anon_8675309

@anon_8675309@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wine is way to pretentious for me. Middling bourbon and a splash of cola.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Soup does not want you to know this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eating cabbage soup for lunch. It’s delicious, but yeah water with stuff in it. Same way a sandwich of bread with stuff in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨manly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You had me until no more wiping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Martha Stewart's actual Halloween costume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof. Not good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The lean away is telling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello my urine angels. 😇⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, what I do is … I don’t spray piss in my hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just like Pet Cemetery 🪦⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta bury them deeeeep. Other animals can smell them if you don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Explain to me in one hastily written white board that you do not understand childhood trauma.

  On the one hand there’s truth to that: your behavior is your responsibility.

  On the other: people in this country are seriously uneducated in regards to childhood trauma. I mean good grief. If someone is behaving poorly, there may be deep reasons for that and maybe get them some help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ptah-Hotep 40⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting ready for the party.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is "sunsetting" used as a term to indicate a service is shutting down?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re overthinking it Fred.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To those who think the economy will never get good enough to afford basic necessities (and you're probably right), what will you do to not only survive, but enjoy life with the only life you have?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope people will stop consumering. I hope they will start filling up green spaces again. Go for walks, talk to the people thy run into. Hopefully kids will go run around outside again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just stole equipment from the Community Basketball Center. The cops are investigating. But you out smart them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well duh… that’s a wide load coming through.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glute-dayum⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What makes you believe they’re not still sitting there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone actually believe this "rogue AI" nonsense?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plenty do.

  It’s BS though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good to know what can kill you in each state⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have about 1 for every 20 people. And yet we still average less than 1 death per year by alligator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good to know what can kill you in each state⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alligators don’t kills that many people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IYKYK⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not? Blonde hair, boobs and a big ol ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning for students⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How would she even…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IYKYK⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no way he posted that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IYKYK⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His big ol ass?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the chance to do it all over again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Change my underwear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For roaches, sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the deep freeze⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Likely not. It’s mocking how work places do tend to operate however, so it’s humorous in the respect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth inequality will destroy America.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh trust me. I know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth inequality will destroy America.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  MAGA think they’re “merely wealthy” because they got a new (to them) pickup three years ago. So this will fall on dumb ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep paralysis demon.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She chose to look like that. She was okay looking before, went to a surgeon and said make me look like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep Em Guessing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe in the spectrum. Some do stuff like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeff Bezos claims AI could allow 3-day workweeks; man who won't give employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure it could. But people like Bezos won’t allow it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They never even notice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because by the time they are done everyone is three beers in and hungry AF.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work Hard, Enjoy Never⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But but you can wear your hard work badge of honor and just know that because you’re not getting rewards you now have the right to make sure nobody else gets a better life either.