Emerald
@Emerald@lemmy.world
- Comment on Satire is dead 👌 3 days ago:
This is what the editor should have sent in the signal chat after the ordeal.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 3 days ago:
They all look like pencils to me.
- Comment on Road crews carry the world on their shoulders. They just aren't given enough to do what needs doing. 6 days ago:
Road crews carry the world on their SHOULDERS. haha punny
- Comment on Road crews carry the world on their shoulders. They just aren't given enough to do what needs doing. 6 days ago:
As a fellow OSM mapper, thanks for advertising. :D
- Comment on Road crews carry the world on their shoulders. They just aren't given enough to do what needs doing. 6 days ago:
Maintaining roads has never been sexy
Well I can’t say building or maintaining roads gets me sexually aroused, but why is maintaining roads not “sexy”?
- Comment on Pineapple was never the problem 1 week ago:
The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 3 weeks ago:
but it simply moved the carriage back one character space so the typist could use whiteout to remove a mistake
So use whiteout!
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 3 weeks ago:
When I made one mistake on the typewriter I had to rewrite the entire cover letter
Bro just backspace. What kind of typewriter is this?
- Comment on This letter from "Friends of Zion" my grandmother received today 4 weeks ago:
don’t think anyone is in the right here.
Still, the number of Israeli’s killed is nowhere near the over 40,000 Palestinians killed. So it’s weird to be pro-Israel.
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world | 57 comments
- Comment on Good boi 5 weeks ago:
we got dictator petplay before gta 6
- Comment on The internet is bad ux, everybody. There's too many choices. 5 weeks ago:
I was talking to someone online who is in Ghana and this is how it is there.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 23 comments
- Comment on I wouldn't stand for it 2 months ago:
Even my professor in his 50s says we can text him if we are going to be absent from class. Like hell nah man I’m gonna email you.
- Comment on Checking in 2 months ago:
- Comment on Time to make your decesion 2 months ago:
Susan is in HR, not Hannah
- Comment on Time to make your decesion 2 months ago:
What is Hannah’s negative trait?
- Comment on 2025 trailer be wild 2 months ago:
Maybe because it killed someone and injured others?
- Comment on Innovation that matters 2 months ago:
Now we need to make a Magisk module that replaces the phone battery percentage with the piss tank percentage instead. Much more useful.
- Comment on Innovation that matters 2 months ago:
27%!
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 5 comments
- Comment on Not enough people buying Premium, eh? 2 months ago:
we still get ads on our smart LG TV
That’s when I hit the mute button, hold the remote with my finger on the OK button ready to skip, and use the remote to block my view of anything but the bottom right corner of the screen. Then when I see the skip button appear, I can click it.
Recently I have discovered that I can just use the “why this ad?” menu and select “return to video”. That way you can skip any ad before the timer runs out.
- Comment on Not enough people buying Premium, eh? 2 months ago:
Or use NewPipe
- Comment on Hubris 2 months ago:
I just push on it with my hand
- Comment on Hurry 2 months ago:
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 3 months ago:
I only like raw asparagus.
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 3 months ago:
Holy shit
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 3 months ago:
Damnnn that is one interpretation of drunk driving. "officer, you don’t understand, drunk driving putting everyones life and freedom at risk is what makes us human
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 3 months ago:
major cities
Yeah, I don’t live near one of those. I’d probably raise my carbon footprint more by driving an hour than I would buying a different milk.
- Comment on I will not disappoint my ancestors 3 months ago:
I don’t get it. Why are you reaching for the police officers weapon?
