SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Streamline it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  San Diego would be part of Arizona?

  The Zonies would like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Because hurting people with your truck headlights is MANLY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🗿⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The space aliens had Spotify.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch: Zuckerberg’s superyacht arrives in Seattle just as Meta cuts 1,400 local jobs (video in body)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d better thank America’s Job Creators for the gig economy, Peasants!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOAT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s the best goat fucker! It’s bigly bestiality! No one fucks goats like The Donald, believe me. He raw dogs those ruminants like no man has ever seen! In fact, many men, many big tough men, Marines and SWAT cops, have said to him “Sir, Sir! And no one calls you Sir more than we do, Sir! Please drop your drawers and bang this goat, so we can all see how to be a heroic goat fucker like you, Sir!” They say it while literally crying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter moment⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Clit Destroyer 3000

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn’t believe (or maybe yes) how many struggling, regular schmuck commuters I hear saying “But but we can’t tax the Job Creators!” Meanwhile they’re spending two hours in traffic each way, taking any shit from their four bosses while trying to keep their 2011 Camry in one piece and scrounging enough for mortgage, streaming, and the third star on the fourth stripe on little McEllough’s tae kwon do white belt.

  It’s the evil brilliance of Republican marketing. And just maybe, the mistake being made by modern Marxists is ignoring the so-called middle class in favor of the blue collar classes only. Goddamn it I’m pretty bourgeois, but comes down to it, I’d give up a few things to have free health care and education for everyone, and Uni for those that need it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨drones ruin all the fun for US⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  DeSicko cowering in a bunker is a rather entertaining idea.

  And do you suppose Cuba has drones that can reach Mar-a-Lardo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apes smart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ape together make union!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motion of the ocean n all that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m literally made out of one of your bones! And you STILL can’t find it?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memories of defragging your computer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember having to use Norton for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anybody actually work from 09:00 to 17:00⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked IT for a community college. 8 - 4:30 Monday through Friday. If they’d asked me for any OT, my union president would eat nails and shit rust.

  Retired now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Booty shorts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “And I would’ve got away with it, if it weren’t for you MEDDLING MARXISTS!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Next pandemic, CDC will tell us to fuck off and eat ivermectin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m collecting, along with my state pension.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should hate speech be protected under freedom of speech laws?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stochastic terrorism should be a crime. As it is, only if it’s from the left. The right wing media as well as the current occupant of the executive branch, get away with it regularly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomer comics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  nO 1 wAnTs 2 wOrK nE mOaR!!1!11!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomer comics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then just walk in, demand to see the Big Boss, say Good Morning Sir, and ask for the job!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomer comics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “These kids today need to be as miserable and depressed as we are!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate commuting strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s PEOPLE!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Commandment

  A One Good Man

  Night Of The Living Dead Guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Living Daylight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Show me on the doll where Donald touched you, Xenomorph.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please the overlords⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Removal of shows is not allowed on a PaveCorp sidewalk. A $20 surcharge has been added to your walk today.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spooooookyyyyy Scaaaaaaaarrryyyy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OK Boomer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only joke about things that don't bother MMEEEEEE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The First Amendment is only for white male Conservative evangelicals, don’ch’a know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notifications⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since I retired, that’s me. My phone is so quiet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gwyneth Paltrow, we found your toy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now they won’t have time to pee in a bottle, just let fly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But but Jeffo is a Job Creator! He was just born Better Than You. /s