Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
Keep off the sofa
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
derAbsender@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
He pisses himself more offen though.
Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Serinus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.
errer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
utopiah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cocksucker Carlson*
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Don’t defame the good name of cock suckers
lokalhorst@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
*Cucker Tarlson
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Heiress CARLSON.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And why didn’t they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The suit jacket that he’s wearing and is a completely different colour?
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
You really think trump is going to take a dumb on a white towel ?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
OleFoFa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You guys haven’t heard of the Trump Towel in New York?
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Do tell!
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can you notificate me when she explains it? I’m curious too.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Guess they want to use that couch again
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
They’re saving it for JD
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for other people.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He poops his pants often.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t know they made puppy pads in black.
thessnake03@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Enzy@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
Experimental obesity drug diarrhea
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Poop!
obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”
Cattail@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I saw hemorrhoid , Trump’s all butthurt from leftist
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
might need to take a trump
nieminen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I really want you to know how much I appreciate this, and I will be making an attempt to integrate this into my vernacular.
mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t know “lemmy shitpost” was literal.
darkmogool@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
orange juice
nieminen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I may never be able to drink juice from oranges again…
darkmogool@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
sorry 😅
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.
TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ozempic causes diahrrea
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s because he’s wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.
krisevol@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
There isn’t a towel under him. It’s his jacket.
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the jacket… he’s wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn’t get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.
Lanvjscdlk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.
That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you’re saying, and I agree. There’s a balance to be struck, and this probably isn’t it.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Pedo Don is leaking.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
bstix@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He also gets treated like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
BioDriver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
And that video is a year old.
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don’t want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because “the left needs to do better”.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wE gO hIgH
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn good catch.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Then why is he sitting on bis secondary jacket?
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So you’re saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Are you serious? That’s a JACKET?
What the fuck?
Like… What the FUCK?
I literally don’t believe it, because people with nice jackets don’t look like this.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Did you watch the video? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down. He is not sitting on a towel.
Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Watch the video
Zomg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Settle down bucko
Like… what the FUCK?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
have you seen how his clothes fit? that’s not a nice jacket. men’s wearhouse at best.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
You’re using too much
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Thank you, we appreciate you!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!
yeah this feels real tan suity.