SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Survival Of The Fittest, Bro! Let them fight for scarce resources. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fur sure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds very ancient Roman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Flat earth-ism started as very elaborate satirical performance art. Now thanks to 50 years of Republicans cheapening public education, a plurality of Americans actually believe this shit and want it taught in the schools.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to work in radio, and we kept our logs in 24h time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School of hard knocks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me you’re a boomer, without telling me you’re a boomer.

  No matter what the Wall St. Journal says, social science says level of education is still the second most important determinant of quality of life. First of course is the socioeconomic status of your parents. I, personally, wouldn’t trade my master’s degree for a plumbing certificate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a MAGAt⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hurp durp, high prices Democrat Party durrrr”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fear!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Right after I graduated middle school, three guys were riding in the back of an El Camino that took a curve too fast. All but one were killed quite nastily. That was 1972, and the sole survivor still isn’t doing well. So much for the good Old Days when kids were free.

  Ask this Joneser about all this shit boomers get nostalgic over. I’ll tell you the real story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is your brain on drugs⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Sounds of Silence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Will ICE be waiting for them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping it classy for my 1000th post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m making fish tacos tonight. Must have my homemade crema!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping it classy for my 1000th post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When you’re eating Jeezus at holy communion z just don’t ask for mayo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ups and downs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Quentin Tarantino might dig that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a plan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp we had a good run fam RIP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t need to care, Jesus is coming back anyway. – MAGAs, probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go fast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the worst that could happen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pioneers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ogg eat red mushroom, then Ogg see pink mammoths for a week!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today in history: Ronald Reagan and the SS attempt to open a stuck car door.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Well, this isn’t a car! Where’s the running board and window cranks?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car faints after seeing gas prices⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks Obama! /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a pharmacy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Respectfully, 🫣🙇‍♀️🫠⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The llamas here are large and very clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Gen Jones, grew up in a very conservative area, and the Boomers a couple years above me definitely did this. By the time I graduated, though, the yuppie mentality was beginning, and we were more focused on college and career.

  The other factor seems to have been social class. The kids from blue collar families tended to be married and have children at a younger age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He gave his life to own the libs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're cured!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You obviously let that chiropractor crack your neck a few times too many.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're cured!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bullshit. Chiropractors cannot prevent or cure any disease or condition. They can help you manage lower back pain. That’s it.

  Thanks to immunotherapy, I am now four and a half years cancer free. See if a chiropractor can do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who lives in a house under a rock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The residence of Bilbo Baggins’s creepy little brother, Scott Baggins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon to be featured at Golden Corral.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Mental Pedo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And he’s still dictator for life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ellen G. White can suck it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's how the world works.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least the schools aren’t teaching WOKE. Priorities. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And now the traffic report:

  “I’m over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west.”