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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

      Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

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      • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He also gets treated like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

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      • BioDriver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And that video is a year old.

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    • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don’t want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

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      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because “the left needs to do better”.

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      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        wE gO hIgH

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    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Damn good catch.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then why is he sitting on bis secondary jacket?

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      • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

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      • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.

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    • Prior_Industry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So you’re saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you serious? That’s a JACKET?

      What the fuck?

      Like… What the FUCK?

      I literally don’t believe it, because people with nice jackets don’t look like this.

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      • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Did you watch the video? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down. He is not sitting on a towel.

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      • Bongles@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Watch the video

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      • Zomg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Settle down bucko

        Like… what the FUCK?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        have you seen how his clothes fit? that’s not a nice jacket. men’s wearhouse at best.

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re using too much

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    • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you, we appreciate you!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!

      yeah this feels real tan suity.

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  • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.

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    • derAbsender@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He pisses himself more offen though.

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  • Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

    And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

      Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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      • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us

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  • utopiah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…

    Tucker Carlson with his typical scowl

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    • YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cocksucker Carlson*

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      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t defame the good name of cock suckers

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      • lokalhorst@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult

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      • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        *Cucker Tarlson

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Heiress CARLSON.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And why didn’t they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

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    • normalentrance@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Brown on white might show up on camera.

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      • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So maybe a brown couch?

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    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket

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      • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The suit jacket that he’s wearing and is a completely different colour?

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You really think trump is going to take a dumb on a white towel ?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

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    • OleFoFa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.

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  • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You guys haven’t heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

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    • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do tell!

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      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Can you notificate me when she explains it? I’m curious too.

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

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  • shittydwarf@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Guess they want to use that couch again

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re saving it for JD

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      • YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for other people.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He poops his pants often.

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I didn’t know they made puppy pads in black.

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  • thessnake03@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Enzy@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Poop!

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  • obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Put down a towel!

    altr

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  • bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One could say, he trumps a lot.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”

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  • Cattail@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I saw hemorrhoid , Trump’s all butthurt from leftist

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

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  • m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    might need to take a trump

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    • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I really want you to know how much I appreciate this, and I will be making an attempt to integrate this into my vernacular.

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  • mojo_raisin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I didn’t know “lemmy shitpost” was literal.

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  • darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    orange juice

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    • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I may never be able to drink juice from oranges again…

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      • darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        sorry 😅

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.

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  • TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.
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  • kevin2107@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ozempic causes diahrrea

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  • jpreston2005@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s because he’s wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.

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    • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There isn’t a towel under him. It’s his jacket.

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      • jpreston2005@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        the jacket… he’s wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you

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  • trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn’t get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.

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  • Lanvjscdlk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.

      That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you’re saying, and I agree. There’s a balance to be struck, and this probably isn’t it.

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pedo Don is leaking.

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