Emerald
@Emerald@lemmy.world
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 9 hours ago:
I only like raw asparagus.
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 9 hours ago:
Holy shit
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 11 hours ago:
Damnnn that is one interpretation of drunk driving. "officer, you don’t understand, drunk driving putting everyones life and freedom at risk is what makes us human
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 2 days ago:
major cities
Yeah, I don’t live near one of those. I’d probably raise my carbon footprint more by driving an hour than I would buying a different milk.
- Comment on I will not disappoint my ancestors 3 days ago:
I don’t get it. Why are you reaching for the police officers weapon?
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 3 days ago:
I know. Almond milk is a huge waste of water. But unfortunately, it’s harder to find others like oat and soy
- Comment on Literally c/THE_PACK 1 week ago:
Okay well maybe not the 17 yo
- Comment on You best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopia 2 weeks ago:
That’s awesome, I love drug dealing robo-dogs
- Comment on Sleep well tonight 2 weeks ago:
Snowbabies*
- Comment on i hate hate hate stuart little 2 weeks ago:
I also have some correspondence with them saved where they might have mentioned Stuart Little. There was one of those site chats that neocities sites often have
- Comment on i hate hate hate stuart little 2 weeks ago:
It’s pretty crazy and kind of disturbing, even though it’s just text.
- Comment on i hate hate hate stuart little 2 weeks ago:
Warning: it’s batshit insane and kinda disturbing.
- Comment on i hate hate hate stuart little 2 weeks ago:
I found this one crazy schizophrenic-sounding blog and this person hated Stuart Little so much. I wonder if this is why.
- Comment on The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma 3 weeks ago:
Not really, this would all happen so fast and be emotionally, not logically driven.
- Comment on Thanks for the warning I guess?? 3 weeks ago:
It’s a Samsung “feature”. If you turn the volume up high enough, it warns you about hearing loss. Even if what you are listening to is super quiet so you have to turn it up to hear, and even if you are connected to a speaker.
- Comment on What's Mastodon precious? 4 weeks ago:
I thought that was the FreedomBox logo at first. I was confused why Billy’s dad would be mad at the kid making a freedombox to run federated systems.
It is very similar
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 5 comments
- Comment on [Thread] Mental Math 4 weeks ago:
I always thought about how interesting it is that handing things to people is so reliable. We just kind’ve know exactly when the other person has grabbed something enough for us to let go.
- Comment on I would personally just treat whatever direction I'm facing at the time as North and go from there. 5 weeks ago:
So you might’ve been going west, but not westbound. Roads curve often in the USA at least (i’m guessing you are from the USA because 911)
- Comment on Is there a conversational AI chat bot that isn't... So horny? Preferably free, but I'll pay a little bit of it's good. 1 month ago:
Network Chuck
God thanks for the IT class PTSD flashback. Idk why but Network Chuck is so annoying for me. The way he just shills his coffee. Sorry Chuck
- Comment on Most of the trick-or-treaters have been skipping my house, and I finally figured out why 1 month ago:
parents idling a car from house to house instead of parking and walking with their kids
And they drive like lunatics as well. Lots of them drive at high speeds in a vehicle with poor visibility and don’t yield to pedestrians. I saw this one car last night weave through some pedestrians crossing the street. Like c’mon… this isn’t North Korea. Let them cross the street
- Comment on Found this gem of a forum post. Was told to post this here 1 month ago:
Full context: tenforums.com/…/201858-cant-apply-import-reg-file…
- Submitted 1 month ago to aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz | 3 comments
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 1 month ago:
And then you get to hear peoples thoughts on you not posting anything
- Comment on Support local bands 1 month ago:
I just buy the things that I can’t pirate. I save money and end up supporting small artists.
- Comment on Support local bands 1 month ago:
Support small artists in general, doesn’t have to be local. Bandcamp is great.
- Comment on Rock diagram 1 month ago:
I forgot about Sisyphus for a second and thought Syphilis at first.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 38 comments
- Comment on No excuse 1 month ago:
I was just never taught how to back in to a parking spot.
- Comment on So bad it was actually entertaining 1 month ago:
They meant to say “have a nice rest of your life”.
