SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He gave his life to own the libs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're cured!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You obviously let that chiropractor crack your neck a few times too many.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're cured!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Bullshit. Chiropractors cannot prevent or cure any disease or condition. They can help you manage lower back pain. That’s it.

  Thanks to immunotherapy, I am now four and a half years cancer free. See if a chiropractor can do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who lives in a house under a rock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The residence of Bilbo Baggins’s creepy little brother, Scott Baggins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon to be featured at Golden Corral.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Mental Pedo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And he’s still dictator for life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ellen G. White can suck it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's how the world works.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At least the schools aren’t teaching WOKE. Priorities. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And now the traffic report:

  “I’m over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting in traffic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Traffic is so shitty, it takes two hours to go 20 miles by freeway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting in traffic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Around here, if someone complains about a two hour commute, it’s “man up, it’s just part of life!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The difference is real⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got at least another 5 years. His handlers will duct tape him together long enough to get the Constitution out of the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The difference is real⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ooh, he tells it like it is! We needed a tough man to rule us!” – Half the country, and that’s the problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I rember!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How much you want to wager, we pay for that truck and for the time it took them to put that poetry on it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We are really, really good at making billionaires even richer while decreasing quality of life for the weak, lazy 99%. /s but sadly not really

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s something amusing, about the idea of these MAGA lumps shelling out their beer money to see what amounts to a very elaborate cartoon.

  Conservatism. Grifting grifters grifting grifting grifters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaysadilla⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hare pie with dill dough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaysadilla⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that mean no trans fats?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaysadilla⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’re a SMEEEEE–”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contractual trap on remote working job offer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s called “the United States white collar private sector.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dated a few Christian girls, and just let me say, they can be pretty freaky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just trying to limit the human suffering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is going to be a very clumsily faked act of violence. Then, with Congress cheering him on, Dear Leader will “suspend” the Constitution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A joyful reminder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “More Money == Better Than You!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2022 was a bleak year 😢⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes the crap from my middle school lunchroom look appetizing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1986, buy Microsoft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A joyful reminder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you never have, take a look at the sketch comedy he did with David Cross back in the 90s, “Mr. Show.” Some incredibly innovative work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political leaning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brain hurts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vegans will NEVER have the political clout to force their way of life on everyone, and they’re mad AF about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the actual fuck.

  Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.