The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
Keep off the sofa
Submitted 4 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 41 minutes ago
Damn good catch.
bstix@feddit.dk 1 hour ago
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 56 minutes ago
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
He also gets treated like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 hours ago
Then why is he sitting on bis secondary jacket?
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 hour ago
He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.
Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?
errer@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 hours ago
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Cocksucker Carlson*
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Don’t defame the good name of cock suckers
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 hour ago
*Cucker Tarlson
lokalhorst@feddit.org 3 hours ago
Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 4 hours ago
Guess they want to use that couch again
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
They’re saving it for JD
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for other people.
thessnake03@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
“He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”
Lanvjscdlk@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.
kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
ozempic causes diahrrea
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
it’s because he’s wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Papi nooo!
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
JD wants to soil the sofa.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 hours ago
Ugh, imagine shitting your pants in front of the camera.
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
If I were them I would have broken out the plastic lawn furniture so it could be hosed down afterwards.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Wicker furniture could be burned immediately after.
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
They shouldn’t have to wait until he gets off it.
dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social 3 hours ago
So that other clip from this show, where shit is seeping out, is it verified to be real?
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I was gonna say why not match the couch, but then the cameras would see when he stands up.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 33 minutes ago
Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.