SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My feelings on the Super Bowl⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m making pizza, and we will be watching the Puppy Bowl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alabama is forcing incarcerated people to work at hundreds of companies, including McDonald’s & Wendy’s. Unionizing is illegal. The state takes 40% of wages.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And coincidentally, there will be a call to “crack down” on smaller crimes, make it easier to do time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was fortunate to be in a union.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Down with this sort of thing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just retired, during the holidays. I didn’t think retiring would be an act of resistance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Socialist!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah feck, DRINK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No worries! The Republican solution is forced marriage and outlaw birth control.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sell yourself to indentured servitude at 18 and work until you’re found dead by the janitor. Your corporate masters need a new Ferrari!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well shit, if online quacks are allowed to push bogus supplements that supposedly remove vaccine immunity from people’s bodies, why not grow back foreskins and hymens?

  The average American has replaced science with magic. This is going to be a third world hellscape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tikka Masala is pretty fuggin’ good. And you lot did invent Worcestershire sauce. Oh, and your packaged snacks? Hugely better than the crap we get in the states. But you can have Mushy Peas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wizard posting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A Wizard comes precisely when he means to!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World's first MAGA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also very heavy handed satire. Around 1975-76, Christian college kids wore yellow buttons that said “I FOUND IT.” The idea was that people would ask what they found, and that would be an opening for them to preach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s McPeople!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tips⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism!..yay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The consequences of not building enough housing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Building it isn’t the problem. My Republican shithole burb just bulldozed the last of our open space, to build 600 single family units starting in the “low one millions.” Can’t afford that? No problem. They’re also building 2000 condos, starting in “the mid 500s.”

  Starting to see the real problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely the safest source for advice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LET’S GO DARWIN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get this filth out of my sight⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I do not dislike women. I merely deny them my essence.”

  – General Jack D. Ripper, “Dr. Strangelove”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless she’s a Brazilian Cottontail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ah—AH----WHAT’S UP DOC!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just retired, and my wife still complains that I drive too fast. I’m joining a gym next week and getting back into writing and fermenting, and so won’t have much time to annoy Frank Freeway during his commute from hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bunnylingus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check mate, atheists. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t have a rational discussion with a religionist, particularly one of the Christian/Islamic variety. They will appeal to their book of stories and to them, that should be enough for us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  APA style pizza, also too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.

  I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨w e a k n e s s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m somewhat of a bad dude myself 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, listen Bro. All that sushi i ate before? Just a misunderstanding, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly how?????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, I understand he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.