anon_8675309
@anon_8675309@lemmy.world
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 1 day ago:
No way
- Comment on Tune a fish 1 day ago:
“Hand me that can of tuna please, I want to make a tuna fish sandwich. “
These words have come out of my mouth.
Yes they’re wrong. But something about the cadence.
- Comment on meal 5 days ago:
Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
It’s the way it should be
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 6 days ago:
I can’t parse that first sentence.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I hate when a woman is mean to me for doing something nice like holding the door because she thinks I want to sleep with her. No ma’am, I don’t. I was just being nice. My wife has all that other stuff covered.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Homo Orycteropus.
- Comment on BASED? 1 week ago:
Yeah I don’t think that’s the cut down they think it is.
- Comment on Sure, Jan 1 week ago:
Nobody like Kid Rock.
- Comment on Where *does* the money come from? 1 week ago:
They have a fiduciary responsibility to the corporation and the shareholders. Increasing salaries to retain talent is part of this responsibility. However it is common for CEOs to mostly focus only on shareholders.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
I wear slippers or socks. Bare feet are just as bad or worse than shoes because of oils and such from your feet.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
Shoes on in the house is gross. So is bare feet. Wear socks or slippers.
- Comment on Hey, how you doin' lil mama, let me whisper in your ear... 1 week ago:
I da wut?
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 1 week ago:
Or if we tax billionaires and corporations…
- Comment on Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs? 2 weeks ago:
That neck. Wow.
- Comment on Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs? 2 weeks ago:
Because when they tried to ride humans they would break them.
- Comment on When you know your boss is an insane moron 2 weeks ago:
“In order for me to be at my station at 9am I arrived at 8:55am and got my work items arranged accordingly. I’ll take the extra 2 minutes during lunch. “
- Comment on Just say the word 2 weeks ago:
I would do it for a lot less than that.
- Comment on How?!? 3 weeks ago:
She looks short. Maybe only 7 herbs.
- Comment on How?!? 3 weeks ago:
Save money, get a bidet.
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 3 weeks ago:
This fractionally proportional piece of shit models himself after nazis, so the comparison is accurate.
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 3 weeks ago:
He can’t buy his good squad matching long nazi coats?
- Comment on Remember when buying shoes came off as some kind of science. The shoe sales person was always considered right 3 weeks ago:
And if they didn’t they left the machine on a little longer to take care of those offensive toes.
- Comment on Remember when buying shoes came off as some kind of science. The shoe sales person was always considered right 3 weeks ago:
I actually miss those days. I picked a style and it was their job to go get it and try it on me. I just had to sit.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 3 weeks ago:
You need better friends. This one is a lost cause.
- Comment on How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election? 3 weeks ago:
Skew the polls. Make it look like he’s doing amazing so they don’t need to show up.
- Comment on Fake moo 4 weeks ago:
That’s about 8000-9000 cows per day. The US slaughters nearly 100K per day. So… mcd is fine.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Body caught Cachy.
- Comment on It. Fucken. Wimdy. 4 weeks ago:
Derin had one job
- Comment on You shall not cut! 4 weeks ago:
Thanks Dad. I’ll have one with 5 slices of pepperoni not 3. 3 slices of pepperoni is for pussies.