anon_8675309
@anon_8675309@lemmy.world
- Comment on when the old geezer in front of you shits his pants 20 hours ago:
Trump looks like Jeff Dunhams Walter doll with Netanyahoo’s hand up his ass.
- Comment on Fappucino 20 hours ago:
Looks guilty to me.
- Comment on Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, kiddo 1 day ago:
No. They were loyal because there was a pension.
- Comment on You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit 1 day ago:
The smell and taste is how I made myself quit smoking. Every time I smoked I made myself focus on the smell and taste and made myself say out loud (when nobody could hear but whatever) “these smell and taste like shit!”
Took about a month and I quit. Never even crave them.
- Comment on she’s really honest indeed💖 3 days ago:
Not the point. Who the fuck is Amy.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Who’s nuts?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
He ain’t going anyplace. He’ll just use a different account.
- Comment on Pervert cancer 4 days ago:
Our education system folks.
- Comment on My 98 Oldsmobile 5 days ago:
Older cars could survive a wreck while their occupants didn’t. Newer cars are designed to protect the occupants by destroying themselves.
- Comment on three cheers for fate! 1 week ago:
What’s with the orcas?
- Comment on What it's like to be in your forties 1 week ago:
Better than my 50s
- Comment on Posting everyday until my brother takes a shower day 355 1 week ago:
So… we peaked at Neanderthal.
- Comment on The weight of responsibility, the knowledge of coming glory 1 week ago:
What the hell does one eat to constantly have large shit? That’s so weird.
- Comment on The weight of responsibility, the knowledge of coming glory 1 week ago:
The fuck is a poop knife?
(The last question I’ll ask the internet for a month I’m sure!).
- Comment on When can I retire? 1 week ago:
Well as soon as you save a million dollars you can retire and live happily on a sustained 40k of near poverty.
- Comment on What is negative voltage? 2 weeks ago:
It means you have the equation backwards.
- Comment on Finally HR does something right 2 weeks ago:
I work from home for past 12 years but prior when I was in the office I would bring in a large thick old navy hoody and a small travel pillow. I would put my headphones on, my hoody over that and lean my head down on the pillow and nap.
It’s my hour.
- Comment on "it only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that you're a nice person." 2 weeks ago:
It’s not the slow walkers. It’s the aisle blockers.
How are you so fucking self absorbed you can’t see that you’re blocking the aisle?
- Comment on Why do bumblebees die under the tilia? 2 weeks ago:
The other bees can make it further, closer to home. The fat ass bumblebee just plummets like a rock when he loses ANY percentage of propulsion.
- Comment on Lomg Sleeve T-Shirt 2 weeks ago:
That was my question
- Comment on I agree with don 2 weeks ago:
They’re both correct. Only difference is the moment.
- Comment on should have just complied 😒 2 weeks ago:
I heard he tried to run them over in his car
- Comment on definitely not recording! 2 weeks ago:
Look at his ear. A person could wear this maybe 10 min before his ear hurts so bad he can’t any more.
- Comment on The land before time 2 weeks ago:
And the pizza actually tasted better than it does today.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 2 weeks ago:
Open outlook and mark yourself as busy in blocks throughout the day.
- Comment on If someone was shrunk down to the size of an ant would they be able to make a little ant sized campfire with the same principles? Does it scale like that? 2 weeks ago:
Yes. Everything scales down. Even broccoli.
- Comment on foil 3 weeks ago:
Misspelled. It’s y’all.
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 3 weeks ago:
Asking 2 got 3. Did a corporation buy that?
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 3 weeks ago:
Home Depot special.
- Comment on Do your ears hang low 3 weeks ago:
If I’m running while naked, I’m probably more likely to be worried someone is trying to cut my balls off.