SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World's first MAGA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also very heavy handed satire. Around 1975-76, Christian college kids wore yellow buttons that said “I FOUND IT.” The idea was that people would ask what they found, and that would be an opening for them to preach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s McPeople!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tips⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism!..yay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The consequences of not building enough housing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Building it isn’t the problem. My Republican shithole burb just bulldozed the last of our open space, to build 600 single family units starting in the “low one millions.” Can’t afford that? No problem. They’re also building 2000 condos, starting in “the mid 500s.”

  Starting to see the real problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely the safest source for advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  LET’S GO DARWIN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get this filth out of my sight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I do not dislike women. I merely deny them my essence.”

  – General Jack D. Ripper, “Dr. Strangelove”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless she’s a Brazilian Cottontail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ah—AH----WHAT’S UP DOC!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just retired, and my wife still complains that I drive too fast. I’m joining a gym next week and getting back into writing and fermenting, and so won’t have much time to annoy Frank Freeway during his commute from hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bunnylingus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check mate, atheists. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t have a rational discussion with a religionist, particularly one of the Christian/Islamic variety. They will appeal to their book of stories and to them, that should be enough for us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  APA style pizza, also too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.

  I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨w e a k n e s s⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m somewhat of a bad dude myself 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, listen Bro. All that sushi i ate before? Just a misunderstanding, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly how?????⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, I understand he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The third season of Forever Knight completely ruined the show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’re going to put someone’s eye out!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨still miss ya big guy ✌️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Woke fake news! Real Americans know Gawd ‘n’ Jeezus made the universe as-is, 6000 years ago, and all humanity came from two white people!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So upset during the holidays!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I say Happy Holidays, and I’ve got a total of 6 trees in my house, outside lights, I don’t know how many nutcrackers. I must give the MAGAs serious confusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨earth, fire, water, wind - it's not hard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵 There may be many more yet But they haven’t been discovered 🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I use your shower?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair's fair.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure they’re not lickin’ em toadyfrogs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone in tech confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m retiring from an IT position with a public college at the end of the month. I sure AF don’t plan on doing any programming for shits ‘n’ giggles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who is searching this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Suck a toad, then do some cow tipping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 Veterans Found With Stolen Military Weapons and Nazi Material, Officials Say⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What high ranking positions will Dear Leader give them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If no government shall bare arms against its own citizens. Then what is happening in LA?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fascism.