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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

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  • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

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    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Damn good catch.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

      Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

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      • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        He also gets treated like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then why is he sitting on bis secondary jacket?

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      • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

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      • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.

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  • Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

    And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

      Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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  • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…

    Tucker Carlson with his typical scowl

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    • YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cocksucker Carlson*

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      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t defame the good name of cock suckers

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      • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        *Cucker Tarlson

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      • lokalhorst@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult

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  • shittydwarf@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess they want to use that couch again

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re saving it for JD

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      • YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for other people.

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  • thessnake03@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.
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  • bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One could say, he trumps a lot.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”

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  • Lanvjscdlk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.

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  • kevin2107@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ozempic causes diahrrea

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  • jpreston2005@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it’s because he’s wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Papi nooo!

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    JD wants to soil the sofa.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ugh, imagine shitting your pants in front of the camera.

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  • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If I were them I would have broken out the plastic lawn furniture so it could be hosed down afterwards.

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    • Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wicker furniture could be burned immediately after.

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      • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        They shouldn’t have to wait until he gets off it.

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  • dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So that other clip from this show, where shit is seeping out, is it verified to be real?

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was gonna say why not match the couch, but then the cameras would see when he stands up.

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