SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contractual trap on remote working job offer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s called “the United States white collar private sector.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dated a few Christian girls, and just let me say, they can be pretty freaky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just trying to limit the human suffering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There is going to be a very clumsily faked act of violence. Then, with Congress cheering him on, Dear Leader will “suspend” the Constitution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A joyful reminder⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “More Money == Better Than You!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2022 was a bleak year 😢⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes the crap from my middle school lunchroom look appetizing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  1986, buy Microsoft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A joyful reminder⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you never have, take a look at the sketch comedy he did with David Cross back in the 90s, “Mr. Show.” Some incredibly innovative work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political leaning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My brain hurts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Vegans will NEVER have the political clout to force their way of life on everyone, and they’re mad AF about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What the actual fuck.

  Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IncEl Camino

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Say a humble thanks to the data centers for making the billionaires even more successful, and be glad you still get a water ration!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Our Cleo once grabbed a whole KFC drumstick, and managed to swallow it whole. That was one expensive evening at Kitty ER.

  She also frickin LOVES Parmesan cheese. I caught her getting into a large cabinet, and in the back she had a stash of those little packets, like you get at a pizzeria.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They dream of hard peen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the family resemblance now!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “O ballocks! I’m going to get Epsteined, aren’t I?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get. Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I retired just in time. Even in public service, I was under constant pressure to use more AI, but “all your code should be handwritten.” Sheesh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find what you like and stick with it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess I’m one of the few autistic people who doesn’t have food attachments. The only thing I decidedly dislike is sea urchin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top 10% of Americans Have Double Wealth of The Bottom 90%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But but they Create Jobs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in the future!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But the stock market is so bigly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My feelings on the Super Bowl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m making pizza, and we will be watching the Puppy Bowl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alabama is forcing incarcerated people to work at hundreds of companies, including McDonald’s & Wendy’s. Unionizing is illegal. The state takes 40% of wages.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And coincidentally, there will be a call to “crack down” on smaller crimes, make it easier to do time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was fortunate to be in a union.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Down with this sort of thing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just retired, during the holidays. I didn’t think retiring would be an act of resistance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Socialist!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah feck, DRINK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No worries! The Republican solution is forced marriage and outlaw birth control.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sell yourself to indentured servitude at 18 and work until you’re found dead by the janitor. Your corporate masters need a new Ferrari!