month ago
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
Doug@piefed.social 1 month ago
And you can’t uninstall them.