anon_8675309

@anon_8675309@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to ride my bicycle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He was bi so he was probably thinking about riding his bicycle while she was riding him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Volkswa what now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Camel toes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  People complain about their baked goods not coming out right but they treat the recipe as a suggestion. That works for cooking (sometimes) but almost never for baking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAH at it again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And cameras live streaming it constantly so Elon can get sent links to it millions of times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All workers deserve the same Paid Time Off deal as Mitch.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t have the balls to do that. But it would be hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was getting g a burger the other day (something I’m loathe to do but it was circumstances…) and as I’m waiting several dasher came in and grabbed orders waiting. I’m a people watcher so I sit where I can watch people come and go while I wait for my order and can still hear my name. Now, it was storming outside, I mean it was nuts. One of those dashers came in grabbed the bag of food and used it as a rain block to get back to their car. Just held it over their head like it was making any difference at all. Whoever got those soggy fries I hope they don’t go through the hassle again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the correct answer. Those companies that don’t fix their shit will perish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think we’re “butt hurt”. We just have a different tolerance for what is acceptable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Radicalized pedos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet you found them out… ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg leaves stranded boat passengers to die in middle of the Pacific.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There are different levels of help request and this wasn’t the “oh shit we’re dying” request.

  So yeah…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if you maxxed out your credit cards and line of credit then moved to some village in the phillipines?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He who goes out owing the most wins. Lived like a king and didn’t pay for a damned thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg leaves stranded boat passengers to die in middle of the Pacific.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That is not what happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watcha gonna do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t keep it. It’s on camera.

  That being said, it’s not my money at the bank so it’s the banks issue not mine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take cover⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please find attached my AI generated resume in response to your AI generated job listing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can also bake one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate My New Gaming Chair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you losing or constipated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Methgator: The Movie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mike?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a very dad thing to do. I love doing things where I can just shut my brain off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friends.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Never understood the appeal. The one guy, Joey?, so cringe…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does Israel have a right to your tax dollars?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Theft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As well as the fact he pushed the Heritage Foundation’s agenda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does Israel have a right to your tax dollars?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Israel wants to keep their universal healthcare. They like that we fund part of their military so they can have it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to cut aluminum pipe with hardly any comments about flock cameras⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good way to hurt innocent people when that fall in the street or on someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨- sent from my Samsung Toilet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Real ginger ale is because of the ginger. I think people came along and conflated that with sprite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The kids are alright⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait! Is this a reunion!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When do we riot?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of your neighbors still think it’s fine. Global warming is bullshit because we still have super cold winters sometimes.

  Start by changing their minds. All the rioting in the world will just make them dig their heels in. But if they understood the issue then maybe rioting wouldn’t be necessary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’m kinda done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone pissed off the urban planner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, the urban planner was Jeff “dick fetish” Bezos.