anon_8675309
@anon_8675309@lemmy.world
- Comment on They gonna cat 3 days ago:
That is what you get for calling that cat “fluffy”
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Why didn’t her parents just name her “fart” if she’s an air wrecka.
- Comment on Can't get better than this 1 week ago:
This is mom’s basement. She storing the other down there.
- Comment on Put the shoes on 1 week ago:
Nothing beats her wearing sweats pulled up then the top rolled down and one of my shirts.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 1 week ago:
Damn. That fever will get you.
- Comment on They mods dont want you to know. 1 week ago:
If she’s a girl, she’s getting harassed.
- Comment on Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong? 1 week ago:
All the unclean penis’ weep.
- Comment on In this house 1 week ago:
Gotta have goals in life.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 1 week ago:
Yes. Well that and sugar tariffs combined.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 1 week ago:
What happened in the 80s?
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 3 weeks ago:
White Jesus!!!
Wow.
- Comment on Beans 3 weeks ago:
Beans will whoop your ass if you touch his chicken.
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 3 weeks ago:
What does one do on a daily basis when working at the national pear council?
- Comment on POV: you walk into a meeting with people who make 10x your salary 3 weeks ago:
My new estimation explanation for every story I work on.
“Without getting into the weeds, I think we need to heighten some awareness around the fact that what we’re dealing with here is a length disadvantaged timeline”
- Comment on Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack? 3 weeks ago:
Judging by the age of those laptops, it may be a few dial up modems instead. “Local network? Nah, we’ll just have a bank of us robotics 56k modems. “
- Comment on Remember when car controls weren't complicated 3 weeks ago:
Miss those days. Really just need Bluetooth to the radio as my only fancy option.
And heated seats.
But that’s all.
- Comment on Every so often, it's important for our community to pause, heal, and reflect together on what's truly important and why we're all here. 3 weeks ago:
No. Not those.
- Comment on Every so often, it's important for our community to pause, heal, and reflect together on what's truly important and why we're all here. 3 weeks ago:
Not enough butter. And where is the Lowry’s?
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 4 weeks ago:
No way
- Comment on Tune a fish 4 weeks ago:
“Hand me that can of tuna please, I want to make a tuna fish sandwich. “
These words have come out of my mouth.
Yes they’re wrong. But something about the cadence.
- Comment on meal 5 weeks ago:
Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
It’s the way it should be
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 5 weeks ago:
I can’t parse that first sentence.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I hate when a woman is mean to me for doing something nice like holding the door because she thinks I want to sleep with her. No ma’am, I don’t. I was just being nice. My wife has all that other stuff covered.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Homo Orycteropus.
- Comment on BASED? 5 weeks ago:
Yeah I don’t think that’s the cut down they think it is.
- Comment on Sure, Jan 5 weeks ago:
Nobody like Kid Rock.
- Comment on Where *does* the money come from? 5 weeks ago:
They have a fiduciary responsibility to the corporation and the shareholders. Increasing salaries to retain talent is part of this responsibility. However it is common for CEOs to mostly focus only on shareholders.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 5 weeks ago:
I wear slippers or socks. Bare feet are just as bad or worse than shoes because of oils and such from your feet.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 5 weeks ago:
Shoes on in the house is gross. So is bare feet. Wear socks or slippers.