anon_8675309
@anon_8675309@lemmy.world
- Comment on Happy birds 3 hours ago:
If seeing this doesn’t delight you, you’re a monster. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You’re a monster.
- Comment on Unexpected item in the bagging area! 4 hours ago:
Yet another way for the wealthy to steal productivity.
I get some of you like it and that’s fine but I hate it on principle.
- Comment on literally 451° 5 hours ago:
Doesn’t hit the same.
- Comment on Real estate photography 17 hours ago:
What guy would actually want their wife to put up a sign like that? Doesn’t it make you feel cheap?
- Comment on bone 2 days ago:
Where would all the soft parts go?
- Comment on Fafo 3 days ago:
They’re blaming Biden.
- Comment on "If you can't afford to tip 40%, then don't eat out" 6 days ago:
This is why I don’t go places I need to tip. The service is NEVER exceptional or even adequate.
Also I believe a business should not make its patrons pay a tip.
- Comment on "If you can't afford to tip 40%, then don't eat out" 6 days ago:
If you need a 40% tip to earn a decent wage, go get a better job.
- Comment on What makes a man? 6 days ago:
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
- Comment on they're havin a laugh 6 days ago:
Yes. We know.
The show was, generally, hilarious.
- Comment on We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It. 1 week ago:
I really don’t get his point.
- Comment on I will... 1 week ago:
Maffs is hard
- Comment on I will... 1 week ago:
Compound interest and time.
- Comment on stroke confirmed 1 week ago:
The pedo bill.
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 week ago:
Clearly trauma happened. Why xray? Would that help in putting the puzzle back together?
- Comment on Their name is Spike. 1 week ago:
I wouldn’t know anything else so I wouldn’t care.
- Comment on A Woodpecker’s tongue is so long that it wraps around its skull 2 weeks ago:
He shoves it in holes and licks the good stuff
- Comment on Just hanging with the boys 2 weeks ago:
We have a goldfish. Our toddler will put her toys around the outside of the aquarium. Every few days she’ll swap them out. The fish will swim down and look at each one. They both get something out of this arrangement.
- Comment on That's a no 2 weeks ago:
I believe people should 1) not be assholes trying to get ahead of everyone. 2) merge appropriately given the current conditions.
Nobody said shit about some2 mile limit.
Zipper merge is great. But we all know we’re not talking about the person who even knows what that is. We’re talking about that privileged fuck that thinks he can take it.
- Comment on That's a no 2 weeks ago:
Oh he read them. He just don’t give a fuck about anyone but him.
- Comment on NOT THE BEES 2 weeks ago:
Zombees?
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Dude taking a picture for later.
- Comment on He's an arborist 2 weeks ago:
Shine a light directly down on it from above. Measure the shadow
- Comment on WACK 2 weeks ago:
Wait, they really whacked the tallywhacker?
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 3 weeks ago:
This is why we’re in such a mess now. People have been trained that society sucks and it’s every man for themselves now.
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 3 weeks ago:
Because we decided we hated to have our vehicles inspected. If we still did that these people would get violations.
- Comment on heater 3 weeks ago:
Says “touch me, you know you’re curious”.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
So short and fat?
- Comment on that's some fucking aerodynamics bro 3 weeks ago:
Spoiler makes it go faster!
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 3 weeks ago:
Why would people float into the sky for the rapture?