SnarkoPolo
@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 6 days ago:
“Just learn to kiss some ass. That man has the power to fire you! When he says come in on Saturday, show up on Sunday also too!”
– My Silent Gen parents, every goddamn day
- Comment on just have a fag bro 1 week ago:
Earl Grey, bong!
- Comment on Simple, but cute 1 week ago:
“Excuse me? Where do you keep the catnip on this space station?”
- Comment on Supreme Court declines to hear Alan Dershowitz’s defamation appeal against CNN 1 week ago:
Did he keep his underoos on?
- Comment on "influencers" are setting us back 1 week ago:
This.
If they revert us to the Dark Ages with mobile phones, the working class will never learn anything other than service to the upper class.
- Comment on "influencers" are setting us back 1 week ago:
That is one of the most damaging scams in existence. Any jackhole can hang out a sign and call themselves a life coach. They are the homeopaths and chiropractors of psychology.
- Comment on "influencers" are setting us back 1 week ago:
Idiocracy has become a documentary.
- Comment on So wise. 2 weeks ago:
True mathematics derives from established mathematical theory, not some farcical aquatic armored vehicle!
- Comment on Demon slayer 2 weeks ago:
I’m a nontheist, but now I might convert.
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 2 weeks ago:
Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.
- Comment on The Secret Reason Bosses Want Everyone Back in the Office, Every Day of the Week 2 weeks ago:
It’s about power and social control, pure and simple.
- Comment on Trump official said taking Greenland could save endless shrimp at Red Lobster: report 2 weeks ago:
If the US attacks a Danish territory, NATO will get in. This administration will go down in history as the one that started World War III.
- Comment on magic 2 weeks ago:
When we got interested in hiking again recently, my wife got new boots, and since I hadn’t worn them much, I used my 25+ years old Hi-Tecs. They were good for about half a dozen short hikes, then the right from sole started to separate.
- Comment on Indeed 2 weeks ago:
Well shit, there goes my entire worldview. I guess this means the bible must be 100 percent accurate. I must accept Jesus and become a Republican.
- Comment on British Charlie Kirk wannabe beaten up debating people in Manchester 2 weeks ago:
That dude is so never getting any.
- Comment on Mission Accomplished 3 weeks ago:
Bigly
- Comment on Always with the hidden fees. 3 weeks ago:
I’m calling Poe.
- Comment on 'It's Literally the Gulag': Furious Meta Employees Speak Out on 'Soul-Crushing' AI Jobs 3 weeks ago:
“team events”
That will sure make a perfect workplace.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 4 weeks ago:
The completely unrealized irony.
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 4 weeks ago:
Doctor: “Lose weight!”
- Comment on Welcome to industrialization, bitchass 4 weeks ago:
While the rest of the world perfects wind and solar, the United States is fighting a bloody, expensive war for oil.
Same or different?
- Comment on Alpha AF 4 weeks ago:
Big macho incels dream of peen.
- Comment on If you've had a bad day 5 weeks ago:
Her movie stinks just as much.
- Comment on Fuck yeah 5 weeks ago:
So that’s why Archaeopteryx evolved hands.
- Comment on Damn straight! 5 weeks ago:
I’m retired from a union IT job with a college. And now that I’ve got mine, I will go to the wall to help Gen Z and Alpha get theirs too.
- Comment on Complicated 5 weeks ago:
“Dang Nancy, that’s some tasty shit,” said Ned stonedly. “Wanna fool around?”
Shaking her titian hair, Nancy replied sweetly “I’d rather just be friends, you ineffective little wimp. Now help me with this groovy mystery.”
- Comment on Streamline it 5 weeks ago:
San Diego would be part of Arizona?
The Zonies would like that.
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 5 weeks ago:
Because hurting people with your truck headlights is MANLY.
- Comment on 🗿 5 weeks ago:
The space aliens had Spotify.
- Comment on Watch: Zuckerberg’s superyacht arrives in Seattle just as Meta cuts 1,400 local jobs (video in body) 1 month ago:
You’d better thank America’s Job Creators for the gig economy, Peasants!