Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
Keep off the sofa
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
derAbsender@piefed.social 2 months ago
He pisses himself more offen though.
Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Serinus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.
errer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
utopiah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cocksucker Carlson*
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Don’t defame the good name of cock suckers
lokalhorst@feddit.org 2 months ago
Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 months ago
*Cucker Tarlson
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Heiress CARLSON.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And why didn’t they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The suit jacket that he’s wearing and is a completely different colour?
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
You really think trump is going to take a dumb on a white towel ?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
OleFoFa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You guys haven’t heard of the Trump Towel in New York?
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 2 months ago
Do tell!
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can you notificate me when she explains it? I’m curious too.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Guess they want to use that couch again
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
They’re saving it for JD
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for other people.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He poops his pants often.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I didn’t know they made puppy pads in black.
thessnake03@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Enzy@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Experimental obesity drug diarrhea
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Poop!
obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 2 months ago
This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”
Cattail@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I saw hemorrhoid , Trump’s all butthurt from leftist
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
might need to take a trump
nieminen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I really want you to know how much I appreciate this, and I will be making an attempt to integrate this into my vernacular.
darkmogool@feddit.org 2 months ago
orange juice
nieminen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I may never be able to drink juice from oranges again…
darkmogool@feddit.org 2 months ago
sorry 😅
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.
mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I didn’t know “lemmy shitpost” was literal.
TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ozempic causes diahrrea
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s because he’s wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.
krisevol@lemmus.org 2 months ago
There isn’t a towel under him. It’s his jacket.
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 months ago
the jacket… he’s wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn’t get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.
Lanvjscdlk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.
That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you’re saying, and I agree. There’s a balance to be struck, and this probably isn’t it.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Pedo Don is leaking.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
bstix@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He also gets treated like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
BioDriver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
And that video is a year old.
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don’t want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because “the left needs to do better”.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wE gO hIgH
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn good catch.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Then why is he sitting on bis secondary jacket?
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 2 months ago
He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So you’re saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Are you serious? That’s a JACKET?
What the fuck?
Like… What the FUCK?
I literally don’t believe it, because people with nice jackets don’t look like this.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Did you watch the video? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down. He is not sitting on a towel.
Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Watch the video
Zomg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Settle down bucko
Like… what the FUCK?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
have you seen how his clothes fit? that’s not a nice jacket. men’s wearhouse at best.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
You’re using too much
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Thank you, we appreciate you!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!
yeah this feels real tan suity.