SnarkoPolo
@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
- Comment on when the old geezer in front of you shits his pants 1 day ago:
Everyone around him is trying to choke back a gag. The smell must be bigly.
- Comment on Work harder, afford less? 5 days ago:
Something something bootstraps.
- Comment on Republicans head home for the summer after a string of losses in Congress 5 days ago:
Feel Clean, Vote Green?
- Comment on Republicans head home for the summer after a string of losses in Congress 5 days ago:
And yet, Project 2025 continues unslowed.
- Comment on Brought to you by RFK Jr. 5 days ago:
Don’t give them ideas.
- Comment on Man gets two life sentences for killing Minnesota lawmaker and husband 1 week ago:
Federal?
Pardon in 3, 2,
- Comment on 1 week ago:
And don’t call me “Shirley.”
- Comment on Return to office propaganda floating around LinkedIn 1 week ago:
Sounds like advice I’d get from my Silent Gen parents, if they’d known what working from home was.
- Comment on He was no friend to the middle class 2 weeks ago:
He’s just lining for the white hoods.
- Comment on Addison Mitchell McConnell III, Kentucky Senior US Senator and longest serving senate party leader, 1942 - 2 weeks ago:
He has the brain function of an amoeba.
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 3 weeks ago:
“Just learn to kiss some ass. That man has the power to fire you! When he says come in on Saturday, show up on Sunday also too!”
– My Silent Gen parents, every goddamn day
- Comment on just have a fag bro 3 weeks ago:
Earl Grey, bong!
- Comment on Simple, but cute 3 weeks ago:
“Excuse me? Where do you keep the catnip on this space station?”
- Comment on Supreme Court declines to hear Alan Dershowitz’s defamation appeal against CNN 4 weeks ago:
Did he keep his underoos on?
- Comment on "influencers" are setting us back 4 weeks ago:
This.
If they revert us to the Dark Ages with mobile phones, the working class will never learn anything other than service to the upper class.
- Comment on "influencers" are setting us back 4 weeks ago:
That is one of the most damaging scams in existence. Any jackhole can hang out a sign and call themselves a life coach. They are the homeopaths and chiropractors of psychology.
- Comment on "influencers" are setting us back 4 weeks ago:
Idiocracy has become a documentary.
- Comment on So wise. 5 weeks ago:
True mathematics derives from established mathematical theory, not some farcical aquatic armored vehicle!
- Comment on Demon slayer 5 weeks ago:
I’m a nontheist, but now I might convert.
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 5 weeks ago:
Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.
- Comment on The Secret Reason Bosses Want Everyone Back in the Office, Every Day of the Week 5 weeks ago:
It’s about power and social control, pure and simple.
- Comment on Trump official said taking Greenland could save endless shrimp at Red Lobster: report 5 weeks ago:
If the US attacks a Danish territory, NATO will get in. This administration will go down in history as the one that started World War III.
- Comment on magic 5 weeks ago:
When we got interested in hiking again recently, my wife got new boots, and since I hadn’t worn them much, I used my 25+ years old Hi-Tecs. They were good for about half a dozen short hikes, then the right from sole started to separate.
- Comment on Indeed 5 weeks ago:
Well shit, there goes my entire worldview. I guess this means the bible must be 100 percent accurate. I must accept Jesus and become a Republican.
- Comment on British Charlie Kirk wannabe beaten up debating people in Manchester 5 weeks ago:
That dude is so never getting any.
- Comment on Mission Accomplished 1 month ago:
Bigly
- Comment on Always with the hidden fees. 1 month ago:
I’m calling Poe.
- Comment on 'It's Literally the Gulag': Furious Meta Employees Speak Out on 'Soul-Crushing' AI Jobs 1 month ago:
“team events”
That will sure make a perfect workplace.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 month ago:
The completely unrealized irony.
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 month ago:
Doctor: “Lose weight!”